What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

Jiuwu is about to go to the Zifu Palace, so he will send his phone back by the way.

In the end, he was blocked by the Saint Son on the way.

"Uncle Master." The Son saluted.

"Are you waiting for me?" Jiuwu Sangkong asked.

"That's true, Uncle Master, listening to what you just said, did you say that Qianli Transmission has fallen behind the times?"

Shengzi looked graceful and polite, but in fact he was very puzzled.

Is Thousand Miles Sound lagging behind the times?

Hasn't everyone been doing this for tens of thousands of years? This is clearly the tradition of the world of immortality!

Except that the distance is too far and the jade talisman for sound transmission is needed, how can it be more convenient than the method of sound transmission for thousands of miles?

"Sure enough, you still don't know?"

"So, you don't have a mobile phone?" Jiuwu touched his chin and smiled: "Well, I will tell you."

"This is a cell phone~!"

He took out his mobile phone and used the "remember password" function to directly log in to the account: "See? With this mobile phone, I can contact anyone, of course, provided that the other party also has a mobile phone."

"As long as you have a mobile phone, do you need a Thousand Miles Sound Transmission or Sound Transmission Jade Talisman? No need!"

"Those contact methods are too backward, they are simply... Rumao drinks blood."

Jiu Wu shook his head and was very proud.

"Just ask, if I can contact you easily, why use the method of sound transmission for thousands of miles?"

"Just like two ordinary people, separated by a certain distance, our previous method of sound transmission for thousands of miles was like ordinary people pulling their throats and shouting."

"But once you have a mobile phone, you only need to speak gently to get in touch with each other~"

"There is such a thing?" Shengzi was also a little shocked.

He doesn't know the specific functions of the'mobile phone', but it is very useful to be able to contact others easily.

"You... are right."

After putting away the phone like Jiuwu, he gave Shengzi a glance: "This is what Qi Zixiao got out. It's normal if you don't."

"I have a few more here, but I can't just give it to you, do you want it?"

"I want to find Qi Zixiao for it myself!"

Son:"……"

"Uncle Master, the disciple doesn't want it."

Shengzi said that he didn't want any mobile phones.

"whatever."

Believe you a ghost?

Jiu Wu smiled, and stopped paying attention to the son, and flew away quietly.

...

Returning to his own cave, Shengzi was depressed.

"Qi Zixiao...what weird thing did you get?!"

"Come on!"

With an order, the guardian disciples who were waiting immediately stepped forward: "Your Highness?"

"Now, within the sect, there is something called a mobile phone... You go to inquire and get one over, but I want to see what it is."

"Remember, not being exposed is the requirement of the Son of God."

"Phone?"

The disciples of the Fa protector were a little confused, but they still took their orders.

Seeing them gone, Shengzi rubbed his eyebrows by himself, feeling depressed.

"Why do you feel like everything is messed up?"

"In the past month or so, the changes have been too great..."

...

Inside the Purple Palace!

Mo Daolin lay reclining on his'throne', looking at the people coming.

"Senior brother, say."

Below, a veteran dressed in luxurious purple robes with a distressed face, suddenly clasped his fists: "Brother!"

"Junior Brother is here to sue!"

"Your precious disciple, sage Qi Zixiao, got a game of chess from the general outline of Taoism in the world, and immediately revealed it!"

"But this kind of chess, called Mahjong, is very evil. The disciples who learn are all greedy and greedy, and wasteful practice. It is the source of evil and the head of all evil!"

"Not only that, those disciples in the alchemy room are even more disheartened, even forgetting their duties!"

"My disciple from Zizhufeng went to collect the pill, but I didn't get it, but they thought it was too noisy, and they all kicked it out."

"When Li Fu went to ask for an explanation, he was beaten up by the fifth senior brother and threw it out. He... is also addicted to mahjong, unable to extricate himself!"

The veteran Zipao is the peak master of Zizhu Peak, the real person of Zizhu.

At this moment, his heart is bitter!

Zizhufeng was ranked high anyway, but he was so bullied as a result. After he got the news, he was so angry immediately that he ran to ask for an explanation.

result……

Well, from a distance, it turned out to be Jiuwu? !

Real Zizhu was dumbfounded, and he didn't dare to run to Jiuwu to make a fuss. Originally, he was going to settle the matter, but when he returned to Zizhu Peak, I went? !

The disciples of Zizhufeng have also learned mahjong, and they are so enthusiastic to play!

This makes Master Zizhu very uncomfortable, how can he stand it?

But looking for Jiuwu to make trouble...he didn't dare, because Jiuwu was so popular, he really dared to beat him together!

After thinking about it, he could only run over to complain to Mo Daolin.

"Even this happened?"

Mo Daolin blinked: "This..."

"That's true, brother, I'm here to ask you to order that mahjong, the source of evil and the head of all evil, be completely banned!"

"Fuck your mother's shit!"

At this moment, an angry curse came, and Jiu rushed forward: "Nonsense, ruining innocence, it's just farting!"

"Wine Five, you!"

Zizhu stared, glaring at him: "It's simply unreasonable, full of foul language..."

"What is foul language? You are foul language, your whole family is foul language!"

Jiuwu is extremely powerful: "Why is Mahjong the source of evil and the head of evil? As you know, Mahjong contains the principles of life and can help my disciples in the Purple Mansion realize the way?!"

"How long has Fatty Dan been at the peak of Jin Dan? After contacting Mahjong, now he is almost breaking through to the middle stage of Yuan Ying!"

"Where is the Snow Girl? How long has it been since she broke through to the distraction? Now it is the middle stage of distraction!"

"Why? It's all because they played mahjong!"

"Brother, this mahjong is really a good thing, it can help me and other immortal cultivators to adjust the body and mind, cultivate the body, and help the disciples to realize the Dao!"

"If you want me to say, it should be promoted vigorously. Not only the disciples, but also the elders, and even the elders, must study it carefully."

"In the future, it is best to practice mahjong every one, three, five and two, four or six..."

"Wine Five, you have no reason!"

Real Zizhu was angry.

"Do you want to promote such demon and evil things? Don't think I don't know, you are clearly addicted to mahjong and cannot extricate yourself!"

"Your suggestions like this are clearly meant to shake the foundation of my Holy Land!"

"Holy Lord!"

He no longer called Senior Brother, but called Mo Daolin the Holy Lord, and said with all his pains: "Please see the Holy Lord!"

"Fuck your mother's shit!"

Jiuwu jumped and scolded his mother directly.

A total ban on Mahjong?

How does this work? !

Why am I here? Just to find you to play mahjong and earn a lot of money. You banned me. How can I win your baby?

Jiuwu is naturally going to jump out and madly oppose it.

"enough!"

Mo Daolin opened his mouth, followed by a chill.

"Mahjong, from... the general outline?"

"What Zi Xiao said personally, can there be fakes?" Jiu Wu asked his eyes: "Some people are really pedantic and stubborn."

"I don't want to think, if it is a monster, how can it be included in the general outline of Taoism in the world?"

Zizhu was so popular that he was blowing his beard and staring, but he couldn't find words to refute for a while, and he was so angry that Qiqiao made smoke.

Mo Daolin: "..."

He didn't know why, but what kind of character Jiuwu was, he knew very well.

"One-sided words are not credible."

After cooling down, he said again: "Wait for me to experience it."

"That's it~!"

Jiu Wu suddenly smiled.

Real Man Zizhu: "..."

Jiu Wu said again: "Brother, this mahjong requires four people to play together. How about adding Zizhu and calling Sister Su to join?"

"I won't touch such evil things!" Zizhu refused.

Jiu Wu was full of contempt: "Don't you say that this is a trivial plaything? How can you not even dare to touch the plaything? Still as timid as a mouse as before, it's no wonder you pee in your pants."

"what did you say?!!!"

All beards and hairs!

Real Zizhu immediately furious: "Come! See if I don't win today, you don't even have your pants left!"

Mo Daolin: "..."

Inside the Purple House.

A card game between the top bosses of the Purple Mansion Holy Land is about to happen!

...

at the same time.

Lu Yao and his party who left the Purple Mansion Holy Land finally returned to the Yaochi Holy Land through the nearest large teleportation array.

Recalling the request of ‘Sister Zixiao’, Lu Yao kept looking for a lot of talented younger sisters in the sacred place of Yaochi, and distributed the ‘mobile phones’ one by one and used them in the church.

Even a few elders who passed by saw it and found it interesting, and asked for one separately...

When they left, these elders couldn't help but communicate.

"Senior Sister Tian, ​​this little gadget is actually funny, what's your name?"

"Let's call it Tian Qi, can I change my name or my surname? I have felt a bottleneck in recent days, and I want to rest for some time, how about you?"

"..."

...

Bacchus Peak.

Fan Jianqiang is making trouble for his ID.

Just now Jiuwu passed by and handed over the "mobile phone" to Fan Jianqiang for distribution. At this moment, he naturally wanted to have fun.

After thinking about it, Fan Jianqiang finally came up with a good idea.

"Since my younger brother is dedicated to cultivating immortals, let's make a name for him and build momentum for him! I care about the brothers like this, but there are not many~!"

Bacchus Lu Ming~ ID created successfully!

"Brother..."

Fan Jianqiang glanced at Lu Ming, who was asleep in the cave, and said with earnest heart: "In the future, remember to thank me, brother!"

then……

Log in to ~www.ltnovel.com~ and explored it for myself, opened the ‘user list page’, and started adding friends one by one.

No matter who it is, whether you agree with it or not, you can add it anyway!

After adding, he didn't care about it. Instead, he posted a text message in his "Circle of Friends".

Bacchus Peak Lu Ming: "Many people in the world are attracted by longevity, and ask about immortal cultivation, but who knows that the road to immortality is extremely difficult?

Give up, learn from our disciples of Bacchus, just be a layman, do whatever you want, happy every day, isn't it happy? "

Someone replied shortly after it was sent out.

Tian Qi: "This friend, your comments and opinions are too negative. The road to cultivating immortals is going against the sky. Without the determination to overcome obstacles, how can you live against the sky?"

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