Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

They say you can't hide the look in someone's eyes.

But it does not include Zhi Zhang.

This guy's terrifying face looked like he was never thinking of using violence, and the changes in his eyes were naturally undetectable.

Except for the faint sound of teeth grinding.

Don't be angry, don't be angry, he is the person brought by Brother Chang's distinguished guest, and the overall situation is the most important thing.

Master Ziwei closed his eyes and kept comforting himself in his heart.

After finally calming down, my blood pressure spiked again in the next second.

I saw Duan Ming jump off the tractor, leisurely pull out a Z-shaped steel from the front, and suddenly the small vehicle, which was so realistic that the whole body was covered with mud, gradually disappeared. At the same time, the vehicle stuck at the back The big iron lump lost its support and fell to the ground with a clang, swaying.

"You are walking too fast. Fortunately, I have become familiar with this area in the past few days. Otherwise, I really wouldn't be able to catch up with your convoy."

As he spoke to Zhang Xingxing and the other two, he walked towards Zhizhang and threw over a motorcycle key.

"Now, you give me a key, and I'll give you a key in return. It will return to its original owner."

What the hell!

Are these two keys of the same nature? Hey!

Zhi Zhang had tried his best to control his anger, but then a burst of hearty laughter from behind instantly made his dissatisfaction disappear, and his raised eyes became clear.

"Hahahahaha, brother Xuanyuan, I have finally waited for you for so many years."

Everyone turned around.

Xu Youchang, the boss of the Xianyu Gang.

This is a face that looks quite honest at first glance. He is wearing a crisp casual suit, and the smile on his face makes people feel friendly, and can even be said to be a bit honest.

Duan Ming's eyes moved at first, but he quickly concealed it.

He Nian and the three men were suddenly at the rear.

Qiu Yu had never come into contact with Qian Gou Sheng. He Nianji had visited Guancai Community before, but at that time Qian Gou Sheng and He Wei were engaged in the battle of Jie Bao. usual.

At most, it's strange why there is such a wretched face in the world of ghosts.

Lu Xuanyuan was hugged familiarly by Xu Youchang. This charlatanism made him very uncomfortable. He couldn't help but twist his shoulders slightly, and Brother Chang let go on the spot.

"Well, don't be stunned. Go to the restaurant and let's talk while eating."

This time there was no such intimate move. Instead, he gently pushed Lu Xuanyuan's back and kept a certain distance at all times. This made Lu Xuanyuan relax greatly, and everyone followed him to a large luxury restaurant.

There were many people already seated in the restaurant. When they saw Brother Chang entering, they all stood up to greet him.

One of them, a tall and thin man with a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, came forward excitedly and called Lu Xuanyuan softly.

"Brother Lu."

Everyone sitting here is a high-ranking member of the Xianyu Gang, and none of them are above the disaster level. Even though everyone has restrained their momentum, Lu Xuanyuan still feels greatly embarrassed by the heat of being noticed.

He lowered his head, not daring to look at anyone, and responded: "Well, hello, Xiaolong, no, no, no, Brother Long."

"Brother Long is not Brother Long, just call me Xiaolong as before."

"Come, Brother Lu, sit here."

His younger brother Xu Youlong enthusiastically pushed Lu Xuanyuan to sit on the main seat. The latter looked left and right at a loss, hoping to cast his eyes towards Duan Ming behind him.

Duan Ming was familiar with it, so he pulled out the chair and sat down next to him, and instantly pulled Zhang Xingxing aside.

This overstepping behavior made the whole table a little unhappy, but the person in charge didn't say anything, and they couldn't speak. They just looked at him with slightly cold eyes.

When the Xu family brothers took their seats, the dinner officially began. The protagonist was naturally Lu Xuanyuan. Everyone at the table toasted to him, including the Xu family brothers. The two of them did not shy away from their downfall and talked freely at the table.

Indeed, as long as a person achieves success, all the previous misfortunes will only be beautified as stepping stones on the road to success.

Lu Xuanyuan also attracted more attention from everyone, and his whole face turned red from the wine.

As for Duan Ming?

It doesn't matter, he can eat.

Even Zhang Xingxing, who was cautious at first, was led to enjoy the meal.

Anyway, the bosses are focusing on Brother Lu. As a little transparent person, he can just eat. At least the dishes in front of him are things he has never seen before, let alone call out his name.

Even while everyone was toasting, he secretly took out a plastic bag and brought back a lot of delicious food for Zhang Jiu.

But halfway through the banquet, Duan Ming and Zhang Xingxing were splayed on the chair with their stomachs stretched out, and Lu Xuanyuan still couldn't speak.

It was Xu Youchang who pointed it out personally: "Brother Xuanyuan, I know you must have something to ask for when you agree to eat with me this time. Is it the two of them? Do you want me to use them?"

Lu Xuanyuan's expression changed slightly and he nodded.

After verifying his guess, Brother Chang turned his gaze to the two big bellies. Zhang Xingxing sat upright in an instant, his face turned red with excitement.

"Don't be so nervous." Brother Chang said, "I know you. You are a rising star on Lovers Street recently and you are doing very well."

"Actually, I would like to thank you. If it weren't for you, I think Brother Xuanyuan would still refuse my invitation as before."

"In this way, since Brother Xuanyuan has this plan, it means that you are also a trustworthy person, and you have recently proven your ability. You are in charge of Lovers Street. Recently, the police have raided a lot of places in that area. This is a critical period for the reorganization of forces that are waiting to be revitalized. If we need someone to talk things over, go ahead."

It went surprisingly smoothly.

A single word determines a person's future.

The boss of a street and the boss of a block are completely different things. Zhang Xingxing jumped directly from a gang member on the periphery to a full member of the gang, and he still holds great power.

The carp leaps over the dragon gate.

Until he left Bai Jinhan, Zhang Xingxing's body was floating, and he even had to be helped by the drunk Lu Xuanyuan.

Before leaving, Lu Xuanyuan said that he wanted to take a walk to sober up, but declined Brother Chang's offer to send a car to take them back, and the three of them wandered away and disappeared into the bustle of the nightclub street.

What they didn't realize at all was that there were only two Xu brothers in the restaurant just now.

Xu Youchang stood expressionlessly in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, looking at the place where several people disappeared, thoughtfully.

"Brother, those two should be the ones who came to see He Nian and the others that day." At this time, Xu Youlong came over and said.

"Right Aying?"

A female voice sounded from behind: "Yes, they left as soon as I informed them. That means Brother Chang had ordered not to be rough with them, so he let them leave."

The person who spoke took a step forward and turned out to be the female lobby manager from before.

Xu Youlong shook his head: "But it's strange that He Nian and the others didn't react at all. Besides, neither of them are human beings."

Xu Youchang thought for a long time before speaking: "Well, it's okay. There's no need to speculate too much. No matter who it is or not, since he wants to be in the position, let him be in the position. There's nothing wrong with it."

The sound of people on the street gradually became thinner, the street lights gradually dimmed, and the outline of a shantytown began to appear in front of us, with three figures walking alone.

One of them was in high spirits.

Today, Zhang Xingxing is no longer as miserable as he was just now. He is walking at the front and looking forward to talking loudly in the future.

Only Duan Ming was frowning at this time.

He held a small piece of paper tightly in his palm, and after a while he took it out and opened it again.

This was secretly given to He Nian before he left.

The polite duo's tacit understanding isn't just reflected in their actions.

Many years of friendship, not to mention the small habits Duan Ming deliberately exposed in his daily life, were enough for He Nian to confirm his identity. Even his shameless energy was unique in the world.

But time was tight, and He Nian only had time to scribble a small simple face on the note: a random circle, with the two points on the top serving as eyes, and the two points in the middle serving as nostrils. If the two of them didn't know each other's ins and outs, Ordinary people really can't tell that the painting is a face.

The strangest thing is the position of the mouth.

One horizontal line represents the mouth, but it is divided into several segments by several vertical lines.

It's just like.

Mouth sewn shut?

There is an exclamation mark next to it.

What does He Datou want to convey?

careful?

Don't speak?

There is no beginning or end, and there is no way to deduce it.

By now, it is basically certain that Xu Youchang has no malicious intentions at least on the surface. In fact, this conclusion has been almost reached since the last time he came out of Bai Jinhan.

No matter whether the secret world has electronic surveillance methods similar to those in the real world, if he really wanted to do something wrong at that time, he could have ordered someone to intercept a few people afterwards or even stop them on the spot.

This is Duan Ming's first test.

That's why he dared to follow Lu Xuanyuan directly to confirm the situation of He Nian and the three of them on the spot the second time.

Of course, I was more prepared this time.

The second body has been following Shi Dian and others on the way to Fengwen Village, and Duan Ming has to go to the life-sustaining clone every three days.

A small episode.

Zhou Mengyue is going to restart her acting career.

After all, Cheng Yiyao is good at piano.

Jiang Ping'er.emmmm can dance.

The target is Lingcheng.

They also moved forward.

So when Duan Ming switched consciousness to his second body for the first time, the familiar scene shocked him.

There will be several more times after that, most likely at the concert site.

It is still necessary to emphasize this point.

Forgetting the necessary three-day battery life, it is still necessary to occasionally switch to it to cultivate friendships, and it is not for any special purpose.

But this time it's really down to business.

Just when he was riding a motorcycle alone, Duan Ming had already replaced his second body. Now, the one in Lingcheng is a real evil ghost-level trash.

The reaction of He Nian and others has already given the answer. They are indeed prosperous in the Xianyu Gang. Xu Youchang just mentioned that many stalls were raided by the police. It is estimated that Qiu Yu is behind it, so the mission is not a worry.

It’s this note that is really intriguing.

While Duan Ming was still thinking hard about the connection, a sudden burst of urgent shouting interrupted his thoughts.

"Help! Brother Xingxing, please help!!!"

The three of them looked back.

∑(O_O;)×3

At the same time, he turned around and started running like crazy.

Save your mother! ! !

Did you fucking scream for help?

This is costing us our lives! ! !

Behind him, a fellow gangster from Lovers Street ran away with a horrified expression, followed by a large number of ferocious ghosts holding steel-pipe watermelon knives. The noise was accompanied by crazy smoke and dust.

Lu Xuanyuan's legs and feet were inconvenient, so Duan Ming subconsciously put it under his arm to help him escape, but he forgot that he was just a devilish little trash now. He had to keep going to the toilet to maintain his plastic surgery mask when eating. After taking it off, the ghost energy, which was not much in the first place, had not yet returned to full strength, and it started to feel weak after running for a long time.

TNND, what is this?

Just when several people were in a panic, there was a loud shout from the front.

"Boss Xingxing, we are here to help you!"

"Gouzi just informed me that he's here. Fortunately, he's in time. Brother Meng, get them all!!! Let these bastards from the Zhatian Gang show how powerful our Salted Fish Gang is!"

In front are the brothers from Lovers Street.

Duan Ming and Zhang Xingxing burst into tears instantly.

He immediately turned around and rushed back at a faster speed, with a ferocious look on his face instead of the embarrassment of running for his life.

There is also a Z-shaped steel shining brightly.

"Fuck the duck!!! For the Salted Fish Gang!!!"

"Fuck the duck!!! For the Salted Fish Gang!!!" × several

Lu Xuanyuan was pinched under his arm: "Σ(゜゜)"

"Big brother, can you put me down first!!!"

The two sides struggled together completely, and the sound of clanging bells could be heard endlessly.

This time, Duan Ming couldn't help Captain Xingxing. He couldn't save himself. He used the increase in hand speed of level nine to escape in the chaos.

Zhang Xingxing is particularly brave today.

His resurrection CD has arrived, and coupled with the arrogance of having just been promoted to a high position, he is full of momentum when he chops down ghosts.

The reinforcements from the couple's brothers on the street were much larger than the opponent's. As usual, taking advantage of the chaos, Duan Ming and Lu Xuanyuan came to the roof of a low building outside the battlefield and lay down on the roof. By the way, he took out a Wrap melon seeds and watch a show.

I have been in the martial arts industry for a long time, so I am still proficient in this craft.

But looking at it, I felt something was wrong.

It's obvious that there are numbers to suppress it, so why can't the results come out?

Under the condescending gaze, Duan Ming's eyes gradually narrowed.

Finally found something wrong.

He never expected to see a kid like Lu Shaocheng here.

I saw a small-headed man running through the chaos, feebly holding up the steel pipe and pretending, just like an extra in a low-quality martial arts movie. A pair of small eyes glanced around, looking for an opportunity to sap the members of the Salted Fish Gang in the back. .

In just tens of seconds, many lucky people were poisoned and lay motionless on the ground.

The situation is beginning to level out.

No, this is to support Zhang Xingxing, how could Xiao Heizi ruin the plan?

Duan Ming gritted his teeth.

"You stay here, I'll come as soon as I can."

He confessed to Cripple Lu and climbed downstairs.

Qian Goucheng put on his mask again, and the ever-present feeling of being sucked enveloped his whole body again.

It's time to make a quick decision.

Taking advantage of the chaos, he entered the battlefield, and the knuckles holding the tractor key turned white.

Ghosts cannot be forcibly killed by physical damage, but they can be stunned.

Lu Shaocheng did this very well.

But Duan Ming still overestimated himself after all.

Laughing to death, he hit him with a demon-level strength. A member of the Zhatian Gang who had originally planned to assassinate him not only ignored him, but also chased him for half a street.

When he was out of breath again and out of danger, he finally stopped insisting and concentrated on searching for the figure with the small round head.

Not hard to find.

Wherever there is a sound of "Duang", just follow it.

Not long after, Lu Shaocheng's obscene figure came into view.

"pusi~"

"Puh, damn, it's so noisy."

Duan Ming immediately dodged around and reached out to pat the old bastard who started making random gestures to find the next lucky person.

Lu Shaocheng reacted violently and immediately turned around and swung the stick.

"Gan! What are you doing? Me, it's me! Duan Ming!!!"

Lu Shaocheng didn't respond at all, and kept waving the steel pipe with a cold face.

Although I don’t know why, even though I am already strong enough to be a fierce ghost, when I really move my hands, I am still as soft as an evil ghost, but it is enough for Duan Ming, a real evil ghost, to eat a pot, and I can use the bodies of those around me to evade in embarrassment. .

The ghost energy gradually bottomed out and there was no way to wait.

Before the other party could make a move, he rushed forward, tore off a corner of his plastic surgery mask, and said fiercely: "Me! It's me!"

Lu Shaocheng was stunned for a moment and couldn't help but exclaimed: "Duan Ming! What are you doing!"

Halfway through your words, you covered your mouth urgently and glanced around in horror.

All the ghostly gangsters, whether they were from the Xianyu Gang or the Zhatian Gang, stopped what they were doing and gathered around them with evil eyes.

"Damn it, humans! When did humans get in!"

"They must be undercovers! Two undercovers have made a fortune!"

(⊙plate⊙)×2

Da da da da~

In just one breath, two figures appeared ten meters away, and the running figures brought up two long sandstorms.