Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

Northern Lingcheng.

In a solemn office, seven big heads look at each other.

"Wucao! Why did you all come in!!!"

Duan Ming looked through the mission information again, and sure enough, in the column for the number of people in the dungeon, the original "30+1" had become "30+7".

And the six extra people in front of them are all members of Team 157.

He Nian curled his lips and said, "What are you talking about? Didn't you just come in? Boss Chen Feng, your information is wrong. If Duan Ming didn't come in, wouldn't our trip have been in vain?"

Chen Feng was also a little confused: "There is no reason. The boundary stone information shows that he has entered the treacherous world a long time ago."

"Hey, forget it, forget it. It's okay if we all can get together. It's been a long time. Oh no, our 157 team has never participated in a mission together." He Nian slapped his forehead and became even more excited.

Then Duan Ming poured a basin of cold water on him.

"Don't be too happy too early."

"You guys are too messy. You just dive in without knowing anything about the copy. This is a C-level copy."

The big guy: "What's wrong with the C-level? We didn't experience a C-level not long ago, and we passed it easily."

"Is it really easy? If it weren't for Chen Yong'an's protection, if it weren't for Xiao Xi's desperate counterattack, just a few of us would be able to defeat Evergreen Mountain, which is at the peak of the disaster level?"

"Well"

"And the most important point is that Fengwen Village is too small, and many things can be controlled. It is different here. It is a big city, one of the Nine Cities in the Strange World. How many people in the city can be slapped to death? I’ve lost count, do you still think this copy is easy?”

The scene was silent for a moment.

Too sloppy.

At this time, Qiu Yu stepped forward with a firm look on his face: "It's okay, as long as dad is here, I believe nothing can stop us."

Ji Xian followed suit: "Old."

"Shut up, you."

Duan Ming pinched his face in disgust and stopped his words.

He patted his cheeks: "Okay, since everyone has already come in, we can only take one step at a time."

"He Nian, protect me."

"what?"

In the blink of an eye, Duan Ming rolled his eyes and softened.

Taking advantage of this gap, he had to find a fortune-teller to perform his tricks first.

As soon as his consciousness returned to his second body, Duan Ming even felt that he was hallucinating.

What the hell!

Why is it a field of white flowers!

What the hell!

Taking advantage of his mental retardation, Cheng Yiyao and the others actually forced him to hold a concert?

Good guy!

Not to mention, the automatic transmission is quite exciting.

Of course, Duan Ming did not forget about business. Although he enjoyed the concert very much, he could only forcefully interrupt the process at this moment.

I just have to say sorry to the audience.

Soprano Zhou Mengyue was the first to react: "Ah! Duan Ming, why did you come back suddenly?"

Duan Ming put on his clothes urgently and said quickly: "It's too late to explain. I'm going out first."

The words come out easily, but the body feels uncomfortable and tight.

Isn't this a different kind of challenge?

He hurried to the downstairs of Building B, kicked the air wall at the entrance and knocked on the door, and then shouted upwards.

"I know you can hear me, fortune teller."

"Don't you want me to go to Lingcheng? I will go, but I need to borrow someone from you. You ask Shi Dian to escort my people there. I will make this request. If you agree, I will ask the sixth person to come out and give an answer."

Then comes the waiting time.

Not long after, the paper ghost Zhang San appeared with a slumped face.

"Sir said it's okay."

Duan Ming turned around and left.

Zhang San gritted his teeth.

On the sixth floor, Bu Wenren looked at the retreating figure outside the window.

"Did you hear that? You go ahead."

Shi Dian's voice came from the darkness behind him: "Mr. Xie, but..."

I hesitated for a long time and came up with nothing.

"Say it."

"Sir, why do you want to help Duan Ming this time? With my current strength, as long as I don't encounter a particularly difficult opponent, I can basically help Duan Ming clear most of the obstacles."

"Have you forgotten what happened last time you all went to Lingcheng together?"

"What! Duan's life is at stake!"

"As long as you understand." Bu Wenren interrupted calmly, "Han Lingling must be released, and she must be released by Duan Ming himself. I need your protection along the way."

"I understand." Shi Dian replied respectfully.

There was a moment of silence.

Diviner: "Is there anything else?"

Shi Dian hesitated again and said, "Yes, a little bit. With all due respect, are you really not going to do anything to Crazy Wen Village?"

"Don't worry, Crazy Wen Village is in the Northern Territory, and my hand can't reach that far. Moreover, even if Duan Ming gets the support of Crazy Wen Village, it won't have any impact on the plan, so don't worry."

Shi Dian was relieved and bowed excitedly: "Yes, Mr. Xie."

The movement behind him gradually subsided, and soon only Bu Wenren was left in the room. His eyes followed Duan Ming closely.

At this time, his expression paused, but after a moment, his usual elegant smile appeared again, but three completely opposite words popped out of his mouth.

"Damn it~"

In his sight, Duan Ming's footsteps became more and more cheerful.

He always knew that Shi Dian was up there.

Although Shi Dian was grateful to him for saving the entire Fengwen Village, Shi Dian was actually more willing to trust the judgment of the fortune tellers he spent time with than himself, who had not had much contact with him.

It is inevitable that you will be sold.

But there is one thing.

Shi Dian's concern for Fengwen Village is real.

The matter of helping Fengwen Village has never been concealed, not only because the diviner can tell fortunes to the villagers, but with the presence of the avatar, the whole process of shielding cannot prevent the diviner from becoming suspicious.

This is just a starting point.

Only by allowing this poor kid who was kept in the dark to use helping the village as an excuse could the fortune teller have a reason to let him out of the city.

After all, it is the third most unspeakable person among the fortune-tellers. It should not be difficult to find ordinary unspeakable levels as subordinates. However, the city of Ming is ruled by several destruction-level, disaster-level, and even evil-level people. The only explanation is , these people, like the previous ghosts in the mirror, play a vital role in the fortune teller's plan. It is impossible for him to suppress them with force, let alone sit idly by knowing that Shi Dian is concerned.

It is precisely because of this that Shi Dian must follow Duan Ming out of the city and go to Fengwen Village.

Shi Dian is still in a state of uncertainty because his tribe is still in a state of turmoil, and he has been a great help. With the encouragement and exaggeration of the villagers in Fengwen Village, even if he cannot instigate rebellion against Shi Dian, he can at least plant a seed in his heart.

Even the shouting just now was to pave the way for this matter.

Duan Ming is about to break the wings of the diviner.

This is just one of them.

Second.

The Lingcheng copy does indeed need an expert to protect it.

It wasn't until this moment that Shi Dian truly entered the game.

At the same time, looking back at Lingcheng, He Nian hugged the mentally retarded Duan Ming, looked at Qiu Yu, and then at Xu Haoran.

"What's next?"

"Wait, what else can we do?" Ji Xian said as he found a chair and sat down.

But he ejected instantly and stood up.

Conversations began outside the door.

"Hey, I heard that seven more assistant managers have come, and we finally have new recruits to use. Now, we have agreed that I have to choose first this time. The batch of crooked melons and cracked dates last time is just a bunch of people. Idiot, you won’t even risk death, you made the scene a mess, and I was investigated for a long time.”

"Don't talk about it. How can those of mine be any better? They are just asking them to contribute some people to attract criminals. They cry for father and mother one by one. Instead, they scare them away and I get a good beating. curse roundly."

"Okay, okay, our brothers are in the same boat. You left that coquettish ghost to me before, and I have always remembered this. I will give you four and I will have three."

"Hey, that's good. My brother accepts your love. When the big case is solved, I'll treat you to a good meal."

Several people in the room were frightened.

These are all ridiculous lines!

He Nian was even worse. He hugged the mentally retarded Duan Ming and stamped his feet anxiously.

"What should I do? Duan Ming hasn't come back yet."

As soon as he finished speaking, the office door was pushed open unceremoniously, and two pale-faced male figures walked straight in. They were dressed in ordinary clothes. At first glance, they looked nothing like ordinary ghosts walking on the street. the difference.

As soon as the two of them entered the room, they looked greedily at the members of Team 157, and finally focused on Duan Ming's face in He Nian's arms.

"Eh? Why are you still mentally retarded?"×2

The two looked at each other.

I was so busy that I ordered three people each.

As for the last Duan Ming.

After a moment of silence, one of them suddenly laughed loudly: "Hey, the coquettish ghost last time was just a little effort from my brother. Don't worry about it. Let's give him four this time."

"What are you talking about! Now that I have said it out loud, I will never take it back. I'll give it to you."

The two of them were speechless again.

"Not as good as."×2

"You three, follow me."×2

He Nian: "Hey, hey, hey!"

"What the hell, you are not allowed to bring humanoid toys while on duty!" Officer A pulled Duan Ming away from He Nian's arms.

"That's right, the Human Resources Department doesn't know what's going on. There are only six people coming in, so why did they report it as seven? Didn't they count all the dolls as one? No, no, no!"

He Nian still wanted to break away and grab Duan Ming, but was blocked by Qiu Yu who was assigned to the same group.

Qiu Yu shook his head slightly.

Their fists as big as sandbags were clenched and released, and they followed the two ghost police officers out of the office, and the room became silent again.

In fact, if Duan Ming had woken up half a minute earlier, he would have been able to catch up with the large army, but fate likes to fool people.

In Guancai Community, the second time I returned to 604, I even took the initiative to empty my clothes again.

"Hey, you can play, but don't go too far, don't screw me up."

After explaining to the choir, the girls' toys became retarded again, and at the same time Lingcheng's true form woke up.

"Huh? Where are those goods?"

Duan Ming stood up from the chair in confusion, and first looked at his whole body, which was intact.

"Have you already gone out?"

"Damn it! Didn't these gangsters agree to wait until I come back before taking action?"

He walked anxiously outside the house.

As soon as the door opened, there was still a solemn atmosphere outside, with many ghosts coming and going in a hurry, as if they were in an iron-clad unit.

How fresh.

While Duan Ming was curiously looking at this so-called embassy, ​​that is, the police station, he looked around to see the figures of He Nian and the others.

At this moment, a dark face stood in front of him.

"Huh? You're very friendly, a new human being? Who is your responsible police officer? Didn't he teach you that coordinators cannot move around the bureau alone?"

"I"

Duan Ming didn't know there would be such a rule here. Just as he was thinking of an excuse, he heard a voice coming from behind.

It still sounds familiar.

"Sorry, sorry, Brother Liu, this is my teammate. He just came here. He's not very smart. Please forgive me."

"Oh, it's Shao Cheng. That's okay. Please take care of him and don't run away. Fortunately, it's me you met. If he is caught by the black-faced king, he will have to peel off his skin and take care of him even if he doesn't die. Let’s go.”

"Thank you, Brother Liu. I'll treat you to dinner tomorrow."

You didn't even have to look back to guess who it was.

Lu Shaocheng with a small head.

I really didn't expect to meet again in this copy.

He turned around and was about to say hello, but was immediately pushed back to the office by Xiao Heizi.

Also coming in were Xu Xian and Jiang Zhidi.

Duan Ming blinked: "You guys."

Lu Shaocheng: "You damn thing, you don't want to die! You dare to wander alone."

"What's going on?"

"So what? There are rules here. In the bureau, humans can only move around under the leadership of a responsible police officer. Otherwise, any ghost is qualified to kill you."

"It's so serious! Then why are you okay?"

When Lu Shaocheng heard this, his nostrils gradually rose to the sky, and then he took out a police officer's hat and put it on.

"Me? Hum, I am a police officer now, where can I go?"

But his smile froze in the next moment.

"Is it this one?"

Duan Ming also took out one.

Xiao Heizi was stunned: "Why are you lying there! Didn't you read the dungeon prompts! Who gave you the courage to steal the police officer's hat! Come on, come on, put it back where you got it, don't let anyone steal it later If you find out, even the gods can’t save you.”

Duan Ming rolled his eyes angrily: "What are you doing? I've been using this for a long time."

"What's yours? Who are you lying to? Where did you get your meritorious service and be promoted to police officer? No, could it be that you picked it up? That's even worse. Put it away quickly. In the mysterious world, a police officer who loses his hat is like In reality, just like throwing a gun away, it is extremely serious. Not only will the police officer involved be severely punished, but the person who picked up the hat will also not be able to escape, which is unreasonable."

"so serious!"

Duan Ming put his hat away urgently, feeling frightened for a while.

"Yeah, by the way, how did you become a police officer? How long have you been here?"

When he mentioned this, Lu Shaocheng lowered his lips again: "Huh, who am I? As long as you complete the main task of the dungeon twice, that is, sixty ordinary cases and twenty major cases, it is enough to prove your ability and qualify you to obtain As a police officer, it only took me seven days to complete this progress! Should I be hanged?"

"Excuse me, Xu Xian. Tell me, why did you get together with them? Did you also join Liming?"

The fat boy Xu Xian suppressed a smile and nodded: "Well, I think the Dawn Organization is quite suitable for me. As for the three of us entering the same dungeon this time, it was just luck. Since there is no intervening function of the Boundary Stone, entry into the Dawn Organization is always stuck. At the same time, if you are lucky, there is a chance that you will be assigned to the same copy, but I didn’t expect to be so lucky this time.”

"As for Brother Lu's obtaining the status of a police officer."

"Little fat boy, shut up~"

The angry Xiao Heizi was immediately grabbed by Duan Ming's hand around his neck and covered his mouth.

Nearly 200,000 ghostly physical amplifications can be manipulated at will.

"Here you go, continue."

Before Xu Xian could speak, Jiang Zhidi on the side smiled and answered.

"Actually, it's nothing. Brother Lu, the copy of Lingcheng, has been here before and has had many interactions with the local police."

"But at that time he came in as a suspect."

"After so many times, the police officers here all know him. Coinciding with this identity change, the superiors asked Brother Lu to work as an undercover agent. It just so happened that he also looked like a little gangster. He had a smooth journey and even used his previous friendship to make a move. He was promoted to police officer after taking down several large criminal gangs."

"Oh~~~~~~"

Duan Ming suddenly realized something and narrowed his eyes to look at Lu Shaocheng who was hiding from his sight.

"I really can't tell you that you are 1.8 meters tall and 1.7 meters tall. You are a professional."

There’s another chapter today!