Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

He Nian himself is a weakling, with a ghost energy value of only about 800. Even with the double increase of the rules of power, he has just entered the level of fierce ghost.

Regardless of his current body shape, if he is really good at it, it is no different from Gua Sha to Liu Mang, who is a fierce ghost.

Qiu Yu wasn't much better either.

Although he had an S-level evaluation, and not counting the "Gai" possession increase, his strength is almost at the middle level of the Demon Level, but looking at his image of a gentle scum, you can tell that this guy has been a pampered young man since he was a child. He had been with the old man before Ji Xian also engaged in the shady business of driving cannon fodder. Except for the few times with Duan Ming, there were really few opportunities to fight in person.

No, after a while of fighting, you can almost see this guy's melee level.

It will indeed attack the vital parts, but it will not be as subtle as He Nian's.

Duan Ming is different.

He was strong and shameless, punching and kicking people all the way. Even though Crazy Liu Mong curled up into a small shrimp, he couldn't resist the sharp hairpin suddenly poked from his butt. In just a few seconds, He elegantly changed into seven or eight defensive postures.

It’s impossible to guard against it.

Suddenly, the small figure surrounded by three people raised their hands high again.

Duan Ming's pupils shrank and he instantly grabbed the two faces next to him.

He Nian turned away angrily: "What are you doing?"

Before Duan Ming could respond, Xiao Liu rushed out at his feet.

"Holy crap! He's trying to run! Why don't you hurry up and chase!!!"

Duan Ming said calmly: "It's okay, let him run. If he dares to take a small step from the attic, he will be caught and tortured for three days and three nights."

He Nian: "???"

Qiu Yu: "???"

The doubts were quickly clarified.

I saw that arrogant black figure suddenly froze at the top of the stairs, with one foot half raised in the air, not daring to fall on the stairs going downstairs.

"So you can stay sane during the madness?"

The other party still didn't move.

"Come here and have a chat."

Liu Mang began to turn around slowly, the madness in his eyes was still there, but it was not as strong as before. A kind of emotion called reason suppressed part of it.

It's only part of it. Overall, this guy is still looking crazy, with menacing ghostly energy emerging uncontrollably, and unconscious low roars constantly coming out of his throat.

Unexpectedly, the first company I found was my ideal target.

Duan Ming smiled slightly: "Come on, tell me, what's going on with your madness?"

Crazy Liu was silent for a moment, and then his hoarse voice sounded.

"This is not madness, this is sanity."

"What's the meaning?"

But the other party shook his head: "I don't know. I just know that once I fall into this state, I just want to kill, destroy, and destroy everything I see. This is a desire that goes straight to my heart."

"I've already told you, so can you please stop hitting me?"

The ferocious voice that seemed to carry more than a dozen lives and the pitiful tone made He Nian and Qiu Yu feel distressed again.

Duan Ming thought for a moment and then asked: "Who gave you these shackles?"

"I don't know. There is a high probability. Yes."

Liu Mang's words began to become labored, and it was obvious that the ferocity in his eyes began to recede quickly. He gritted his teeth, as if struggling to resist the disappearance of this madness.

Duan Ming just looked at it calmly.

There was no way to stop it. The last female ghost also quit her crazy state in about three minutes.

After all, his efforts were in vain. After a while, a simple and honest expression appeared on Liu Mang's face again, but he only stayed blank for a moment before he covered his lower body and stamped his feet crazily.

"Hey~ what just happened? Why does my whole body hurt so much."

Duan Ming stepped forward and patted him affectionately, then pricked him.

"Don't worry, it'll be fine in a moment."

Liu Mang: "???"

He stared blankly at the disfiguring hairpin stuck halfway into his shoulder.

"Oh, sorry, there was a mistake."

Duan Ming urgently put away the crime tools he had just used, and changed to a "stimulant" and stabbed him again.

It's right this time.

Xiao Liu suddenly felt a warm current flowing through his body, and soon the tearing pain was relieved.

Duan Ming: "It's our fault. We were a little careless just now. Maybe I saw you too late to meet you."

The expressions of the two people on the side did not change, and a real emotion called admiration arose in their hearts.

How shameless.

If I had this kind of mental quality, I could travel sideways in the world of magic.

Liu Mang was a little flattered and bowed repeatedly: "It's not in the way, it's not in the way. I'm very happy that you can treat me as a friend."

"Well, Lao Wang's daughter-in-law next door to me is pretty and speaks nicely. I'll ask her to come over and chat with you later."

Liu Mang knew how to have fun. In just a few words, he quickly raised the expectations of the three of them, but in the blink of an eye, they all turned into three rattles.

"No, no, no, no, no."×3

Good guy, it really is a crazy village with simple folk customs.

Can this kind of plot be exploited? You didn’t dare to take pictures like this when you were a kid, right?

"Oh, okay then." Liu Mang was a little disappointed and blamed himself for not being able to make his new friends happy.

At this time, Shi Ming shook his head, tried his best to get rid of the strange emotions just now, and then asked.

"there is a question."

"Who lives in the top house in the village?"

Liu hurriedly replied without thinking: "That two-story building? The village chief."

"Village chief? Do you know much about him?"

"What don't you know? We have been living together for many years. The village chief is a very nice person. If you have the opportunity, you can go to the village chief's home as a guest. He loves to help others. If you encounter any problems in our Fengwen Village, please tell me He is right, and he will help anyone he can."

As soon as he mentioned the village chief, Liu Mang's mouth kept chattering. It was obvious that this village chief had a high status in his heart.

Duan Ming nodded: "Well, okay, we will go there if we have the chance."

"Okay, then you can rest first. I'll prepare lunch for you. You'll be able to eat it when you wake up."

The hospitable little Liu hurriedly ran downstairs happily.

He Nian started to sniffle again.

"I really deserve to die. How could I kill such a gentle ghost just now?"

Qiu Yu finally had some sense and leaned towards Duan Ming and asked, "Looking at your appearance just now, did you discover something?"

"Well, it's a bit of a gain."

"It seems that we are not the only ones who are trapped in the illusion. Every ghost in Fengwen Village is a poor person who has been deeply poisoned."

Qiu Yu was stunned when he heard the words. After a long time, he nodded as if he suddenly understood: "Indeed, the madness in our eyes is sober in their eyes. The creator of this illusion has completely brainwashed all the villagers through some unknown means. This occasional opportunity to regain self-awareness is what they dream of, so they want to destroy, to tear apart all the illusions in front of them, and they want to get rid of this shackles of being imprisoned."

"But in the end, he didn't even figure out who was the culprit. Could it be the village chief?"

Duan Ming: "I don't know yet, don't worry, I will arrange this."

"I'm sleepy, go to sleep!"

The words just fell.

Snapped!

He Nian was the first to lie down straight, followed by a thunderous cry.

Two people: "."

The bed was only so big, and the big guy had no worries about spreading his hands wide. The two of them had to find a small spot on the edge of the bed, huddled up pitifully and dealt with it.

Soon the sound of breathing came one after another from the attic room.

at the same time.

On a trail in Fengwen Village, Wang Tao walked nervously. He had just experienced a life and death disaster not long ago. As soon as it was over, his contracted ghost gave him another life and death baptism. Every step he took now There is a tearing pain.

What's even more terrifying is that there is a disaster star following behind.

At least that's what he thinks now.

Looking back, if I didn't have a life, I wouldn't be beaten to death.

But he still had to rely on the old Chinese medicine doctor he knew outside, and he didn't dare to offend him too much with his words. He tried to persuade him a few times, but the other party was simply in a dull and mentally retarded state, as if he didn't even bother to communicate with him.

Wang Tao is also arrogant.

Just pretending to be crazy, didn't you just save me once, do you deserve to be so cold-blooded?

If I can't afford to offend you now, why can't I afford to hide from you?

What followed was a long period of peek-a-boo.

It's a pity that even if the second body's life is only a quarter of the strength, it is still higher than him. There is always a stable distance between the two.

Wang Tao completely lost his temper, and finally turned around with a sad face and said, "Brother, please shake me. I'm really sleepy now. I want to find a place to sleep, okay?"

I originally thought that I would still get a silent response, but this time Duan Ming suddenly began to flash a bright light in his eyes, and then tilted his head.

"Huh? What did you just say? Do you want to find someone to sleep with? Your scar has healed and you have forgotten the pain."

Duan Ming's answer was unexpected by Wang Tao, and he was stunned on the spot.

PUA was very successful. He had been aloof for a long time, but suddenly he said something. He was so moved that he almost cried.

"Brother, you finally spoke. Can you stop following me? I just want to sleep, my eyes are filled with stars."

"Nonsense!"

Duan Ming's sudden voice shocked Wang Tao and made everyone sober up.

"How old are you now? You know how to sleep every day. How can you sleep? Why do you need to sleep for a long time during your lifetime? You can sleep forever after you die. Of course, the good time is used for struggle."

Wang Tao curled his lips.

If you hadn't gone into the ghost world and seen ghosts, your labor and management would have really believed in your evil deeds. Go ahead and lie to ghosts. You will sleep forever after death. Are there not many 996s in the ghost world?

Seeing Wang Tao's reaction, Duan Ming knew that he couldn't be fooled. He coughed twice and said softly: "Actually, that's not what I meant. I want to sleep, right? I know a place where the bed is big and comfortable. Come, Come with me, I’ll take you there.”

Wang Tao immediately refused: "Forget it, I won't bother you anymore, I can just find a place by myself."

"That old Chinese medicine doctor is a family friend of ours. In fact, he has retired because of his old age. Without my relationship, even if you find him, they won't let you see him."

This time Wang Tao hesitated.

But he hesitated for a moment before making a decision.

Don't go.

Just kidding, if you work with such a disaster star, you may not know what bad things will happen to you. Besides, being courteous for nothing is either a traitor or a thief.

Life is more important.

Wang Tao began to retreat slowly.

This time Duan Ming did not follow, but his face gradually turned cold, containing deep disappointment.

"Oh, forget it. I originally wanted to mend our relationship with you, and I specially shared the biggest secret of this copy with you. Since you don't want to, I won't force it, that's all."

After saying that, he turned around and left without looking back.

One sentence at the end.

"Do you want the biggest gain from this copy? If you want, I can give them all to you. Go, it's in the room on the top of the mountain. I put all the treasures there. Go find it. - Monkey D ·Duan Ming"

Wang Tao was stunned.

For nothing else.

How can this fucking speech be presented in the format of famous quotes!

Also, it’s too shameless to pronounce your own name by yourself! ! !

Ten minutes later, Duan Ming's little head popped up from a corner. In his sight, he could see the two-story building on the top of the mountain. The door was wide open, but there was no one inside.

At this time, another little head emerged from below.

After all, interests are what attract people's hearts. At that time, Duan Ming hadn't even taken a few steps when Wang Tao followed him.

Wang Tao: "Hey, the secret of the dungeon is in that house?"

"Yes." Duan Ming nodded vigorously, then raised his toes and tapped Wang Tao's butt, "Get ready, let's go."

"Hey, tread lightly! What are you preparing for?"

"Of course, let your family member go. Do you still want to encounter the same thing as last time? You may encounter a battle situation soon. Don't talk nonsense, Ma Liu'er."

After saying that, Duan Ming walked out of the corner first, but after taking a few steps, he turned back urgently, pinched Wang Tao's shoulder with a serious look, and spoke seriously.

"If an emergency happens later, don't worry about me. Protect yourself. Remember."

The care directed at the human heart is the hardest to bear. At this moment, Wang Taozhi felt that his heart was about to be warmed, and the figure that was getting away began to grow taller.

He said with some regret to the wretched ghost next to him who had just condensed into shape: "I was really ignorant before. If I had known that Duan Ming was so understanding of righteousness, how could I have done so many stupid things."

"My dear, if something unexpected happens later, on the premise of ensuring my safety, please take care of him."

Two people and one ghost walked into the door of the small building on the second floor.

Wang Tao was a little scared and hid behind the wretched ghost.

Duan Ming was a little wretched and hid behind Wang Tao.

"anyone there?"

"Excuse me, is anyone home?"

"Who?"

An old man with silver hair poked his head out of the back room. He looked energetic, with a rosy complexion and kind eyes.

When he saw the visitor, his eyes lit up with joy, and he walked out shaking the steaming peanuts in the basket.

"Haha, you are the new ones here, right? There are few visitors here. Please take a seat. Come on, these peanuts have just been boiled and are hot. Please try it quickly."

Wang Tao hesitated for a while, but Duan Ming reached out his hand and grabbed a large handful without any scruples, then smacked it into his mouth while speaking vaguely.

"Well, it tastes really good. Did you grow this yourself, village chief?"

The old man smiled kindly: "Yes, if you like to eat, you can eat more. Since you know that I am the village chief, you must have gone to the villagers' homes and sat there, right? How about our Fengwen Village, isn't it good? Hahaha ."

Duan Ming: "Yes, yes, but sometimes the villagers will go crazy, and they will be frightened even when they are eating or playing."

"I wonder if you are going crazy, village chief?"

The atmosphere froze in an instant.

Wang Tao broke into cold sweat on the spot, and the good impression he had just had on Duan Ming was gone.

Damn you, labor and management believed your evil deeds and started a war?