Weird Tips: I'm Crazy, Weird Is Crazier

He Nian and Qiu Yu carefully hid in a hidden corner of Fengwen Village.

So is Duan Ming.

It is the life of the ontology.

The night was a bit cold in the world, and the temperature itself had dropped a lot. Coupled with the wild wind from the mountain village, it made the body feel chilly.

He Nian tightened his clothes, touched his belly again, and pitifully took out a hard breakfast cake from the space between the boundary stones.

After thinking about it, he broke off a piece and handed it to Qiu Yu: "Eat some. I came in too quickly this time and didn't prepare anything. That's it. I'll make do with it."

"Thank you." Qiu Yu, who also didn't do much better, thanked him and took it and started to devour it.

After the food entered their stomachs, they both felt their bodies getting slightly warmer.

With a worried look on his face, He Nian broke up the remaining cake and stuffed it into Duan Ming's mouth. The latter was not just an unresponsive puppet. If the broken cake was put to his lips, he would still open his mouth to eat.

Like a retard.

"I don't know how this bastard is doing now. It's been several hours and there's no reaction at all."

Qiu Yu: "Don't worry. Since Duan Ming's consciousness has not returned, it means that his clone is still there and the situation should be developing normally. With his agility, I believe he will bring good results."

"I hope so, huh? Is this cake so delicious?"

He Nian looked at the powder in his hand in confusion, and then at Duan Ming. He was licking his lips, as if he was enjoying the delicious food in the world.

at the same time.

The other end.

"Come on! Drink, brother! Yeah? I just made a big bowl. Why are you raising fish here? Are you a man?"

"TNND, who says I'm not a man! I'll ride on a horse and drink for you to see!"

The other party was so angry that he not only finished the residue in the bowl, but also poured a full bowl and drank it all in one gulp. His originally pale face was completely the color of pig liver, and his eyes were very blurry as he looked over.

The folk customs are so simple and upright.

Duan Ming took out a few tissues, spit the wine in his mouth while wiping his mouth, and threw it away as usual.

While the other party was holding the table to slow down, he continued to enjoy the meal. Not to mention, even though this was just a small rural meal, the food on the table was of high quality. The dishes that could only be seen on TV outside were fully arranged and tasted great. Pretty good too.

Although I was enjoying it with my mouth, I was having trouble in my heart.

Damn it, why is this unlucky kid not crazy?

From the moment he entered the house, Duan Ming had been looking for various ways to provoke the other party. Unexpectedly, this guy had a good temper. No matter what kind of chores he did, the other party would always respond with a simple and honest smile. Duan Ming always felt like Bang Bang's Iron Fist. Into the cotton.

He finally managed to make the other party lose his composure by persuading him to drink. Good guy, the wine is so good.

It was so good that Duan Ming felt a little embarrassed.

He stepped forward and patted it distressedly: "Hey brother, if you can't drink it, don't drink it."

! ! !

Wine table culture always hides murderous intent in simple and unpretentious words.

The villager ghost immediately stood up, his eyes looking fierce.

"Can't drink?! Who are you yelling at? Will I not be able to drink?"

"No, come on, keep going, I'll give you one for you."

After saying that, he actually picked up the wine jar, swung it around, and covered his face with the pig liver.

Duan Ming: "Hey, hey"

Then, he watched helplessly as the other person completely collapsed on the table and fell unconscious under the pouring of a jar full of wine.

"That's not what I meant"

Duan Ming muttered and added the last sentence, almost realizing it in his heart.

It seems that the information seller's news is indeed true. Whether the villagers are crazy or not is completely a random event and will not be triggered by personal emotional excitement.

The head of the household had collapsed, and judging from his condition, he most likely wouldn't be able to go crazy. Duan Ming curled his lips, took out a wrinkled plastic bag from somewhere and started to put the dishes on the table into it.

"He Nian and Qiu Yu haven't eaten yet. Send some to them. Let's find another one to try later."

Before knowing the exact situation, it is better not to let them get involved for the time being.

And just when Duan Ming packed the entire table of dishes into a plastic bag and was about to leave, Wang Tao's scream suddenly came from the direction of the attic, which was sharp enough to be called a woman's scream.

After Duan Ming rushed into the room earlier, Wang Tao did not leave, but followed him in shamelessly.

This kind of dream plot is only a movie that dares to shoot like this, right? When they really met in reality, the little head instantly suppressed the big head.

Ever since he entered the treacherous world, he has been living in the shadow of a wretched ghost. Now that he finally has a chance to be the leading actor, how could he let it go? He even pinched his buttocks, squeezing out the vague aura of obscenity that had been lingering.

The villagers were really hospitable. Under Duan Ming's various annoying provocations, he arranged for his wife to take Wang Tao to the attic to rest.

Step by step, following the exaggeratedly twisting Dalizi upstairs, Wang Tao felt so nervous that he almost vomited.

Until half of the female ghost's face suddenly began to rot.

Wang Tao's expression was dull, and he watched helplessly as half of the other person's face began to melt into a bloody mess, even revealing the faint bones inside.

His Adam's apple rolled.

After all, he can be regarded as a veteran who has been in the mysterious world many times, and he is somewhat able to accept this level of appearance loss.

It's okay, it's just that half of his face is rotten, and it's the same from behind.

Consoling himself in this way, Wang Tao regained his expectations again.

And just when everything was about to fall into place, a sudden change occurred.

Because his back was turned, Wang Tao couldn't see the charming look on the female ghost's face slowly disappear, replaced by a look of intensifying madness in her eyes.

By the time Wang Tao noticed, the female ghost was already covered in thick black air, and she swung her claws over her back.

Wang Tao couldn't avoid it, and three deep and hideous wounds were instantly left on his chest.

My mind is almost blank.

Not because of a sudden attack.

It seems useless!

The second claw swung over immediately.

At this time, Wang Tao finally had some reaction.

I screamed subconsciously.

Up to now, he still didn't have the instinct that a warrior should have. The black air in his buttocks was almost rolling and smoking. He didn't think of releasing the wretched ghost. The price was to be hit by the female ghost's second claw, and he directly slapped him. fly.

The bell clangs.

With a noisy rolling sound, Wang Tao rolled down the attic stairs awkwardly. As soon as he stabilized his body, he saw a twisted face rushing down from the upstairs, and several cold rays of light shone on the fingertips of his forward stretched hands. Shuo Shuo's pitch-black claws.

At the critical moment, he finally remembered his reliance. The wretched man was so anxious in his butt that he was released and immediately prepared to step forward in panic to protect him.

A figure was faster than him.

boom!

Qianying, who was speeding down, was pinched by the neck and pushed into the yellow mud wall, smashing out a large amount of gravel and dust.

Duan Ming is gone at the touch of a button.

He is good at sneak attacks, but he can't beat him face to face.

[The ghost who was so graceful before and now is crazy]

[Name: Walk-on]

[Level: Fierce Ghost Level]

[Ghost energy: 66666]

[Friendliness: -100]

[Target information: A crazy ghost whose mind has been affected by inexplicable rules. He only thinks about destruction. 】

[Hint: She has a weak willpower after all. 】

The description of the information and prompts was vague, but Duan Ming was very clear. His second body only had a quarter of the ghost energy value injected into it, which probably meant that he had just reached the fierce ghost level. When he first entered the door, he explored However, the male host who fell on the table was stronger, almost at the peak of the Demon Level. The female host was only at the middle level of the Demon Level. Unexpectedly, she entered a state of madness and her strength simply jumped a level.

If you are not prepared, you will be defeated temporarily.

"Wang Tao! I leave it to you and your wife!"

With a loud roar, Duan Ming retreated urgently.

The wretched ghost seamlessly connects.

This guy was even more merciless than Duan Ming. His stretched forearm slammed into the wall, and when he pulled it out, his hand was already squeezing the crazy female ghost's neck, like a weak rabbit.

The madman deserves to be called a madman. Even though he has been subdued, his madness has not receded at all, and his sharp claws continue to tear at the forearms that can be reached without giving up.

The wretched ghost frowned, exerted force on his palms, and with a crisp snap, the crazy female ghost's neck twisted at an extremely abnormal angle, and her whole body went limp.

Seeing that a ball of repairing ghost energy began to condense around the opponent's neck, the wretched ghost simply smashed it to the ground without stopping, and raised his fist with his other hand to execute him.

"Wait a moment!"

Obviously, Duan Ming's words could not stop the wretched ghost. With one punch, the female ghost's entire head fell into the pit together with the dirt.

The motive of the wretched ghost is not just to protect the contract owner.

Language was ineffective, so Duan Ming had to find Wang Tao.

Wang Tao didn't even bother to adjust his clothes at the moment, he was just teasing his sweetheart behind his back.

It's over, it's really useless.

He stamped his feet anxiously, turned back with tears in his eyes, and yelled in grievance.

"Honey! Kill her!"

"Can't kill!"

"Huh? Duan Ming? Thank you just now."

Wang Tao once again changed his mind about Duan Ming. If it hadn't been for this classmate's urgent action just now, he might have been in a very bad situation now.

"Ha, ha, ha, it's okay, it's okay, we are all classmates."

Duan Ming would not admit that he just wanted more helpers, so he immediately changed the subject: "Let your guy stop, the female ghost will die if she keeps hitting her!"

Wang Tao immediately refused: "No, she damaged my body, she must die!"

Duan Ming glanced sideways, then shook his head in disgust, and said without blushing, "It's okay, I know an old military doctor who can handle your situation in minutes."

"Really?"

"More true than Azhen."

"Okay." Wang Tao nodded and told the wretched ghost, "My dear, stop and give her a breath."

What he responded to was continued pounding.

Duan Ming's heart was pounding.

Are men so jealous?

Wang Tao gave many orders to no avail, and his face was already a little uneasy. For a moment, he secretly glanced at Duan Ming, gritted his teeth, leaned forward, and whispered in the ear of the angry wretched ghost.

"I bought a very sexy swimsuit."

"Um?"

The violence stopped immediately.

Immediately, a dying body was thrown at Duan Ming's feet.

In the corner of Fengwen Village, He Nian and Qiu Yu were shivering from the cold, hungry and thinly clothed, making life miserable for these two honest people.

"TNND, why did you go so long? This guy said he was there to spy on the enemy, so he wouldn't have gotten drunk with someone, right? That guy said that the villagers would entertain guests with good wine and food." He Nian complained and muttered.

Qiu Yu shrank and said, "Oh, don't think too much about it. Will Duan Ming still trick us?"

"It's hard to say, this guy is quite unreliable sometimes."

at this time.

"Come on, come on, He Big Head, tell me when have I ever wronged you?"

The two of them looked at each other in surprise. Duan Ming's eyes now had the same Wushen as before. They were so agile that they were about to burst into flames.

"You're back!"

"Well, I'm back." Duan Ming took a look at it bitterly and took out his small notebook without hesitation and started writing down.

He Nian was shocked and turned pale. He hurriedly hugged Duan Ming forward, and his bulging body almost completely covered Duan Ming.

"Hey, what kind of relationship do we have? You need to write about it. You don't know. I was almost worried to death just now."

Duan Ming wanted to use more force, but the pen tip on the notebook couldn't move even though he was clearly pointing it. He Nian did not hesitate to use the power of the Rule of Force in order to prevent himself from getting into the small notebook.

Damn it.

Duan Ming simply gave up.

Seeing that the "Book of Life and Death" was finally taken back, He Nian let out an exaggerated sigh and then returned to his normal body shape.

"How's the situation over there? Why did it take you so long? We were both freezing to death."

"Um?"

Duan Ming looked around in confusion. There was no sign of movement on the moss that was wet by the cold wave at night.

"I don't think any of your activities would end up like this, right?"

He Nian: "Didn't you tell us not to move around?"

"What I said on the horse is not to act rashly!" Duan Ming covered his forehead helplessly, and Youyou looked at Qiu Yu again, "Don't you understand that he is stupid? Didn't we confirm it just now? As long as we don't enter the villagers' homes, we will It’s safety.”

Qiu Yu replied weakly: "That's what I said at the time. He Nianfei said that he knew you, and he was right. He even threatened me even more. Anyway, it will never affect your plan."

He Nian whistled from the side.

Well.

Duan Ming was speechless and felt warm in his heart.

Why do I suddenly feel a little silly?

At this moment, the sound of approaching footsteps gradually came from outside the corner. Not long after, the second figure came back carrying an ugly plastic bag.

"What the hell?"

The confusion in He Nian's eyes lasted for just a few seconds, and he wandered past with his nostrils stretched wide.

"Eat~"

"Hey, good guy, these are all good things. Qiu Yu, come over for dinner! Our family will still feel sorry for you."

Duan Ming's body squeezed the big man away angrily: "Come on, let's do it, I won't eat it either?"

"Okay, okay, let's do it together, hey."

"Oh, by the way, what are the gains from this operation?"

Regardless of their appearance, the three of them squatted on the ground, grabbed the steaming dishes and put them into their mouths.

Duan Ming: "Well, it's okay. Anyway, the news that Wang Tao bought them with 100 million ghost coins has been confirmed. These villagers will go crazy randomly and their strength will increase greatly. It's really not easy to escape without some means."

"Also, the person who went crazy this time probably only lasted for about three minutes. After that, as the person said, he couldn't remember what happened when he went crazy. However, we can make a fuss about this. If we go When looking for a target, look for someone who looks smarter and maybe has a stronger willpower and can communicate a bit during the madness."

"The second thing is about Chen Yongan."

"At the beginning, he only said that he would only take action in urgent moments, but he did not say what kind of situation is considered an emergency. Now I understand that this guy will not show up unless he is dead."

The reason why he came to this conclusion was that when Wang Tao rolled down the stairs, Duan Ming was already ready to take action at any time, but even though the female ghost was about to prick him, Chen Yongan did not appear.

The situation at that time seemed urgent, but in fact, even if Wang Tao was penetrated at that time, he would not die. At most, he would be seriously injured. The wretched ghost has been released, and naturally there will be no subsequent danger.

"Oh, okay then." He Nian responded casually.

He never regarded Cheng Yongan as his trump card.

His confidence is Duan Ming.

While continuing to eat, he pointed at the mentally retarded Duan Ming who was carrying back the plastic bag.

"Now that the mission has been completed, why don't you put this thing away? I can't tell the difference between the two of you, it looks weird."

"no."

The agitation in Duan Ming's eyes suddenly turned to Duan Ming No. 2. He raised his hand and looked at it, and then looked at the sky.

"The most important role of this second body has not yet been played."

"What does it do?"

"You'll find out soon."

"It's almost six o'clock."