Weird Recovery: After Signing In For Ten Years, I Went Down To Collect Demons

Chapter 89: Too Many Human Rules

“Oh! I can’t tell, you are still a person with a story!” Ye Fan said with a smile.

Zhang Gongqing said in a low voice: “Heavenly Master! I am different from you. Before the horror descended on the world, I was a Daoist. Who would like it?”

“How am I different from you? Our Taoist priests in Maoshan are poorer than your Dragon and Tiger Mountain!”

“No! No! You are tall, rich, and handsome! Tall and handsome! I am short and poor. I am short and frustrated. Poor!”

With a black thread, Ye Fan said comfortingly: “It’s okay! At least your soul is beautiful!”

Zhang Gongqing said with a look of hatred to meet each other: “Tianshi, you have seen this! You are really a god!”

“Hey! If a woman in this world is like you, I won’t have to be a bachelor for so many years!”

Originally, this scene gradually became warm.

As a result, the little Taoist made the whole scene into embarrassment in an instant with a word.

“Brother! You think too much! The celestial master means that you are a short, poor, poor! He really has no choice but to praise you for the beauty of your soul!”

Ten seconds later.

“Tell you kid to talk more! If you don’t talk, no one will treat you as dumb!”

“Ouch! Brother! Stop spanking, the ass is about to bloom!”

…

After solving the child’s fever, the child’s mother arranged two rooms for the four of Ye Fan.

The three of Zhang Gongqing naturally slept in one room, and Ye Fan slept in a separate room.

After Ye Fan put the child ghost into the lock demon tower, he lay flat on the bed, and began to think about how to convince him to reboot.

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully lighting up the children’s ghost illustration book, reward defense +100! Comes with a children’s ghost summoning charm!”

Ye Fan took out his phone and glanced at the time. It was exactly eleven o’clock in the middle of the night.

“Time flies so fast? Hey! Forget it, go to sleep!”

Ye Fan feels like he has bad luck and can encounter problems wherever he goes.

Fortunately, along the way, there are surprises and no dangers, and own strength has also gained a great Ascension.

It is also a blessing in misfortune!

Maybe it was really because he was too tired, Ye Fan fell asleep in a daze after a while.

…

February 13, 2028, the eleventh of the first month.

[Suitable] Sacrifice, pray for blessing, fast food, travel, open the market

[Boo] consecrate lights, marry, make stoves, dig wells, and accept animals

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully signing in in Yokai City, and reward Hundred Monster Pills +100!”

…

In his sleep, Ye Fan felt something crawling on his face, so he stretched out his hand and grabbed it.

As a result, he grabbed a soft, boneless hand.

He opened his eyes suddenly, but saw a woman in white smiling at him.

“Bai Suzhen, what are you doing?”

Bai Suzhen smiled and said, “Hehe! Blessed, the way you sleep is so cute!”

Ye Fan asked suspiciously, “You…Aren’t you hibernating? It seems like it’s still winter, right?”

Bai Suzhen raised her head, blinking her eyes, as if thinking about something.

After waiting for a long time, she looked at Ye Fan and said, “People don’t know why. Before the transformation, they will wake up after spring!”

“But now… just leave him alone! People just don’t want to hibernate!”

“Come on! Grace, time is running out, let’s have a good time together!”

Ye Fan said with a look of horror: “Hurry up…kuai live? You…what are you going to do?”

Bai Suzhen didn’t know where to find a string, and after a few fingers interspersed dexterously, a flower string was completed.

She looked at Ye Fan expectantly and said, “Gongong! Hurry up, come and play!”

“When I watched human children play, I thought it was too interesting! It’s just that they haven’t been transformed at that time, so I can’t play!”

“Now finally I have a chance!”

Ye Fan looked at Bai Suzhen dumbfounded, completely speechless.

“Isn’t this a twisted flower string? Why did it taste bad in your mouth?”

Bai Suzhen asked with a puzzled look: “The taste has changed? Where has it changed? I heard those kids say so, live kuai! Live kuai!”

Ye Fan looked at her directly with a pair of dead fish eyes and said, “Is it fast?”

“Oh! Listening to your kindness, it seems to say so!”

“But, it’s almost the same, come on!”

Ye Fan was speechless in his heart: “It’s almost the same, this is clearly a world of difference, okay?”

Ye Fan lifted the quilt and prepared to put on his jacket first. After all, it was not very convenient.

As a result, he said dumbfounded: “Why are you entangled with me?”

Bai Suzhen’s face blushed: “Benevolence! Sorry! People are originally snakes, and there are still many habits that can’t be changed at once!”

“Then you don’t let it go quickly?” Ye Fan was going to be mad at her.

I think he has been here for ten years and has been guarding himself like a jade.

If it weren’t for a pair of long trousers to protect him from the disaster tonight, something might happen!

Bai Suzhen was embarrassed and got out of the bed.

Ye Fan quickly put on his clothes and pants and got up from the bed.

“I said, can you pay attention next time, you are no longer a snake! You are now a human, or a woman, how can a woman just get into a man’s bed?”

Bai Suzhen said aggrievedly: “I don’t know that Daoist has so many rules!”

“Moreover, people think that your benefactor is like a big Big Brother. The closer you are to you, the warmer you are!”

“Since you don’t like it, I won’t get close next time!”

Ye Fan didn’t know what to say.

Bai Suzhen first transformed into a human form, and a lot of things were ignorant. She didn’t have any special thoughts at first.

Just because I was alone for too long, I wanted to find someone to accompany me.

Ye Fan sighed, then cheered up and said: “Come on! Let’s turn the flower rope!”

Hearing that Ye Fan was willing to play with her, Bai Suzhen was instantly full of vitality.

“Great! Thank you Grace!”

Lonely man and widow, living in the same room, even playing with the rope, who dares to believe it?

“Gongong! Can someone call you Big Brother in the future?”

“Call it! Whatever you want!”

“Great! Big Brother! You have to let Little Sister! This doesn’t count!”

Ye Fan: “…”

I always feel something is wrong, but I can’t tell.

…

“Boom boom boom!”

There was a knock on the door outside.

Ye Fan said to Bai Suzhen with panda eyes: “Someone is here! Let’s play here!”

“No! I still want to play! After playing for a night, I haven’t won it once!”

Ye Fan was also speechless, using the same trick almost a hundred times, but she was fooled every time.

Ye Fan didn’t know what to say about her anymore.

“Next time! There are still important things today!”

“Okay! Then Big Brother must remember what he said! Be sure to play with me next time!”

“Don’t worry! I will take it to heart!”

Ye Fan turned around and said in his heart: “That’s it! Only the boring ones will play with you!”

As soon as I opened the door, I saw Zhang Gongqing’s fiery face plate.

“It’s not good! Heavenly Master! Something happened!”

Ye Fan frowned and asked, “What happened?”

Just as Zhang Gongqing was about to speak, he was instantly attracted by Bai Suzhen in the room.

“Tianshi…this…she…that…no…also…”

Ye Fan kicked his ass and said, “What are you talking about? I can’t say it clearly!”

“Um… I mean, when did you have an extra woman in your room! Isn’t she also a heavenly mother?”

After being kicked by Ye Fan, Zhang Gongqing spoke sharply in an instant.