Weird Recovery: After Signing In For Ten Years, I Went Down To Collect Demons

Chapter 65: A Living Person!

“Stab!”

Ye Fan fell into the dense woods, and countless branches and leaves gave him a great cushion.

But he was also uncomfortable. I don’t know how many times he was drawn by branches.

When he fell to the ground, he was not injured by the fall. Instead, he felt that his whole body was aching pain from the twigs.

Even after ten years of cultivating his heart in Maoshan, Ye Fan couldn’t help cursing: “Damn! Almost killed the Daoist!”

Just as Ye Fan was about to find the way, he suddenly heard a sound of suona from a distance.

There was also the sound of Rao cymbals and the sound of demon-driving bells.

What’s even stranger is that there are even the voices of Taoist priests singing.

Ye Fan frowned slightly, what is this called?

Suona generally only appears on red matters, and the latter only appear on white matters.

But why it appeared in the same place now, or in the middle of the night, is really weird.

Ye Fan wanted to use the golden pupil to see what was going on.

However, there are many trees and hills around it, and it is completely unclear to see the specific situation.

Thinking of these three shifts in the middle of the night, it is very difficult to find someone to borrow an overnight stay.

Ye Fan walked directly in the direction where the sound came from.

No matter what is going on, where there are people, there is a place to live.

Ye Fan was so dumbfounded that he couldn’t walk to the scene.

I saw two pairs of G materials draped in red and colored colors, and a pair of paper figures were placed around them, acting as golden boys and girls.

The two parties drank and ate meat in front of the two pairs of G materials, it was so lively.

There are two Suona, one on one side, playing desperately there.

Taoist priests have been singing around G material while playing cymbals.

Ye Fan’s pupils shrank slightly, and his expression solemnly said: “M marriage!”

At first, everyone was worried about eating, drinking, and doing things here, but Ye Fan suddenly came up and said such a sentence, and almost didn’t scare everyone to pee.

In particular, the two suona trumpeters almost didn’t give up their breath.

When everyone saw that his clothes were in tatters, they thought he was something that crawled out of the grave.

They all hid behind the Taoist priest.

As a result, the Taoist priest was more frightened than them, and directly knelt on the ground with his legs weakened.

“Ghost Dage! Uncle Ghost! We have no intention of offending you, please go back soon! Don’t scare us anymore, we will definitely give you a lot of money for burning paper after we finish our work!”

When everyone saw that the Taoist priests were all kneeling, they also knelt down on the ground, begging: “Master Ghost! We must give you a lot of money for burning paper!”

“Yes! A lot of burnt paper money!”

Ye Fan said silently, “What are you doing? Who wants your paper money?”

When the Taoist priest heard this, he hurriedly changed his words: “Since you don’t want paper money, Uncle Ghost, then we will burn you a little more xiangqi beauties. By the way, there are big villas! I just beg you to go back!”

“Yes, yes, yes! Burn a Rolls Royce for you, and then burn a Bingbing, a Yui, if you don’t think it is enough, we will burn you a T seed!”

Ye Fan’s head is full of black lines, what should this fucking say?

Met an expert!

“I’m pooh! What’s this all about? Do you have paste in your mind?”

“Keep your eyes open and see, Daddy is a human, a living person!”

Everyone looked up cautiously, and saw that Ye Fan had already sat on their seats and started to eat and drink.

“Can you eat? Really alive!” The Taoist priest said with surprise on his face.

Then he pretended to say to the people behind him: “It’s okay! It’s okay! The ghost has been driven away by me!”

After finishing speaking, he ran to Ye Fan again and rebuked: “Your kid is really bold. At this point in time, you dare to wander around in this deep mountain and old forest!”

“If it weren’t for this Taoist priest to have a high level of practice and help you drive away the evil spirit behind you, you will have to finish playing tonight!”

As soon as the Taoist priest said this, everyone looked at him in worship.

“As expected of you! Daoist Wu Neng is so good!”

“Does that still need to be said? The ghosts who died under the Taoist Wu Neng Taomu sword don’t know how many there are!”

“Young man, you should thank Daoist Wu Neng for his life-saving grace!”

…

Everyone said you and me, and heard that Wu Neng was about to ascend to heaven.

Ye Fan said faintly: “Taoist Wu Neng, you should stay away from me, the scent of your body is too heavy!”

Wu Neng hurriedly covered his own crotch, pretending to look back at the crowd inadvertently.

Fortunately, they didn’t pay attention to Ye Fan’s words, which made Wu Neng relieved.

“I said young man, why did you run into this place in the middle of the night to do? Are you really not afraid of encountering ghosts?”

Ye Fan grabbed a chicken leg and gnawed it.

While gnawing, he said, “I was not afraid! But seeing you doing this kind of thing here makes me a little scared!”

Wu Neng looked back at the two G materials and asked in a low voice, “You mean there is a problem with those two G materials?”

Ye Fan snorted coldly: “Huh! M marriage is a big taboo, don’t you know that as a Taoist priest?”

Wu Neng saw that he was able to say the word M marriage, and he was sure that he must have some abilities.

Coupled with the fact that he dared to wander around in this deep mountain and old forest alone at night, he decided that he was also a Taoist priest.

As a result, Wu Neng whispered in Ye Fan’s ear with a helpless look: “I also think there is a problem, but these family members just don’t listen. They have to get things done tonight!”

“Can’t you refuse them?” Ye Fan asked lightly.

Wu Neng immediately blushed and was speechless.

Ye Fan said disdainfully: “Is life important, or is your face important?”

Wu Neng could only smile awkwardly.

Ye Fan just heard what these people said.

This Wu Neng likes to make up nonsense, telling himself so much so that these people can admire him.

He took the opportunity to make some money.

It was originally this kind of thing, but I couldn’t say whether he was right or wrong.

But in order to keep his own Face tonight, he even helped these people get married. That was really looking for death.

Seeing that he didn’t answer, Ye Fan asked, “Do you know what is said on the almanac today?”

Wu Neng said with a bitter face: “Know…know, avoid…marry, avoid breaking the ground!”

Ye Fan said in a cold voice, “Since you know all this, you dare to do the two together. Do you think your life will be long?”

“I…” Wu Nenggang wanted to defend himself.

Suddenly there was a horrible sound behind him.

“Boom!”

“Boom!”

…

“This…what is this sound?” the person standing near the thing asked tremblingly.

“I… I seem to hear… I hear the sound coming from within that thing!”

Everyone actually heard it, but they were so frightened that their legs became weak, and they couldn’t walk at all.

Wu Neng even hid directly behind Ye Fan, covering his own ears tightly, not daring to listen to this sound.

Ye Fan really wanted to kick him.

He has no ability at all, and dare to take up this kind of work.

It’s really for money, even life can’t exist.

However, even if you don’t want to kill yourself, you can’t hurt others?

Don’t these people dare to follow him just by believing him?