Weird Recovery: After Signing In For Ten Years, I Went Down To Collect Demons

Chapter 174 Ghost City

Ye Fan said faintly: “Have you played enough? If you have enough fun, please tell me about the news you know!”

The ghost ghost with his hands on his hips and his head shook his head, making a look like daddy cheating or not.

I have suffered so much irritation and want to get news from myself, it is simply a dream.

If this is placed in the past, Ye Fan’s own way of provoking.

It is estimated that all the villagers have gone to eat at his house now.

Juxungui sighed in his heart: “Daddy is now half a civil servant. Otherwise, you must be killed!”

Seeing that not only was Ye Fan not angry, but he kept laughing at himself, the stubborn ghost flicked his arm and cursed: “Stop playing! Stop playing!”

“It’s not interesting at all! Your kid is calm, put it in our colleague group, your kid is definitely a group chat terminator!”

After that, he proudly waved his hand to Ye Fan and said, “Bye bye! Little Taoist priest, we are destined to see you again!”

After speaking, he floated away towards the distance.

Ye Fan couldn’t help but shook his head and muttered to himself: “If he hadn’t seen it with his own eyes, who would have thought that a ghost who could be compared with black and white impermanence would be a funny comparison!”

With that said, he shouted in the direction the Juhungui left: “I have 10 billion in cash from the Tiandi Bank here. I don’t know who wants it?”

After a while, the ghost ghost floated back.

I saw the ghost ghost rubbing his hands, and smiled and said: “Hey! Little Taoist! If you really don’t have any other ghosts to give it away, you can burn it to me!”

“Anyway, this money is of no use to you living people!”

“Hey! What a pity!” Ye Fan sighed.

“What a pity? It’s not a pity at all, as long as you burn it to me, you can make the best use of it!”

The ghosts circled Ye Fan non-stop.

Ye Fan said faintly: “If this is for someone else, I will give it as well. It’s no big deal!”

“But, if you want me to send a guy who doesn’t know how to be grateful, I would rather use it to feed bugs!”

“Don’t!” Ju Hungui quickly explained: “Why don’t I know how to be grateful? Aren’t I busy looking for revenge on that kid?”

“I just planned to return to repay your kindness after I have avenged my revenge!”

Obviously, from his beating eyelids, it is easy to see that he is talking nonsense.

However, Ye Fan asked uncharacteristically, “Really?”

“Of course!” The Kuhungui quickly swore: “I swear, what I just said is true!”

“Whenever there is a lie, let me…just let me…”

Speaking of which, the ghost ghost can no longer speak.

People can swear arbitrarily, but ghosts can’t.

He just wanted to win Ye Fan’s favor, so he just had to pretend.

As a result, he forgot that Ye Fan was a guy who never played cards according to common sense.

Obviously, the ghost ghost gave up.

“Hey! Okay! I admit, I really didn’t think about it just now!”

“You should burn your 10 billion to others!”

“Hey! Fate is hard! I can’t get my salary, and I don’t have any windfall. It seems that I am a soul messenger, I am destined to be poor in this life!”

“Uh…” Ye Fan was full of black lines.

This guy is too capable of pretending.

Obviously he said before that he would stay at home playing games and watching TV when he was fine.

If this is someone who has no savings, can he do this?

However, he was like this, Ye Fan was happier.

Greed is good, as long as he is greedy, it is easy to control.

Still the same sentence, Ye Fan didn’t want a puppet to be a tool spirit controlled by him.

“Okay! You moved me successfully!”

Ye Fan wiped the non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes, choked and said, “What can I see, the only thing I can see is that others are poor!”

“When I think that there are ghosts in this world suffering from poverty, Lord Ben Dao feels uncomfortable!”

The Juhungui stared at Ye Fan dumbfounded. If they hadn’t had a deep understanding of each other’s virtues, he would really believe it.

“Cough cough!” The ghost said with a light cough, “Well, little Taoist priest, let’s stop pretending!”

“Let’s do it! How about you buying my news with money?”

Ye Fan grinned and beckoned to the ghost.

Juxungui looked at Ye Fan with a vigilant look, wondering what tricks he wanted to play!

“Come on! Come and sit, sit here!” Ye Fan patted the bench he was sitting on.

The ghost is full of black lines.

“Ben… the messenger has a normal orientation and is not interested in… such things!”

“Um…” Ye Fan was speechless.

“Where do you want to go? I just want to talk about business with you!”

“So that’s the case! You didn’t make it clear sooner! It made this messenger almost misunderstood!”

Ye Fan slandered in his heart: “You have misunderstood it at all!”

It seems that with the progress of the times, not only the orientation of living people begins to change, but even ghosts are not listed.

Is it possible that the phrase “same sex is true love” is true?

Thinking of this, Ye Fan couldn’t help but shudder and got goose bumps.

The ghost came to Ye Fan lightly and sat at the end of the bench farthest from him.

Ye Fan thought of the sentence just now, and he involuntarily moved to the end of the other side.

One person and one ghost, so there was a conversation in the air.

“Do you want to get a fixed salary of 300 billion yuan every month in the future? Do you want to enjoy year-end dividends?”

Ye Fan’s condition immediately attracted the attention of the ghost ghost.

Consider that his salary in the prefecture is less than 500 yuan a month, and there is no year-end dividend, five social insurance and one housing fund, and no future generations to burn paper money for himself.

The conditions that Ye Fan offered were simply tempting, not right, billions of feet!

However, he still gritted his teeth and proposed: “No! I still want five insurances and one housing fund!”

“Fuck it!” Ye Fan was dumbfounded.

“You still have five insurances and one housing fund?”

“Of course! Otherwise, why do you think we are exhausted? Isn’t it just for protection after retirement!”

Ye Fan touched his forehead. He felt that he couldn’t keep up with the rhythm.

This shocked his wife!

“Wait, let me stroke it!”

Ye Fan thought about it, and finally decided to start with the most basic questions.

“So many people burn so much paper money every year, isn’t it enough for you to spend?”

“Cut!” said the Juhungui disdainfully: “Do you really think we can get the money?”

“Before relatives burn it, the lower government will levy a tax of 99.999999999%! In other words, if you burn 10 billion, we can get 100 yuan!”

“What’s more! This messenger has no relatives to remember for a long time, so who will burn me?”

“That’s not right! According to you, now that the underworld is gone, who can collect your taxes?” Ye Fan asked suspiciously.

“Heh! You don’t understand this, right?” The ghost said triumphantly: “This has to mention the rules of our underworld!”

“That is the same rule as the rule of the sky! Once it is generated, it will always follow this rule!”

“So, even if the underworld is gone! We still have to pay taxes!”

Having said that, the ghost ghost seemed to realize something.

He cursed and said: “Yes! Niang Xipi! Isn’t this a rule that is unfavorable to this messenger? Why is this messenger proud of this?”

“Damn tax rules!”

Ye Fan interrupted: “No, is it possible that there is something between you ghosts and ghosts that needs to be bought and sold?”

“Of course it is!” The ghost said proudly: “We have a lot of ghost markets!”

“There are so many things sold there! Even if you want to buy a female ghost to be your bride, you can do it!”

“To say that this is the biggest ghost city, it has to be the ghost city of Fengdu! It is simply an international metropolis!”

“Fengdu Ghost Town? Isn’t it a place for living people? At least it used to be!” Ye Fan asked curiously.

“Yes, you are right!” The ghost nodded and said, “The reason why people and ghosts can coexist without disturbing Yin & Yang is because of the existence of a divine tool!”