Weird Recovery: After Signing In For Ten Years, I Went Down To Collect Demons

Chapter 171

Liu Rumeng looked at the two with a puzzled face, and didn’t know what they were doing.

“Suzhen Little Sister! Do you know where to put the shower gel?”

Ye Fan saw that Liu Rumeng was wearing a white bathrobe and her long legs were almost…

“Huh? Ye Fan Big Brother, what’s your nose…” Liu Rumeng looked at Ye Fan worriedly.

Ye Fan quickly wiped his nose and looked at the palm of his hand, it turned out to be all blood.

“Go…get up! I’ve eaten too much chili!”

“I… I’m going to find some fire-killing medicine!”

After speaking, Ye Fan ran away without looking back.

“It’s weird! The Big Brother was okay just now, why did it suddenly get angry?” Bai Suzhen said very puzzled.

Liu Rumeng was a little worried: “Ye Fan Big Brother is sick, right? I have to go see him!”

Just as Liu Rumeng was about to chase Ye Fan in his bathrobe, Mo Lily voice came from the hot spring.

“No need to chase, he’s okay!”

“Why?” Liu Rumeng and Bai Suzhen asked in unison.

Mo Qingying said in a low voice: “Lookie!”

…

“Fuck!” Ye Fan, who was leaning on the pavilion pillar, clutched his chest, and only felt his heartbeat ‘plop’.

He hammered his chest hard, cursing, “Grandma’s! Why are you so unbelievable?”

“Ye Fan! Don’t think about it! You are a Taoist priest!”

“Pure heart and few desires! Immeasurable Tianzun! Clean heart and few desires, Immeasurable Tianzun!”

After doing it for a long time, Liu Rumeng’s perfect figure was still in his mind.

Ye Fan took out a book in the cloth bag casually, turned a page and read it.

This is the only way he can think of to get rid of the random thoughts in his mind.

“Qi, the qi of chaos produced at the beginning of heaven and earth. It is neither yin nor yang, there is yin and yang, Yin and Yang blend together, which is called Tao!”

“My husband and all things are first opened, Yin & Yang, regardless of whether they are separated, have spirituality. The Qi molds all things and holds the spirit of all things…”

Ye Fan didn’t read it with his head at first, and he didn’t care much about the contents.

However, it’s not quite right to read it.

This seems to be an introduction to “Qi”.

Ye Fan suddenly remembered something, and quickly turned to the cover of the book.

The big three characters “Jin Ping Mei” are written on the cover.

“Fuck! “Luban Shu”!”

“F*ck! It’s over! Is it that Ye Fan, I am destined to be missing one in this life?”

“If I really want to miss one, please let me have many shortcomings, fatigue, bad luck, sickness, and the page with my name in the book of life and death!”

Ye Fan wanted to close the “Book of Luban”, but there seemed to be a voice in his heart telling him to continue reading.

Moreover, this voice is getting clearer and clearer, and there is more and more magic.

Ye Fan felt that his own hand was a little disobedient, and couldn’t help but want to open the “Book of Luban” in front of him, and couldn’t help but want to read the content inside.

At this moment, a voice came out of the cloth bag.

“Book of Luban? I didn’t expect to see this strange book here!”

“Who?”

Ye Fan looked at the bag warily, he didn’t know when something got into the bag but he didn’t even notice it!

“Don’t look for it, I’m in your hoisting banner!”

“Ah? A holy spirit banner? Are you a ghost?” Ye Fan asked in amazement.

The spirit banner has the function of isolating the breath of all demon ghosts, and it is impossible for the demon ghosts to see the outside world if they stay inside.

Not to mention communicating with the outside world!

“I really didn’t think that my dignified soul-staying envoy would be included in the soul-raising banners by your little Taoist priest!”

“This is really a wild goose all year round, but it’s finally picked up by the wild goose!”

“What? Are you not a ghost? How come you became a ghost?” Ye Fan was a little confused.

Looking at him in purple clothes, he is definitely a ghost.

Only ghost ghosts like to wear clothes of this color. Other ghosts don’t have this hobby.

“That’s all the world’s misunderstanding of me! If I was really like the legend, the underworld would have dealt with me soon!”

“Do you really think that I am the monkey grandson, can you still make trouble in the underworld?”

Ye Fan swallowed and spit, which simply subverted his cognition.

He doesn’t know now, whether he should believe this ghost ghost.

What if this guy shakes him?

“No!” Ye Fan shook his head and said, “Why should I believe your words?”

“Don’t you just want to fool me to let you out? Don’t be foolish!”

Not only was the ghost ghost not angry, but lazily said: “This is the best way. It’s so comfortable to stay in this homing banner. If you want me to come out, I won’t do it!”

“However, look at the Face of the Magical Item that controls the two sand sculptures of black and white impermanence! I want to remind you!”

“Never open the “Luban Book”!”

Ye Fan has the urge to scold his mother and beat others.

Don’t say it early, don’t say it late, but say it when the raw rice is cooked.

“I said Dage, just wait until I die before telling me! Then I don’t have to think about it every day!”

The ghost ghost said in shock: “What? Have you opened it?”

“W…what? Will something terrible happen?”

Ye Fan was startled by his fussing tone.

Originally, Kukai had repeatedly told him not to open it and burn it directly.

With that said, the lack of one of the “Book of Luban” may be really scary!

“Of course something terrible will happen! Otherwise, why would “Book of Luban” become a banned book?”

“Then what should I do now?”

The Gu Hungui regained his lazy tone and said, “What should I do? Cold food!”

“Oh! That can only be cold!”

With that said, Ye Fan flipped through the “Book of Luban” again and read it with gusto.

“What are you doing? Are you not afraid of death? Still watching?”

The ghost ghost was shocked by Ye Fan’s operation. The last second was still scared, but the next second started again.

Isn’t this the typical desire to refuse and welcome it?

Ye Fan said faintly: “Anyway, it’s already opened. If you miss one, you will be missing!”

“Since it’s missing, why don’t you just finish it?”

“Don’t you know that there is an old saying in China, which is called broken cans and broken throws?”

Juhungui’s attitude towards Ye Fan is also very speechless. How can anyone give up treatment so easily?

“Little Taoist priest, I feel you can still save it!”

Ye Fan quickly shook his head and said, “No more! No need to help!”

“Human! The most important thing is to live happily!”

The Kuhungui fell into silence, and after a while, he finally let go.

“Good boy, why don’t you play cards according to common sense?”

“This messenger won’t play with you anymore!”

“Let’s talk about it! How on earth are you willing to let me out?”

The corners of Ye Fan’s mouth rose slightly, and he felt funny in his heart.

How could he be fooled by such an obvious trap?

This ghost ghost made it clear that he wanted to scare him, and then threatened to know the way to save him and let him out.

Unexpectedly, this method would seem too pediatric in front of Ye Fan.

In fact, since he found out that what he was reading was “Book of Luban”, he had already determined.

There is nothing wrong with the “Book of Luban” itself. If there is something like a god curse or something harmful to the human body, the system will prompt it.

After all, the system and him are in a symbiotic relationship, where each one will be prosperous and all will be damaged.

However, one thing is certain.

This book can indeed affect people’s consciousness.

It seems that if you have time, you need to take a good look at what caused it.

Ye Fan can’t believe it, can a book be perfect?

There must be other reasons for this.