Weird Calendar

Qin Ze noticed that today's trends seemed to have some similarities.

Breeding and planting are very similar, except that one is an animal and the other is a plant.

Qin Ze decided not to choose herding for the time being.

Not to mention that the conditions for grazing are not met, even if they are, grazing seems to be related to going out.

Breeding and planting, for humans, mean harvest.

He longs for harvest.

"Breeding is for animals. I can't raise animals. The dolls around me are already troublesome enough."

"My house doesn't need to be so... lively."

It is worth noting that Xiongyi is actually the easiest to obtain distortion power.

To violate the taboo, one must be at the distortion level to be able to deal with distortion.

But trending is not the case. Trending is basically related to distortion.

Therefore, Qin Ze couldn't help but think that if the farmed things were twisted and endowed with wisdom or some evil nature, then the risk of being exposed would be too great.

"Xiao Qiao doesn't care. She doesn't talk to strangers. Even if she sits on my shoulder, people will just make a figure and treat me as some two-dimensional otaku, like playing with xx."

"But animals are different. Once an animal speaks or performs some incomprehensible behavior, it can easily spread in a community with such a high occupancy rate."

"So choose to plant plants. If the things you plant also have the same characteristics as animals, it will be a big deal."

Qin Ze determined today's appropriate behavior.

So he thought about what to grow at home.

"The one that doesn't require much attention from me and can survive basically with some soil and water is the best."

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Early morning on April 16th.

Qin Ze woke up early and asked Yu Ji how to make a delicious and easy-to-make simple breakfast.

Yu Ji sent a cooking video of himself on Douyin.

Only then did Qin Ze realize that Yu Jiguang's cooking had attracted 650,000 fans.

Yu Ji didn't speak, he just cooked. Unlike some gourmet food areas where you can wear sexy bikinis, stockings or cosplay anime characters to cook.

But even so, Yu Ji still attracted many fans, which made Qin Ze look at him with admiration.

"Old Yu, why don't you go visit the store and evaluate the local food?"

"That's too bullying. I wouldn't bully amateur players." Yu Ji just replied.

This sentence made Qin Ze realize that the official organization was basically full of talents.

So much so that he felt that he was able to enter the company, which was a bit watery.

Luo Shu also taught him some common sense about the company.

What Qin Ze knows so far is that according to the official organization, there are only one to three teams in each city.

There is only one team in Linxiang City.

Because the number of Old Calendar people is very small, and most of the Old Calendar people are wild.

Therefore, there are not many people in the official organization. And when your strength reaches a certain level, you will enter the "Company Board of Directors".

What we are dealing with is not just urban ghost stories, but matters related to the realm of the old calendar.

In short, the official organization's manpower is very tight. And it’s not easy to add new members.

Qin Ze was found by the official organization because there was too much news about the wedding, otherwise he would most likely be a wild calendar holder.

The officially organized teams in each city basically have four assistants and four combatants.

Qin Ze is the ninth person and currently does not have a partner.

According to Luo Shu, the Linxiang City team plans to change this establishment, establish a twelve-person establishment, and recruit three more.

There are two assistants and one is a combat professional.

One of the assistant candidates is psychiatrist von Enman.

It's just that Jian Yiyi has always been wary of Feng Enman's abilities.

Jian Yiyi believes that such a person who can enter the human soul must have a very high moral level and must undergo many investigations.

So this is also the reason why Feng Enman did not become a regular employee, even though the company was seriously short of manpower.

Back to business.

Qin Ze came to Yu Ji to learn cooking skills because he just wanted to experience as many different lives as possible.

Of course, this time, he still did not trigger the temporary worker buff and learned the chef's old skills.

After making breakfast according to Yu Ji's method, Qin Ze placed an order for seeds.

Wild coriander, coriander plant.

It is quite ornamental and has many leaves that bring good fortune, so it is also called copper money grass.

It is very suitable for people like him who have no planting experience, because after being watered thoroughly, copper money grass can grow well without watering for a long time. As long as it can get sunlight, it can grow well.

The process of purchasing, placing an order, and then planting did not take Qin Ze much time.

The prompt to complete appeared when Qin Ze placed the potted plants on the balcony.

[The growth process is a little faster than you think, but it doesn’t happen overnight. Please be patient and wait for it to arrive.

The trending behavior has ended, but there will be many factors that affect the results.

You will have relatively sufficient time to think about how to make the planting successful. Good luck to you, Old Calendarist. 】

This surprised Qin Ze a little, as he thought that with the power of the calendar, he would be able to see the results of planting quickly.

But this piece of information in my mind showed that this trend was not as simple as I thought.

"Under the influence of the calendar, the growth rate of seeds is definitely faster than normal, but the trend is not truly completed until it is actually 'harvested'."

"We don't know how long this process will take. Maybe we will see the results tonight, maybe we will see them tomorrow."

Qin Ze didn't want to wait any longer. Since he had already reached the right point, he had to break the taboo next.

He quickly turned his attention to how to commit taboos.

Consultation, this behavior is easy to understand, simply put, seek medical treatment.

If you want to violate a taboo, you only need to find a doctor and ask about your physical condition.

If it is suffering and despair, it most likely means that the process of self-diagnosis will be tortuous.

If it is a descendant, then there is a high probability that the consultation will lead to one being descended.

Recruitment means that the scene in the Old Calendar is likely to be related to doctors.

But the obstacle is distortion.

"It's interesting to go for a physical exam and it involves twisting."

First of all, Qin Ze can be sure that according to the current common health standards, there is nothing wrong with him and he is a healthy person.

But there is a saying that living is a process of gradually dying.

This is a very sad statement, but in the medical field, it is indeed true.

So from the moment people are born, they are heading towards death.

The human body can only be said to be relatively healthy. Medical science is constantly updating health standards and data on various body indicators.

Therefore, no matter how healthy you are, your doctor can always give you advice and can definitely find something wrong with you.

"The distorted effect may be that whatever disease the doctor thinks I might get, I will definitely get it."

"The essence of taboo is still an obstacle. Even if I am healthy, if the doctor is determined to make money from me, he can still say that I am unhealthy."

"If I don't have enough protection, this process will cause me to have real physical problems."

It’s quite scary to think about it.

If you consult a doctor on Baidu... then it is very likely that you have been described as a dying person, and a cold can be said to be a terminal illness.

And then you really get a terminal illness.

Qin Ze inexplicably felt that this possibility was quite high.

"You can't look for people who don't have good medical ethics, and you can't look for people who don't have good medical skills."

"Since Yu Ji is so professional in the field of chef, then as a colleague, Lin An must not be bad in the field of doctor, right?"

Qin Ze already has someone to consult.

"Let's ask Huo Qiao for a divination first."

Within the company, although only Jian Yiyi and Lan Yu often violate taboos, everyone is willing to help others avoid the risk of violating taboos.

Huo Qiao, Luo Shu, Lin An, and Yu Ji, these four assistants can be said to cover many aspects.

Huo Qiao was also very efficient. After Qin Ze made the request, he immediately started divination.

Qin Ze currently only has more contact with Luo Shu, and doesn't know much about Huo Qiao, Lin An, and Yu Ji.

But it didn't stop them from helping themselves at all.

"The divination results are out." Half an hour later, Huo Qiao said to Qin Ze.

"How is it?" Qin Ze asked.

"It won't affect the doctor who treats you, but the results of this divination show that you will encounter some... well, things that are difficult to understand, and good or bad luck is unpredictable."

Huo Qiao continued to reply apologetically:

"I'm old and I don't dare to commit the same taboos as you young people, so my level is very limited and I can only count so much."

All along, although Huo Qiao is the oldest one, he has the lowest attitude.

Because like Qin Ze, he believes that the organization is full of talents, and he feels that he is qualified to join.

However, Qin Ze believes that Huo Qiao's ability to give this result already contains a lot of information.

"I understand. Thank you, Huo Qiao. If you have any trouble in the future, you can come to me."

"Okay, you have to be careful. Not all taboos must be violated."

Although Huo Qiao is a Qiyi player, today's divination is really strange.

He used several divination methods, but they all got the same answer——

Good and bad fortunes are unpredictable, and good and bad fortunes depend on each other.

Therefore, Huo Qiao could only advise Qin Ze to be cautious.

Qin Ze is very cautious.

But as he said, twisting and weirdness itself means variables.

No plan can cover all variables.

To unlock the secret of the calendar as quickly as possible and go with Qiao Wei, Qin Ze must choose the best range while neither seeking death nor compromising.

In other words, do your best and obey the destiny.

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Lin An is very busy.

Unlike Luo Shu, Lin An's actual work basically does not involve the mysterious level.

She interacts with real-life patients.

This is also the reason why a doctor of Lin An's ability chooses a private hospital - freedom.

Although her freedom is filled with all kinds of busy work, at least in this hospital, if she encounters a strange case, she will say hello, and everyone from the dean to the nursing staff will cooperate with her.

So after Qin Ze contacted Lin An, Lin An readily made an appointment.

April 16, three o'clock in the afternoon.

In Lin An's office, she brewed a cup of bitter wheat tea for Qin Ze.

"I roughly understand the specific situation. Huo Qiao also told me that it will not affect me as a doctor, but your fate is unpredictable."

"We have examined your body according to the fastest standards. The results of various examinations will be known soon."

You have to wait a week for a normal physical examination.

But Lin An has considerable privileges in this hospital.

Qin Ze's test results came out one after another.

When Qin Ze also met Lin An, he tried to get Lin An to diagnose him directly through observation, hearing and asking.

Lin An also studied Chinese medicine, but his level was very average.

And after some diagnosis and coming to a healthy conclusion - Qin Ze didn't have the same chill as when he committed a taboo.

So he guessed that this diagnosis would have no effect on him.

Since it is a consultation, it naturally includes cases where there is nothing wrong with the diagnosis.

This is the best result.

But obviously, breaking taboos is not that simple.

As a last resort, Qin Ze and Lin An had no choice but to undergo a modern standard medical examination.

But the subsequent normal physical examination results also showed that there was nothing wrong with Qin Ze.

Various data came out one after another. After reading the data, Lin An also told the doctors to only tell the truth whether it was normal or abnormal.

The doctors unanimously concluded that Qin Ze was in good health.

Lin Anan asked Qin Ze to do a lot of projects. Qin Ze checked them all except for the prenatal check-up and men's department.

It can be said that there is no passive part in him.

At most, after Qiao Wei leaves, some parts will not be needed for the time being, but they are not impossible to use.

Half an hour later, Lin An poured Qin Ze another cup of tea.

All test data has been analyzed.

"You are not sick physically. I am sure of this. Anyway, this is the result of the consultation here."

"I didn't deliberately conceal the data because you violated the taboo, so the current situation... could it be that you have already violated the taboo? But you are indeed very healthy, so the effect of violating the taboo is zero?"

Lin An expressed his opinion.

Qin Ze shook his head:

"This is inconsistent with Huo Qiao's divination. Moreover, I did not feel the chill of distortion after breaking the taboo."

"This is a very metaphysical and subjective feeling, but I feel this way every time. But not this time."

"In other words, I failed to break the taboo this time. My behavior does not belong to the consultation?"

This is the only reasonable analysis at present.

Lin An said:

"I've done everything I can do. I can't insist that you are sick if you're not sick."

Qin Ze said:

"Then maybe you can give it a try?"

Lin An probably understood what Qin Ze meant:

"Like...a mild cold? I think you have a mild cold."

Qin Ze was silent for a while. Lin Anan's consultation obviously failed.

"It seems like this won't work." Looking at Qin Ze's condition, Lin Anan knew that it wouldn't work to treat him randomly like this.

Qin Ze did not answer, but touched his chin and thought about a question.

"It was the same way when I was forbidden to confess my love."

"Confession is just an act, but it didn't say who I was confessing to, so I tried to confess to Qiao Wei in the void, to a non-existent target in the group."

"But none of the taboos in the calendar were triggered. In the end, the taboos were successful after I confessed to Li Lu for sure."

"Li Lu has indeed brought me a lot of suffering."

"Is it possible that I have to consult a doctor when I'm sick? I can't let the doctor just judge me as having a certain disease——"

"I had to force myself to get sick, then consult a doctor, and finally be diagnosed by a doctor!"

Qin Ze seemed to feel a little chill, and Xiao Qiao, who was sitting on the incandescent lamp, also smiled.

He had a hunch that this was the correct way to break the taboo.

Huo Qiao said that good and bad fortunes depend on each other, and good and bad fortunes are unpredictable, which makes Qin Ze actually a little eager for this taboo.

To be sick is to be sick, which must be a disaster and a disaster.

So what are the blessings and auspiciousness? Is this an added benefit?

He didn't want to miss out on the benefits.

"If I'm not sick, but I need to be sick, what do you think could make me sick quickly? Before the day is over?"

Lin An has been a doctor for so long, and this is the first time he has heard such a request.

"You force yourself to get sick just to violate taboos? I think you are mentally ill. Are you really addicted to violating taboos?"

Lin An's words made Qin Ze pause for a moment, and then he looked at Lin An with an unbelievable look.