Weird and hard to kill? Sorry, I am truly immortal

In this world, platform 18 of the high-speed railway station in Chengbei District, Shangjing City.

Fang Xiu and others appeared on the platform out of thin air. With so many people appearing at one time, even people from Xia Kingdom were already used to seeing spiritual masters, so they would not be surprised.

“Damn it, bringing so many people to teleport at once is something only a third-level space system spiritual master can do, right?”

“As far as I know, there are only a few space-type spiritual masters in the country, and they are still at the third level. It can’t be Liu Paopao from the headquarters, right?”

“Probably not. Isn’t Liu Paopao a fat man? I don’t think there is a fat man in this group of people.”

“Take a look, does the leader look a bit like the former captain?”

“Let me see, let me see, hiss! These legs are so white!”

“Damn, I asked you to look at the captain, where are you looking?”

“What are you looking at, captain? The captain is not as good-looking as the young lady. Look at these two young ladies. They are so beautiful. They are just dirty, but they are much better than the ugly man in the middle. He is gray-headed and covered with dirt. , just like rolling around on the ground for a long time”

“Can things about young ladies be called dirty? That’s called authentic!”

Everyone was a little uncomfortable listening to the comments of the passers-by around them, especially Xiao Chuxia and Luo Qingxin. They were very clean and beautiful, but they were called dirty by others. The two of them wanted to hurry up now. Run away and find a place to take a shower.

As for the dirtiest Yang Ming, he didn’t listen to everyone’s comments at all. His eyes were like the black cat police chief, staring like copper bells. As soon as he came to the world, he suddenly He locked onto the smoking man in the crowd.

Whoosh!

He rushed out and appeared in front of the smoking man like a flash. The man was startled and he almost dropped the cigarette in his hand.

“you……What do you want to do? Let me tell you, my cousin is a second-level spiritual master. If you dare…….”

“Brother, do you have a cigarette?”Yang Ming didn’t pay any attention to what the man was saying, and stared straight at the cigarette in his hand.

The man looked at Yang Ming’s gray-faced image and his eyes that were about to shine, and thought he might be a psycho, so he didn’t dare to pester him. , quickly threw the cigarette in his pocket to Yang Ming and left.

With excitement and trembling hands, Yang Ming took out a cigarette, put it horizontally under his nose and took a puff.

“That’s it! The Hua Zi of my dreams!”

He quickly caught Hua Zi in his mouth and took out the lighter from his pocket as usual. However, he was slightly startled. The lighter had been out of gas for two months at the burial place and he threw it away.

“Alas, brother, lend me another favor!”

When the man heard Yang Ming’s cry, he ran faster and disappeared into the crowd.

Yang Ming had no choice but to ask for help. The pedestrians around him fled away with disgusted faces.

In the end, he had to come to Xiao Chuxia Next to him:”Big Lao Hei, can you lend me a hand?””

“Hum, no borrowing, no!”When Xiao Chuxia heard this nickname, she lost her temper on the spot, let alone using it as an excuse.

“Okay, big beauty, okay, okay, give the child some fire”

“That’s pretty much it.”

Xiao Chuxia nodded with satisfaction, stretched out her slender white fingers, bang! She snapped her fingers, and a faint flame suddenly lit up on her fingertips. When

Yang Ming saw the fire, his eyes immediately lit up, and he held a cigarette in his mouth. He walked over and lit the cigarette.

Then he started to perform a unique skill, sucking down a cigarette in one breath. His cheeks flattened and his eyes began to roll. The burning cigarette butt was red, and not a trace of smoke escaped.

Phew!

Yang Mingchang After taking a breath, it seemed that the depression at the burial place had been emptied out, and the whole person looked satisfied and in a state of elation.

“this life……Worth it! He thought about it for a moment, threw away the cigarette butt, and took out another one:”Beautiful lady, lend me another light.””

Fang Xiu didn’t have time to see Yang Ming polluting the air. His right eye flashed with blood and he randomly controlled a lucky passerby.

The passerby walked over blankly and took out his mobile phone.

Fang Xiu answered I used my mobile phone and dialed the number of the headquarters.

Beep…….

“Hello, who is this?”The minister’s calm voice came from the other end of the phone.

Fang Xiu said calmly:”It’s me, Fang Xiu.”

Ding-ding!

There was the sound of a tea cup falling to the ground on the other end of the phone, followed by the sound of someone getting up from the seat, even so violently that the seat was overturned. There was silence on the other end of the phone for several seconds. Then the minister’s voice continued to sound, but his voice was no longer calm, suppressing a trace of excitement and trembling.

“Fang Xiu, is it really you? you……came back?”

“Well, I’m back”…………..

Five minutes later, a space fluctuation suddenly appeared at the platform, and the air was surging like water waves. The next moment, a 300-pound fat man wearing a black windbreaker and black sunglasses appeared out of thin air.

His appearance elicited exclamations from passers-by, and he was clearly a celebrity

“It’s Liu Paopao!”

“I didn’t expect him to be fatter in real life than on TV”

“Great, I want to ask him to sign an autograph. I like to read his guide to escape from danger in the wild and Thirty-Six Strategies to Escape from Terror.”

“Me too, me too, I like what he said the most, there is no weirdness in this world that can catch me, even an S-level weirdness will have to eat dust behind my ass!

Also, when dealing with Weirdness, I never care whether it has strength or not. Anyway, no matter how strong it is, I can’t run as fast. Liu

Paopao, who was about to be surrounded by everyone, seemed to be petrified at this moment. He took off the sunglasses on his face, revealing a pair of small eyes full of disbelief.

“stop…….Brother Hugh!!”

He screamed, his eyes couldn’t stop moistening, and ran towards Fang Xiu.

The tonnage of more than three hundred kilograms made the ground tremble faintly.

The person who came was none other than Fatty Liu Shuai.

The mobile traffic under Fang Xiu’s hands Tool man.

But I didn’t expect that half a year later, the fat man who was once as timid as a mouse has been promoted to the third level. He seems to have become a public figure, specializing in teaching people to escape. The fat man rushed to Fang Xiu and opened his fat arms. A bear hug was about to come, but when he arrived, the whole person was frozen in place, unable to move.

Only a pair of frightened little eyes were left wandering around.

Fang Xiu gently retracted the finger that was on the fat man’s chest.

It seemed that it was forbidden. The power of blocking is not difficult to use. To deal with people whose spirituality is weaker than yours, you can directly block their spirituality and body.

“Brother Xiu, what’s going on? Why can’t I move! ?”The fat man said in a panic.

“Just a little trick.”After saying that, Fang Xiu casually snapped his fingers and released Fatty’s ban.

Fatty took a few deep breaths first, then calmed down and said immediately:”Brother Xiu, where have you been in the past six months? Why did it take so long to come back? In the past six months, without you at the headquarters, things have changed at the headquarters!

Everyone in the headquarters thought you were dead, and now even the position of captain has been given to that boy Fang Moli.”

Hearing this, Fang Xiu and others had no reaction. The passers-by who had been paying attention to Liu Paopao suddenly became excited.

There were even girls screaming.

“He is Captain Fang!!”