Urban divine farmer medical immortal

In the detention room of the airport, there are a row of glittering silver needles sitting on the table.

"Sunan, what else can you explain now?" A policeman sitting in front of Sunan pointed to the evidence on the table, patted the table and said sternly, "don't you know that metal objects are not allowed on the plane?"

Sunan said: "this is a silver needle!"

"What's wrong with the silver needle? Isn't it a metal object?" Xie Jiaming is a tough guy. Originally, he received a call from an acquaintance and asked him to make trouble for him. He didn't expect that he really had a problem.

Sunan brow lock, this thing is really his problem, can only explain: "I am a Chinese medicine, with a silver needle reasonable."

Xie Jiaming sneered: "according to what you say, can western medicine take a plane with a scalpel?"

"You are now in violation of the aviation law and are required to be detained for a week."

Sunan's face sank, and there were two days left for the Defense Medical Association. If he was detained for a week, I'm afraid the cauliflower would be cold.

"Officer Xie, can't you accommodate me?" Asked Sunan.

Xie Jiaming looked serious and said coldly, "don't tell me these useless things. One week is the lowest. If you keep talking, it will be 15 days."

Sunan asked: "I have something urgent to do in Guangdong Province. Can I come back when I finish it?"

Xie Jiaming said angrily, "please see clearly where this is. This is the police station, not the vegetable market. There is no room for bargaining."

"But I am a traditional Chinese medicine."

Xie Jiaming was a little upset and said impatiently, "what can you do if you are a traditional Chinese medicine?"

Sunan said: "I can cure your bad breath!"

"You, what did you say?" Xie Jiaming, who had an angry face, was stunned.

Sunan said, "I said I can cure your bad breath."

"Really?"

Xie Jiaming's face changed slightly. He has been suffering from stubborn halitosis for more than 30 years. He is still single because he has halitosis.

Every time I fall in love, it's very good at the beginning, but as long as it develops to the time of kissing, the object can't help his bad breath, which makes him still clear up to now.

This problem not only breaks Xie Jiaming's heart, but also his parents and relatives.

For this disease, he also saw a lot of doctors and took a lot of medicine. But there was still no color, so when he heard that Sunan could cure his bad breath, he was in a daze for the first time.

Sunan said with a smile: "yes, it only takes half an hour to get rid of your bad breath."

Xie Jiaming doesn't believe it. After all, it's a problem that has been bothering him for several years. This guy can be cured in half an hour. Isn't it impossible?

"Sunan, do you know what you're talking about?" Xie Jiaming said in a deep voice.

"It's only half an hour anyway, and you don't lose much, do you?"

Xie Jiaming still doubted Sunan's words and asked, "how can I believe you?"

Sunan light smile: "if I am not wrong, your bad breath is only after you work, as for the cause is mostly because of your irregular diet, overeating, drinking too much, making your gastrointestinal digestion problems, resulting in a lot of food too late to digest, in your stomach corruption, produce toxins, can not be ruled out, can only be ruled out from the mouth, this formed the bad breath."

Hearing what Sunan said, Xie Jiaming's face was suspicious, but many places were right.

He does have bad breath after work.

"Can you really cure it?"

Sunan leaned on the chair and said, "it's just bad breath. What's more, I'm still here. Are you afraid I can't cheat you?"

As soon as he gritted his teeth, Xie Jiaming said, "well, as long as you cure my bad breath, you can leave with a fine of 300 yuan. If you can't cure it, you can take me to the detention center for 15 days."

"It's a deal!"

"Team Xie, this..." the police next to him warned.

Xie Jiaming said: "it's OK. He carries silver needles. It's either big or small. I'll see how he cured my bad breath."

Sunan sat on the chair, pointed to the chair in front of him and said, "sit down and take off your clothes."

Xie Jiaming sat down suspiciously according to Sunan's instructions. Sunan put one hand on his stomach, pressed it with a little force, and at the same time exerted his dark strength to pass it into his stomach through his palm.

Suddenly, Xie Jiaming's face turned blue, and he heard a gurgling sound in his stomach.

The most amazing thing is that his belly is rolling like a wave, which makes the police in the detention center look silly.

"This, how is this done?" Xie Jiaming's eyes were stagnant. At this time, he just felt that his stomach was tumbling. If he hadn't resisted, he would have vomited.

Sunan smiles and presses his palm in vain.

"Poof!"

The sound like firecrackers came from Xie Jiaming's lower body, and a stench spread throughout the detention room.

"Team Xie, what did you eat? How could this fart stink?" The police officers covered their noses with disgusting faces.

Xie Jiaming's face turned red. It's not elegant to fart in public. The key is that he stinks. Even he is so smoked that he wants to vomit. His face is as black as the bottom of the pot.

"What are you doing now? Why don't you open the window?"

Sunan folded up his hand and suddenly hit several acupoints in his abdomen.

"Dong Dong Dong!"

Xie Jiaming's stomach immediately made a few sounds like a drum, and Xie Jiaming's face began to become colorful, biting his teeth, as if he was trying to endure something.

Sunan light looked at him, said with a smile: "don't hold it, hurry to the bathroom, or pull it into the crotch, no matter what I do."

Xie Jiaming jumped up from the chair and covered his buttocks with both hands. As he ran, he explained to his subordinates: "don't let him run, wait for me to come back."

"Remember to brush your toothbrush when you come out." The explanation of Michelia in southern Jiangsu.

"Ha ha ha..." several police officers forced to hold back their smile. After Xie Jiaming's figure disappeared, they finally couldn't bear it and began to laugh.

Soon after listening to the laughter, everyone looked at Sunan and said in a vicious voice: "boy, you are finished. You dare to tease team Xie face to face. You are not comfortable for yourself."

Sunan didn't feel it at all. He said slowly, "I'm treating him. He's too late to thank me."

"Damn, it's also called healing. You think we're idiots. It's farting and shit. If you're also healing, I'll screw my head off as a night pot."

Sunan rolled his eyes and said with disdain, "your head is too big. I don't need such a big night pot."

"Oh, you're crazy. I'm so hot tempered!" As soon as the policeman turned black, he bent up his sleeves and was ready to rush up.

"All right, don't be impulsive. Let's wait for team Xie to come back quietly. This guy may suffer a lot." People next to him hold him, a pair of schadenfreude looking at Sunan.

"Boy, wait! Don't ask for mercy then. "

Sunan said with a smile: "I'm waiting. I haven't used a chamber pot as big as your head before."

#####There are also updates in the evening. It's a bit late today