Uncle Jiu, I Really Don't Want to Steal Business from You.

"Ah?" Ren Tingting was so frightened that her face turned pale, and asked hastily, "Then... what should I do?"

Qiusheng seized the opportunity and came to Ren Tingting's side in a big step, comforting Ren Tingting: "Don't be afraid, with my master there, nothing will happen!"

After speaking, Qiu Sheng glanced at Su Yang and said disdainfully, "It's so scary, I don't know if it's true..."

"Qiu Sheng!" Jiu Shu scolded Qiu Sheng, who was about to ridicule Su Yang, stepped forward to Su Yang's side, and said to Su Yang, "I will go back to open the altar, take the rooster blood and ignite it with glutinous rice, and mix it with ink. , cover the gossip mirror, pour blood and ink into the ink bucket, and fill the entire coffin with ink lines to stop the zombies from coming out of the coffin!"

Su Yang glanced at Jiu Shu, then looked at Qiu Sheng: "It doesn't matter if you don't believe it, the coffin needs to be moved to the ground, and a plum blossom incense array needs to be arranged, and then a stick of incense is placed on every surrounding grave. If I am right, give The plum blossom incense array burned by the old man will appear two short and one long!"

Jiu Shu's eyes widened, his face full of disbelief: "Is what you said true?"

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The second chapter robbed Jiu Shu's business

Of course what Su Yang said is true, but he really likes Jiu Shu. He doesn't know how much he has read about Jiu Shu's film and television works and literary works, but the plot can't be clearer!

The words have already been said to this level, and there is no need for Su Yang to say anything. As long as Su Yang's words are confirmed, they will naturally gain everyone's trust.

Ninth Uncle thought for a moment, and then ordered his apprentices Qiusheng and Wencai: "Wencai, go to the grave of the old man and burn a plum blossom incense array, Qiusheng, put a stick of incense on every grave around you!"

"Oh!" Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai looked at each other, turned around and went to the altar to pick up the incense. According to Jiu Shu's division of labor, Wen Cai came to the tomb, while Qiu Sheng walked to the side.

Wencai who came to the tomb would stick three incense sticks on the ground, and Qiu Sheng, who had gone far, would put three incense sticks whenever he encountered a tomb.

Suddenly, Qiu Sheng discovered that the owner of a tomb had died young at the age of 20. He couldn't help but sigh, "To die at such a young age, how pitiful, I'll give you a stick of incense!"

After the incense, Qiu Sheng turned around and was about to leave, but he never heard a woman's thanks: "Thank you!"

Qiu Sheng was stunned for a moment, then turned to look suspiciously at the tomb that had just finished the incense.

Qiu Sheng didn't see anything out of the ordinary, but Qiu Sheng, who felt that he should have heard it wrong, turned and left again.

However, as soon as he turned around, he heard another woman's voice: "Thank you!"

Qiu Sheng's body tightened, and he turned to look at the tomb where the incense was being worshipped just now. He looked around in horror.

In front of Grandpa Ren's tomb, everyone's eyes were focused on the plum blossom array that Wencai arranged in front of Grandpa Ren's tomb.

A weird scene happened!

I saw that two of the incense sticks were burning at a speed visible to the naked eye, while the other incense was burning at a normal speed just like the other incense sticks in the Plum Blossom Array!

In a few breaths, two of the incense sticks have been burned, and the other incense stick has only burned a little!

Wen Cai, who was standing in front of the Plum Blossom Fragrance Formation, had an unbelievable expression on his face. He pulled up the incense stick and ran to Ninth Uncle in a panic.

Qiusheng and Wencai both fell and ate shit, but they both hurriedly got up without caring about the pain.

Wen Cai said hurriedly: "Master, two shorts and one long are really two shorts and one long!"

Qiusheng's words had already reached his lips, and he never wanted to be snatched by Wencai. After hearing Wencai's words, Qiusheng looked at the incense in Wencai's hand. Forget what happened just now.

Uncle Jiu rolled his eyes at Wencai: "I saw it all!"

Everyone present saw the strange scene of the incense burning quickly, and their eyes on Su Yang were all different.

"It's really two short and one long!"

"Tsk tsk, it's incredible that the incense burns so fast!"

"He's really accurate, I'll have to find him to do the math for me later!"

"Tsk tsk, people are so handsome, and they have the ability to pinch and count, I don't know if they are the target!"

……

Su Yang's words have been confirmed, which also shows Su Yang's ability.

Master Ren immediately opened his eyes and smiled. He stepped forward and walked in front of Su Yang. Naturally, he put his hand on Su Yang's shoulder: "Little brother, what's the point of this fragrance?"

"People are taboo about three long and two shorts. Fragrance is most afraid of two shorts and one long. If this incense comes out at home, someone must be mourned. This is a very dangerous signal!" Bar?"

Ninth Uncle's expression was extremely solemn, he took a deep breath and put his hands on his back and nodded.

Master Ren suddenly panicked: "Then... what should we do?"

Suddenly, Master Ren thought of something and looked at Su Yang who was holding it.

He hurriedly walked around in front of Su Yang, grabbed Su Yang's hand like a life-saving straw and prayed: "Little brother... No, Master, Master Su, you must help me, the reward is easy to say, you can rest assured, As long as you help deal with this matter, I will definitely thank you for it!"

In fact, Su Yang didn't know how to deal with this matter. His purpose was to prevent the coffin from being carried to Yizhuang.

Although according to the plot, it was because Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai frolicked and leaked that the bottom of the coffin did not use the ink bucket thread to cause the old man Ren to change into his corpse, but Su Yang is not sure whether the corpse will change after the ink bucket thread is used.

After all, the situation of Mrs. Ren is too bizarre!

Su Yang was about to speak when a cold and mechanical voice rang in his ears.

"Ding, congratulations to the host, the coffin has been successfully prevented from being carried to the Yizhuang, the system is activated, the decompression and installation are in progress, please wait!"

Su Yang was taken aback: "Has this been stopped?"

On second thought, now that Mr. Ren has a lot of confidence in himself, he will never have any opinion on where to put the coffin, and of course he has successfully stopped it!

A virtual interface appeared in front of Su Yang out of thin air.

[Host: Su Yang]

[merit value: 0]

[Daoxing: 0]

【Props: None】

[Skill: None]

[System Mall: Automatically open when the merit value reaches 100]

[The novice gift package has been loaded, click to receive]

After reading the information on the virtual interface, Su Yang clicked to receive the novice gift package.

"Ding, congratulations to the host, get 1 year of Taoism!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host, getting yin and yang eyes!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host, you have obtained primary fighting skills!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host, getting the Lightning Strike Peach Wood Sword!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host, getting the robe of the Celestial Master!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host, you have obtained 1 Five Thunder Talisman!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host, you have obtained the nine-character mantra!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host, you have obtained the "Sanyuan Jade Letter Feng Shui Secret Technique"!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host, getting the perfect solution from the old man of the Ren family!"

A series of system prompts rang in Su Yang's mind.

In an instant, a strange energy was poured into Su Yang's body, which was injected from the Tianling Gai directly to his dantian.

At the same time, Su Yang's mind also had a lot of knowledge out of thin air.

Before Su Yang could feel the changes in his body and digest the knowledge in his mind, the system sounded again.

"Ding, friendly reminder, helping the Ren family can get 100 merit points!"

At this time, the old man in front of Su Yang did not get Su Yang's statement, and immediately took out the money bag from his waist and stuffed it in Su Yang's hand: "Little brother, this is the deposit, don't worry, I have a big thank you after this is done. !"

Ren Tingting was also worried that Su Yang was unwilling to help, so she stepped forward and begged, "Master, please help us!"

The system has already given the perfect solution to Su Yang's family's affairs, and he can also get 100 merit points for helping the Ren family. Of course, Su Yang has to agree!

He agreed on the spot: "Take the coffin to your main room, and set up the main room as a mourning hall. The old man's descendants will all wear sackcloth and filial piety. In addition, prepare me a hundred pieces of yellow paper, one copy each of red and black ink, a kitchen knife, and a rooster. One, a bowl of glutinous rice, and put an altar for me at the head of the coffin!"

"Okay, I'll have someone do it right away!" Master Ren repeatedly agreed, then turned around and instructed the people behind him, "Quick, go and prepare as the master said!"

"Okay!" The housekeeper of the Ren family nodded and ran down the mountain.

Awei also greeted the men and said, "Take the old man home!"

Master Ren smiled and made a gesture of invitation to Su Yang: "Please!"

Su Yang was also not polite, and of course he would not let him take the first step.

Master Ren invited Su Yang to the sliding pole (a means of transportation made of bamboo) that was put aside, and made a gesture of invitation to Su Yang.

Su Yang still did not refuse, and directly sat on a sliding rod, and Master Ren also sat on a sliding rod.

In fact, the two sliding rods were seated by Master Ren and his daughter Ren Tingting. Now one is seated by Su Yang, and Ren Tingting can only walk.

However, as a young lady from a big family, she didn't complain at all, and even picked up an umbrella and stood next to Su Yang like a servant to hold an umbrella for Su Yang. Who asked them to ask Su Yang?

The man lifted the sliding pole one after the other and carried Su Yang down the mountain one by one.

Ninth Uncle tied his hands behind his back, looking at Su Yang who was walking away, his eyes were full of confusion.

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai came to Ninth Uncle's side, and their eyes focused on Su Yang.

Qiusheng said: "This kid is really not particular, he dares to steal our business!"

Wen Cai nodded in agreement and said, "Then Master Ren is true, just say a few words and believe it. This kid is so young, he probably hasn't grown up yet, how many years of Taoism can he have? Can he handle it?"

Ninth Uncle turned his head and glanced at Qiusheng, then looked at Wencai on the other side of him: "Your hair has grown together? How many years have you been in Taoism?"

Wen Cai's mouth slumped, and he lowered his head and dared not speak.

Qiu Sheng pouted, and quickly changed the subject to avoid being scolded by Ninth Uncle: "Master, this kid's father is not very capable, why does he know so much?"

Ninth Uncle is also wondering about this question.

Although Su Yang's father was relatively well-known in Renjia Town during his lifetime, everyone in the industry knows that Su Bazi is purely based on spoofing, and has no real talent at all.

After Su Bazi died, his son, Su Yang, was idle and lazy, and if it wasn't for his sister Su Li who could make rouge gouache, he would have starved to death!

How did this kid suddenly become so powerful today, knowing so many things, he can still calculate that the incense will burn two short and one long.

Could it be that there is an expert behind this kid?

"Master, what should we do now?" Qiu Sheng asked.

Jiu Shu gave Qiusheng a blank look: "What should I do? Pack up and go back to Yizhuang, what else can I do?"