Ultimate Master

While we were talking, we had already driven out of the town. In front of us was a field of green crops.

Zhang yabing pondered whether to call his father and tell him that he had been followed, but was surprised to find that the Honda had disappeared.

A false alarm?!

Maybe the Honda saw the front car run the red light, and then it followed it with inertia?

Zhang yabing put his feet in front of him and reclined sexily on the seat, singing softly in his mouth.

What a big heart!

In front of the farmland, it's still crops.

The boundless scenery of the fields and the lively rural sentiment obviously do not match with Zhang yabing, the daughter of a famous family. In the hundreds of acres of watermelon garden, there are some scarecrows in disorder, wearing old clothes and straw hats. They are like the guardians of this piece of countryside, sticking to their posts in silence.

Zhang yabing couldn't help murmuring: "this kind of watermelon person's IQ is really problematic, scarecrow frightens the melon thief? Thanks to him

I bluntly pierced her ignorance: "this is not to frighten people, this is to scare birds. As soon as the melon is cooked, the birds will peck at it... "

This kind of ignorance was exposed, just like being stripped of clothes, which made Zhang yabing angry.

"You know, you understand, you understand!" Zhang yabing's mouth is still sharp as a knife.

I thought, reread again.

Is this girl a repeater in her last life?

But then, Zhang yabing suddenly covered his abdomen, his face changed.

The sexy legs also pulled back from the front, kicking into the high-heeled slippers.

I saw through her embarrassment and asked, "did you have a bad stomach?"

Zhang yabing looked at me in agony and said in a commanding tone: "toilet! Go to the bathroom The consequences of six ice-cream, severely tormented her. "If I had known, I would have eaten one less, or two less Ouch, ouch... " She whispered to herself.

I couldn't bear it.

But the expression and state of the beautiful woman with diarrhea has a special charm.

I said with a wry smile, "if you can have a bathroom here, it will be a ghost! It's in the wild

"What shall we do?" Zhang yabing's face turned red.

I slowed down, looked around, pointed to a haystack in front of me, and said, "back there."

Zhang yabing widened his eyes and shook his head firmly.

It is hard to imagine what a beautiful young lady who is used to sitting smart toilets in the bathroom decorated like a palace would be in such an open field to solve physiological problems.

The picture is too beautiful to think about.

"Stop!"

After experiencing a purgatory like ideological struggle, Zhang yabing is finally defeated by reality.

At present, there are only two effective places to deal with diarrhea: one is the trouser pocket, the other is behind the firewood pile.

Naturally, the former is not desirable, and the latter can only be chosen reluctantly.

She had to bear the humiliation to pay for the six ice-cream she had eaten.

Before getting off, Zhang yabing did not forget to warn me: "be honest in the car!"

The voice over is, don't peek.

I turned around and said, "it's cool in the car."

My words and her warning words reflected each other, the implication was that I would not take the opportunity to peek at her ass.

But in fact, I still can't control my mind. In my brain, I instantly outline the image of the great gold, who shows his respect behind the haystack.

How beautiful would that be?

"Turn off the air conditioner, waste it!" When Zhang yabing got out of the car in a panic, she did not forget to tell her.

There was a bitter smile in my heart. I know that what she cares about is not the gas money.

She was expressing her antipathy towards me.

I opened the window, took the opportunity to pick up a cigarette, looked at her beautiful body, bow into a shrimp shape, two legs, toward the back of the haystack.

Poor child!

After half a cigarette, I suddenly heard a voice coming from behind the haystack.

"Security, security, security Come on In my bag Bring the paper The voice is so sad and sad.

The biggest pain in life is that you forget to take the paper when you go to the toilet.

I want to make a joke and tell her that I can use my fingers without toilet paper, but I'm worried that the girl will kill me with a knife in a rage. After all, my humble status is not qualified to play such deep-seated jokes with her.

I opened her delicate bag and found a square tissue in it.

Zhang yabing seemed to hear my footstep when he came to the woodpile. "Stop, stop, don't come, just throw it there Throw it over I'll count one, two, three 1 2 Three Throw itShe commands me by remote control, but I smile bitterly: "I'm afraid I can't throw it."

Zhang yabing said anxiously, "waste, waste! You won't Don't aim at it and throw it? "

Aim and throw?

I continued to smile bitterly: "I can't see you again, how to aim?"

Zhang yabing was aware of his slip of the tongue and stammered: "by intuition! By feeling! But don't come here, or Or I'll take your eyes out! I'm sure you can... "

It's time to be brave?

I was born to be a joke, but I still wanted to tell her that there was no toilet paper to use my fingers.

But after trying again and again, I still didn't dare.

This girl is arrogant and domineering and willful. If I provoke her again, she may be able to set up some earth shaking revenge action, then I can't really take her a few moves.

I judged Zhang yabing's position by feeling. As soon as I let go of my hand, the paper towel flew into the air and crossed a beautiful parabola.

Then I got in the car and went cool.

It's really hot outside. I've been sweating for a while.

I aimed the cold air at my face and blew it happily.

"Ah..."

A sad cry broke through the sky.

It's Zhang yabing's voice.

"What's the matter?" I couldn't bear to think about it. I opened the door and rushed out.

Zhang yabing, behind the firewood pile, put his hand behind him in a panic and swore at something.

I gave a thrill!

At this moment, her shorts have not yet time to put on.

I I saw what I shouldn't have seen.

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