Two-dimensional life starting from Fuyuki City/The world’s number one pornographic master wants to b

Two-dimensional life starting from Fuyuki City (The world’s number one pornographic master wants to become a good person) Author: Panda’s Great Melancholy

【brief introduction】:

I, Mo Yi, am known as Master Yakumo in the world.

But I’ve been having some troubles lately——

First: The system finally allowed me to be a good person, but when the editors heard the name of Master Yakumo, they refused to apply. The problem is, I really want to be a good person. Works such as 5 Centimeters per Second and One Piece sound like serious works!

Second: My sister Nakiri Erina, the final boss of another world who was overturned by me in my previous life - God, always wants to kill me and get her godhead back. However, God’s divinity has long been corrupted into a system by me, who is mean-spirited, and I am also very desperate! .

Third: The teacher asked me, who earns millions every minute, to join some service department because I was late. But what I like to do most is to say NO to people who are self-righteous.

Fourth: On the way home, I encountered an arrogant blue spearman. I was so angry that I knocked him away with a swipe of my staff, but there were even more troubles.

Fifth: I am getting to know more and more (female) friends. For example, I always pick up some kind of white thunder beetle, or I pick up a pet girl who can’t take care of herself.

Chapter 1: The pornographic master who appeared in Time Magazine

Miss Erina, Emiya's house has arrived.

Nito Hisako whispered to the beautiful blond girl next to her. During this period, what made her most curious was the Times magazine held in the eldest lady's hand, one of the most authoritative publications in the world. As long as the characters on it were They are all people who are leading the world.

At this moment, she saw a familiar name on the cover of Time Magazine that the eldest lady had put aside because she fell asleep. Yes, there was only a name, but no image. This was an unprecedented first for Time Magazine.

The Emperor of the Night - Master Yakumo, a true genius who emerged from nowhere ten years ago. The eighteen banned comics, novels and games he created have really pushed Japanese culture onto the world stage. Although it has not been The mainstream recognizes it, but we all know that he is worthy of the name of the real master of the Eighteen Forbidden Rules. He is the emperor who controls the late night throbbing of mankind in this century.

Master Yakumo?!

Others may not know this pen name, but how could she, who had grown up with Erina Nakiri, not know that the eldest lady also had a nominally adopted brother, a real geek who was dissatisfied with her own life ten years ago? His name was Nakiri Shirou, so he launched his Shokushi Halberd against the commander-in-chief of Totsuki Academy, the Demon King of Food Nakiri Senzaemon.

Although ordinary people didn't know about that battle, how could the eldest lady, who was a relative of both parties, not know about it?

That's right, with everyone taking it for granted that a grandfather educates his grandson, the eldest lady's brother recreated a luminous dish that only existed in legends and defeated the food demon, his adoptive grandfather, in every aspect.

Under everyone's astonished gaze, after defeating the Demon King, the eldest lady's brother's only condition was to change his name and leave the Nagi family to live alone.

Everyone thought that another cooking emperor who would surpass all his ancestors was about to rise, but after the boy named Mo Yi defeated his grandfather, his achievements in the cooking world never appeared again.

Of course, everyone thought this was just Nakiri Senzamon guard hiding the opponent and secretly training him to become the ultimate killer.

However, Fei Shasha knew from the eldest lady's daily complaints that Mo Yi really didn't participate in the cooking world anymore and didn't even bother to cook for himself. Instead, he stayed with the Emiya family and ate food that was difficult to eat at all. Food, at least in the eyes of the eldest lady who has the tongue of God, is difficult to eat.

What puzzled her the most was that from the eldest lady's daily complaints, she had long known that Mo Yi, while being an ordinary student, was also hiding the biggest cancer in the literary world (people in the literary world thought so). The master who created a new era of forbidden works - Master Yakumo.

Originally, I was dissatisfied with the fact that the eldest lady often came over to visit my geek brother.

I never expected that I would actually see the other person's name in Time Magazine, and he would be rated as a master leading an era. His title was even extremely domineering - Emperor of the Night.

If you don't know the true meaning of this title, you would think that the other party is the master of the underground kingdom of the world.

No, even if the field in which the other party is called a master is a bit embarrassing, we cannot deny that the other party is really awesome. After all, the number of people who have been rated as masters by Time Magazine can be counted on one hand, let alone Mo Yi hadn't taken the dog away yet, and he didn't even know his appearance or name.

You know, in the culinary world, no one has ever been featured in Time Magazine.

Mo Yi, the elder brother of the eldest lady, is such a young man that he can actually become the world's number one Eighteen Forbidden Master.

Thinking of this, Fei Shasha could not help but think of the face of the young man who looked ordinary at first glance and could only be regarded as handsome.

Then he thought that he had a lot of Lily notebooks in his collection, and the name printed on them was really Master Yakumo.

Once you think about the possibility that your secret will be discovered by that ordinary boy who talks well and the eldest lady of your family, you will have an uncontrollable sense of shame, well, maybe a little bit of pleasure.

Um--

Nakiri Erina opened her eyes, looked at the simple but familiar Emiya residence in front of her, and murmured:

Stupid brother, do you think you can avoid the revenge of Erina Nakiri by hiding here?

After that, he opened the door of the extended Lincoln and walked towards the door of Emiya's house.

Nito Hisako simply ignored her eldest daughter's occasionally incomprehensible and offensive words. After all, she had heard them for more than ten years, and the eldest daughter would only get sick and say incomprehensible words when her brother was involved. .

The owner of Emiya's house, Shirou Emiya, opened the door and saw a familiar blond girl. He showed a bright smile and said:

Good morning, Miss Erina, are you here to see Mo Yi again?

It was hard for Erina to get angry when facing the owner of her brother's boarding house in front of her. After all, she came here every few days, so it would be difficult to offend him.

Although after so many years of observation, she also knew that this boy named Emiya Shirou and her brother's classmate was a good man, and she probably wouldn't mind even if she scolded him.

But as a noble woman, how could she say such impolite and vulgar words?

This is a gift, not a tribute.

Erina took out a wrapped gift and placed it in Emiya Shirou's hand.

Well, you're too polite. You said you don't need to bring a gift.

Emiya Shirou had no choice but to use Nakiri Erina's gift. After all, no matter how much he tried to persuade her, she always brought expensive gifts to her door.

Such as precious ingredients, gemstone sculptures, and sometimes even a check.

Um.

Erina responded, but didn't continue to say anything.

Emiya Shirou smiled silently. The other party probably couldn't listen to it. Just like staying at his own home, the other party's brother Mo Yi was as independent and arbitrary. Although he was usually easy to talk to, once he decided something, he could never change it, even if it was His adoptive father, Emiya Kiritsugu, could not make him change his decision.

Thinking of this, Emiya Shirou had no choice but to move out of the way and let the other party pass by, saying:

Mo Yi should still be sleeping. After all, he works until late every night before going to bed.

Um--

Erina responded to the other party's words with a hum again, but Emiya Shirou could still feel from her simple words that the other party was in a good mood today.

After all, after listening to it for ten years, even if your cat meows, you can probably feel the emotions of the cat star.

Nakiri Erina walked towards Mo Yi's room in a hurry.

Do not know the way? It doesn't exist. After all, I've been walking for almost ten years. How could I not know the way?

A few seconds after she left, Emiya Shirou suddenly heard the other party's cold voice coming from the room:

The fried noodles you made today were fried for 44 seconds too long, which will greatly affect the texture and taste of the fried noodles.

“···”

Emiya Shirou smiled bitterly. After all, the other party was the legendary God's Tongue, so it was not surprising that he could smell the problem of frying noodles that he had just made.

But what I make is just an ordinary breakfast, can you not be so particular about it?

You won't have any friends like this!

Of course, the good old Emiya Shirou would not say such words to attack others.