Turns Out I’m a Great Cultivator

"Whether it is a hair dryer or a spell, this is your opportunity."

The white dog has a deep voice, and persuades me with all his heart, "We all know that you are good, you are a **** among dogs, but... times have changed, and Da Hei is the new generation of dog kings. You can be admired by him, really It's your good fortune!"

The snarling dog proudly said: "What about the dog king? I'm the snarling dog, so good luck!"

"Don't be silly, can the snarling dog be eaten? Can the snarling dog have the smell of dog food?" The white dog shook his head, and the long dog hair shook with the swing of the dog's head.

After finishing talking, it took out a plastic dog basin and placed it on the ground, then took out a handful of brown beans from the rich dog hair and placed it in the dog basin "cracking".

Then, as soon as he bowed his head, he put the dog's mouth in the dog basin and began to lick.

At the entrance of the pellet, its teeth began to chew, and its mouth closed one by one, very devoted.

"Couch, chock."

The crisp sound reverberates in this cave, which is especially pleasing to the ear.

The white dog is happy. While eating, his tail is wagging around in rhythm. The smell is not good and he is more active.

The snarling dog looked at it, stunned on the spot, swallowed a mouthful of water, frowned and said: "You came here to show me you eat this stuff?"

Although I don't want to admit it, but I don't know why, I always feel that something has an inexplicable attraction to me.

"This is dog food, a reward from the dog king." The white dog licked the dog pot cleanly, smacked his mouth with aftertaste, and continued: "If you can please the dog king, this dog food can be used every day Some eat."

"Oh, so what? I'm going to eat that stuff?"

The snarling dog smiled, shook his head, and showed a proud expression, "Dog food? What a vulgar name, you dogs, you have never seen the world, and were bought by this little dog food. It was not me showing off. I want to let me taste Xianlu Qiongye, even flat peaches, I can have one every hundred years, this is the gap."

"Although I have never eaten flat peaches, if I choose between the two, I will still choose dog food, and your reaction is the same as before most dogs eat dog food."

The white dog paused, a tinge of pain flashed across his face, grabbed a small bit of dog food and handed it to the Snarling Dog, "Would you like to eat it?"

Roaring Sky Dog glanced at the dog food and hummed: "Since you are kindly invited, then I will try it hard."

After he finished speaking, he took the dog food and put it into his mouth.

"Couch, chock."

Dog food is surprisingly crisp, but for dogs, it is just rightly firm, chewing very sensual, and the dog's cheeks shake vigorously.

At the same time, as the dog food breaks in the mouth, a strong milk fragrance is released and fills the mouth instantly. After the milk fragrance, there is also a mixture of vegetables and meat. The various flavors blend together. But there is no conflict at all, and the deliciousness hits the forehead.

The gurgling stopped abruptly.

The snarling dog was stupid, stayed, turned into a statue motionless, apparently dazzled by the delicious food, delicious to the explosion!

But soon, his mouth chewed at a faster speed.

"Boom boom boom——"

The sound is continuous.

The next moment, with a "poof", his ears suddenly stretched, from human ears to dog ears, and they stood up high, and behind his butt, there was a fluffy tail that suddenly came out. Swaying from side to side.

It's so delicious!

This... what kind of fairy delicacy is this, there is such a delicious thing in the world!

The most important thing is that in addition to its deliciousness, this dog food also contains a lot of aura, and he can eat it if he is knowledgeable. Whether it is the milk flavor or the vegetables used, it is definitely not ordinary. Most likely it is the spiritual root of heaven and earth!

Luxury, horror!

Is the food here so good?

The world view of the snarling dog has been refreshed, and his brain is booming. It turns out that there are gods such as dog food in the world. This is the gospel of my generation of dog people!

The white dog was not surprised to see the baptized soul of the snarling dog, but reminded: "This dog food is saved by the lion-haired dog family. You can return it to us in the future."

The Roaring Dog has returned to reality, pretending to be profound, and said: "This dog food is indeed not a common product, but I have also seen a lot better than it at the beginning, and what identity my Roaring Dog is, but I have a master's dog! Just because of this, I want me to please another dog? My dignity won't agree!"

The white dog glanced at the snarling dog, shook the dog’s head, and said, "This is just the lowest level dog food. It is made with a small amount of milk plus the residue and peel of the spirit root fairy fruit, and there is gold behind it. Firebee honey-flavored dog food."

The snarling dog exclaimed: "Golden Flame Bee honey-flavored dog food?"

"Well, there is pure spirit root fairy fruity dog ​​food behind."

"Pure Linggen Fairy Fruity Dog Food?!"

"There is also a mixed Linggen fairy fruit-flavored dog food, which is said to include flat peaches."

"Peach-flavored dog food??!!!"

The snarling dog's voice rose step by step, his eyes widened, and the dog's ears were erected and he could not let it down. The tail was the same, and he wanted to take off.

The saliva has dripped from his mouth, hanging into a long line.

"The reason why I came to you and also invited you to eat dog food is because you share the same origin with me, and I want you to help us the lion-hair dog clan."

The white dog spoke slowly, with a heavy tone, "In the dog mountain, there are too many dogs that please the dog king, and the level is even more strict. The dogs who are not favored at the outermost can only eat the meat of other monsters to survive. A lot of people can eat dog food. Like our lion-haired dog family, they can only eat the lowest level. The most favored dogs are the Tibetan mastiff family who can massage, the beautiful white wolf family, and the very The pugs who know how to lick and flatter the most, they can eat pure and fruity dog ​​food!"

"What happened?!"

The snarling dog's face suddenly grimaced, and he said: "I didn't do it for dog food, but... as a member of the lion-haired dog, how can I watch that the lion-haired dog is weaker than other dogs? Your glory is incumbent on me! What about sacrificing your dignity?"

It paused and urged: "As a lion-haired dog, how can I please the dog king?"

"Our long hair is matched with the dance, and it's still a bit interesting, barely able to get into the eyes of the dog king." As he said, the white dog twisted his **** to demonstrate.

"Oh? Is that so?" The Snarling Dog immediately turned into its original form and began to twist, the dog's hair flew, and he studied humbly.

The white dog hurriedly said: "You don't need to twist, you can be a hair-blower dog, you may be the red dog next to the dog king, don't forget us then."

"Oh, yes." The snarling dog woke up, "How to blow, what kind of wind is needed? Cold wind or hot wind, and let me practice it. After all, I am a perfect dog."

...

Tiangong, the hall of the holy monarch of merit.

As Chang'e pushed the root of the last fried dough stick into her mouth with her fingers, she then sucked some of the last soy milk in the bowl into her mouth, declaring the perfect end of this breakfast.

Li Nianfan looked at Chang'e's bulging mouth and couldn't help but look at it twice, feeling strange.

Obviously it is a very indecent action, why does Chang'e make it feel pleasing to the eye?

Looks really important!

He smiled and said, "Are the two fairies still satisfied with this breakfast?"

Chang'e exclaimed from the bottom of her heart: "Satisfied, so satisfied, the delicacies made by Master Shengjun are really eye-opening, beyond imagination."

This breakfast is quite simple, it's just soy milk fritters, but it is more enjoyable than eating any big meal. In terms of deliciousness, it has exceeded all the food they have eaten before. , Not to mention it's not just delicious food.

It's too precious.

Lan'er stood up shyly, bowed and whispered, "I really appreciate the hospitality of Lord Shengjun."

Li Nianfan stared at Lan'er suddenly, and said with a smile: "It's just a meal, don't be so polite, Fairy Lan'er, I ask myself that I am still an approachable person, you don't have to be so restrained, let go."

"me……"

Lan'er's face flushed with a sigh, her head drooped, her body trembling, and it took a long time to squeeze out a few words, "I understand."

Li Nianfan couldn't help but smiled and shook his head, looking for a topic, "By the way, I saw Fairy Lan'er just came back. Has the matter been resolved?"

"No, no." Lan'er frowned slightly and shook his head. "The problem is a bit tricky. I want to invite someone to the mortal world with me."

It turned out to be back for help.

Li Nianfan curiously asked, "It is so serious, what happened?"

Lan'er said concisely: "The plague in the North River area of ​​the mortal is frequent, causing too many people to die. I was ordered to inspect it and found that the original Tiangong plague **** was hiding there. It was a disaster and spreading the plague indiscriminately. It's hard to stop."

"Plague God?" Li Nianfan raised his brow slightly, "Is this not subject to the jurisdiction of the Heavenly Palace?"

Lan'er nodded, slightly bitter in his heart.

"It's not difficult to understand. After all, many gods joined the Heavenly Palace because they were forced to choose from the Conferred God List." Li Nianfan muttered to himself, and then said: "If this Plague God is really the one on the Conferred God List, the problem may be really tricky Up."

Lan'er said: "He was the Great Emperor Wenhuang Haotian, he rarely showed up, and few people interacted with him. Lord Saint knows his details?"

Li Nianfan said, "That's right, this person is named Lu Yue, and his strength is not generally high. Before he was enshrined, he was an existence comparable to many great abilities."

Lu Yue was the first disciple of the teaching, and he was of the same generation as Zhao Gongming and San Xiao. He was best at plague spells. He helped King Zhou and spread the plague in the Zhou army, but even Jiang Ziya had a headache for the role, so he finally hired a helper If Lu Yue was sent to the Conferred God List, he would have the Daluojinxian realm during the Conferred God Period.

This is the originator of the plague, verbally known as the first person to teach interception, how can this kind of character be dealt with by Lan'er?

Li Nianfan couldn't help saying: "I think you should tell the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother about this."

"Prince Li, I have fought him, although it is not his opponent, but if I call another Taiyi Golden Immortal to be his helper, it should be enough to deal with it." Lan'er's tone was a little firm, and she said, "I don't think so. I need to trouble your Majesty and Niang."

"So..."

Li Nianfan gave Lan'er a surprised look. He didn't expect that besides being timid, Lan'er had another side. While hesitating, he saw a group of heavenly soldiers patrolling by the Tianhe, and immediately shouted: "Brothers, please stay. ."

None of the heavenly soldiers dared to neglect. They were still flying at random. Hearing this, he immediately reorganized, standing upright with his legs and looking at Li Nianfan, and at the same time he bowed his hands and said respectfully: "I wonder what Lord Shengjun has to say?"

They saw Li Nianfan drinking and having fun in the attic, accompanied by Chang'e and Lan'er, and their hearts were immediately full of envy.

This is the winner of life. Where is it like us, who has to cruise the river hard, hey, the gap.

If you can have the skills of Lord Sage——

Snapped!

At the same time, they twitched their own mouths in their hearts, and changed their words: Even if it is just a hairy skill on Lord Shengjun, it is a promising future, enough to reach the peak of immortal life.

Li Nianfan asked, "Is the General of the Great Spirit God here?"

"If you return to the holy monarch, the giant spirit **** general was sent to Chaos and went to patrol the world."

The so-called chaos is actually the universe that Li Nianfan is familiar with.

"Visit the world?" Li Nianfan was stunned, "Why would you send him out to tour the world?"

Actually, it’s not a kind of technical work. It’s just to see if there are any people or things happening on each planet. Normally, it’s good to send some idle immortals to go around. Let the giant spirit gods go out. .

And floating in the universe, it is inevitable that you will feel lonely, especially for the giant spirit **** who likes Sahuan, it is definitely a torment.

"I don't know, we only know that after coming back yesterday, the Giant Spirit God General rushed to find the Jade Emperor, and then he led the patroller out of life with his head downcast..."

Li Nianfan understands.

The giant spirit **** went to participate in a copy of Taihua Daojun the first time he came back!

He can imagine the scene at that time.

Giant Spirit God: "Your Majesty, Daojun Taihua can't do this. He doesn't know anything about leaders, he doesn't even understand strategies, and he didn't have any strategic deployment before the war. He only knew that he was blindly charging and almost causing disaster. and also……"

What the Jade Emperor heard was: "Your Majesty, you are a pig, a stupid pig!"

Just being sent out to patrol the world is already a special kindness...