The villain knight doesn't want to be a hero

After a brief moment of confusion, she fell into deep thought.

She was already a little surprised that her friend Yiko Kosaka would suddenly come to the Anding District.

Even though she was there, in order to reduce the chance of being targeted by other ghouls, she usually tried not to let them come to the coffee shop with her... But considering that it was still closed, there was no problem.

She had not told the other party about the attack on the coffee shop before, but after a long time, when Kosaka Yiko came to visit, she finally couldn't hide it.

To be honest, when the other party came last time, she also spent a lot of effort to explain it, such as it is very common in anime, in order not to make the other party worry.

And then back to the present...

Although Kirishima Touka was very happy that her friend could come, why did the topic get so twisted while we were chatting?

"What is that? An urban legend?"

"Well, this...if it counts, let it count."

"......"

Never heard of it at all.

Because I have been worrying about Hinami and Miss Ryoko recently, I don't pay much attention to some recent gossips and rumors in the school.

By the way, shouldn’t the topics between girls be about cosmetics, boyfriends, etc.?

Why did it suddenly become an urban legend?

Apparently last week, weren't there still rumors about a certain celebrity couple cheating?

It only took a few days for it to become an urban legend, it must have changed too quickly.

"Listen to me, listen to me, Dong Xiang, this is really popular on the Internet recently."

Go online, no wonder you haven’t heard of it.

So far, she has only learned to turn on the phone, then turn on Minesweeper and plant flags on it.

As for high-end operations like surfing the Internet, you still need to continue learning in the future.

However, Kosaka Yiko obviously did not hear the inner monologue of a certain blue smelly sister.

Instead, he continued to preach with excitement:

"Legend has it that when night falls and someone in the city is in danger, a messenger of justice wearing red armor will descend from the sky."

"It only takes a few or two blows to defeat all the bad guys, leaving only a silhouette behind and leave in style."

"How is it? Isn't it handsome?"

While talking, Kosaka Yiko also imitated the protagonist in the hot-blooded animation and put on a pose similar to a transformation.

It's not standard, and it even looks a little funny.

But she still seems to feel good about herself.

"Yes, yes, Yiko is very handsome."

It's like being infected with a bad virus from someone.

Dong Xiang read the words without emotion, then lay weakly on the table and clapped his hands for the other party's performance.

"But urban legends and other things that are based on rumors are mostly lies."

Not to mention it still has that weird name.

"No, no, no, it's different this time, it's true."

"....How could such outrageous rumors be true?"

"It's true, and many people have seen it with their own eyes."

Kosaka Yiko raised a finger, her tone pretending to be mysterious.

"The earliest news was posted online by a person named 'Tianhuo Jiang Wants to Eat Ice Cream'. I heard she was a girl from the school next door to us."

"At first, people thought it was just to attract attention, so they didn't pay attention. Some even said it was a ghoul who deliberately pretended to be one."

"But as more and more people claimed to have been saved by heroes who looked like spiders, the post became popular."

"Later, people simply named him based on the color of his body - Red Superman!"

"...I feel a little subtle déjà vu."

Have you seen someone similar or matching the description somewhere?

The image of Lin Qiao giving her a thumbs up after her transformation flashed through her mind...

Then the expression on Dong Xiang's face suddenly became stiff, and then he took a breath.

hiss--!

wrong!

This level can no longer just be called a sense of déjà vu!

This description clearly refers to a failed man who comes to their shop every day to ruin the coffee beans and almost sends two people to the emergency room!

It's definitely him!

"I heard that everyone was quarreling over the name at first."

"is that so......"

He picked up the coffee on the side with a twitching mouth, took a sip to calm down, and forced himself to calm down.

"....But speaking of it, why is it called "Red Superman"?Doesn't it look like a spider? "

"Well, I asked a similar question at that time."

As if she was pleased that Dong Xiang was thinking of her, Kosaka Yiko nodded pretending to be serious.

"I heard it's because I couldn't confirm the exact appearance. Some people said it was a spider, but others thought it was a crab."

"puff!"

Crab, crab?

Okay, great, now I finally have something to laugh at that guy.

"Well, that Dong Xiang, your expression is very strange...are you smiling?"

"Sorry, sorry, Yiko, please continue."

"Anyway, because of this, people on both sides kept arguing, and no one gave in. So in the end, we could only name them by colors."

Kosaka Yiko sighed regretfully. She had obviously thought of many names, but none of them were chosen.

I'm a little bit unwilling...

"But I heard that there was someone named "Killbus", but because it was too weird, he was killed in the first round. "

"...It's really a bit unclear."

After repeating the name Kosaka Yiko said in a low voice, Touka got up from the table and nodded in approval.

At least some patterns can be found in other names, such as appearance characteristics and so on.

But I really can’t tell what I was thinking about this. There is even a sense of prank in it. It’s really not surprising that it would be rejected.

"Speaking of which, I remember there was a boy in Dongxiang's store? I didn't see him today."

"Kaneki, he went out before..."

"It's not the one with the eyepatch, it's the one who learned how to make coffee from the store manager." Kosaka Yiko said.

"That guy... said he had something to do temporarily. He hasn't been here for the past two days."

He crossed his arms across his chest, hesitated for a while, and then held his forehead helplessly.

Hey, I have something to do temporarily. I must go back to play games.

He also sent a text message inexplicably saying "Game updates, I won't come recently"...Who did he think he was! ?

Convex (fuck dish)

I don’t understand at all what the point of operating a virtual character on a computer is to make a fuss and hit.

If you watch it for a long time, you will feel dizzy... He can do this kind of thing by himself!

After chatting for a while, Kirishima Touka said goodbye to Kosaka Yiko, and then returned to the coffee shop to stretch her legs.

The coffee shop will reopen tomorrow, so we must be prepared.

It just so happens that the annoying guy is not here today, so I can work without worries.

Chapter 42 Who asked you to come?

The game has been updated, so I have to go back and play activities and so on...

You'll know it's a lie as soon as you hear it.

The new version hasn't been released for a month. How could it be so fast with just that lazy production team... ahem.

In short, except for idiots with only one brain, no one with any sense would believe it.

The phone made a ding-ding sound:

[Dear user, your application for reporting the Red Superman discussion group has been submitted and we will process it as soon as possible]

Looking at the words displayed on the screen, Lin Qiao always felt a little tired.

Even if I have opened several small accounts before, I post colorful pictures in them.

But the final result may be that only a few small accounts are blocked, and the discussion group itself has no problem.

"So it's all good, how come I became an internet celebrity when I woke up?"

Although it can't be said to be a completely bad thing, but if you think about it...

Gee.

Anyway, it's weird.

Lin Qiao was not too surprised that those who were saved by him would form support groups such as fan clubs.

People always like to huddle together for warmth and a sense of identity.

Even if he had already advised the other party not to discuss things related to him if possible, it would only serve as a reminder at most.

Whether or not you comply can only depend on your personal awareness.

However, he didn't care much about this kind of thing, otherwise he would have erased the memories of those people long ago.

.....But the premise is that this is the only thing.

However, generally speaking, it means there is going to be a big problem——

"Oh, since when have I saved so many people?"

I have to admit, it’s really nice to see someone bragging about themselves online.

Lin Qiao is no exception to this.

It's like a new author is doubting his life when he looks at his sales data and suddenly gets hit in the face with a reward.

Happiness is a matter of course.

But the problem is that the 500 people on the Internet all said they had common or similar experiences...

Are you fucking serious?

Why don’t I remember that I saved so many people?

With this number, even if he could save a dozen people every day, it would only take him a month to complete the target.

Although Lin Qiao has not calculated how many people he has saved, he still knows it in his heart.

Quite a few, but definitely not that much.

Even if we count the large number of people involved in the Yamashita group incident, there are only a few dozen at most, less than thirty, as of now, which is far less than the exaggerated numbers on the Internet that are nearly ten times higher.

So where did those extra people come from?

Riding on traffic?

However, before he could figure out where so many actors came to join in the fun, something even more surprising happened.