Can't save this useless angel

Didn't I just go to the Angel Code column a few times, anyway, people in the devil world don't know about it!

Haven't you heard the famous sayings that "a crime that is not detected is not a crime" and "killing all witnesses is the most perfect assassination"!

Now that you know it, stop telling the truth!

"Since you are so sure that you don't have one, then look into my eyes and tell me, do you have a magic ring?" Xiao Jia directly held Cheng Zi's face, forcing their gazes to collide.

Obviously, judging from Cheng Zi's hesitant attitude before, he must have a magic ring.

So Xiaojia has reason to believe that Chengzi, as a demon, will be honest and frank in this situation where his eyes meet.

Sure enough, Facing Xiao Jia's stare, Cheng Zi began to look away and let out a particularly painful voice: "No, no, no, no!"

This painful look of not wanting to admit and not wanting to lie really made Xiao Jia a bit addicted to watching it.

It's no wonder that sister Chengzi likes to bully him so much.

"Let me tell you, since you don't want to suffer, why don't you just lend it to me? It's not something shameful." Xiao Jia said jokingly.

"Are you kidding? How can you borrow this kind of thing casually, and why do you want to borrow it?"

"What else can I do, of course it is used to increase the lottery shipment rate."

"Who would lend you to do such a thing!"

"Look at what you said, don't forget that you promised my mother to take good care of me. As a demon, you will not go back on your word, right?"

"Can you stop saying 'being a demon' in every sentence? Isn't it fun!" Cheng Zi couldn't help but explode, I know I'm embarrassed, why don't I keep talking!

"Well, in a word, you have to take care of me." Xiaojia spread her hands.

"Are you my daughter! Besides, I didn't promise to take care of this aspect, did I?" Cheng Zi was furious.

"Then you can't watch me starve, can you?"

"Why am I looking at you hungry again?"

"Think about it, if you don't borrow the magic ring to draw a lottery for me, then I can only change my life through krypton gold. By then, the living expenses will be gone, won't I be hungry?"

"You are very reasonable, so don't krypton!"

"Well, since you think it makes sense, then lend it to me quickly." Xiao Jia stretched out her hand and asked.

"No, if you want to smoke, I'll smoke it for you." Orange was unwilling to borrow it.

"That won't work, I have to draw."

"And why?"

"You 484 are stupid, won't you feel like being cheated on if your wife is taken out by others?"

"Troublesome guy, wake up, you are a girl, where is your wife!"

"What do you know, a wife is a kind of faith!" Xiao Jia suddenly became serious!

"You believe in the Lord of God."

"Okay, okay, aren't you tired of complaining all the time? Now that you understand it, lend me it quickly, or is your magic ring very shameful?" Xiaojia suddenly narrowed her eyes, and she still bit the word 'very' hard.

Obviously, Chengzi has been hiding the magic ring on purpose.

After all, the magic ring is not a wife, so what's the point of lending it to others?

But from the beginning to the end, let alone borrowing the orange, the magic ring was never even revealed.

Even if he wants to help others draw a lottery, he is unwilling to expose the magic ring for a second.

It can be seen that he must be hiding some shameful secret.

"I, I have nothing to hide from others. Isn't it just a little bit brighter? See you if you want!" Cheng Zi couldn't stand Xiao Jia's provocation, especially that face that seemed to have seen through him long ago, making people want to beat him up.

So Orange revealed the magic ring.

Then, Xiaojia showed a satisfied expression, it seems that her ssr has something to do.

I saw that the moment Orange's magic ring was summoned, the originally dark room suddenly became brighter than the outside.

Even after Xiaojia closed her eyes, she could still feel a little glare.

"I'm sorry Chengzi, I blamed you wrongly. You really don't have a magic ring. This fucking is the holy aura of Seraphim! Hurry up and lower the brightness! My eyes!" Xiaojia exaggeratedly covered her eyes with her hands, which completely blocked the dazzling light.

Damn it, a demon actually possesses the Holy Light of the Seraph level. It seems that in a sense, Orange is definitely the most embarrassing aura in the world, bar none!

After all, isn't it embarrassing enough for a magic ring to be brighter than a halo?

"Strange?" Cheng Zi hastened to lower the holy light, which made it look less dazzling. At the same time, he was full of doubts and said: "It will become like this, obviously it wasn't so bright two years ago..."

Two years ago, although Orange's magic ring didn't look like a magic ring anymore, there was only a faint fluorescence at that time, which is not as exaggerated as it is now.

"Nonsense! Because you have been at the top of the list of angel standards for the past two years! Who knows what you have done all these years!" Xiao Jia couldn't help but complain.

Damn Ji, now she doesn't know whether to scold the demon for shame, or the heavens for shame.

After all, there are so many people in the big world of them, and a little devil took the top spot for two years. This face is thrown to the devil world!

Chapter 9 Come on, Seraphim Ring!

orange:"……"

Cheng Zi looked at the brightened room and was silent for a long time.

In fact, it was also the first time he had heard such big news. He actually won No.1 in the ranking list of Angel Criteria for two consecutive years?

I rub?

Are you mistaken, he is a devil!

It's too embarrassing for your heavenly realm. What does it mean to be at the top of the authoritative list by a demon?

This time, Cheng Zi understood that it wasn't that he had embarrassed the demon world, nor was he a disgrace among demons, but that those embarrassing angels were too useless, that's why he easily took the top spot!

You see, if angels are so useful, wouldn’t they be squeezed out?

In that way, won't no one say that he is a disgrace to the devil world?

Isn't my sister going to drive him to the lower realm?

That's right, it's not his fault at all, what's wrong is the world, it's the heavens!

Thinking about it this way, Cheng Zi couldn't help but feel that there was nothing wrong with him at all, the problem was all on those stinky angels, he was indeed a qualified demon!

"I said, the authoritative list of the heavens has been taken over by a demon. Could it be that all of you in the heavens are useless angels like you?" Cheng Zi suddenly felt confused and confident from nowhere.

"It's really rude of you to say that, everyone in the heaven is pretty good, I'm the only one like this!" Xiao Jia whitened him.

"It's hard to say, otherwise why would I occupy the list of angel rules?"

"Why? You really don't have any B numbers in your heart, and you don't even look at how the 102 on your watch came about. Is it also a problem with my big heaven?"

"Uh...this." Cheng Zi was speechless.

Indeed, if he had no problem, why did the number on the magic watch change to 102?

In other words, he is still a disgrace among demons?

No!He doesn't admit it!

"No matter what! Even if I admit that I have such a problem, 90.00% of the reasons are still from your heaven. If you agree, I will lend you the magic ring to draw a lottery!" Cheng Zi seemed crazy.

Kanai Wei: "..."

Don't look at it, it's already crazy.

In order to get rid of the responsibility, he even gave up moral integrity and magic ring.

Isn't it just a shame, anyway, we are all the same, so why dare not admit it?

Forget it, she's not interested in arguing with Cheng Zi anyway, she just wants to get an ssr soon.

So Xiaojia didn't bother to care about this guy who didn't have a B number in her heart. She took a step forward and took off the fiery light... magic ring of the orange, and at the same time replied lightly: "Okay, okay, just take it as you said."

Saying that, Xiaojia put the magic ring on her head again, for a moment, the magic ring was suspended above her head, and strands of holy light began to sprinkle on her body, making Xiaojia inexplicably Feel comfortable all over.

Damn Ji, with such explosive luck guarding her, Cheng Zi must be very lucky, right?

What?

What you care about is why Xiaojia can wear the devil's magic ring?

Well, maybe it's because... the magic ring also felt ashamed of itself, so it simply pretended to be a halo and floated on the angel's head in a self-deceiving manner.

In short, it doesn't matter what it is for, anyway, Xiaojia put it on, and under the baptism of the holy light, it made her feel as if she had returned to the embrace of the God Lord, as if her heart had been baptized once again.

From this we can see how embarrassing this magic ring is.

"Cheng Zi, you have such an advanced aura, you should have taken it out earlier, it caused me to waste so many lottery draws, and now I don't have enough three UP characters to finish the event!" Xiaojia stared at the three ssr on the game screen , a burst of greed.

"This is the magic ring. Thank you. If you have time to complain, you should hurry up and decide which one to come up with. I can't guarantee that it will bring you good luck." Chengzi pouted.

"I want these two!"

"You only have one chance to draw, thank you!"

"I don't care, I just want these two!" Xiao Jia suddenly pouted her mouth in anger, she didn't know who she was being coquettish to, then she moved the mouse to the lottery button and clicked wildly. Still yelling in disbelief: "Shipping for me! After these two ssr's, I will have no regrets in my life! Come on, Ring of Seraphim!"

orange:"……"

Chi your sister, everyone said that this is the magic ring!

No matter how you give it a cool name, it is impossible to change the reality.

Besides, how worthless your life is, two ssrs have no regrets?

Orange watched depressedly as the lottery turntable turned rapidly, then turned slower and slower, and finally the pointer stopped on a character card with a golden border.

Look, the reality is cruel, how can there be two cards in one lucky draw chance?

If all this can come out, then he...

Ding!

Just when Orange was about to set the flag, the pointer that seemed to have stopped moved slowly for half a frame at a snail-like speed, and finally stopped completely in the middle of the two SSRs.

As a result, the game system was inexplicably convulsed at this time, and Xiao Jia's computer suddenly froze for a while, and when she recovered, her screen showed that she had obtained two SSRs.

Seeing this miraculous scene, Xiaojia was overjoyed immediately: "You did a great job, you deserve to be the Ring of Seraphim!"

Cheng Zi was shocked: "How is this possible! This is unscientific!"

"Is there anything impossible? I probably encountered a bug. If I had known that your Seraph Ring is so powerful, I should have wished for all the ssr cards. How could it be repaired!" Xiao Jia had a disappointed expression on her face.

"Enough is enough, I am a magic ring, not a ring of seraphim. Besides, didn't you have no regrets after you said these two SSRs?" Cheng Zi was furious, he had never seen such a greedy angel, if you continue like this, you will really become a fallen angel, let me tell you!

"What do you know, if you earn less, you will lose money!" Xiao Jia has no shame at all.

"You're full of crooked reasoning, please return my magic ring to me."

"Well~, I like this Seraph ring very much, why don't we wear it differently, anyway, my dark magic ring is quite suitable for you." Xiaojia looked reluctant to part with this treasure.

After all, if she has this treasure, she can save at least [-]% of her living expenses in the future!

In that way, wouldn't psp and ps4 be saved immediately!

"If you want the ring of Seraphim, you have to evolve into Seraph yourself. You are not allowed to throw the halo into the trash can!" Cheng Zi snatched back his magic ring angrily, and grabbed the trash can at the same time The dark halo in the picture is just a press on Xiaojia's head.

For a moment, the holy light of Seraphim's ring disappeared from Xiao Jia's body, but instead, an ominous black aura sprinkled from the dark halo.

Suddenly, Xiao Jia, who was still in the joy of shipping, trembled inexplicably, as if she had been electrocuted.

"Ah!" Xiaojia also exclaimed in pain because of this.

"What's wrong?" Cheng Zi looked at her suspiciously.

"It's nothing, it seems that the laptop leaked electricity, and it was charged by it."

"Be careful, don't charge the computer all day long."

"Got it, got it, I'm going to practice the new character I just drew, please go back first, remember to bring lunch." Xiao Jia waved her hand impatiently, and issued an order to evict the guest.

"I remember that I only promised to take care of your breakfast, and I will take care of lunch by myself!" Cheng Zi said sternly, as if he was a nanny.

"Cut, stingy!" Xiaojia curled her lips unhappily, but when she thought that she still had some instant noodles in stock, she didn't care.

Cheng Zi looked at Xiao Jia who had been addicted to the game world, and could only sigh helplessly for a while.

He glanced at the horribly messy room, and in the end he had no choice but to take the lunch box back to wash.