Can't save this useless angel

Chapter 22 Angels are fooling you!

Apparently, just pretending to be a couple with Xiao Jia, already can't hide from that clever Xiao Chan.

Chengzi must find another way out as soon as possible, so that Xiaochan can feel disgusted with him.

"Oh, I have no choice but to do what Xiao Jia said." Cheng Zi gritted his teeth and made up his mind.

After much deliberation, he couldn't come up with a good plan, so he could only gamble on Xiao Jia's solution in the end.

According to what Xiao Jia said, ask Xiao Chan to open the refrigerator, so that the innocent Xiao Chan will have a clear view of those shameful photos in the refrigerator.

At that time, he who has this kind of photo hidden in his home will probably be regarded as a pervert by Xiaochan, and then he will start to feel that this person is not good in character from the bottom of his heart.

In that way, the goal of Orange can be achieved.

However, the risk of using this method is quite high, Cheng Zi didn't want to use this method lightly.

After all, if you think about it, if Xiaochan suspects that he obtained these photos through candid shots, then most likely she will call the police besides thinking that he is a pervert...

Besides, Xiao Chan is the only normal friend he has so far. If Xiao Chan cut off contact with him because she disliked him, wouldn't he return to the unlucky state of being surrounded by strange things?

Therefore, oranges can be said to be very risky in this way.

However, Cheng Zi really regards Xiao Chan as a friend, so in order not to delay this friend, even if it means sacrificing his own reputation, he has to guard Xiao Chan's happiness.

"Come on, Cheng Zi, ah~!" At this time, Xiaochan also peeled the boiled egg, and gently fed it to Cheng Zi's mouth.

"Oh, thank you..." Cheng Zi, an innocent guy, has never been treated so tenderly by a girl, and he couldn't help blushing for a moment, what the hell is that feeling of happiness that fills his heart?

How can it be repaired!

What a good girl, I really want to associate with such a good girl!

It's a pity that he is not an adult, but also has a strict elder sister, coupled with practical factors such as life expectancy, it is really impossible to get together with her.

"Xiao Chan, you are still kind to me, so in order to repay you, I am going to cook you a sumptuous lunch." Cheng Zi suddenly felt motivated to cook.

"What's the reward? You saved my life. I should spend my whole life taking care of you." Look, Xiao Chan's words are full of deep affection, this is the real love. Angel.

"Well, you don't need to spend your whole life in return. If you want to help me, how about coming to the kitchen to help me?"

"Okay, so what do I need to do?"

"Then you can help me take some ingredients out of the refrigerator first, and you can take whatever you like."

"Well, I see!" Xiao Chan's eyes lit up involuntarily.

Let her take whatever oranges she likes, isn't this just a disguised way to inquire about her tastes and hobbies?

As for why we want to inquire about her tastes and hobbies, it is probably for the convenience of taking care of her in the future~!

Xiao Chan had no reason to hesitate, she hurried to the refrigerator, she was going to reveal all the information about herself to Cheng Zi today.

For example, what is the depth, hehehe!

Xiaochan was just dreaming evilly in her heart, and opened the refrigerator door at the same time.

As the refrigerator door slowly opened, Cheng Zi's heart also lifted.

Goodbye Xiao Chan, maybe our friendship as friends will come to an end, I hope you don't hate me too much...

As for Xiaojia, she raised her head with a very interested face, she wanted to see what kind of good show would be staged next.

With a creak, the refrigerator door opened, and Xiao Chan's sight was smoothly projected into the refrigerator.

Naturally, her first glance was attracted by the messy photos of shame in the refrigerator.

At this time, Cheng Zi obviously noticed that Xiao Chan's graceful body suddenly paused, as if she didn't expect such a thing to appear in the refrigerator, and she froze.

Especially when she saw that the person in the photo had such plump breasts, such a proud figure, and such an enchanting expression, she was simply the perfect Yujie who fascinated all living beings. Frustrated.

She was very surprised, why would there be such unsightly pornographic photos hidden in Chengzi's refrigerator? ? ?

And since there is such a thing hidden in the refrigerator, why did Chengzi let her open the refrigerator?

This, does this mean that Cheng Zi wants her to understand what the perfect girlfriend is in her mind?

If this is the case, isn't she still not up to the mark?

No, no, think about it carefully, if Cheng Zi can even like Xiao Jia's breasts that are only A at most, then she should still have great hopes.

Besides, her selling point is not enchanting and coquettish, but Xiaojiabiyu's virtuous and considerate, it's not that she is completely uncompetitive.

Even if you take a step back, if Chengzi really only likes the attribute of Yujie, then she can develop in that direction from now on. Anyway, her breasts have reached the standard, and the rest of the behaviors and habits can be cultivated. not come out.

Therefore, Xiao Chan was only frustrated by the sister Yu in the photo for a moment, and then inexplicably ignited her confidence.

After all, looking at the bright side, she also knows the type of Cheng Zi, which is a good thing, isn't it?

So Xiaochan was stunned for three seconds, then quickly adjusted her mentality.

Then, she quickly took out some food that she didn't like to eat from the refrigerator, and then returned to Cheng Zi as if nothing had happened.

"Oranges, I'm easy to raise, just eat some vegetarian food for lunch." Xiao Chan was still as cute as ever, and she didn't mention the photos in the refrigerator at all.

Thinking about it carefully, most boys like to hide some pornographic books and the like, which is normal, and she can completely understand it.

And no one likes to have their little dirty books discovered, so Xiao Chan will not foolishly embarrass her man.

She will definitely try her best to become someone who won't be hated by Cheng Zi.

"Nani?"

However, Xiao Jia and Cheng Zi were dumbfounded. This seems to be a bit different from their expected plot.

Logically speaking, after seeing those nude photos, shouldn't Xiao Chan treat Cheng Zi as a pervert? How could she be so gentle to Cheng Zi?

Could it be that Xiaochan's hobbies are quite unique, she just likes perverts?

This is simply the greatest joke in the world!

Cheng Zi couldn't help being very puzzled, he hurriedly asked in a daze: "Xiao Chan, those photos...you have seen all of them, right?"

Xiao Chan was taken aback for a moment, obviously she didn't expect Cheng Zi to bring up the photos, but she was smart and smiled quickly: "Of course I saw it, but I don't mind, it's normal for boys of this age to like this kind of photos, I can totally understand your interest."

No, it's not my interest, I don't have such vulgar interests!

The corners of Cheng Zi's mouth twitched. Why did he feel that the nature of the little yellow book being discovered was more embarrassing than being regarded as a pervert who was a candid photographer?

Especially when he saw that guy Xiaojia sniggering unkindly, he was really pissed off.

It's all because of this guy's bad idea, she still has the face to snicker?

Don't even think about using the Ring of Seraphim in the future!

"Laugh at your head! Your bad idea doesn't work at all, are you kidding me?" Cheng Zi was so angry that he quickly whispered the devil.

"Look at what you said, why it doesn't work, hasn't the fact that you are a shameful pervert been conveyed to her well?" Xiao Jia covered her mouth and snickered.

"You don't want to eat lunch, do you?"

"Well~, then you can't blame me entirely. I never said that this method will definitely work, so didn't I help you think of a follow-up method?"

"Huh? It's embarrassing enough for the little yellow book to be discovered, and you still want to cheat me!"

"That's why you say you can't do things." Xiaojia rolled his eyes at him, and then said lightly: "Think about it, you have lost face now, if you can't complete the plan, wouldn't the pain you suffered before be in vain? gone?"

"You still want to fool me." Cheng Zi has this expression→_→.

"How can you call it a fool, no matter what you do, you have to persist. Now that you have lost face and half of the work is done, even if you look back, you can't change the fact that you are ashamed. It's better to continue to finish the other half, maybe in the end. Will the ending pay off?" Xiao Jia suddenly said solemnly.

This angel has a lot of truths.

I just haven't seen Xiaojia practice it by herself.

But what Xiaojia said is indeed reasonable, if you give up halfway, not only will you get nothing, even what you lost will be lost in vain.

Besides, making Xiao Chan hate such a simple thing is much easier than the one hundred tasks of the magic watch.

If you can't even persist in such a simple thing, how can you persist in the mission of the magic watch?

Thinking about it this way, Cheng Zi gritted his teeth and was ready to implement the second plan!

But he didn't notice that there seemed to be a happy smile on the corner of Xiaojia's mouth.

This little fool is so much fun!

Chapter 23 The end of friendship is...

Although Chengzi feels distressed about the damage to his image, but the matter has come to this point, he can only black out to the end.

He had discussed the plan with Xiao Jia long before, if the photo of his sister did not make Xiao Chan hate him, then he would take the opportunity to declare that the person in the photo was actually his second girlfriend.

That is the so-called pedaling two boats!

No girl in the world likes to be in the same boat as others, and I believe Xiao Chan is the same.

Therefore, Chengzi paid homage to her lost image, and said to Xiaochan with great grief in her heart: "Xiaochan, actually I don't want to hide it from you, those photos are not some 'little pornographic book', but my second one." Girlfriend, I personally helped her take the picture, personally!"

As soon as Cheng Zi's words fell, Xiao Chan didn't react, anyway, Xiao Jia was already laughing so hard that she was leaning forward on the sofa.

This heartless guy!

As for Xiaochan, of course she was taken aback for a moment.

Originally, she thought those photos should be the portrait photos of a certain celebrity, so these photos were still in the category of "little yellow books".

However, who would have thought that these photos were actually taken by Cheng Zi for his girlfriend?

In other words, the girl in the photo has already stripped naked in front of Cheng Zi?

This, this, this is really enviable!

Oh no, this is really unclean!

I didn't expect Cheng Zi to be this kind of person, how could he make girls strip naked?

Even if he thinks he can see his girlfriend anytime, anywhere, he shouldn't take other people's nude photos, right?

In that case, wouldn't Chengzi's eyes have already been polluted by other people's bodies?

How can I repair it, but I took pictures of her!

To be honest, if it wasn't for worrying about leaving a bad impression of uncleanness in Cheng Zi's heart, Xiao Chan would have the urge to take off on the spot.

"Cheng Zi, is she really your second girlfriend?" Xiao Chan asked nervously.

Cheng Zi could tell that Xiao Chan's face was finally unable to remain soft as before, presumably he must be very disappointed with his behavior of stepping on two boats, right?

This made Chengzi heave a sigh of relief. It seems that Xiaojia was right this time. Although it is still unavoidable to leave a scumbag image in Xiaochan's heart, as long as it doesn't delay Xiaochan, it doesn't matter what he does of.

"Yes, Xiao Chan, she is my second girlfriend, and I'm a bastard with two legs." Cheng Zi said with a cold heart, it seems that his friendship with Xiao Chan is coming to an end soon. .

"Xiao Jia, is what Cheng Zi said true? Do you also know about him stepping on two boats?" Xiao Chan gritted her teeth, and asked the crippled angel again.

But Xiao Jia was very cooperative this time, she immediately gave a thumbs up and said, "That's right, Cheng Zi is a disgraceful waste material, if it wasn't for the fact that he can eat and drink for free, I would have broken up with him long ago."

Emmmm......

What Xiao Jia said was true, and Cheng Zi couldn't find an excuse to refute it.

Forget it, because Xiaojia played well with him this time, I won't refute her today.

I believe that with Xiaojia's cooperation, Xiaochan should be very disappointed in him no matter what, right?

however.

Cheng Zi never expected that there would be such a deceitful girl in the world...

I saw that after Xiao Chan listened to Xiao Jia's narration, the stone in her heart seemed to be finally let go.

Then, not only did she not dislike Cheng Zi because he stepped on two boats, but she hugged him excitedly. What the hell?

"Cheng Zi, this is really great!" Xiao Chan leaned into Cheng Zi's arms, smiling brightly.

orange:"……"

Cheng Zi was dumbfounded.

What the hell, what's wrong with this?

What the hell is this?

I'm a scumbag!