Siheyuan: starting from level 5 welder

Then Li Guoqiang let Xu Damao lie on the bed and began to give acupuncture.

When the acupuncture was over, Xu Damao didn't know if it was a psychological effect or if it really had an effect.

I felt a lot more energetic, and instantly became alive and well.

"Remember to apply rooster blood and drink boy's urine that night after you go back, otherwise it won't work. Don't blame me for not reminding you!"

Li Guoqiang said with a suppressed smile.

"Row!"

Xu Damao nodded, as if he had made up his mind.

Afterwards, Xu Damao hurriedly went to other pharmacies, and success or failure was once again determined in one fell swoop.

"Master Li, can this really be done?"

Behind Li Guoqiang, the little girl grabbing the medicine said with a smile.

"Acupuncture is definitely effective, as for the latter—" Li Guoqiang smiled without saying a word.

Chapter 106

Xu Damao rushed back to the courtyard excitedly. On the way back, he went to several clinics and asked several doctors. It was the same as what Li Guoqiang said.

Boy urine is used as medicine, which is the introduction of medicine for many difficult and miscellaneous diseases.

In front of the courtyard, Xu Damao bought a big rooster and a dozen bottles of Arctic Ocean soda.

After counting the boys in the courtyard, Xu Damao finally planned to ask Yan Jiekuang to borrow some boy urine.

In fact, stick stems are fine too, but Xu Damao doesn't fit Shazhu.

Sha Zhu and Qin Huairu's family have recently reconciled.So Xu Damao went to find BangGong and was probably troubled by Shazhu.

It's better to go directly to Yan Jiekuang.

"Hey! Da Mao, you bought a rooster and so many sodas, is this a good thing?"

As soon as Xu Damao entered the compound, Yan Bugui saw Xu Damao coming in, carrying a rooster and a large bag of drinks in his hand.

"Third Master was joking, I don't have anything good to do! Come on, get a bottle and ask the children to come out and drink it too!"

Xu Damao said generously.

This made Yan Bugui somewhat unexpected.

It was rare for Xu Damao to be generous?

Since there was something delivered to him, Yan Pugui would naturally not be polite.

"Liberate, Jiekuang, come quickly."

Following Yan Bugui's voice, Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiekuang hurried out.A bottle is in hand.

"Third Lord, let me talk to Jie Kuang!"

Xu Damao said with a smile, and then pulled him aside.

Yan Jiekuang was only in his teens, two or three years older than Bang Geng.

This must be pure child urine.

"Xie Kuang, take all these sodas to drink!"

Xu Damao handed all the soda in his hand to Yan Jiekuang.This surprised Yan Jiekuang a bit.

Xu Damao, who has always been digging and searching, is so generous all of a sudden?

If something goes wrong, there must be a demon!

"Brother Da Mao, just tell me if you have anything to say."

Regardless of how young Yan Jiekuang was, he also learned from Yan Bugui, and he was very clever.

"It's like this. There is a piece of land behind my house that has been abandoned for a long time. Don't waste it when you drink soda and pee. Put it in a bottle and send it to me. I planted some land and used it to irrigate the field. Is that okay?"

Xu Damao found an excuse and said.

He didn't have the face to say that he wanted to drink the boy's urine, if he said this, he would have no face!

"to make!"

Yan Jiekuang just wanted to pee, isn't that simple?He readily agreed.

This scene was seen by the stick in the distance, and he felt very unbalanced.

Xu Damao actually gave Yan Jiekuang a soda, but didn't give it to himself?

And he also bought a rooster, so the family must have meat to eat at night.If you have something to eat and drink, then you can steal it at night.

At night, Xu Damao saw that everyone was almost asleep, so he killed the big cock and covered his whole body with chicken blood.

He also took out the two bottles of boy urine that Yan Jiekuang brought over in the evening.

This Yan Jiekuang probably got angry recently, his urine was a little yellow and bubbling.

This made Xu Damao almost spit out after smelling it.

I thought that as long as I drank it myself, infertility could be cured.

Xu Damao became cruel, pinched his nose, and drank it directly.

Kaba --

Just when Xu Damao was drinking happily, there was a strange noise outside the door.

"Who?"

Xu Damao was taken aback immediately.

If this is discovered, his old face will be lost.

Turning around, I saw the stick peeping furtively outside the door.

It's over now, probably all of them have been seen by the stick.It would be troublesome if BangGou told him about this.

"Uncle Da Mao, it's me, what are you drinking?" Bang Geng asked curiously.

When he saw Xu Damao's 'gudu gudu' drink, he was so happy that he also became thirsty

He felt that the drink must be delicious.

"This, this is soda!"

Of course Xu Damao couldn't say it was urine, otherwise it would be troublesome.

"You gave Yan Jiekuang a drink during the day, and I want to drink it too!"

After talking about the stick, he picked up another bottle and drank it directly.

After drinking it, the stick immediately felt that the taste was not right.

puff--

The next moment he spit it out.

"Xu Damao, this is not soda, this is urine, you actually tricked me into drinking urine..." Bang Geng said angrily.

In the afternoon, he saw Xu Damao giving Yan Jiekuang many bottles of soda.

When it was my turn to drink, it turned out to be urine?

"I'm going to tell Uncle Silly to see if he doesn't deal with you—"

Bang Geng wanted to call out, but Xu Damao covered his mouth directly. If this matter got out, he would be in trouble.

"Don't bark, don't bark, can I treat you to chicken?" Xu Damao said anxiously.

However, the call of the stick just now had already been heard by the second uncle's family who were closer.

Liu Haizhong and the second aunt ran over anxiously, thinking that something happened to Bang Geng again.

However, when he opened the door, he saw Xu Damao covering his mouth with blood all over his body, as if he was doing something bad.

"Xu Damao, what are you doing? Let go of the stick!"

Liu Haizhong thought that Xu Damao was going to be unfavorable to the stick.

Immediately shouted.

"Second uncle, I didn't do anything?"

Xu Damao was so speechless, he secretly drank some boy's urine, why was he still being watched?

"Second uncle, Xu Damao lied to me to drink urine!"

After the stick broke free, he ran over with the drink.

When Liu Haizhong smelled it, the drink bottle really contained urine.

The bangs are not light.

Then Sha Zhu, the uncle, and others rushed over.

The commotion became so loud that even Li Guoqiang heard the sound.

"Could it be that Xu Damao was caught drinking urine?"

Li Guoqiang thought to himself.

Such a shameful thing, Xu Damao is still so high-profile?

Then I got dressed and rushed over, afraid that it would be too late to watch.

"Xu Damao, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person. Stick is still so young, yet you let him drink urine? Are you still human?"

Liu Haizhong said angrily when he heard Banggen's words.

Xu Damao didn't give him a good face last time, and he had to pay ten yuan for a tooth to fall out.

If he doesn't give him a good meal today, he almost doesn't know who is the big and small king of this courtyard.

"That's right, I've never seen such a heartless person! If you want to marry a wife just like that, you're doomed!"

The second aunt also chimed in.

The last time Xu Damao had the worst quarrel with Second Aunt.

Naturally, I can't forget to scold him.

"You bastard, you drink a drink? You actually drank piss for the stick?"

Silly Zhu stepped forward and snatched the drink from Xu Damao's hand.

After a while, I found that the smell was so familiar.

Xu Damao also drank urine?

"Isn't it? Xu Damao, you actually drank urine too?"

Silly Zhu was stunned, and the rest of the people were also instantly stunned.

If Xu Damao pissed the stick and he drank the drink himself, it meant that Xu Damao deliberately tricked the stick.

But I didn't expect Xu Damao to drink urine himself?

"I didn't expect Xu Damao to have such a strong taste. You have to drink urine to feed our family!" Liu Guangtian said with a smile.

Now that Liu Guangqi is married and living away, there are only Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu in the family.

"Da Mao, we are a little strict with you on weekdays. But we are also for your own good. You don't have to be so hard on yourself, right?"

Seeing Xu Damao's posture, Yi Zhonghai thought he was about to perform some kind of ceremony, which looked very strange.

I'm afraid that he won't be able to think about it.

Chapter 107 A Farce

"What I'm drinking is boy's urine. It's treating a disease. What do you know? My infertility will be cured in a few days!"

Xu Damao explained.

Now I can only tell the truth.