restless daily life

"Here's my handmade dim sum, please enjoy - I'll go to the kitchen to see if I need help."

Chitanda Eru found a plate, spread the warm small animal biscuits in the bag, got up and went to the kitchen.

Hikigaya Hachiman subconsciously glanced at Yuigahama Yui, who claimed to bring biscuits, and finally came with fruit.

"I, I also go to the kitchen to help!"

Yuigahama Yui followed decisively.

Hikigaya Hachiman and Oreki Houtarou looked at each other—are you also a lazy guy who is idle and waits for food?

"Want to eat?"

Angelina teased the kitten obsessively, ate some biscuits from time to time, and teased the kitten with the biscuits, becoming the least embarrassing person in the living room.

Although cats can eat biscuits, it is best not to give them biscuits, which can easily cause indigestion...

Hiki Valley Hachiman is trying to prove his usefulness.

"No way! Click! Hahaha!" Angelina threw the biscuit into her mouth with a smirk, "I checked it on my phone just now, the ingredients of the biscuit are too complicated, it is easy to indigestion, cats will have diarrhea after eating biscuits -"

Knight was angry, and Maomao punched the trainee excrement shoveler, and Angelina punched the cat with a face.

I am not as useful as a mobile phone... This is normal, after all, it is the crystallization of human wisdom, including the inventions of various disciplines.

Hikigaya Hachiman shut up and comforted himself skillfully.

"Stupid human beings who can't control even an oven, still want to get involved in the cruel world of sharp blades, flames and seasoning?! There is no place for you here!"

Shiro Shadow's shout came from the kitchen.

Yubihama Yui was blasted out of the highest sanctuary.

The three people in the living room looked towards the kitchen door, and met Yuigahama Yui's eyes.

They immediately looked away intimately, as if nothing happened.

Isn't this more embarrassing? !

Yuigahama Yui forced a smile.

"Yubihama, we will cook dessert later, you must, um, you can do it."

Yukinoshita Yukino raised her head to give some words of encouragement, and immediately went back to the kitchen to struggle.

"Xiaoxue..."

Your consolation is a bit prickly.

+1 for casual threesomes in the living room.

Yuigahama Yui looked at the ceiling, and didn't even have the strength to try to liven up the atmosphere.

"Here are the biscuits." Hikigu Hachiman tentatively comforted him.

"Thank you, thank you..." Yuigahama Yui took a bite of the biscuit listlessly, feeling the sweetness spreading from his taste buds, he couldn't help but let out a hopeless laugh, "Ha... that's right, I can't even make biscuits, go The kitchen can only add to the chaos..."

Hikigu Hachiman scratched his head and said, "Well...it's normal for some people to not know how to cook. Isn't that right, Oreki?"

Oreki Houtaro: "Yes."

"Even Xiaobai can cook, but he's still very good. The mapo tofu that could kill people last time was just a simple taste..."

Yuigahama Yui has already turned pale: "What about female power, am I even inferior to Xiaobai?"

"Wow! I didn't expect Chitanda-san to be so good at cooking, and she can still accept the strange ingredients chosen by Brother Bai. It's really amazing—oh? What's wrong with Sister Yuigahama?"

Hikigaya Komachi wiped his hands, took off his apron and walked out of the kitchen.

Hiki Valley Hachiman: "Probably suffering from gender cognitive impairment."

Snapped!

Hikigaya Komachi slashed his elder brother's neck with a hand knife: "What strange things are you talking about again? Hit you."

"Why did Komachi come out?" Hikigu Hachiman always felt that this hand knife was slightly familiar, "Is the kitchen finished?"

Hikigaya Komachi shook his head and said: "Most of the dishes are indeed ready, but Brother Bai still has a few dishes. He was burning oil just now, and sister Yukinoshita asked me to come out first, saying that I would not be splashed, I don't know Brother Bai, what are you doing burning oil? It's scary to look at..."

Sting -! ! !

Firecrackers roared, gongs and drums shook the sky.

Everyone subconsciously looked at the kitchen——has Bai Ying lit a bomb in the kitchen? !

A light mist with a strong smell drifted out of the kitchen.

"Ahem—Bai, Axie—!"

"Stand back, niece! This is not a realm you can reach!"

"I, I'm going out first—Ah Choo!"

Chitanda Eru sneezed, coughed twice from time to time, and fled the kitchen with a wrinkled face.

Yuigahama Yui asked curiously, "Xiaoqian, what are you doing inside?"

"Chinese cuisine, I heard my uncle said that when cooking that kind of strong food, it will make a lot of noise, and sometimes my uncle cooks skewers by himself..." Chitanda Eru regretted, "I still can't get used to it, But it’s delicious, with a completely different flavor.”

Oreki Houtaro asked strangely: "It seems that Yukinoshita-san is still in the kitchen?"

"That's right, before Uncle Bai put the dishes in the pot, Yukinoshita-san opened the window to let Komachi out of the kitchen one step ahead of time, it was really foresight and thoughtful." Chitanda Eru admired.

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Suddenly, Yukinoshita Yukino sneezed from the kitchen, and immediately the other party stepped out of the kitchen, closing the kitchen door behind her back, as if she couldn't bear it and ran out.

For some reason, everyone always felt that the sound of sneezing and coughing was a bit just right, a bit opportune, a bit plastic-like...

It must be an illusion!

Biqigu Hachiman looks at the nose with eyes, mouth with nose, and heart with mouth. The treasure looks solemn and dare not speak falsely.

Chapter 78 The Birth of Black Fan

A table of dishes is very rich. Fortunately, the matching dining table is enough for eight people to sit around and eat.

Yukinoshita Yukino was in charge of Japanese cuisine, fried fish, boiled meatballs, and even placed them on high-end ice cubes, piled up some sashimi and soy sauce dipping sauce.

The dishes that Shirokage is in charge of are the ones that can be seen at a glance - the ones that are heavier in color, more hot, and fuller in smell must be the dishes in charge of Shirokage.

This time it is rare that there are no dishes that are strong enough. Except for a pot of suspicious stewed sausage, the ingredients of the rest of the dishes are basically fish and chicken. There is also a pot of slow-boiled chicken soup.

It's so rich that I always feel that it's time to go on the road after eating this meal...

Hikigu Hachiman thought to himself.

"I wish the voting for the destination of the school trip will come out!"

Chitanda Eru poured drinks for everyone and raised her glass to thank: "Thank you very much for your help!"

Dinner!

"Hmm..." Houtarou Oreki picked up something suspiciously, "What is this? It always looks familiar."

"Fat intestines." Chitanda Eru smiled, "Didn't uncle trick you into eating it once before?"

Oh... The uncle of Chitanda's taste is not Japanese at all. In my impression, he was fooled by the other party to eat a bunch, and he thought the taste was okay-until he found out what it was afterwards.

Oreki Houtarou stiffly put the sausage into the bowl, he couldn't put it back.

Chitanda Eru ate a piece of chopsticks naturally, and tasted the taste after swallowing: "It's really different from the taste of the roasted one... Sigh? What are you looking at me for?"

"Chitanda-san...can you accept this?"

Yukino Yukino asked.

"My uncle made it before, and it's actually quite delicious." Chitanda Eru felt that there was nothing wrong with it. "I was quite surprised at first, but then I wondered what it tasted like, and why uncle was so happy to eat it. I tried it. After a few times it will be acceptable."

Your curiosity is really strong enough...

Yukinoshita hesitated for a moment, and resolutely picked up her chopsticks.

"Xiaoxue?!"

Yukinoshita Yukino had a delicate expression: "...It's okay."

"Where does your unreasonable competitiveness come from?" Shirokage smiled, and sold Yuihama Yui, "Don't just eat Yukinoshita's dishes, come and try mine. According to the local people, The taste has been changed, absolutely non-toxic and pollution-free!"

Yuigahama Yui struggled and said, "Xiaobai, why are all the dishes you cook so...glossy? Will you get fat if you eat them?"

Bai Ying asked strangely: "Fat? I see that among all the girls here, there is no one who doesn't like desserts. If we really want to talk about calories and weight gain effects, what food can be more powerful than sweets?"

As expected of a minister, he easily uttered the remarks about violently attacking girls.

Hikigu Hachiman sighed with emotion, and suddenly found that there was an extra piece of sauce-brown familiar food in the bowl, and he silently looked at his dear sister.

"Brother, try it, it's delicious!" Hikigu Komachi's face was full of discovering the new world, "Compared to the mapo tofu made by Brother Bai last time, this one is indeed more palatable, fragrant and chewy... ..."

Bai Ying was very happy: "In order to get rid of the visceral smell that you are probably not used to, I washed several basins of water. You who can accept it so naturally must have the ability to inherit my mantle - call me master!"

"Let's wait until my brother can get used to it. He should give priority to cooking at home."

snort!The minister still wants to seduce my goddess Komachi?How delusional!

It's really strange to say it, obviously a child who grew up eating a family meal, why is Komachi so accepting of all kinds of dishes from the minister?

Could it be--dad has an unknown foreign love affair? !

In that case, is it possible that Komachi and I are not related by blood?No no, there are still some...

Snapped!

Komachi vs Brothers!

"Brother, what silly things are you thinking?"

"No, Mr. Komachi—and I want to ask, why is it a hand knife?"

"Brother Bai said that hitting someone's neck can quickly make a person concentrate, get out of fantasy, and return to reality. He also taught me the four tapping methods of the hand knife. I think it is very effective for my brother."

What brand of blue pill is this?

hateful!Be sure to find a chance to backstab... Ahem, I mean prove your loyalty to the Minister!

……

……

After drinking and eating, what will a group of upright adolescent young men and women do in a sufficiently spacious living room without adult supervision?

The answer is of course self-evident.

Learn.

No pen?No books?No papers?

It doesn't matter, Bai Ying thoughtfully prepared in advance to ensure that after the dinner, everyone can digest the food while making full use of the spare time and energy of the food.

Say thank you, Shirokage.

Hikigaya Komachi even received a set of junior high school exam papers!

It is enough to see the minister's sinister intentions and premeditated plans!

Facing a math problem, Hikigu Hachiman's facial features were almost shrunk into a ball.

"Komachi is now in the second year of junior high school, right? Do you have any aspirations in the future?"

"Hey, I want to take the Zongwu High School. Although my brother was already in the third year of high school at that time, we can still spend a whole year in school together."

"Very good, very ambitious, but Zong Wu Gao is the key point - show enthusiasm!"

"Oh--!"

"Very energetic! Oh——!"

Listening to the conversation over there, Hikigaya Hachiman's facial features are becoming singular.

Why...why did my sister and the minister hit it off so much? !

No, this is not a match!It must be a demon villain manipulating people's hearts, trying to confuse the goddess Komachi, and use it to threaten innocent villager A!