Siheyuan: starting from working in a funeral home

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wrong!

Soon Xu Damao discovered something was wrong again,

Didn't this guy come here before?

Why come again at this time?

play?

But no matter what he said, Xu Damao knew that if this person didn't leave, he couldn't get up.

Especially this guy is still staring at himself.

just like.

That look is like looking at a little girl!

Now Xu Damao is furious.

This look is so familiar to him.

Didn't I look at those female colleagues in the same way when I was working as a projectionist in the rolling mill?

Good guy.

This shit is thinking of himself as...

Think of it this way.

Xu Damao's heart skipped a beat.

No way!

Sure enough, just as he was thinking about it, this figure walked towards him.

That step by step was full of emotions, indescribably alluring.

Even if it is worse than that of Widow Qin in the yard.

And the first sentence of this opening almost made Xu Damao fall into the pit.

"enemy."

..............

enemy?

I blame your grandma for arresting you.

Xu Damao was confused.

I am a serious old man...

Forehead!

Normal people who are serious...

Hmm.. doesn't seem right either.

Anyway, I won't change you like this.

Although I can't see clearly with a rag covering my face.

But the way you step on the horse, this strong figure, this coy look, is even more enchanting than yourself.

Be sisters with yourself!

Still friends?

I.....

Perhaps seeing Xu Damao's misunderstanding, the man took a few steps forward and whispered something towards Xu Damao.

"Well, what I want to say is, can I join your sect?"

Join my sect?

When Xu Damao heard such words, he felt that his brain was not enough.

Come here to shit and take an apprentice?

You must know that the fat man slaughtered his five golden beans yesterday, and he still thinks about it in his heart.

Is he slaughtering himself like a fat sheep again?

Thinking of Xu Damao, he said: "Go away, Lao Tzu's sect doesn't accept people, so you can go to whoever you like!"

The man was unmoved, and then said: "I and you are the same kind of people?"

Xu Damao became impatient.

This toilet is originally a public toilet, and the smell inside can be imagined on this hot day in the south.

So he just wants to get out quickly.

"Whoever rides a horse is the same type of person as you, what is my identity?"

"You too?"

Got it!

Xu Damao, who suffered a loss once, was not forgiving.

But the man was not angry when he heard it, and looked around, as if he had made up his mind.

In front of Xu Damao, he pushed off his pants.

Speaking of which, the position of the two is a bit awkward.

Xu Damao squatted on the pit.

The burly man stood right in front of him.

So it is easy to misunderstand that the man's actions have caused this scene.

But at this moment, by coincidence, three or four people came from outside to pee together.

Got it!

This is just great.

The few people who had just entered the toilet door, after seeing the scene inside, their eyes suddenly widened.

In an instant, it seemed as if ten thousand drafts were flying past.

I can't find any adjectives to describe my mood at the moment.

In a blink of an eye, several people turned around and left disgusted.

(Noah's)

".~Grandma's, I have eaten and seen it from south to north, what kind of person has never made friends?"

"To be honest, the two of you are like some guys with special hobbies. I also know a few of them."

"But if you want to play this in the public toilet, I'm sorry, I've lived for nearly 70 years, and this is the first time I've seen it!"

As soon as they went out, the oldest person among them started talking.

"Who said it wasn't, Ma De, I was really disgusted just now, this is a big forest with all kinds of birds!"

"That's right, if you're in a hurry, you can find a place where no one is around, you have to go to this public toilet, hey, the world is going down, the world is going down!"

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Chapter 464 Xu Damao's Good Sister!

The voices of several people talking were not small, and these people also deliberately raised their voices so that the people inside could hear them.

It is conceivable how shocked Xu Damao was at this moment.

Since the incident happened a few months ago, my brother was permanently soaked in the Ale potion.

And even my own interests have changed.

In the past, not to mention the eldest daughter and the younger daughter-in-law, even when Jia Zhang was sneaking in the yard to relieve himself in the yard, he could see his heart bursting with joy.

And more than 20 years have summed up Jia Zhang's law.

So, as long as it is a woman, he can take a few glances.

but now.

Ha ha..

Let alone Jia Zhang, even if Qin Huairu stood in front of me and winked at me, Master Xu, I wouldn't take a look at him.

But this matter has always been his secret.

A secret buried deep in the heart.

Even when I was in 900 Yangcheng before, I used a private room to have fun with a group of brothers.

This is just great.....

Being talked about loudly.

So, Xu Damao was angry.

The little fireball in my heart ignited.