Mr. Cat in Luo Tianyi's family can't get up

After entering junior high school, Yan He and Luo Tianyi accompanied them at home to the bank to get a bank card.Before they became singers, they had money in their bank cards, but their deposits were only in three digits. The money was red envelopes given by their parents and would not be kept by them.

After the two became friends, they made a little money at station A and station B by relying on a song. With this little money and the red envelopes already in the bank card, they finally broke through the deposit in the bank card to four digits.

[Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] All the adults in Liluo Tianyi, Yanhe, Lezhengling, and Lezheng Longya's family know that they fiddle with singing online, and the songs they sing can earn a little money.

Xinhua's family didn't know about her singing, and Xinhua didn't have a bank card, and some of them belonged to her mother, so the pocket money Xinhua earned went into the bank card of Le Zhengling, a wealthy loli.

Le Zhengling will calculate the money belonging to her and the money belonging to Xinhua in her bank card, and if Xinhua needs it, she will take out Xinhua's small money.

It’s impossible to make a lot of money by doing UP purely by video, and the members of [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] don’t make any big money. The small money they earn is fine for snacks. If you want to eat, it’s not enough to eat enough possible.

Yan He didn't withdraw the money, Luo Tianyi withdrew 100 from the bank card.For her who likes to eat, this [-] yuan can buy this and that in a week.

Baozi, Xiaolongbao, glutinous rice balls, glutinous rice cakes, candied haws, sesame balls, cold noodle, cold noodles, sauce cake, stinky tofu, sugar-fried chestnuts, roasted sweet potatoes...

There are too many food temptations on the street. Luo Tianyi can't control herself every time she sees it. If it weren't for Yanhe being by her side or the little money in her pocket, she would eat all the delicious food she saw. all over.

Volume 152: Her Royal Highness The World's No. [-] Princess: Chapter [-] Life Is Unbearable

On March 2011, 3, a very happy event happened to the people in the Far East who were living a good life.

An earthquake measuring 9.0 on the Richter scale occurred in the far east and northeast Pacific region. The earthquake triggered a huge tsunami and caused devastating damage to Iwate, Miyagi and Fukushima prefectures in the far northeast.

Fukushima is a place that will be familiar to flower growers and rabbits ten years later. After all, this is the source of the birth of Godzilla and the Far East biochemical man 50 years later.

Originally, the rabbit of the flower planter was very happy to see that the people in the Far East who had a good life had an accident, but the double natural disaster of the earthquake and the tsunami caused the Fukushima Nuclear Power Plant in the Far East to leak.This caused many rumors to appear in the flower planting family.

There are two very damaging rumors. The first one is that there will be a shortage of domestic salt production due to the nuclear radiation in the Far East, and the second one is that iodized salt can protect against radiation.

After no official came out to refute the rumors at the first time, and the unofficial media feared that the world would not be chaotic, the whole country suddenly set off a storm of salt grabbing from the coast to the inland.

QQ, Tieba, Weibo, Hupu... These two rumors have appeared on many platforms.

This is the second time for Bai Sumu to experience the storm of salt grabbing by flower growers. The first time he was still young, although he thought the salt grabbers were stupid, he couldn't say it, he didn't dare to say it, and he didn't know how to say it, but now he knows He knew that this was a rumor, so he started to refute the rumor on the Internet when it appeared.

At this time, Bai Sumu knew how blindly the masses obeyed, and the stupid [beep——! ] There are so many.

Others made rumors, he refuted them, and the fools on the Internet thought he was the one who refuted the rumours, and what the rumour-mongers said was true, and asked him not to let everyone grab the salt, was it because he couldn’t get the salt, and no one could get the salt? .

Facing these people, Bai Sumu didn't know what to say.Let's scold them, thinking that these people may not be able to eat up the salt they bought in the next ten years, and feel pitiful, so don't scold them.

Forget it, I will refute my rumors, you will steal your salt, believe me if you are willing to believe me, and eat salt for ten years if you don’t want to believe it.

In the large group [ACG Homestead], Bai Sumu released a group announcement to refute the rumors. Those who questioned were banned for one hour, 24 hours, and kicked out of the group.

Although the official did not come out to refute the rumor at the first time, the official later refuted the rumor quickly and severely cracked down on the profiteers who came out of this turmoil.

Bai Sumu refuted rumors on the Internet, and at the same time paid attention to the extreme east that experienced a major earthquake and tsunami across the sea.No matter how many times he watched it, he still thought it was a good thing to see the suffering of the Far East.

There are many Bodhisattvas on the Internet, but it is a pity that he is not a Bodhisattva, but the King of Hades.

In 2011, online novels were still popular, and many people's hatred for the country across the sea has not diminished, but has deepened with the passage of time.

Just like a dead bear is a good bear, a dead chicken is a good chicken.

"I don't really understand your three-dimensional creatures."

Hatsune Miku doesn't quite understand Bai Sumu's psychology of hatred for the country and the family.

She is an electronic ghost born on the Internet in the extreme east, but for her, the extreme east does not belong to her home, the entire Internet is her home and a place that belongs to her.She has a good impression of the extreme east, and she will be sad if it is destroyed, but that's all.So it was really hard for her to understand Bai Sumu's psychology.

"It's good if you don't understand, just be your scallion essence, you don't need to understand."

Shirasumu didn't explain to Hatsune Miku, some things Miku will understand slowly, and some things Miku won't understand.If you don’t understand, then you don’t understand. To understand everything is easy to cause pain to yourself.

"Right."

Hatsune Miku nodded in agreement.For her, it is enough to be an electronic ghost who eats and waits to die, waiting to become a human and marry Xiaobai, without thinking too much.

Wanting to plant the hatred between Huajia and Jidong, she might as well think about what games she should play, what she should eat later, and whether she should enjoy a cat massage.

Bai Sumu didn't think too much about such things, he was born as a cat, there are many things he can't do, even if he was born as a human, there are many things he can't do.

Be a mediocre cat, write songs, write novels, marry wives... people.

"war?"

Bai Sumu asked.

"Don't fight, we're working on a video together."

Hatsune Miku shook her head, she was making a video for "March Rain".

In the new year, [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] will also release a new song, other people's songs can be cooed until April, and Tianyi's song "March Rain" must be released in March Row.

If it was released in April, everyone would definitely say things like "redefining March" and "Luoli March".

[Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] The songs sung by the six people are almost finished, and they will release new songs in March or April.

Hatsune Miku's "Love Word Leaf", Yanhe's "KILL MY EYES", Xinhua's "A Walker", Le Zhengling's "Fox War", and Le Zhenglongya's "Su Yan".

Don't ask why Lezheng Longya's song is "Su Yan", because Xu Song is called Xiaolongya.

Bai Sumu is not worried that Xu Song, the plaintiff who will become a "double-material agent pangolin" in another world, will sue Lezheng Longya. This world does not have "Su Yan" and many non-mainstream Big Three songs that should have been released. This allowed him to copy as much as he wanted.

April 4 is Le Zhengling's birthday, it's "12 vs 80, I have the advantage", stop, don't say any more, the river crab beast and its most loyal fan, Auditing Ape, are watching from the sky.

It has been sanctioned by the review ape, so it is better to stop "the state of vigorous vitality and all things competing for development".

Le Zhengling planned to release the song "Battle Fox" on her birthday, it had no special meaning, it was just to celebrate her birthday with her fans.

In this world, Lezheng Longya's birthday is on the same day as Lezhengling's, so Longya also released "Su Yan" on April 4th.His fans are not as many as Ah Ling's, but they are quite active, including female fans he likes.

Lezheng Longya doesn't have any special hobbies for female fans, let alone any needs, he just thinks that having female fans is awesome and he can brag in front of his friends.

Did you know, Master is a well-known~ famous~ (prolonged tone) Internet singer on the Internet, and has a lot of female fans. You scumbags who don't have girlfriends and haven't even touched girls know how powerful you are.

Lezheng Longya always likes to say such things to his cronies, and the consequences of this are that he is despised, ridiculed, and ridiculed by his friends at least, and he is pressed on the table and beaten or a plant.

Boys always play more openly in class, and I don’t know why, they like to say things like “I’ll kill you” and “I’ll die with you”, and then push my friends against the table, wall, bed, and corridor Started twitching like a teddy on the fence.

Or a guy sitting on another guy's lap.

Generally, a person sits on a person's lap. Of course, it does not rule out that a person sits on a person's lap, another person sits on the lap of the person on his lap, and the person on the lap of the person on his lap Another person sat on his lap.

If the stool being sat on could talk, it might say "MMP!"

Often at this time, there will be boys who are more sculpted or coquettish and will shake below.

In the eyes of girls, the behavior of boys may be G-ay in G-ay, but in the eyes of boys, this is a fun behavior.For example, a Taishan crushes the opponent to death, or thinks that the opponent is just his dragon chair, or sits on it to disgust the opponent and pretends to be a girl and says something like "your legs are so hard".

Just because boys like to sit on boys' laps doesn't mean boys like to sit on girls' laps.Because it's okay for a boy to sit on a boy's lap, but it's abnormal for a boy to sit on a girl's lap.

Luo Tianyi couldn't understand the perverted joy of the boys. She looked at the cat on her lap, and then at several boys sitting on a boy's lap.

Although she couldn't understand it, she was greatly shocked.

What Luo Tianyi didn't know was that when the boys in their class were doing such things, Lezheng Longya and his friends upstairs in Class 7, Year 9 were doing the same thing as the boys in Class [-], Year [-] .

However, Lezheng Longya and the others are challenging the limit, how many people the bottom people can bear.

Lezheng Longya felt like he was going to die, he was like a camel, if there was another straw, he would have to go to see Lord Hades in the dark.

As for the reason?

That's because he is the one who sits on the stool and bears the unbearable weight of life with the stool and challenges the limit.

Volume 153: Her Royal Highness The World's No. [-] Princess: Chapter [-] Ba Shi

In the new semester, Luo Tianyi, Yanhe, Lezhengling, Xinhua, and Lezheng Longya are studying hard, and Hatsune Miku is playing video games, singing, becoming a singer, learning to draw, and being a painter.

Bai Sumu is obsessed with going to the zoo to see animals, teasing monkeys and unable to extricate themselves.

Because it is a cat, Bai Sumu can walk around in the zoo freely and go wherever he wants.

The zoo staff were upset when they saw the wandering black cat and did not try to drive it away to prevent the cat from straying into monkey mountain, tiger garden, crocodile pond and other places.

Last year's black cat beating Monkey Mountain was still forgotten. After all, it happened last year. The old staff in the zoo still remember it, but how could the new staff know about it, even if the old staff said it Not too much sense of reality.

seeing is believing.

This year, new zoo employees know what Elvis is.

A black cat may be the one from last year. It has appeared in the zoo since this spring. He always looks at other animals, squatting obediently outside to look at them, and jumping in to look at the monkeys at Monkey Mountain. Whenever a monkey came close, he would beat him up easily.

[daily task 2/3]

[1. Eat (completed), reward: 1 meow point]

[2. Sleep (completed), reward: 1 meow point]

[3. Hit the monkey (completed), reward: 2 meow points + virus prevention]

On the Monkey Mountain, Bai Sumu was satisfied watching the group of monkeys who dared not come up from the foot of the Monkey Mountain.

He successfully conquered Monkey Mountain in this zoo after the system kept sending him the daily task of "beating monkeys". His cat became the king of monkeys.

The monkey king who was originally under one monkey and above a hundred monkeys became under a cat and above a hundred monkeys.

The mating rights of the monkeys, the first use of food and the distribution rights are still in its hands, but the power of life and death over the monkeys is in the hands of Elvis Presley.

All monkeys must have enough respect for Elvis, and they are not allowed to disobey Elvis, or they will be beaten violently.

The staff in the zoo saw that Bai Sumu disturbed the order of the monkeys, and they were in charge of it, but no matter how many times they drove the cat away, they would always appear on the monkey mountain.

Anyway, the monkeys in the Monkey Mountain are all alive and healthy. Although it is not good to be beaten up with a black nose and a swollen face, a black cat appeared in the Monkey Mountain and became Elvis King, which made all the monkeys dare not speak out against it. This made many people Hearing about this, they all ran over to watch the cats and monkeys.

Bai Sumu won the title of "Chu Cong Primary School Cat" and "Xia Yun Middle School Cat" and "Luoshui City Zoo Cat" soon after.

The old director of the zoo didn't know his name, so he was specially named "Sheriff" because he was black. This title expressed the director's affirmation that he was just beating up the monkeys for maintaining order in the monkey group.

In April, all the members of [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] released new songs.

In the zoo, Bai Sumu listened to the new songs of his wives and brother-in-law, squinting his eyes and enjoying the lazy sun.

Last week, a weekly task of "watching a week of crocodile teeth baring" upgraded his virtual dream world again. This upgrade allowed him to listen to songs, watch dramas and play games in reality even without closing his eyes and entering the dreamland. game.

In his perspective, there can be a virtual screen that only he can see and no one else can see. This screen comes from the computer in his dream. In reality, he can use the mouse and keyboard to type with his mind.

This allows him to play the game with his hands free, just like Miku.Simply relying on the boss to manipulate the game characters to achieve "cheating" that is not considered cheating.

Generally speaking, Miku can use the keyboard and mouse to play games. Playing with the mind is too much, and the operation can be done as soon as the brain thinks about it. Playing some games feels like sacrificing the family tree. big brother.

FPS games are not technology, but they are better than technology, such as "self-aiming", "head lock", and "headshot".

Both Bai Sumu and Hatsune Miku knew that playing games in this way would be meaningless, so even with such a built-in cheat, they still played the game normally with the keyboard and mouse.

Shirasumu's game level is above the middle level, Hatsune Miku's game level is at a professional level, and they don't need built-in cheats to play the game.

After sleeping on his stomach for a while, Bai Sumu woke up. He wandered around the zoo without any problems, seeing giraffes, elephants, and pandas.

"Hmm~!"

Suddenly, when Bai Sumu was looking at the panda, the giant panda named Qibao barked. This was the first time Bai Sumu heard the cry of a panda in reality.

The sounds of pandas are more complicated, including "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm' to ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hearing the giant panda's voice, Bai Sumu was startled. What surprised him was not the panda's "hmm", but the meaning of the panda's cry he heard.

"What are you looking at?!"

When Bai Sumu understood the panda's cry, the panda's voice automatically appeared in his head.

"Meow?" Bai Sumu tilted his head, and squatting on the fence, he looked at Qibao in the pool below and replied in doubt, "Meow? (What are you looking at?)"

"Yeah!" Try another look?

I don't know why, but the habitat of pandas is mainly in Sichuan, in the mountains around the Sichuan Basin.Even if the panda doesn’t speak Sichuan dialect, it should speak Southwest dialect, let alone Gansu dialect, where pandas are also found in Gansu.

What does your Northeast dialect mean?

Bai Sumu really couldn't understand why a panda spoke with a Northeast accent, but it didn't prevent him from speaking back.

"Meow, meow!" Just try it.

"Hmm. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?" You to come down to grandpa.See if I don't kill you.Hmmmm?

Qibao in the pool was furious. Sitting on the tree, he was about to get down from the tree when he suddenly realized something was wrong, and it screamed excitedly.

"Yeah!" You can talk!

"Meow?" Otherwise.

Bai Sumu looked at Qibao puzzled, he is not dumb, why can't he speak.