Mr. Cat in Luo Tianyi's family can't get up

I don't know which seven lucky people have cultivated the blessings of eight lifetimes tonight, so that this cute little kitten can scare him.

With the image of a black cat and the ability to liquefy, he is not worried that he will not be able to scare people, but he is worried that he will scare people to death.

Bai Sumu didn't scare people in the community. After this, there were no people in the community, even if someone came back from night shift, he wouldn't scare them.

The rabbit doesn't even eat the grass beside the nest, so how can he scare the people around the nest.

Of course, those who want to scare are the gangsters and street sneakers who are still walking outside at night and doing nothing, or sneaking around.

Tonight, he is Super Cat, the Dark Knight Catman.

Moose action, beep beep beep beep!

No, cat action, meow meow meow meow!

Ducking!

After becoming the cat of Tianyi's family, Bai Sumu went out at night for the first time, full of freshness.

He doesn't look forward to the story of a hero saving the beauty with his own appearance, and the beauty promises him with his body. Let's see if there are any bad guys and dogs who want to do bad things.

A black cat was wandering on the sidewalk. After midnight, there were no vehicles or pedestrians on the road.

Bai Sumu had a clear goal and ran towards the train station. The train station was quite far from the community, but he had enough time in the long night.

The train station is a mixed bag, and there are all kinds of people. Going there is the best way to scare people, and maybe you can fight crime.

On the way to the train station, Bai Sumu saw many small animals.

Stray cats, stray dogs, stray weasels, stray mice, stray horses.

Ah no, weasels and mice are purely wild, they are not strays. Where did the horse come from? I don’t know who lost the horse, maybe it was Mr. Yun and Mr. Hua Teng.

It didn't take long for Bai Sumu to arrive at the train station.

The late night train station is not as lively as the daytime train station. The daytime train station is often full of aunts who lure guests to sleep and lure guests to bed. This night there is no such thing.

However, two hair salons near the train station with ambiguous pink lights are still open.

Bai Sumu was very curious about hair salons when he was a child, but he was still curious when he grew up, but he found that the hair salons in his city had basically disappeared, or the industry had been upgraded.After crossing into a cat, he became even more curious when he saw this hair salon.

go in and see?

Bai Sumu hesitated for three seconds, turned his head and left.

Look at the hammer, what's interesting, the lost girl in it was rescued by someone else, it has nothing to do with him as a kitten.

Just as Bai Sumu was leaving, he heard the sound of a car behind him, and turned around to see several police cars getting on and off and many policemen.

Good guy, with such a big battle, it's almost the end of the year, right?

Hope people are okay.

Bai Sumu prayed for a second for the lost girl inside and the person who saved the lost girl, and then gloated and ran away.

Fortunately, I was not curious to take a look. I might be arrested if I read it. If I was arrested, it might make local funny news.

If it really happened, it would be embarrassing, maybe people will make it into a meme, and it will become a meme that will be circulated forever.

At night, Bai Sumu looked for his prey at and near the train station.

Just as he thought, here he really found a street stalker who was going to sneak around.

He was not polite either, appearing ghostly behind a sneaky person who wanted to steal something, and yelled in an extremely penetrating voice, which unsurprisingly startled the person, and at the same time let the person who was almost stolen find out No, quickly distance yourself from this person and walk away quickly.

"Grass, dead cat!"

The thief who almost succeeded was taken aback, and cursed unhappily when he saw the black cat running away.

Originally, Bai Sumu wanted to scare the man and then went to find the next target, but the little cat couldn't listen to this. His tail, which became more flexible because of the daily task rewards, rolled up a small stone and threw it at the man.

"what."

Hearing an unexpected shout, Bai Sumu left contentedly.

One person was scared, and there were six others. I don't know if there are so many street thugs to scare him today.

He's a cat, he can't go inside the station, it's too conspicuous, so he can only be scary outside the station.

But in this winter, no one would stay outside the station with nothing to do. Passengers would go inside the station, and some thieves would buy cheap tickets to enter the station to find targets. Street thieves would generally not be so dedicated outside the station where there were no people. wait.

One night, after Bai Sumu found a suitable target to scare again, he did not find a new suitable target to scare.

Bai Sumu went to the dreamland to check the time, and felt that it was time to go back. If he went back too late and ran back to the community from the train station, maybe it would be dawn, and it would be troublesome if Tianyi woke up and couldn't find him.

On the way back, Bai Sumu saw another horse running on the road yearning for freedom. He saw a black and white horse before, but now he saw a chestnut horse.

Hey, the colors of these two horses are similar, they can't really be the horses of Huateng pendant and Yun pendant.

Bai Sumu's mind was wide open, he thought for a while and shook his head, amused by his naive thoughts.How could those two pendants have horses? This horse must not belong to them.

Before dark, Bai Sumu returned home.

Not surprisingly, he has been quite busy this week. Whether it is cuteness or lack of virtue, it is not an easy task to complete under the premise that he wants to be a "silly girl".

Volume 87: Her Royal Highness The World's No. [-] Princess: Chapter [-] As we all know, there are five of the Four Heavenly Kings

Time is ticking, winter vacation is coming.

Bai Sumu went to Xiayun Middle School to pick up Yanhe and Luo Tianyi as always, and occasionally went to Class 1, Year 9 to see Xinhua and Lezheng Longya while waiting for school.

Since he wrote his QQ number in front of Xinhua that day, and let Xinhua chat on QQ if he had anything to say or anyone who asked, Xinhua never came to him again.

On QQ, Bai Sumu didn't tell Xinhua that he was a time traveler, but that he was a cat demon who was cultivating and was still in the process of transforming into a human.

No witch cast a spell on him, and he was not cursed. Kiss, throwing a wall and drinking blood could not turn him into a human. All her actions were meaningless.

Expecting him to become a human can only wait for him to slowly cultivate into a master.

Xinhua didn't understand the sentence "You are not allowed to become a master after the founding of the People's Republic of China", but she believed it under Bai Sumu's swearing statement.

Xinhua is immersed in her own world after reading too many novels, it's not that she doesn't understand Maoyanren's words, she has to believe what Bai Sumu said.

This made her a little disappointed. She didn't expect that Bai Sumu was not a cursed magical creature, but an ordinary cat demon in cultivation.

Having said that, she is still very happy to know a cat demon. She did not expect that there are really fairies in this reality.

In order to prevent Xinhua from coming to him for nothing, Bai Sumu fooled Xinhua into saying that there are ghosts in this world, but it can’t be said to be fooling, there can be electronic ghosts on the Internet, and there may be ghosts in reality.

He told Xinhua that 5:7 pm to [-]:[-] pm is the time of encountering demons, and there will be demons and ghosts appearing.If you run around, you might meet them and let them catch you.

For this reason, he also told Xinhua some examples, some were real cases, and some were supernatural incidents he was talking about.In short, the meaning is to go home early after school, and don't come to the community to look for him again. If you come to look for him according to the "law of attraction between supernatural beings", you may encounter ghosts and ghosts appearing around him.

The "Law of Attraction of Supernatural Beings" is Bai Sumu's nonsense. It means that his cat demon is a supernatural existence. According to the rules of heaven, he will attract each other with other supernatural beings, even if he is with other supernatural beings. Avoid intentionally, and meet in the future due to various accidents and coincidences.

What Bai Sumu said made Xinhua both scared and curious.In order to prevent Xinhua from coming to him again, the ghost stories told by Bai Sumu are particularly horrifying, and many of the protagonists in them are junior high school students and high school students who came home late.

This made Xinhua really obedient and obedient and stopped looking for him, but in reality he didn't look for it, which doesn't mean he didn't look for it online. Xinhua contacted Bai Sumu every week during the holidays and asked him whether this cat demon was becoming Luo Tianyi's family. Before the cat, especially the colorful experience before the founding of the People's Republic of China.

Bai Sumu had the experience of fooling Hatsune Miku, and he was familiar with fooling Xinhua, a junior high school student.The cat story he told Hatsune Miku was the interstellar version of "My Struggle If I Fail the Exam, World War II", and the stories he told Xinhua were "Ghost Blowing the Lantern", "Tomb Raiders Notes" and the modern history of humiliation and revival in China .

In the story he told Xinhua, he had gone through many generations of masters, including the Eight Banners master, the warlord, the big landlord, the revolutionist, the grave robber, Zhu Shimao, ah no, there was a man with thick eyebrows and big eyes who looked the same as Zhu Shimao farmer.

These stories are all modified and stitched based on the animations, novels, movies, TV series and school history that I have watched.

It's really more than enough to fool Xinhua. Hatsune Miku knew that Bai Sumu joined in after making up a story to fool an ignorant girl. It's not that he joined in to deceive Xinhua, but joined the ranks of reminders to listen to Bai Sumu's storytelling.

Stories such as "The master of Beijing is the master, and the master of the Eight Banners has nothing to do except eat and drink", "Marshal, the emperor has arrived", "People light candles, ghosts blow lamps" and other stories.

Some stories sound joyful, while others sound heavy. In Bai Sumu’s story, he became a cat who has experienced the vicissitudes of a flower planter for hundreds of years, and witnessed the rise and fall of the country from the perspective of a cat. Personal downfall.

Bai Sumu told these stories to Xinhua mainly to cultivate Xinhua's patriotism.This child can read romance novels into his brain, and he is worried that the era of high traffic will come in the future.The appearance of the Four Emperors Li Yifeng, Lu Han, Wu Yifan, Cai Xukun, and Xiao Zhan distracted Xinhua.

Ask why there are five emperors?It is common knowledge that there are five of the Four Heavenly Kings, so it is not uncommon to have five of the Four Emperors.

Pure bar is fine, pure bar is pure black, sweating soybeans take the lead in the charge.

Bai Sumu doesn't like traffic stars very much, mainly because of his poor acting skills, fanatical fans, bastards and demons.

He doesn't bother to care about other people, but he feels that the people around him need to keep them rational and sober, and let them understand whether it is necessary to chase traffic stars.

Speaking of which, can traffic stars really be considered stars?No acting skills, no good lines, professional facial paralysis, and the basic skills of the actors are not up to standard. Even the traffic niche who went to the idol school who relied on their faces to make a living in the last era are vases with enough basic skills.

Why some people can't even make vases well?

Bai Sumu couldn't understand, and didn't want to understand, anyway, there were too many bad things in the entertainment industry, even being an outsider felt troublesome.Anyway, the era of high traffic in the future is the general trend, so he can just lie down and accept it.

You chase after your traffic star, I see my stupid [beep——! 】Isayama, everyone has a bright future, let Gotham fall into darkness together.

Bai Sumu is not telling Xinhua not to chase stars. If people like celebrities in the future, let her like them. Let her pay attention to the difference between reality and the Internet. Be a normal person in reality and a normal person on the Internet. Don't play too much Weibo, Xiaohongshu, Kuaishou, Douyin, and Station B are just fine.

Which software is easy to become a valuable if you play too much and indulge in it.

As the winter vacation is approaching, Le Zhengling, who has to study hard for the final exam, has gradually reduced the time to chat with Bai Sumu. She really hopes to chat with Bai Sumu, but she wants to listen to Bai Sumu's words, "Study hard, Make progress every day" and become a "specially poor student" who chooses between "Wudaokou Vocational and Technical School" and "Yuanmingyuan Vocational and Technical College".

Like Le Zhengling, Yan He was reviewing his homework, preparing for a good grade in the final exam and having a pleasant winter vacation.Luo Tianyi was also reviewing, but her review was fishing for three days and drying the net for two days.

In the 10 minutes of reading, I spent 7 minutes petting the cat.

In the other 3 minutes, I rested my chin in meditation for 1 minute, and looked at the scenery outside the window for 1 minute, lamenting that today's weather is just right, suitable for sleeping, watching TV, and playing games.

I was reading a book for the last minute.

Finally, on the night before the exam, Luo Tianyi, who had learned from the pain, was reviewing after eating and before going to bed, and then she got a good result in the final exam.

Volume 88 Her Royal Highness The World's No. [-] Princess: Chapter [-] Soft and Fragrant

winter vacation.

Yan He's family and Luo Tianyi's family left Luoshui City, and Bai Sumu, who did not leave Luoshui City, became Le Zhengling's cat.

"The Mr. Cat of Luo Tianyi's Family Can't Work Up" is over, "The Mr. Cat at Le Zhengling's Family Can't Work Up" Bai Xuedao, a dignified serialization!

Le Zhengling's house is quite big, and when Bai Sumu gets tired from playing, he can sleep on the cat litter that A Ling specially bought for him.

Bai Sumu didn't sleep in Le Zhengling's cat litter, but with Ah Ling in his lap, he must have slept on someone else's lap, how could he go back to the cold and still need his own warm cat litter.

Where can there be a beautiful girl's lap pillow incense in the cat's nest?

Ah Ling's legs are soft and fragrant, hehe??.

Bai Sumu lay on Le Zhengling's lap, chatting with A Ling in the dream with his eyes closed.

Le Zhengling was chatting with Bai Sumu, she never thought that her lover would be a cat, let alone that the cat enjoying the lap pillow on her lap was her favorite Bai Sumu.

The relationship between Bai Sumu and Le Zhengling is now more like the relationship between a drum washing machine and a Maori unicorn than before.

Edogawa Conan is a famous detective who looks like a little boy, but his intelligence is too ordinary. Bai Sumu is an LSP who looks like a cat, but eats a heart but is too ordinary.

They are quite similar in many ways. Fortunately, Bai Sumu is not similar to Conan in the matter of where to die. It would be terrifying if they were similar.

While humming the song "Childish War", Le Zhengling chatted with Bai Sumu about Lezheng Longya.

Before, Bai Sumu wanted Lezheng Longya to become a singer, and Lezheng Ling agreed for his brother, but Lezheng Longya, who was busy playing games with friends, finally refused.

Originally, Lezheng Longya was not interested in singing, but after seeing the popularity of his younger sister Aling's songs, Tianyi's songs and Yanhe's songs, he felt that singing is not bad.

Isn't there a small amount of money to be made in this singing? Don’t look at Miku’s, one of her two songs became a hit at N Station, and the other bloodbathed N Station, she may be born to sing.

Those with reference value are Aling, Tianyi and Yanhe.If they can sing well, then maybe they can become popular by singing themselves.

Tianyi and Yan didn't know him well, but he knew enough about his stupidity.Since his stupid sister can sing and become popular, why can't he.

So in order to have a small amount of money to go online and recharge Q coins, Lezheng Longya approached Bai Sumu in the group and asked him if he could become a singer.

Lezheng Longya was willing to become the singer Bai Sumu couldn't ask for, so he wrote two songs for Lezheng Longya, one was "Dissidents" and the other was "Childish War" with A Ling.

"Childish War" was originally sung by Kagamine Twins, Le Zhengling and Le Zheng Longya's "Childish War" is a cover song, but this world does not know whether there are Kagamine Twins, he has never met, and he just met He might not necessarily become a singer when he comes to others, so he thought it would be good to let this song be sung by A Ling and Long Ya.

The song "Children's War" must have come out later than "Dissenters". Le Zhengling had enough time to learn this song, so it was quite suitable for her.

At home, Le Zhengling didn't talk about arguing with Lezheng Longya every day, every two days, even once a week, sometimes, quarrels are quarrels, and if they quarrel, they are squabbles.

At this time, Lezheng Longya was not at home, and seeing his sister occupying the computer, he ran out to find friends and friends to go online.

In fact, even if Le Zhengling didn't occupy the computer, Lezheng Longya might go to the Internet cafe to surf the Internet even if he had a small pocket.It is the smell of cigarettes and other strange smells that often appear in Internet cafes that he does not like.

The setting isn't great either, with the occasional "police raid in progress".

But even so, Lezheng Longya still enjoys going to the Internet cafe to play games.

Le Zhengling didn't chat with Bai Sumu for too long, the weather was too cold, her hands were cold after playing on the computer for a long time, and her feet were cold even if she didn't move for a long time.

Lezheng’s home has an air conditioner, but unfortunately, the air conditioner in their home is an old-fashioned one, which can cool but not heat.