Mr. Cat in Luo Tianyi's family can't get up

On a sunless night, Lezheng Longya fell ill as usual.

Bai Sumu cursed Lezheng Longya mercilessly, good guy, really good guy, it turns out that Long Ya wanted to go to the custom shop, he just wanted him to go, so he could complain after he went in.

Damn it, really damn it.

"It's so boring. I thought I could meet cute girls in Two-dimensional when I came to the extreme east. Sure enough, it's impossible for three-dimensional girls to be as cute as Two-dimensional."

Lezheng Longya lay on the bed and sighed.

He knows that it is impossible for him to like paper people all his life. Occasionally, when he sees other people falling in love, he will sometimes feel excited, and wants to find a realistic girlfriend, not because he will not respond in Two-dimensional, and every now and then A cardboard man with a thick dimensional wall.

It's a pity that this trip to the Far East made him very disappointed. Not to mention girls like anime, he didn't see the cute, gentle, and energetic Sakura girl.On the contrary, I met two open-minded young ladies of Italy, and I wanted to have sex with him and Mo Ke when I met for the first time.

The problem is, this is not the unfolding that he wants, what he wants is to meet love at the corner, bump into the beautiful girl who is eager to go to school, and then rub the spark of love.

Just, there's just one problem.

The f*cking reality is summer vacation, the flower planter is summer vacation, and the extreme east is also summer vacation, no matter how much he thinks, it is impossible for him to meet a beautiful girl who is in a hurry to go to school!

"Ah, how can I repair it, why, why can't I marry a paper man!"

"I want to marry Asuna, Sanhua Reya, Emilia, Damengshen, Paojie, why, why can't I marry Shana, I can't marry Kuangsan, I can't marry CC, I can't marry Hui Yuan Ai got married, why!"

Lezheng Longya patted the bed helplessly and furiously.

"There are a lot of people you want to marry."

Jingyinlian and Lezheng Longya didn't know each other very well before, but only started to get acquainted with each other during this trip. He knew that Longya had a lot of wives, but he didn't expect that there would be so many, and he was the one who Longya wanted to marry. wife.

"Where are there too many, no matter how many two-dimensional wives are, it is not too many. I don't want to have a guy and have four girlfriends."

When Le Zhengling said this, she was looking at Bai Sumu.

No matter how many wives A Zhai has, there is no problem, after all, they are false, but some people have four girlfriends, and this problem is very big, very big.

Although everyone likes the fact that Bai Sumu has four girlfriends, it is really unacceptable to think about it carefully.

How can there be four girlfriends, all of whom are beautiful, know each other's existence, and are willing to accept each other.

What kind of harem novel is this, how is it possible in reality, well, this is reality, this is what is happening in real reality.

Only novels need to talk about logic, reality does not, because reality is more bloody than fiction.

"..."

Bai Sumu was chatting with Luo Tianyi, he never expected that Lezheng Longya would set fire to himself.

What happened to four girlfriends, not five girlfriends, six girlfriends, really.

Bai Sumu shook his head, decided not to talk to Lezheng Longya, put on the headset and started a voice call with Tianyi.He wants to be here with Tianyi, Aling, Miku, Feifei and the others, deliberately throwing dog food to Longya.

Hmph, pointing at Sang and scolding Huai, wait.

Volume 597 College Life Is So Happy: Chapter [-] Do You Choose to Be a Coward for a Lifetime or a Hero for Five Seconds

20 years old.

At night, Xinhua leaned against the window and looked up at the moon.

In a night alone, it is easy to suppress the clouds.

Jingyinling fell asleep, Xinhua had no one to talk to, she was alone in a small emo.

At the age of 20, although I have not accomplished everything, I feel that I have not become a big deal.

[Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] member, popular singer, "The Flower Planter Has a Hip-Hop Champion", counting myself seems, um, it seems that I don't need to be depressed, after all, many 20-year-olds like her can't do this.

But, but, but, she is 20 years old, but she doesn't have a boyfriend yet.

Girls don't necessarily have to find boys when they fall in love. The problem is that she can't find girls either.

She really wants to taste the bitterness of love and taste the sweetness of love.

Those with high EQ said she yearned for freedom, while those with low EQ said she was yearning for spring.

When traveling, no matter where you go, as long as you go outside, you can see pairs of mandarin ducks.

This made her, who was envious and jealous, couldn't help but want to find a stick to beat them.

Why can't love be as simple as singing.

Xinhua looked at the sun, she knew that if she lowered her requirements, she could find a boyfriend casually, and she could find a boyfriend without lowering the requirements, but when she was alone, she wanted to fall in love, but when she really had the chance to fall in love, she didn’t want to. .

Simply put, it is hypocritical.

Love is really a word that is both close and far away.

Why can't she meet the sweet love like in Two-dimensional? Even at home, she can meet love knocking on the door.

Surely people can't be generalized, like Tianyi, who found love when he picked up a cat.

Why is there only one black cat in this world? It would be great if there were two. If there is no second black cat, there is only one white cat. It’s fine if it’s not a cat or a dog. Fox, it's fine if it's a little pig.

Anyway...

"Ugh."

Xinhua sighed.

20 years have passed in my life like this. I said I did something, but when I think about it, I feel that I didn’t do anything, just go to school, sing, dance.

Do you want to spend your life like this?

No, no, it's impossible, it's impossible to go to school for a lifetime, and she feels that she can't do it when she is 30 years old if she sings and dances.I'm 20 years old, and I feel like I'm going to be on my third year soon.

At the age of 30, I will not still sing, dance, and rap on stage, and live broadcast in my daily life.

Isn't this too pathetic.

In the middle of the night, it is always easy for people to think wildly. The more they think about it, the more confused their heads become, and the more confused and sad they become.

Xinhua was not born as a human being, I'm sorry, I just feel like I'm already twenty, and in a blink of an eye I'm already this big, and my parents...

"Forget it, go to sleep. It's useless to think about it. There are monsters and electronic ghosts in this world. Miku also said that there are real ghosts. They should die and become ghosts."

Xinhua patted her face and didn't think about strange things anymore.

Go to sleep, go to sleep, sleep well, sleep with sister Sakura.

She just sleeps decently, she is not a dishonest person like Heixiu, and her sexual orientation is boys, no matter handsome or cute boys, as long as she wears a handle, she will be fine.

At night, not everyone is emo like Xinhua.

Bai Sumu and Hatsune Miku happily played games in the virtual world.

Serious game.

Bai Sumu doesn't want to play the dishonest game, because he is very powerless against the omnipotent Miku in the virtual world.In the real world, he can absolutely suppress Miku, but in the virtual world, he can't. Instead, he is severely suppressed by Miku.

The trip to the Far East was planned for three weeks like this, but it actually took a little over a week, and half of the week was spent in a hotel.

In the end, Bai Sumu didn't do some big things. The main reason is that he can't be a virtual singer after he became Miku, and when will he repay his grievances? Let him slaughter eagle sauce, kill chickens, sweep the world, and establish the Third Emperor, cough, cough cough, cough cough cough, the Third International.

He has a clear understanding of himself, he is suitable for survival in the daily world, such as the history channel, fantasy channel, fantasy channel, supernatural channel, and infinite comprehensive channel are not suitable for him to survive.

He is just a casual person, not the kind of hard-core and ruthless person.

His dream is not to save the common people in Liming, but to unify the world and go to the universe. His dream is to go home, take his wives to show off at the comic exhibition in his hometown, and make all the netizens envy and hate him for having four wives, and even with V The family singers are very similar, and although he doesn't get a certificate, he is married to them all.

At that time, posting photos and Vlogs on the Internet every day, either to show affection, or to spread dog food, or even if there are single dogs who are not interested, they will be kicked to show them the ugly faces of couples when they are in love.

A pity, a pity.

Although he was a little sad, Bai Sumu was still not at the level of emo. After all, Miku was playing games with him, and he was not taking his sister, but his sister was taking him, which made him feel quite happy.Just standing in the autistic grass and watching Cheng Lu eat the thread and push the tower made him uncomfortable.

Is this the strength of the champion top laner of this year's "League of Legends" S game? Although he hasn't started the S game yet, but he knows that if nothing happens to him in the future, IG will win the championship. After all, last year's game was a replay, and this year's game Still a replica.

Speaking of who won the championship in S11.

Bai Sumu crossed over on October 21, 10. After all, it was his death day, and he remembered it very clearly.

As long as that day passes, I won't know anything about the future. If I know, it's a dream, and the memory in the dream and the memory in reality are confused.

Probably because he was beaten to the point of being insane, Bai Sumu's soul was no longer in the game, but went to other places to wander around.

Miku and his teammates are trying to lead him, but he has already fled from the autistic grass, bah, turned into the front tooth tower and shivered.

Behind him is the front tooth tower and the main crystal, and he has no way to retreat.

Do you choose to be a coward for a lifetime, or a hero for five seconds?

Bai Sumu looked at the hero he was playing, the flame of Shanyin, Aoun, and then at the desert spider opposite (correct), and gritted his teeth.

Damn, I'm a coward!

Cowardly, admit cowardly if you should admit cowardly.

Miku worked so hard in this round, and the opponent was still the teammate who taunted Miku in the previous round, even if he went to jail, he would win this round.

The most important thing is, what a coward for a lifetime, this is less than 10 minutes.

What's more, rushing out from above, with my own equipment, I really can't hold it for five seconds.

It's just going to jail, he's used to playing with Miku a lot.

Bai Sumu's attitude is very Buddhist. After all, he is often imprisoned on the road. If he is not Buddhist, he would have been full of malice to the world.

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PS: Push the book "Creating a Basement in Teresan"

Introduction: After time travel, there is a system called Liev, who asked me [Shangyang Cheng] to show her the funny documents.

That's fine, let me present a beautiful [basement] to this world of horse racing girls who are heading towards the [peak] and [crazy]!

.....What?

I'm the one shutting down in the basement?

...... You don't want to run away either!

PS2: It turns out that most of the authors have been unbanned a long time ago, and they all passed the review in seconds. Only me and some other unlucky authors still need to review and review. MD, the chapters published earlier have to be re-examined for every word modification. It's really a shrimp head.

Volume 598 College Life Is So Happy: Chapter [-] Hard to Say

"I am back!"

As soon as he got out of the airport, Luo Tianyi, who was sleepy on the plane, had a mental outlook.

The trip to the Far East is over, not so well.

"Quarantine for fifteen days."

Bai Sumu sighed.

You don't need to be quarantined when you go to the Far East, but you need to be quarantined when you come back.

This year, the epidemic has become more serious, and most countries around the world have opened the battle royale mode, especially Ying Jiang, the death toll is like that of Paradox players playing games.

Like the Far East.

Their travel is actually risky. Fortunately, Bai Sumu has time to wrap the scarf, and the big one can be used as a shroud. At night, he will use any door to run to each room while everyone is asleep. Cover everyone.

He was a bit unlucky in this, and at night, he ran into something embarrassing and hard to say for both him and the client.

Bai Sumu thought of this and looked at Xinhua, Xinhua seemed to look at Bai Sumu with a feeling.

The moment the two of them communicated, they both turned their heads in opposite directions at the same time.

A night with a dark moon and high winds, no sun, no orangutans, and no comets.

In the dark room, there was the suppressed panting of the girl.

Really, Bai Sumu really didn't expect that four o'clock in the morning is the time when Xinhua should go to sleep normally. He opened any door to restore Xinhua and Jingyinling to the state before going abroad. He never expected that he would listen to To the incredible sound.

Like Bai Sumu, Xinhua didn't expect it. She knew that Bai Sumu would come to cover people with this thing at night, but that night she was probably facing the air conditioner by the window, and was blown by the cool air of the air conditioner for a long time, Or maybe she was emoing in her head and forgot about the white sumu, and she wanted to mess with the color.

I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it, it was too late when I thought of it.

Xinhua decided that her life was over, and Bai Sumu felt that Xinhua might be broken because of this incident, maybe she would be angry from the heart, and the evil would grow out of her heart, evil thoughts appeared in her heart, and she wanted to sharpen her sword Fuck this cute and innocent poor cat to death.

This made him and Xinhua very embarrassed from the day after that night until now, they didn't dare to look at each other, and when they wanted to have a good chat, he didn't dare to open their mouths, and Xinhua didn't look too good at it. willing to speak.

So be it, maybe it will be forgotten after a long time.