Mr. Cat in Luo Tianyi's family can't get up

"I don't believe it, but I will tell you."

Bai Sumu said solemnly.

"Come and do something fun?"

Luo Tianyi said provocatively.She didn't believe that Bai Sumu could attack her in the dormitory, so she said this very recklessly.If she was at home, where she and the cat were in the same room, she wouldn't dare to say that.She was worried that after she said this, Hei Xiu would hit the snake with a stick, and the smelly and shameless would be...

Needless to say the latter, the old rules, everyone understands it, and it is impolite to say it, it is easy to summon the external gods and beasts to review, trigger the effect - the death gaze of the river crab.

"Da baa, baa baa, don't be shy."

Bai Sumu crossed his hands and refused.

He is a cat, how can he do such a thing.

This is not the world of books, but the world of everyday life. What cats and cats should do is fish carefree, not push people like the butter protagonist, but think about how to push people.

What's more, he doesn't need to take the initiative, Feifei, A Ling, and Miku will take the initiative.

If he doesn't go to the mountain, the mountain will come to him.

In the dormitory, Bai Sumu didn't transform for a long time, because the door was open, he was worried that someone would come to Tianyi, so after arguing with Tianyi, he turned into a cat, and after turning back into a cat, he continued to "meow meow meow" and swear .Anyway, Tianyi couldn't understand what he was meowing, as long as he kept meowing, Tianyi felt that he was talking about her, which made him no longer need to use curse words, "meow meow meow" was enough.

When kittens quarrel, they are never worried about losing.Even if your vocabulary is poor, the person being scolded will not be able to understand what you are barking at, but will just make up the swearing vocabulary by himself and turn it into scolding himself.

When Xinhua, Yanhe, and Le Zhengling came back, they saw this scene. The black cat on the bed was meowing non-stop, and Luo Tianyi sitting under the bed was also "meowing". stop.Neither of them could understand what the two were meowing about, but they could tell from the louder and louder meowing that their quarrel was very intense.

"Meow!"

"Meow meow!"

"Meow meow meow!"

"Meow meow meow!"

One person and one cat don't know what they are calling, they are simply comparing who meows more, who meows louder, and meows fiercer.

"You guys, what are you doing?"

Yan He was confused when he saw the two cats meowing.

"Like two dogs."

Le Zhengling accidentally said what was in her heart.

"To the point, right, and to the point."

Xinhua didn't know when she learned a sentence that Bai Sumu seldom said.

"Aling, what are you talking about? I'm barking like a dog!"

Luo Tianyi's eyes were as wide as copper bells, and he glared at Le Zhengling angrily, with as fierce an expression as he could.It's a pity that her face is too cute, no matter how fierce she is, she doesn't give the impression of being fierce, but a cute and cute little animal. Not only does she not look scary, but she wants to be bullied.

If this cute face is punched down, it must be able to cry for a long time.

"But you are meowing at each other here, and this meowing is more and more like a dog barking."

Le Zhengling believed that her ears heard it right. The two of them were fine when they first came in. After a while, the noise of the quarrel became louder, and the momentum of this big meow became weaker. "Meow meow meow" began to change from "woof woof".

If they hadn't seen it outside the dormitory, they might have thought there was a dog mess in the dormitory.

Picture: "Le Zheng Ling", location: "Images/1659374035-100280191-109135723.jpg"

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PS: I felt tired at 07:30. I wanted to take a nap at first, but it was ten o’clock when I took a nap, and then I swiped at station B, fishing and typing, and it was one o’clock.After the third shift, I went to write my porridge. This is survival, and there is life. Although no one reads porridge, I am very happy to write it. After all, I can write all the unhappiness in reality.

Volume 450 College Life Is So Happy: Chapter [-] Xinhua, Li Hua, Love Me Zhonghua

Luo Tianyi found out that he had no money.

After she realized that she always ate, drank, and slept with black, she stopped eating and drinking, but insisted on making AA with Baisumu.

She is a college student, she is about to become an adult, not a high school student, she is not a child anymore, as an adult, she cannot eat and drink for free.Even if it's a boyfriend, she thinks it's not good to eat black for nothing every day.

Although it was said that she was raising Heixiu before, but after she knew that Heixiu could change into a human being, she gradually became Heixiu raising her.

This kind of thing can't go on anymore, whether she is a pet or Heixiu is a pet, how can the owner let the cat keep it, this will not work, this will never work.

She has to be self-reliant, she has to raise a cat, and she can't let the cat raise her!

Luo Tianyi made a severance in her heart, which made her who was not rich in the first place worse.

She can eat too much, eat when she is happy, eat when she is not happy, eat when she has something to do, and eat when she has nothing to do.Although she doesn't buy cosmetics and doesn't buy much clothes, even simple food costs a lot.

The person who cooks, the soul who cooks, and the cook are all masters.

Luo Tianyi was right, but she found that after eating and drinking, her happiness disappeared a lot.

You can no longer eat unscrupulously, you can no longer buy snacks casually, and you can no longer drink whatever beverage you want.

"Being human, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

When there was no class, Luo Tianyi slumped on the chair, holding a lollipop in his right hand like a cigarette holder, while touching his stomach with his left hand and sighing nonstop.

Life is not easy, Tianyi sighs.

The air is shaking and cold, what's wrong with this world, can it be better, why, why is it like this, she, a poor little girl, can't even eat enough.

"What's wrong with you, Tian Tian was born as a human being, I'm sorry."

Xinhua, who was resting on the bed and wearing a blindfold to take a nap in the afternoon, did not fall asleep, but she couldn't bear it when she heard Luo Tianyi's words.

"The world is difficult, it is not easy to find food, bitter, too bitter, I really want to eat, I really want to drink Coke, I really want to eat hot pot, I really want to eat barbecue, I really want to eat fried noodles, I really want..."

The more Luo Tianyi talked, the more greedy he became, and the more he talked, the more sad he became.

When Hei Xiu was around, she really could eat whatever she wanted, but now she didn't want Hei Xiu to raise her, but after she wanted to raise Hei Xiu, she could only think about what she wanted to eat, and watched eagerly. .

eat?

Eat a hammer, what to eat if you have no money!

Otherwise, go to KFC to work.

Lazy Luo Tianyi wants to work part-time to earn money, but she can't, she's too greedy, she wants to eat many things, even if Fatty, Aling, Xinhua, and Miku help her, Heixu will buy her some snacks, But it was not enough for her.

Only after losing Hei Xiu did she realize how edible she used to be, and how much money she ate from Hei Xiu.

Regret, regret very much, she regrets that she no longer rubs black, but she doesn't want to do it anymore.

Although she and Heixiu are boyfriend and girlfriend, she can't eat and drink for nothing for nothing. Others, if they can't be a waste with their own efforts, then she is a real waste, and then she can only rely on Hei Xu, Fei Fei, and A Ling to be a heartless and happy rice bug.

Luo Tianyi wants to be a rice worm, and what she wants to be is the rice worm she becomes by herself.

If you have to rely on others to make salted fish, it would be too sad. Instead of being a human, you might as well be a seagull. You don’t have to think about anything except go to the pier to order French fries. You don’t have to do it. You are still a rectal animal. Pull it when you eat it, eat it when you pull it, or pull it while eating, eat it while pulling it.

"Xinxin, what do you think is the meaning of life?"

With an empty stomach and plenty of free time, Luo Tianyi had nothing to do and began to discuss questions that many people had asked, but finally found that they were meaningless.

"Could you please stop calling me that?"

Xinhua feels uncomfortable with the title "Xinxin".I don't know why, maybe in order to appear intimate, Tianyi's name for her has changed, it is no longer Xinhua, but Xinxin.She feels that there is nothing wrong with being intimate, but is "Xinxin" too, too much?

"Then Huahua? Huahua? Ah Hua? Which one do you think is better, Huahua?"

Luo Tianyi no longer called Xinhua "Xinxin", but became "Huahua".

"..."

Xinhua doesn't want to talk, if the cat is next to her, she still wants to throw a cat there.

The other party does not want to talk to you, and throws a spin-stabilized high-explosive armor-piercing dog (crossed out) cat.jpg at you.

"Huahua, tell me why your surname is Xin and not Li, so your name will be Li Hua."

Luo Tianyi said with an open mind.

"Why don't you say my surname is Aiwozhong, and it's called Aiwozhonghua?"

Xinhua didn't want to talk, but Luo Tianyi's words made it hard for her to restrain her desire to complain.

There were too many slots, and although she didn't know how to complain, she still decided to spit them out one by one.

"It's okay, but I don't have this surname. I think your surnames are Aixinjueluo, Yeherala, and Bo'erzhijin. "

Luo Tianyi's brain hole is getting bigger and bigger.

"Why don't you say that my surname is Yelu, and my name is Yeluhua?"

Xinhua rolled her eyes. If she really had this surname, she felt that she should not be a singer, but a tribal leader, unify the grassland or Jurchen tribe, and then move south.She must assign Tianyi to Ninggu Pagoda as an armored slave before sending her troops south.

"It doesn't sound good, just three words. Don't you know that an inch is long and an inch is strong? The longer your name is, the stronger your fighting power will be."

Luo Tianyi talked nonsense in a serious manner, she didn't learn from Bai Sumu for the good ones, but she learned all the bad ones from Bai Sumu.

No way, who made Bai Sumu a black cat.As the saying goes, those who are close to vermilion are red, those who are close to ink are black, and the white sumu is so black, so Luo Tianyi who is close to him is naturally black and thorough.

"Where did you hear the nonsense." Xinhua didn't want to talk to Luo Tianyi anymore, she sighed and said, "Okay, stop talking, I'm going to bed, good night, Makabaka."

"Don't sleep, you will be paralyzed when you sleep, hey, how can you sleep at your age."

Luo Tianyi uttered swear words that were not considered swear words.

"Sleep you paralyzed and get high" is a very popular meme on the Internet now, and she said this sentence naturally after surfing the Internet for a long time.She would not be so rude to outsiders, but to acquaintances, close friends, good girlfriend Xinhua, then these words can be said.

Most people are like this, they will behave and behave in front of strangers, but they like to play cheap in front of familiar people, especially in front of familiar friends.

Picture: "Xinhua", location: "Images/1659409380-100280191-109136977.jpg"

Volume 451 College Life Is Really Happy: Chapter [-] Picasso

"The only way to relieve worries is to cook rice."

"As a human being, I want to cook."

"Life is short, I want to cook."

At night, Luo Tianyi lay on the bed, chanting non-stop, chanting "dry rice", "dried rice" and "dried rice".

"Master, stop reading. I have a pack of crispy noodles here. Do you want to eat it?"

Xinhua was annoyed when she heard Luo Tianyi's murmurs. It was late at night, although it was not her bedtime, but when she was reading novels, she could always hear the sound of cooking, which made her read novels and read them. When I watched it, my thoughts were distorted, and the plot became chaotic.

"No."

Luo Tian said duplicity.

She is very greedy for Xinhua's crispy noodles, but she has to be patient, she can't eat whatever she wants, or eat when she doesn't want to.

She is about to become an adult, and now the family still pays, so she can't let go of eating. After that, she will work, and the family will stop sending money, so she can't let go of eating.

Take advantage of the time in college, get rid of the bad habit of eating too much, and become a snack.

Eating less will make your stomach smaller.

Patience, Luo Tianyi, you have to be patient, as long as you have to be patient until your stomach becomes smaller, you will be able to be full after eating a small amount of food, instead of being unable to eat no matter how much you eat.

Luo Tianyi fantasizes about a better tomorrow.If she eats less, she will have a lot of money left over, and with a lot of money, she can buy beautiful little dresses, cosmetics, and become a beautiful and delicate girl.

Endure the pain today and usher in a better tomorrow.

Come on, Luo Tianyi, you can do it, believe in yourself, oh oh oh~!

"Then can you stop howling?"

Le Zhengling spoke, she was sleeping, but Luo Tianyi's chanting made her unable to sleep.

"I'm hungry."

Luo Tianyi said aggrievedly.

"Since you're hungry, don't shout. The more you shout, the hungrier you get. If it really doesn't work, open the window and open your mouth wide to look for the northwest wind. If you can feel something coming into your mouth, that's the northwest direction. You can eat the northwest wind until you're full."

Le Zhengling gave Luo Tianyi a good proposal.

Everyone is sleeping at night, Yan He seems to be asleep, and she wants to sleep too, so just be quiet and stop making noise.

"Northwest wind is not tasty."

Luo Tianyi doesn't want to eat northwest wind, she wants to eat buns and drink soy milk.

Go to sleep, go to sleep, you can have breakfast tomorrow when you wake up.