Mr. Cat in Luo Tianyi's family can't get up

Although Zhan Yin and Xingchen were puzzled, they thought it might be because Yan He and A Ling often sang, and they often sang along, and occasionally hummed some songs, so they thought it was good to invite them.

Zhengyu Moke was very puzzled, he and Tianyi basically didn't speak a few words when they were at the same table, but why Tianyi invited him to [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu].

There are no three major illusions in life, and Moke Zhengyu has not. He has not had much confidence since he was a child, so he will not have the illusion of whether she likes me or not.

Faced with Luo Tianyi's request, Zhengyu Moke wanted to refuse. He didn't think he had the qualifications and ability to join [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu]. will reject people.

Zhengyu Moke agreed to the invitation of [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu], Zhanyin and Xingchen also agreed, Zhanyin likes Mo Qingxian, Xingchen likes Hatsune Miku and the songwriting cat ⑨, so he joined [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] [Shangjiao Zhengyu] Being able to get in touch with idols at a closer distance, no matter what they say, it is impossible for them to miss this opportunity.

Stardust likes cats ⑨ is a song written by likes cats ⑨, it's too carefree for people.

Zhanyin, Xingchen, and Zhengyu Moke joined [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu]. Before letting them sing, they had to cover three different songs by themselves, and then the two judges, Mo Qingxian and Hatsune Miku, scored , to determine whether the three of them can stay in [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu].

Don't ask why the judges didn't have Bai Sumu, an up-and-coming songwriter who is becoming more and more popular on the Internet.The question is that he is just a song copyer who knows shit music.

If you want to talk about Two-dimensional with him, he can talk with you freely, and if you want to talk about music with him, he will be "abba aba aba".

October is coming to an end when Zhanyin, Xingchen, and Zhengyu Moco are qualified and officially join [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu]. At the end of this month, besides the three new members of [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] is Bai Su Mu, the fishing dog, has released new songs.

"Returning" Xinhua, "Xiao" Mo Qingxian, "Gravity" Lezheng Longya, "Baishixi" Luo Tianyi and Le Zhengling, "Guests Can't" Yanhe, Bai Sumu, "Love Words Ye Ⅱ" Hatsune Miku.

Among them, Yanhe and Bai Sumu's "The Guest Official Can't" is a double version. The so-called double version means that one version is the normal version where Yanhe sings female voices, and Bai Sumu sings male voices, and the other version is Bai Sumu and Bai Sumu. Yanhe's roles were reversed, Bai Sumu sang female lyrics, and Yanhe sang male lyrics.

The first version sounds sweet to everyone, but in the second version everyone's expression becomes weird when listening to the song.

so funny.

The first version of Yan He and Bai Sumu is a standard comedy love story, Yan He is a soft and cute girl and Bai Sumu is a handsome guy who is cold on the surface but actually arrogant.In this second version, the roles are reversed, Yan He has become a handsome and sassy young lady, and Bai Sumu has become a cute boy like Xiao Shou.

The difference between the two versions is not insignificant.

Fans of Duolingo listened to the two versions and agreed that the second version is the original version and the first version is not.

The setting of Yanhe fits perfectly with the second version, and the ordinary soft cat⑨ makes them feel novel, and they are all happy like "hahahahaha, you have today too".

After Bilibili was a website of Lezheng Group, members of [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] released new songs, and Bilibili quickly recommended these songs on the homepage and other popular recommendations.

Lezheng Ling and Lezheng Longya are the daughters and sons of the CEO of Lezheng Group, so the [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] where they are located is the daughter and son of Station B.

Before [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] did not accept business orders, did not accept advertisements, and did not sign a contract with station B, which made my uncle very distressed. Although [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] was making money for station B, [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] 】Obviously I can make more money, but my uncle's heart aches for not making it.

So even though [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] is very popular at Station B, my uncle made some small moves because of not signing the contract.

The reason why Bai Sumu refused to let [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] sign a contract with Station B is very simple, that is, if you don’t sign a contract with [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu], you can freely release songs, goo if you want, and don’t goo if you don’t want to.I will not randomly send out scraps or rubbish works because of the timing and time.

Now [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] has signed a contract with station B, but it is signed, because [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] is now a son and daughter of station B, the uncle can't handle [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu], on the contrary It is to give [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] a good offering.

Even if [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] is unwilling to accept business orders, accept advertisements, or update weekly or once a month, then Station B will treat [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] well.

Otherwise, uncle will be fired.

However, since [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] has signed a contract with Station B, and Le Zhengling has become the princess of Station B, then Station A will no longer be the focus of [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu].

Although the songs will still be posted as usual, but in the future events like the Spring Festival Gala at station A [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] will not participate, and the songs sung and performances at events like BML, [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] ] It is impossible to send it to station A again.

It’s not that Bai Sumu doesn’t like Station A. It’s mainly because Station A will usher in a chaotic era of management changes in one or two years, while Station B will continue to normalize and adapt in the next two years. Pan Two-dimensional development.

Some people say that Bilibili started from moving, and after becoming bigger and stronger, it forgot its roots.It can be normalized, and legalization is the only way for a video website. Station A does not forget its roots, but it will become desperate.

Living is the top priority, and if you can't live on, why not talk about what is worthless.

What's more, with him and Le Zhengling on my uncle's side, there will definitely be pan-two-dimensionalization, but the two-dimensional aspect will definitely not be as stupid as before [beep——! 】If there are still silly [beep——! ] Behavior, it must not be the ghost of station B in this world, it must be pressure from heaven.

Rectify every year, and take Two-dimensional surgery every year.

Other circles talk about rectification and chaos, but this rectification is the same as no rectification.

The chaos is still chaotic, not only chaotic, but intensified.

Is this really straightened out?Oh, it seems that it has been rectified. Isn't Concubine Yang Guifei coming out of this rectification?

Sometimes when a problem arises in an industry, it cannot be said that the people who are at the forefront are not working hard to develop forward, it can only be said that some people are holding back.

It’s true that persimmons should be picky and soft, but isn’t it too much to pinch this soft persimmon that hasn’t done anything bad every year?

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PS: ["Dragon Tooth/Yanhe Keguan Can't"] BV number: BV1jx411H74x

PS2: Uncle scolds as much as he likes, but compared to the current station A, the road at station B cannot be said to be wrong, but the uncle is more shameless and wants to make a fortune in everything.

PS3: Two-dimensional is indeed being stabbed every year, and the website has started to self-castrate. This is not the case before, the reason is that there are too many stabs.Talking about rectifying the traffic, and then rectifying the prosthetic eye to appraise Ding Zhen, I appraised it as stupid [beep——! 】The brilliance of domestic animation in the last century, all let this not allow writing, and then prevent painting from disaster.The same is true for cross talk skits now, so that the main theme has become a derogatory term, pig!

Volume 326 She and her cat: Chapter [-] The first day of rebooting

"Wake up, get up, those who haven't woken up at this point are lazy dogs, it's the wine bag and rice bag in the idiom, and the stinky fish in the proverb..."

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Bai Sumu shook Hatsune Miku's shoulders, trying to wake up this "early to bed and early to rise" electronic ghost girl.

"I am, I am a lazy dog, a wine bag, a rotten fish and rotten shrimp. Don't bother me, I want to sleep."

Hatsune Miku waved his hand irritably, wanting to make Bai Sumu stay cool.

"If you don't get up, I'll take a picture of you and send it to station B. When your fans know that the world's number one princess is still sleeping at three in the afternoon, the idol filter will definitely be shattered."

Bai Sumu said and took a photo of Hatsune Miku who was unwilling to open his eyes.

"After the official announcement of my relationship with you, their idol filter for me was shattered. You can post it casually. Believe it or not, they will scold you or not me."

Hatsune Miku is not worried that fans of Bai Sumu who posted photos of her sleeping at this point will be disappointed or something. Fans who should be disappointed have become passers-by or sunspots early on after her relationship with Bai Sumu was exposed.

Now fans will not pay too much attention to the fact that she is still sleeping when they see her sleeping photos, but they will think she is cute, and then scold him for being sour.

Who told Xiaobai to abduct her? Fans who are envious and jealous can't beat Xiaobai, but it's still okay to scold Xiaobai.

"I believe it, I believe it very much."

Bai Sumu knows how much the Onion and the Knights hate him. Not only Miku is his girlfriend, but Aling and Yanhe are also his girlfriends. What is even more bitter is listening to Longya talking about Yanhe, A Ling and Miku's parents did not completely object to this matter, and agreed to Bai Sumu's relationship with the three girls.

This fucking is really sour with lemon vinegar.

Woohoo, it's not fair, it's so unfair.

Why can cat ⑨ have three cute and beautiful girl girlfriends, let alone girlfriends, some of them just have no friends at all.

Is the gap between people so big!

Bai Sumu posted a photo of Hatsune Miku sleeping on the feed, and complained that Miku was still sleeping at this time.Not surprisingly for Miku, he was criticized by a large number of Cha Lemon fans.

Bai Sumu is not angry at the fans' comments, when he thinks that he posted a picture of Miku sleeping, all the fans are so sore, obviously wanting to kill him, but he can only be incompetent and furious in the comment area, let him bear it I can't help feeling happy.

In his previous life, he always hated others for having beautiful girls, now it's others' turn to hurt him.

Oops, this feng shui turns, the feeling of Hexi in 30 years and Hexi in 30 years is really cool, so cool that he wants to post a photo of dating and eating with Yanhe and Aling at the same time.

In the past, he didn't understand why couples like to show their affection in front of outsiders, but now he understands that it is really pleasant to show affection to others.

Bai Sumu edited and posted another post, which was about him dating Yan He and Le Zhengling.

"Get up, don't sleep, it will be dark if you sleep again."

Shirasumu poked Hatsune Miku's face with his index finger. Miku's face was soft and smelled delicious. If he hadn't been an old couple, maybe he would be Miku, hehe, Miku, hehehe, my Miku ?

"It's going to be dark when it's dark, let's go and play."

Hatsune Miku impatiently kicked Shirasumu beside the bed.Bai Sumu saw that the child was sleeping without pants on, day in and day out.

No matter if you are sleeping or not, why don't you like to wear pants when you are at home, and you only like to wear an oversized dress.

You are relaxed and comfortable in your clothes, but it is very troublesome for me to take care of you.Although he doesn't want to play games ♂, his vigorous body doesn't necessarily listen. After all, no matter how old he is with Miku, Miku is still a cucumber, bah, a big girl with yellow flowers.

"Woke up."

Bai Sumu saw that Hatsune Miku was unwilling to get up, and regardless of whether Hatsune Miku was willing or not, he lifted the girl's quilt and hugged her up.

When hugging Miku, it is inevitable to feel the wonderful touch of the girl's thighs, but he can resist the temptation of a big man, cute big tits, and crickets.

"You're so annoying." Hatsune Miku was picked up by Bai Sumu for the princess, and she couldn't sleep any more.Leaning in Bai Sumu's arms, she said softly, "Chong Chong Chong, my pig, head towards the toilet."

"You're a pig."

Because Bai Sumu couldn't spare his hand, he pushed Hatsune Miku's forehead with his head.

"I'm an electronic ghost."

Hatsune Miku laughed.

"I am a cat."

Bai Sumu shook his head, carried Miku obediently and walked to the bathroom.

At station B, Bai Sumu posted two posts, one was complaining about Miku who was still sleeping at this time, and the other was saying that since everyone is so sour, why not be sour again, attacking sour with sourness might get used to sourness and maybe not I feel sour.

In terms of not being a human being, Bai Sumu, a cat, really doesn't want to be a human being.

The fans of [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] expressed strong indignation at Mao ⑨'s showing off behavior, but no matter how angry they were, they couldn't help it. Without the blue pill, they couldn't slap Bai Sumu and let him know what it means Single dog, bah bah bah, the anger of single nobles.

Fortunately, it didn't take long for Mao⑨ to post another post. This post is the song preview of the three new members of [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu]. There will be a song.

Their avatars that are the same as the real ones will also appear in the song PV.

After the real-life photos and videos of the members of [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] were exposed, fans all knew that the two-dimensional images of the members of [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] cannot be said to be exactly the same as their real-life images, they can only be said totally agree.

Miku's hair color is slightly different, the green hair that appeared before is a wig, the actual hair color is blue hair, and the hair color and eye color of other people are exactly the same in real and virtual images.

From the PV of the debut song of the three newcomers, we can know what they look like in reality.

It is a recognized fact that the members of [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] are all handsome men and beautiful women. If there is no accident, these three newcomers should also be handsome men and beautiful women.

That's right, cat ⑨ is an LSP.

This guy with three girlfriends isn't what LSP is.

Bai Sumu would definitely not admit to the fans that he is the responsibility of the LSP. It is really insulting for him to be said to be an old LSP for a person who soaked goji berry to nourish his kidneys.

He is obviously rebooting every day, alright, although every day is his first day of rebooting, but it can’t be blamed on him, only Miku is too annoying, and it’s not the virtual world, but the real world, play He can finally beat Miku in the game!

This is a rare opportunity to win against Miku, how can it not be grasped well.

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Volume 327 She and Her Cat: Chapter [-] Music and Painting

11 month 3 day.

On this day, Zhanyin, Xingchen, and Zhengyu Moke three newcomers [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] made their debut.

The debut songs of the three are "Ye Zi", "Dust Falls" and "Virtual Boy". In the song PV, the avatars of the three all appear.

[White hair! 】

[I love it, love it, beautiful girl with white hair! 】

【What a lovely lady! 】

[Four ponytails? 】

[Miss Zhanyin is so handsome! 】

[New wife! 】

The two white hairs Zhan Yin and Xing Dust are special attacks for the rabbits of flower growers, and they immediately make the viewers like them in the PV.

The ten-year-old fan came uninvited.

Yan He, Le Zhengling, and Hatsune Miku, three beautiful girls, became Bai Sumu's girlfriend, which broke the hearts of many fans of [Miyasho Kaku Seiyu] for a long time.Even now, they are suffering.

Why?

Damn, I'm so envious, I'm really envious, the gap between people is too big.

It's all right now, [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] has a newcomer, two girls and one boy.

This is good, male fans have new wives, female fans have new husbands, both male and female fans have a bright future.

Due to the popularity of [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu], after the three newcomers Zhanyin, Xingchen, and Zhengyu Moke released their debut songs, their account followers quickly exceeded [-].

[Gongshangjiao Zhengyu], who was once little-known on the Internet, has now developed into a well-known music group.Even people who don't pay attention to music may have heard their names and songs they sang without knowing them.

Many songs of [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] are very popular. Because of the popularity, some stores and shopping malls will play the songs of [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu].

Xinhua, Yanhe, Luo Tianyi, Le Zhengling, Bai Sumu, and Hatsune Miku went to the self-service barbecue restaurant to eat barbecue. They heard that the barbecue restaurant was playing "Singer at the End of the World" and "Luo Tianyi's Food Song" " and "Ode to the Millennium Recipe".

Among them, Luo Tianyi's "Luo Tianyi Food Song" and "Millennium Recipe Ode" are used by many restaurants that like to play music. One is "so hungry, so hungry, I'm really hungry", and the other is " Small steamed buns, barbecued pork buns, custard sesame and bean paste buns. Big meat buns, vegetable buns, and soup buns.”