Mr. Cat in Luo Tianyi's family can't get up

Neither Li Jianguo, Sun Huifen, Li Yanchen, nor Li Zhiyou ever fed Bai Sumu leftovers with tap water.The bowls for his meals are washed for him every time, and the bowls for drinking water are also washed for him every day.

Although Li Jianguo didn't feed Bai Sumu with leftovers, he still smiled and said that he was so refined that he ate and drank exactly like a human.

They didn't mean anything malicious, Bai Sumu had been at Luo Tianyi's house for several months, and the whole community knew that he was smart, spiritual, and could understand a little human language, so Li Jianguo and the others decided that Bai Sumu could also understand their jokes.

It sounds incredible, but the world itself is incredible enough.Moreover, novels need to talk about logic, but reality may not necessarily talk about it.

After dinner in Li Jianguo, Sun Huifen helped open the door, and Bai Sumu returned home.

At this time, the house was dark.

Bai Sumu, who has night vision ability, doesn't need to turn on the light, he quickly ran to the master bedroom, turned on the phone, went to the table, and surfed the Internet!

Bai Sumu logged into QQ first, and just when he thought that as usual, a cute little penguin was about to appear on the pet, a Q-version green onion appeared.

Ok?

How did my penguin turn into a green onion!

Just when Bai Sumu was puzzled, something that surprised him happened.

Next to the scallions, a figure emerged, a Q-version character with green double ponytails appeared.

Bai Sumu is very familiar with this character, very familiar.

Isn't this Miku with less and less hair and bluer and bluer hair, namely Hatsune Miku?

"Meow?"

Bai Sumu tilted his head.

Where's my penguin?

Where is my big penguin cub? !

What is QQ doing? How did my penguin turn into Hatsune Miku?It can't be an advertisement, this Hatsune Miku is a skin, let me experience it for a few minutes, if I want her, it will cost money.

"Why is it a cat playing with the computer?"

Suddenly, Hatsune Miku, who looked like a desktop pet, spoke.

Yes, talk!

Bai Sumu clearly heard Hatsune Miku's voice coming from the stereo. This voice was a bit similar to the Hatsune Miku in her impression, but it was also very different.

Hatsune Miku with a pure human voice who speaks Hana's language?

"Meow?" This isn't from QQ, is it?

Bai Sumu didn't remember that QQ pets had a linkage with Hatsune Miku, if there was a linkage with Hatsune Miku pets, he would never give up the small game of QQ pets, okay?

Is that a Trojan horse?

Who is so idle, and still dubbing the Trojan horse...

With a skeptical attitude, Bai Sumu clicked on Hatsune Miku with the mouse pointer.

"Don't poke me!"

"Hey, the head doesn't work either!"

"You perverted cat, where are you poking!"

Hearing these last words, Bai Sumu suddenly came to his senses.

Why the hell do I think it's a Trojan horse? Didn't Hatsune Miku say "Why is a cat playing with the computer" just now, and now say "You are a cat".

Bai Sumu looked at the camera that was pointed at the wall before playing on the computer, Mao Mao's face and heart were shocked.

Fuck me, goblin!

Hatsune Miku!

The green scallions are perfect!

"Can you understand me?"

Hatsune Miku knocked on the computer screen with his hand, and the sound of knocking glass came from the stereo.

Bai Sumu was stunned, but as a time traveler, he had experienced the storms of time travel and turning into a cat. He suppressed the shock and ecstasy in his heart, and nodded.

In order to prevent Hatsune Miku from seeing him nodding in the dark environment of the room, he followed with a "meow".

Hatsune Miku laid the scallions horizontally and sat sideways on the scallions.Originally, she was standing in the middle of the computer, but this time she turned into a green onion and dragged her floating in the air like a magic broom.

Next, a cat and a "desktop pet" started a conversation.

PS: I was urged to update by the editor.

Volume 21: The World of Flowers: Chapter [-] The Electronic Ghost

Shirasumu and Hatsune Miku started a conversation with a desktop pet.

Bai Sumu is a cat. Although he cannot speak human language, he can type.

Just as Bai Sumu was surprised that Hatsune Miku could speak Huajiayu, Hatsune Miku was also surprised that Bai Sumu, a black cat, could type.

"Are you a cat?"

Hatsune Miku asked the question he was most concerned about.

【No, it's a cat person】

Bai Sumu shook his head, seeing that Hatsune Miku didn't ask a question, he asked a question.

[Where are you evildoer? 】

"You are the monster." Hatsune Miku gave Bai Sumu a dissatisfied look, "For me, you can treat me as a fairy, or as an electronic ghost."

【That's still a monster】

"It's not an evildoer, a goblin, a goblin, a cute goblin."

Hatsune Miku emphasized that the word "monster" is ugly, but the word "fairy" is better.

[Miss Goblin, didn’t you say that you are not allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the People’s Republic of China? How did you become a spirit?]

"I'm not a fairy who grows flowers. I was born on the Internet in the Far East. And if there is an Internet in any country, I can speak the language of that country. Great, little cat."

Hatsune Miku said proudly, patting his chest.

This look can be used as an emoticon package of "I'm so awesome".

【What's your name? 】

Bai Sumu asked a question that he knew, and if nothing else happened, the answer in his heart was the answer that this person wanted to say.

"Hatsune Miku."

【Oh, Miku】

"Miku?"

Hatsune Miku didn't understand Bai Sumu's name at first, but immediately understood what Bai Sumu called Miku.

[However, I think the name Scallion Essence is more suitable for you]

Bai Sumu typed and laughed.

"You are the scallion master!"

When Hatsune Miku sees Bai Sumu, he wants to give him a big green onion.

Can this cat talk, how does it talk, what is scallion essence.

If it wasn't for the dimensional wall separating the black cat, Hatsune Miku couldn't help but throw a big onion over.

Holding back his annoyance, Hatsune Miku asked, "What's your name?"

[There are two names, the cat's name is Heixiu, and the human's name is Baisumu]

Seeing that Hatsune Miku said his name so honestly, Bai Sumu also said his real name in courtesy.

"Human name? Why do your cats have the same name as flower growers?"

Hatsune Miku really believes that Bai Sumu is a cat, and it is true that she is an electronic ghost, but what she can hang out with is the network that everyone on the bright side can enter.She can try to drill into the dark web, but it is more difficult to get in, and she will get dirty.

Yingjiang’s family, the Pentagon, can’t do the Internet. She can try the Internet in other countries in small countries, but in big countries, she is worried that if she tries it, she may die.

She is hiding herself, an electronic ghost that relies on the Internet to survive. If she hadn't come out to breathe today and saw this cat playing with computers, she was too surprised. Smelly cat communication.

Because of this, she doesn't know the information at the national level, so she can't know whether the cats really exist.

These things, Bai Sumu asked Hatsune Miku here.

初音未来是在2007年8月31日诞生的，上一个世界如此，这个世界也是如此。不过初音未来说她给自己的设定是永远的16岁少女，让白苏木认为她1岁和16岁都可以。

Bai Sumu naturally thinks that Hatsune Miku is 16 years old. Of course, it is not forever 16 years old. When August 8 this year arrives, Hatsune Miku will be 31 years old.

Bai Sumu asked Hatsune Miku a lot of questions, and learned that Hatsune Miku is a little waste electronic ghost who can't get into the dark net.

Hatsune Miku also asked Bai Sumu many questions, many of which were about cats and cats, as well as dogs and dogs.

At this time, Bai Sumu found that the ability of "acting a little bit better" he got came in handy. Although he knew it was an illusion, but because Hatsune Miku was silly and sweet, he opened his mouth and got the words Hatsune Miku believed. .

Under his bragging, he became the last cat on earth in the 21st century.

In the 20th century, during World War I and World War II, a great war broke out between dogs and cats on earth in places unknown to humans.

In this battle, the sky was dark and the sun and the moon were dark. In short, it was so awesome to blow it, how to play it smoothly, oh no, how to blow it with the paw (pressing the keyboard) Bai Sumu.

One dares to boast, the other dares to believe.

When it came to the story of the cat and the dog at 12 o'clock, Bai Sumu couldn't finish the story.Because he not only talked about the battle between cats and dogs on the earth, but also started to talk about the battle between cats and dogs outside the earth.

The plot of Interstellar, Bai Sumu, not only refers to the novel "Three-Body Problem", but also refers to the game "Stars".What is the law of the dark forest, what are the swarms, demons, omnics and the fourth natural disaster, what is the big Liu who is the human double agent of the meow people and the dog...

Bai Sumu bragged without blinking his eyes. In order to prevent lies from being exposed, he also warned Hatsune Miku not to go to Liu, saying that he had signed the confidentiality regulations of cats and dogs, and that any matter that exposed cats and dogs would be sent to .

As for why he exposed the matter of the meow star, it's because he was once under one meow and above ten thousand meows.

Now it's not just that he's retired, the cats on Earth have rewarded him as a place for him to retire with peace of mind.If he is willing to have an arrow that pierces the Milky Way, he will call in a hundred thousand meows to flatten the solar system.The reason why he stayed at Luo Tianyi's house was because the ancestors of this family had kindness to him, and he stayed here to repay them.

Whether Bai Sumu believed it or not, the silly boy Hatsune Miku believed it.

Hatsune Miku was fooled by Bai Sumu, what Bai Sumu said was basically false, but what Hatsune Miku said was all true.

Bai Sumu felt that if he was a human being, Hatsune Miku would not be a paper man, he might be able to trick Hatsune Miku, a silly roe deer, into bed, not once, maybe for a lifetime.

So stupid, this silly boy.

A one-year-old electronic ghost who can speak multiple languages, why is he so natural and silly.

Bai Sumu and Hatsune Miku chatted until 12 o'clock in the evening. In the middle, Bai Sumu went out to the next door to take a shower, and then came back to continue chatting with Hatsune Miku who was waiting for him.

The front is chatting, and the back is Bai Sumu telling stories, the story of the cruel interstellar war between cats and dogs.

Hatsune Miku listened with gusto. If it wasn't too late, she couldn't bear it and said she was sleepy and wanted to go to bed. Bai Sumu thought he could talk until dawn.

Hatsune Miku is an electronic ghost who makes her home everywhere in the online world. Generally speaking, she stays on the Internet in the Far East.She didn't plan to go back when she saw the cat today, and planned to spend the night in Bai Sumu's computer.

"Good night, Blackie."

Hatsune Miku yawned, covered the TXT icon created by Bai Sumu on his body, lay down on the bottom task bar on the computer screen and fell asleep.

"Meow!" Good night.

Bai Sumu didn't expect Hatsune Miku to have such an operation, he gently "touched" the Q version of Hatsune Miku's hair with the mouse pointer, and he turned off the computer.

The computer is turned off, Hatsune Miku is still in the computer, as an electronic ghost, she will not be trapped in the computer, so there is no need to worry about her safety.

Bai Sumu jumped off the table, came to the living room and turned on the electric fan that shook his head, lay down on the chair next to the phone and began to sleep.

He couldn't do anything about the shaking of the electric fan, because the handle of the electric fan's shaking head and non-shaking head broke down on the second day when he was home with a cat.

Picture: "Scallion Essence", location: "Images/1639085755-100280191-108072639.jpg"

Volume 22 A World of Flowers: Chapter [-] Seeing (Sex) Bell (Love)

On a new day, Bai Sumu got up.

He yawned lazily, turned off the electric fan, and waited for the neighbor next door to open the door and call him for dinner.

[daily task 1/3]