Honkai Simulator, is it me you are looking for?

[Vilvi's magic is full of whimsical ideas. Every performance is almost always full. As an assistant, you naturally become Wei Wei's "magic prop". You need to be sawed off by a saw and pierced by Wan Jian She was blindfolded and pierced the apple on top of her head with a flying knife. 】

[And after the one-day magic tour is over, Wei Wei will sneak into the branch of the fire moth, and use various methods to investigate information about the Houkai. 】

【Your cooperation has become more tacit, and your actions have been exceptionally smooth, but compared to these, the biggest challenge you face still comes from Wei Wei. 】

[To be precise, it comes from——every Weiwei. 】

[Soon, your journey has reached its end—the headquarters of the Flame Chasing Moth. 】

【You understand, Wei Wei's story, I am afraid, will soon enter a... brand new stage. 】

Gao Qi knew that soon, he saw a familiar stranger and a beautiful girl again.

However, before that, Gao Qi encountered a small difficulty——

"Mr. Assistant, you're back...do you want a hug?"

In the newly moved temporary base, Gao Qi couldn't help but gulped as he looked at Wei Wei who opened his arms towards him with a bright smile.

He seems to be getting too close to "one of Wei Wei"? !

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After another day of groping, I am really a bit decadent recently, and I can’t get up the energy to code words. I will continue to explode tomorrow, and I will try my best to make up for it!

Today, today, a new version will be released today, everyone is ready to uninstall and reinstall as soon as possible.

When is the time to smoke Ellie, is it today?So anxious, so anxious, there is still swimsuit event 13 side ah, no side B, swimsuit swimsuit, I want a swimsuit—should I write a swimsuit story or something?

107. The Daily Life of Cohabitation with Wei Wei~~(5000)

Fate, that's such a fucking thing.

After many simulations, Gao Qi no longer has the slightest expectation of the so-called "fate". At least in the simulated world, "fate" is carried out under the manipulation of the simulation system itself and the will of Houkai.

Although Gao Qi is not a pawn, but a world line tamperer who makes the Honkai will rush to break the defense of the law-lost every time, but he really does not have that much "freedom".

Just like this time, the simulation system directly threw Gao Qi in front of Wei Wei, and was directly pulled into the Magic and Wonderful House by Wei Wei, who was about to give up looking for an assistant, and made it clear that he wanted Gao Qi to intervene in Wei Wei's life.

What can Gao Qi do?He also doesn't want to always follow the arranged main line. What's the point of always following a linear plot in the open world? It can't always be so formulaic!

But, even if he wants to go his own way and refuse to accept Wei Wei's invitation, but, but... But Wei Wei's 36E doesn't allow it!

Gao Qi originally wanted to refuse, but Wei Wei was too big.

Although Wei Wei is only at the age of just entering college, it is hard to ignore whether it is a genius head or a good figure. In addition, Gao Qi likes her very much, so it is natural for her to invite her so seriously stayed at the end.

Well, apart from the lustful scumbag angle, another reason why Gao Qi is willing to stay with Wei Wei is that he is... curious about Wei Wei.

After all, even in the original work, Wei Wei doesn't have many roles, and half of the eight personalities are not explained in detail, which makes Gao Qi a little bit regretful.

When working under Mebius as a fusion soldier, he would occasionally go to the deepest place and help the two of them communicate.

Every time Gao Qi sees each other, the personality of the "great magician" will give him a unique magic show for this visitor, which will always make people impressed. .

However, Wei Wei's "publicity" is just a manifestation of one of her personalities. Generally speaking, Wei Wei is very low-key. The chief engineer of the Fire Moth and the designer of the God's Key seldom appear in front of other heroes. Appear.

Of course, this is also related to Gao Qi's premature death.

Before he and the Tenth Herrscher died together, the Fire Moth hadn't suffered any major losses due to the No.11 Herrscher and the Herrscher of Restraint. Only the fusion fighters like Thirteen Yingjie and Wei Wei, the technician, were left. No need to go to the front line.

Afterwards, Wei Wei even brought her own equipment to challenge the Lawrence Man. Of course, she was beaten until her mother didn't recognize her, and even revealed her original Wei Wei personality—this is all a later story.

In any case, Gao Qi doesn't know much about Wei Wei, and this great magician and inventor, who can even be said to be the person who has the greatest technical influence on future generations among the 13 heroes, is what kind of person is he? Man, Gauchy is very curious.

And during this time... Gao Qi found the answer.

This person Weiwei——so troublesome!

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"I'm back, the food is ready."

Walking through the noisy neighborhood and beating up a bunch of thugs looking for faults, Gao Qi took a big bag and tapped twice on the wall deep in an alley. After passing through the iris inspection of a small camera, Department, hair, book/group: 9'8"0'2,0"5? 8! , After the 5:6 test, walked into the hidden secret door that was opened.

The location where Gao Qi is now is naturally not Twilight Street. Although Wei Wei is also from Twilight Street, and even learned her first magic there, her scope of activities is almost the whole world.

And now, where Gao Qi is located is the city where the headquarters of the Fire Chaser Moth is located.

Before revealing its existence to the world, Flaming Moth had been borrowing a suburban garrison base in the city where the United Nations headquarters was located. The high-rise buildings in Gauchi's impression, and the rooftop where Mebius danced were all later Wei Wei. It was built only after joining——Mebius told Gauchy about these things.

And recently, in order to conduct the final investigation and thoroughly find out whether the Flaming Moth is an anti-social and anti-human evil association, or a real salvation organization that fights disaster and disaster, Wei Wei and Gao Qi moved their family here.

As Wei Wei's assistant, Gao Qi naturally needs ordinary housework, washing and mopping the floor, tidying up sundries, and purchasing ingredients are naturally Gao Qi's job.

However, Gao Qi is not a nanny, but an assistant. Wei Wei's work, he naturally needs help - and, in various aspects, every Wei Wei, Gao Qi is her assistant.

In the past year, Gao Qi has followed Wei Wei, circled the world from Twilight Street, and investigated many branches of Flame Chasing Moth.

Relying on his experience as a fusion fighter, Gao Qi certainly knows the anti-infiltration method of the fire-chasing moth when preventing the infiltration of a thousand people who dominate the Herrscher.

Gao Qi just "started from scratch" as an assistant, and then inadvertently wrote the means of avoiding the detection of the fire moth into the plan every time Wei Wei sneaked into the fire moth branch, and finally got A very perfect result - Weiwei has always praised Gao Qi's ability.

However, compared to the flame-chasing moths, the opponent Gao Qi needs to deal with the most is precisely Wei Wei himself.

"Well... Weierwei, are you at home, don't make any more pranks, great magician, if you do this again, I'm really going to lose my job!"

While turning on the lights in the hall, Gao Qi's keen senses as a fusion fighter were all turned on, and he looked around vigilantly. The ground and furniture were fairly clean.

Wei Wei was very busy with work, and she didn't sleep for long every day, so she naturally didn't have time to do housework, but with Gao Qi here, those sundries were sorted and arranged.

Gao Qi did this, not because of his work habits as a logistics expert, but...a strange guy who often hides all kinds of pranks in places where Gao Qi can't see!

The "welcome mat" that can send people flying to the sofa, the "doomsday flood" that can be attacked by a 360-degree water gun without dead ends, and the "blizzard" that directly covers people with prickly heat powder... For that " For a "great magician", they are just trivial tricks that can be done easily.

As the greatest magician in the world, the personality of the great magician will always be unexpected, setting a trap for Gao Qi and making him a participant in magic experiments.

Although these experiments are not dangerous, absolutely every one of them can make Gao Qi quite embarrassed, and he is naturally unwilling to be a participant.

However, the great magician with the strongest self-awareness seldom cares about Gao Qi's protests. Every time Gao Qi goes to her to settle accounts, she will happily become a conductor and other personalities. Come out and do something.

What a great magician, this is simply a master of pranksters. When Gao Qi was with Mebius, he went to see Wei Wei, but she never did these things to herself!

Moreover, what makes Gao Qi most angry is that he is a fusion fighter, even if he is half-baked, the Herrscher's authority can make up for the rest.

However, even if Gao Qi uses the ability to surpass human beings, Gao Qi... seems to be unable to escape Wei Wei's pranks. You know, Wei Wei is a real mortal now.

Should I say, is this a genius?Gao Qi thought about it carefully, even if Wei Wei became a fusion fighter, apart from being able to divide her mind, she actually didn't have any physical evolution, her fighting power was all due to her own genius brain.

What's more, from the beginning to the end, what kind of Honkai beast factor Weiwei fused was a mystery. She never used the super-transformed body to fight, and relied more on her own mechanical inventions.

Compared with Mebius who personally turned into a big snake when he disagreed with each other, and went to the front line to fight as a scientist, perhaps Wei Wei is more like a professional researcher.

Now she is not too far away from her complete body, and Gao Qi's head may not be able to play with her.

However, just as Gao Qi was wary of the traps that might appear around him at any time, and was carefully moving his steps, looking left and right, suddenly, a soft call came from behind him.

"Don't worry, Mr. Assistant, it's me who is not here today~"

It was still Wei Wei's voice, but it was slightly deep and mature.

Compared with the glib and exaggerated tone of the great magician, the slightly indifferent tone of the expert, who seems to be indifferent to everything, and the smooth and polite tone of the conductor, Wei Wei's current appearance is like a gentle Big sister next door.

Hearing her voice, Gao Qi breathed a sigh of relief, put down his vigilance temporarily, and smiled.

"Huh, it's Baiwei, it's okay, it's okay, I'm relieved that you're here."

Turning his head, Gao Qi saw Wei Wei who was wearing a plaid apron,

Now, instead of wearing the iconic magic top hat on her head, and holding pliers that never leave her body, she just holds a peeler with a few slices of potato peeling on it.

Baiwei, one of the several personalities that Wei Wei has disguised, her greatest talent is her talent in cooking.

After all, no matter how talented Wei Wei is, she herself is just a person. Before the birth of her first personality, she still needs to cook for herself, and she has to learn how to cook.

And after Wei Wei mastered deceiving herself and pretending to be a personality, "Baiwei", the personality who specializes in cooking, was naturally created.

And Gao Qi has to admit that Wei Wei has an incredible talent even in cooking. He has taken care of many adults and children, and he has an understanding of cuisines from all over the world. The professional chefs who have agreed can only give a thumbs up in the face of the craftsmanship of "Baiwei".

Moreover, although Wei Wei's "pseudo-personalities" are different, the essential curiosity and thirst for knowledge have never been lacking.

Compared with Gao Qi, who likes to follow the scriptures and can reproduce the dishes, "Baiwei" always likes to invent new dishes, so that cuisines and cuisines, ingredients and ingredients collide with each other, inventing one after another. a new dish.

Although most of the tastes are a bit unsatisfactory, there are always some delicious ones, and Gao Qi admires them just like that.

And, most importantly, in a sense, Baiwei is the personality who was in charge of Gao Qi's work in the past. She not only has to feed herself, but also has to take care of housework, laundry and cooking.

If it wasn't for her presence, Weierwei's residence would have been filthy.

However, although Wei Wei has many personalities, there are only 24 hours in a day, and the time for different personalities to be active is limited. Baiwei can only take care of their residences roughly and quickly, barely maintaining a clean appearance.

Perhaps it is for this reason that Barilla is gentler and more mature than other personalities.

Compared with the lively and active great magician who always thinks about making troubles, and the expert who is devoted to research and doesn't care about everything, Baiwei is more like a big sister with many personalities.

And naturally, for Baiwei who has the same hobbies as Gao Qi, and because of Gao Qi's arrival, finally got some leisure, the relationship between her and Gao Qi is naturally the best.

Every time Baiwei wakes up, Gao Qi can at least rest assured that he doesn’t have to face those pranks, and he can cook and study dishes with her—this reminds Gao Qi of the days when he and Mei got along and cooked together.

Even though they are all Wei Wei, it can't even be said that they have split personalities, but Wei Wei herself deceived herself at different times and acted out the results, but Gao Qi is still willing to treat them as independent personalities.

After all, let Gao Qi regard the guy who is playing tricks on him all day long, and the gentle and caring sister character who is looking at him with a chuckle now as one person... No matter what, Gao Qi will never be able to do it !

"Okay, Mr. Assistant, the great magician is just a little restless, I apologize to you for myself, let's go and prepare today's dinner - today is the conductor's dinner, we have to cook what she likes .”

His eyes completed a shallow crescent moon, Baiwei showed a gentle smile, walked to Gao Qi, and helped him lift a bag of vegetables.

Now, in addition to the apron on the outside, she is wearing a light white sweater skirt inside, which is completely at home.

And the fullness under the apron was accompanied by her walking, shaking and beating slightly - in order to pursue freedom, Wei Wei seldom restrained herself except for the clothes when going out.

Seeing the shaking that made people unable to look away, Gao Qi bent slightly, trying to turn his head to the side.

It can be said that he and Baiwei are pure friendship, just good friends. It is really interesting to exchange cooking skills and explore new dishes every day.

And Baiwei Weiwei just glanced at the man beside him lightly, holding his hand with a slight smile, and walked into the kitchen.

Soon, the two got into the mood and began to seriously prepare today's dinner - no matter how many personalities there are, Wei Wei and Gao Qi only need to prepare a meal for two.

"The great magician has caused you a lot of trouble, Mr. Assistant, I'm really sorry, she has such a personality, even if she is a conductor, there is no way to really make her behave..."

Seeing Gao Qi cutting vegetables and fresh meat on the chopping board, and Baiwei who was boiling water, he couldn't help apologizing to him.

In any case, the great magician is their most important personality, and her irresistible desire to perform always makes her do a lot of outrageous actions and provokes many people.

It's not just a fire moth, she's looking for the wanted criminal Wei Wei, she has many enemies, and most of them are provoked by the great magician himself.

Sometimes, the conductor who is in charge of communicating with outsiders and negotiating and communicating, even before switching personalities, the great magician has already uttered impolite words, which made everyone very troubled.

In the face of Gao Qi, Baiwei could only apologize for her.

Baiwei doesn't know what other people think, but she feels that Gao Qi is definitely the best assistant, if she is really forced away by the magician's prank...she will feel a little lonely.

Regarding this, Gao Qi just shook his head, smiled and handed her the cut vegetables.

"It's okay, I won't really resign, it's just to scare her, you don't need to apologize, Wei Wei has different personalities, no matter who Wei Wei is, they are all my employers, I will not treat them differently— —If she plays tricks on me again, I'll clean her up!"

Picking up the salt and pepper shakers in front of him, Gao Qi smiled and placed them in front of Baiwei.

"Life is full of flavors, bitter, hot, sour and sweet. Every personality of Ms. Weiwei, 'you' should be special and have their own personalities. Aren't you keen to combine different flavors together?"

Looking at Baiwei in front of him, although Gao Qi was not happy with the magician, he was still very close to her.

"I think, no matter what the taste is, with the taste of Baiwei, it is definitely the best taste~~"

Giving a thumbs up to Baiwei and giving her a good compliment, Gao Qi continued to turn his head, intending to find out the ingredients in the refrigerator, but he didn't notice that Wei Weiwei's face suddenly turned red behind him.

"Help, assistant..."

Gao Qi ignored a problem. Although in her opinion, there was nothing wrong with what he said, it was because he was used to being a scumbag.

But Weiwei is still a big girl with no emotional experience in essence. Perhaps as a conductor with social bullying disorder and a magician of social terrorists, she won't feel anything about it, but Baiwei... obviously has no feelings for this sentence. The content is like a love story, and the reaction is a bit big!

"Hey, um, assistant, no, Gao Qi, Mr. Gao Qi... Ah Choo!"

Her face became more and more rosy, and she could only deal with pots and pans, but obviously couldn't learn how to deal with Gao Qi, an old scumbag. After a while, she couldn't help but start thinking, so she covered her face and lightly Sneezed lightly.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck!!"

In the next second, amidst Gao Qi's exclamation, as the door of the refrigerator opened, a huge black shadow with long beards pounced in front of Curiosity.

He didn't hesitate in the face of Herrscher, but after being hit by a cockroach in the face, he immediately started dancing.

After a while, it wasn't until he grabbed the "Periplaneta americana" in his hand that Gao Qi realized that although the ghost thing on his face could move, it was a fake prop—it was electric. !

"BINGO, I've hit it—Puff puff puff, it's impossible to guard against, my assistant, today is another victory for the great magician! This is the scout robot I designed to infiltrate the Flaming Moth garrison, how amazing it is!"