my sister is bismarck

"Come on, stinky trotters! Watch me kill you!"

Ark Royal looked at Saratoga and Zhou Ming who were caught up in the battle and couldn't help thinking. Why does it feel like she is redundant?

Anyway, Saratoga took up residence in the dormitory.

For others, it is unavoidable to feel a little uncomfortable when there is one more person suddenly, and this discomfort will only be eliminated after getting acquainted.

But for Z46 and the others, after the addition of Saratoga in the dormitory, there is actually no change.

Those who should be watching TV are still watching TV, those who should be reading are still reading, those who should be beaten cannot escape being beaten, those who should be a salted fish have already become salted fish, and those who should be in charge of housework have become an indispensable existence .

And only one person...

"Saratoga, you are sick, you want to die!"

A roar that couldn't be suppressed by the TV series came from the second floor, but Z46, who was sitting on the sofa watching TV, turned a deaf ear to it, as if he didn't hear it at all.

Sitting next to her, Royal Ark, who was lazily embedded in the sofa, raised his eyelids and glanced at the second floor: "A new day has begun again..."

On the balcony, Yixian was lying on the recliner and reading a book leisurely - this position is generally reserved for Tirpitz, but she still stayed in the room, so Yixian took it unceremoniously.

What's more, today's weather is a rare good weather.

Raising her head to glance at the slightly dazzling sun, Yixian retracted her eyes and clamped the book in her hand with a bookmark and closed it. She glanced sideways at the Royal Ark, her eyes were full of emotion: "It's been a long time since I heard Xiao Zhou Ming so full of emotion." Vibrant voice."

She sighed softly, and stroked her cheek with her right hand: "I used to be like an old man, without any vitality, which is really worrying."

"I think it's pretty good, whether it's now or before." Royal Ark gave a thumbs up, "Of course, it would be even better if he could take me to see my sister deported!"

Belfast emerged from the kitchen with a tray of freshly squeezed juice.

She walked to the living room and gently placed the juice on the tray on the table in front of Ark Royal and Z46.

Z46 nodded in thanks: "Thank you."

Belfast smiled and shook his head slightly.

After placing the large bottle glass with juice on the table, she walked to Yixian with the tray, and put the last glass of juice on the table next to the latter, which was specially used for drinks.

"Thank you, Belfast~"

Belfast shook his head: "This is what I should do."

She put away the tray, raised her head and glanced at the second floor where the voice kept coming, with a bit of worry in her eyes: "Is the commander really all right?"

"Don't worry," Ark Royal disapproved upon hearing Belfast's question, "Although I'm not familiar with Saratoga, I knew she was a decent person the first time I saw her." , so don’t worry—maybe the two of them will come down later.”

Z46 sipped his juice and glanced at the Ark Royal.

Does the so-called propriety refer to frantic exploration in the minefield?

Just as Royal Ark had guessed, the sound on the second floor stopped suddenly, and then there was the sound of fast running "thump, thud, thump" from the stairwell.

Soon, Saratoga rushed out from the stairs. If someone happened to pass by, she might be knocked to the ground directly.

Her eyes quickly scanned the living room, but she couldn't find a suitable place to hide, and the sound of chasing footsteps accompanied by roars was gradually approaching.

"Saratoga!"

Saratoga couldn't help shivering, and didn't care about finding a suitable hiding place. Under the watchful eyes of Z46, Ark Royal and Yixian, she took off the shelf and hid behind Belfast, pressing her hands tightly. Hold her waist.

Belfast blinked, and saw Zhou Ming coming to the first floor before he could ask.

"Where is she from Saratoga?"

Zhou Ming looked around fiercely, but he didn't find Saratoga's figure, and doubts arose in his heart.

He obviously ran down with Saratoga, why is there no one in the latter?

Suddenly, Zhou Ming noticed that Ark Royal pouted angrily at him, and at the same time, his eyes hinted wildly.

He looked in the direction pointed by the Royal Ark, and saw a helpless Belfast and a snickering Yixian.

Before Zhou Ming could speak, Belfast asked, "Commander, are you looking for Saratoga?"

As soon as these words were spoken, she felt a sudden force on her waist.

"En," Zhou Ming gritted his teeth, "I must let her know why the flowers are so popular today!"

What can I do, I have to stuff ice cubes into his clothes while he is sleeping!

Just imagine, when you are obsessed with the warmth of the bed, the icy biting chill suddenly touches the skin without any hindrance.

And not one, but five!

"Just a moment."

Belfast thought for a while, and turned sideways. The maid outfit on her body could no longer cover Saratoga's petite body.

Saratoga's eyes widened. She couldn't believe she had been betrayed just like that!

"Belfast you..."

Before Saratoga could finish speaking, Zhou Ming interrupted her: "Wow, so you are here!"

Saratoga let go of Belfast, subconsciously took two steps back, but suddenly bumped into a soft body.

She turned her head and saw that Yixian was looking at her with a chilling smile.

"that……"

Saratoga's heart trembled, and she looked at Zhou Ming again, and when she was about to say some soft words, she saw that the latter had already walked in front of her.

"There is no need to say the words of surrender. How can you surrender and lose half?"

Zhou Ming moved his hands, made a crisp voice, stared at Saratoga with malicious satisfaction, and said in a very gentle tone: "My dear Vice President of Saratoga, do you have any last words? I generously allow You say it."

Saratoga swallowed his throat, looked at Zhou Ming who was like an evil god in front of him, and simply put his heart out, puffed out his small chest, closed his eyes and said loudly: "I was wrong, dare to do it next time! "

"Very good!" Zhou Ming was not as angry as Saratoga thought, but nodded gently, "Next, the death penalty!"

"The pull of the king, the crippling blow, and the killing of the Quartet!"

"Oh! Zhou Ming, remember it for me!"

"Sinai!"

"Pain Pain!"

Ark Royal watched Zhou Ming frantically turning Saratoga's head with his fists, and the latter burst into tears from the pain.

She took a sip of the juice leisurely and sighed, "What a leisurely day..."

Z46, who watched Zhou Ming execute Saratoga intently, nodded in agreement: "Yes."

Then she took a sip of the juice.Ever since Dean Lexington threw Saratoga into his dormitory, every day of Zhou Ming has been full of unexpected surprises.

It's trivial to stuff ice cubes into the quilt.

What Zhou Ming still remembers most is that Saratoga got a lot of alarm clocks from somewhere, and then set the alarm clocks to the voice of his sister Bismarck.

He was woken up by a living fright.

In addition, Saratoga also replaced his toothpaste with mustard-flavored toothpaste.

As a result, Zhou Ming would be woken up by the biological clock when he was on vacation - he didn't even have a chance to sleep in.

It's not that Zhou Ming didn't think about calling Dean Lexington to sue Saratoga, but Saratoga would usually die down for two days, and then return to its usual state.

Finally, being annoyed by Saratoga, he couldn't help it.

Since Dean Lexington can't take care of it, then he can take care of it!

Therefore, every day of Zhou Ming starts with a battle of wits and courage with Saratoga.

Zhou Ming opened his eyes before the sunlight outside the window entered the room.

And the first time he opened his eyes was to look around, whether there was something more at the head of the bed, whether there was something missing or more in the room.

After careful observation, Zhou Ming breathed a sigh of relief: "It's okay, it's okay, the surroundings are safe."

Stepping on his slippers, he took out a casual suit from the closet and changed into it.

Today is not a working day, so he doesn't need to change into a military uniform to go to class.

Opening the room, Zhou Ming carefully observed the aisle, and found nothing unusual, so he opened the door and walked towards the first floor.

"Hey man, Saratoga didn't play any tricks today?"

Zhou Ming was very surprised.

It's not every day that Saratoga pulls on a prank, but it's rare.

Walking to the first floor, Belfast is still ready for breakfast.

At the dinner table, Zhou Ming found Saratoga lazily lying on the table, sucking the juice prepared by Belfast. As for the breakfast, she didn't seem to have touched it at all.

This made Zhou Ming feel a little surprised. He walked to the dining table and sat down, and asked curiously, "Good guy, is this the sun coming out from the west?"

Saratoga glanced at Zhou Ming, still sucking the juice, and ignored him.

Zhou Ming became even more curious: "Hey, did something happen to our Saratoga vice president? Come on, let me have fun by telling it."

Saratoga rolled his eyes: "Go to hell!"

"Tsk," Zhou Ming curled his lips, "It's fine if you don't say anything."

He picked up the warm fried dough sticks, ate it with kimchi, and occasionally had a sip of hot porridge.

Belfast came out of the kitchen as he took off his apron.After seeing Zhou Ming, she smiled and asked, "Commander, is breakfast to your liking today?"

Zhou Ming nodded, gave a thumbs up, and replied in a vague voice: "Very good!"

The smile on Belfast's face deepened, and then she too sat down to breakfast.

Zhou Ming didn't seem to care, but actually sat on the Diaoyutai—according to his understanding of Saratoga, as long as he showed no concern, it would be easier for Saratoga to tell him.

But this time, Zhou Ming miscalculated.

After Zhou Ming finished his breakfast, Saratoga still maintained that sullen look, which made the expression on Zhou Ming's face serious - it seemed that something happened to Saratoga.

After wiping his mouth with a tissue, Zhou Ming looked at Saratoga: "So, what happened to you today?"

"not in a good mood."

"What's the reason? Speaking it out makes me think about it, what if I can solve it?"

"..."

Saratoga fell silent, and sighed after a long time.

"It's almost Christmas."

Christmas?

What does this have to do with Christmas?

Zhou Ming blinked his eyes, feeling confused for a moment.

After pondering for a moment, he said, "Please elaborate."

Saratoga took a look at Zhou Ming, sat up straight on her stomach, and sighed: "My sister is on a business trip, and I am the only one spending Christmas this year."

"?"

Zhou Ming was happy.

He originally thought it was a big problem, but it turned out to be such a small thing?

It's not like he hasn't tried spending Christmas alone before.

"and many more……"

Zhou Ming frowned, suddenly realizing something.

Christmas in previous years was nothing special to him, it was just an ordinary day - all he needed to do was to send Christmas greetings to his sister at night.

But now, Zhou Ming is different from previous years.

There are not only Z46, Yixian, Ark Royal and Belfast, but even a second sister.

This also means that the previous way of spending Christmas alone is no longer feasible-at least, starting from this Christmas, he has to prepare Christmas gifts for his mother-in-law.

"The tour guide likes dolls, the proprietress likes to read books, and the Ark Royal likes destroyers... Well, send her to the gendarmerie. The second sister will send comics..."

When Zhou Ming glanced at Belfast next to him, he suddenly realized a very serious question: "By the way, what does Belfast like?"