Ark Academy carries the handle

Seeing the girl who was probably Laplande looking over, Sora shuddered and hid behind the Swordsman Tower.

"I always feel that this person is a bit scary." Kong tugged at his clothes and said in a low voice.

Texas also frowned: "The video chat only took a few seconds to confirm the gender, but looking at her like this, could it be that she came from Syracuse..."

Only Swordsman Tower looked at Lapland with great interest.

It is said that the students of the Ark Academy are all dangerous people, but in fact, if you have a little understanding, it is basically reflected in the fact that they are too powerful and easy to lose control.

This was the first time he had encountered a girl like Laplande who looked dangerous at first sight.

Hmm... The shark actor I saw in the aquarium when I went to the playground before seemed to have a similar temperament, but I couldn't see clearly through the glass that day, not as direct as today's one.

Swordsman Tower looked at the two guarded girls beside him and behind him, and said in a low voice, "What's the matter, do you want to meet?"

Kong was pitiful, and buried his head on his back: "If I had known that the netizens in Texas had such a personality, I would not have come."

Texas hesitated for a while: "However, it's all here..."

Kong: "This sentence is the most dangerous one! In many horror movies, this is what the protagonist says when he is in a dangerous place!"

"Kong, do you still dare to watch horror movies?" Dao Keta turned his head and pulled the little rabbit disguised as a wolf out from behind, "But it's true, it's too rude to turn around and leave. "

"It turned out that I was dragged by Aneng and the others to watch a few movies... Then, then I will sit at the farthest place from her..."

"Okay, okay." Swordsman Tower nodded in agreement.

Several people stood at the door for a while, and Laplande had already greeted this side again: "Hahaha, this side, this side, why are you standing still?"

Her laughter was a little crazy, and a passing girl waiter hurriedly walked away.

Texas nodded and raised his voice: "Here we are."

In Sora's reluctant footsteps, they walked over and sat down.

The seating arrangement is weird.

Dao Keta sat next to this dangerous but also very beautiful girl naturally and confidently. Texas and Lapland faced each other, sitting at the farthest distance from her.

As follows:

Aisle, Swordsman Tower, Lapland, Wall

aisle, empty, texas, wall

After sitting down and observing closely, Swordsman Tower found a vertical scar on the girl's eye, which seemed to be left by a sword or other weapon.

The atmosphere was awkward, Laplande looked at Texas with a smile, and Texas looked back blankly.

Dao Keta wondered if there would be a fight if only the two of them were present.

Kong held Texas's left hand and tried to eliminate his sense of existence. The little waitress who was supposed to come to order food was afraid to approach from a distance.

He sighed, it seemed that it was up to me to start a conversation.

"Hey, aren't you two netizens who get along very happily on the Internet? Why don't you say a word when you meet?" Dao Keta began to chat awkwardly.

Texas shook his head slightly: "We didn't talk too much, we just played games together."

Laplande spread her hands: "And I deliberately concealed my identity, otherwise she wouldn't have come to see me."

Hearing this, Texas said solemnly: "Sure enough...Which family are you from?"

"Don't get me wrong, I have no connection with the family anymore."

"Then why did you come to me?"

"I just want you to go back to the Texas you used to be, not the timid one you are now..."

"No, you shouldn't have come."

"But I'm already here."

The Swordsman Tower is a bit speechless, how about making a stream-of-consciousness martial arts movie?

Seeing that he fell into silence again, he had no choice but to bring up the topic again: "So you know each other before?"

Texas shook his head: "I don't know."

Laplande nodded: "I know her before."

"Then how did you add friends?"

Laplande: "People nearby, our screen names are all real names. I said we would get closer later, but I didn't expect to see it directly on the Internet."

"Both of you don't seem to be able to play games?" Dao Keta asked, "Texas, I took her to play with her, how about you?"

Laplande became excited: "The game is very fun. In this peaceful and boring age, it is basically the only place where violence can be used wantonly. In fact, my favorite games are not those online, but Like God of War, Doom, Grand Theft Auto, Prototype..."

Dao Keta covered his face: "Okay, okay, Lapland, you don't need to say anything, I already fully understand."

The games she mentioned are all notoriously violent games.

Texas seems to be very resistant to Lapland now, but he couldn't help being curious when he heard the game: "Are these games fun?"

Laplande smiled happily: "It's fun, it reminds you of the old days."

Texas is caught in a tangle, and the word past is not a good word for her.

Dao Keta explained: "Well, playing games will not actually lead to violent behavior in reality. The games Laplande mentioned just now are all excellent games in their respective fields."

Texas moved, and Laplande looked at him with admiration.

As for Kong, he kicked him lightly under the table, which probably meant that Texas really played these scary games, how could she play together?

Although the three girls gave their responses, no one answered. After a while, the atmosphere fell into embarrassment again.

Dao Ke Tower didn't want to worry about it anymore, and leaned back on the sofa in the restaurant: "I'm convinced, can you stop making me always start new topics?"

"Hahaha, let me do it." Unexpectedly, it was Laplande who said, "Shall I tell everyone a joke?"

"Oh? Please."

Laplande cleared his throat: "Two hunters went hunting, and one of them was attacked by a wild animal and fell to the ground. The other hunter quickly called the emergency number and asked: 'My friend seems to be dead, what should I do?' said the operator. : "Calm down, I can help you. First step, make sure your friend is really dead." After a moment of silence, the operator heard a gunshot, and then heard the hunter ask: "What about the second step?" ?'”

After she finished speaking, she laughed first: "Hahaha, how about it, isn't it funny?"

Swordsman Tower also laughed out loud: "Yes, you have a sense of humor."

Texas tilted her head, she didn't get the point of laughing, what are these two people across from them laughing at?

Kong's arms holding Texas were trembling, woo woo woo, this joke was so scary coming out of Laplande's mouth.

Because she looked like she could actually do this kind of thing.

I would never go hunting with her!

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Chapter 163 32. Beware of Lapland

Swordsman Tower and Laplande laughed for a while and stopped.

Seeing that the two people on the opposite side didn't show signs of laughing, Swordsman Tower said, "No, your joke is only a third of the way, and I'm the only one who laughed, so I'll tell you another one."

"Then make another one." Laplande obviously had ample reserves of jokes in this regard, and he just opened his mouth and came up with another one.

"A man who was driving was stopped by the police. The police asked him: 'Do you know that your wife fell out of the car a few kilometers ago?' The man said happily: 'Thank God! I just thought I was Deaf!'"

All three of them stopped laughing.

Swordsman Tower pondered: "I understand the point of your joke, but I can't laugh."

"why?"

"First of all, politically incorrect, you're implying that wives are always nagging, I'm going to laugh and my wives will be mad."

"I'm a girl, so I can tell this joke." Laplande shrugged, "Besides, don't you think the joke is the funniest?"

"If you tell too many jokes, you will go to hell."

"I definitely have more friends in hell than in heaven."

"That's right." Dao Keta thought for a while, he guessed that he would not be able to go to heaven if he was so scornful, and continued, "Secondly, the reference is unclear. If you tell this joke, I don't know which wife of mine I should bring in."

Laplande was directly confused: "Huh? I wanted to ask just now, how many wives do you have?"

"It's a long story, I'll talk about it when I have enough time."

Kong spoke for the first time since sitting down: "The Dao Ke Tower is a big-hearted carrot, Lapland, you have to be careful."

Instead of being afraid, Laplande became more interested: "Are you and Texas his wife?"

"That's not it." Kong didn't dare to look at her, blushed and shook his head, and hid behind Texas.

Texas neither shook his head, nor nodded, nor even spoke, but stretched out his left hand to slightly protect Sora.

Seeing this scene, Laplande was quite playful: "It seems that here, Dexusan already has a new friend."

Dao Keta persuaded: "So, since people already have a new life, don't talk about getting back to the past. Isn't it good now?"

"Ahahahaha." Laplande didn't answer, just laughed there.

Dao Keta patted her exposed thigh: "Stop laughing! It's scary!"

Even if it is a dangerous person, the girl's thighs are still warm and elastic.

Seeing his actions, Texas leaned on the table vigilantly and wanted to stand up. Kong hid behind her and poked his head out, clenching his small fists and preparing to fight.

Although they are ready to protect the Swordsman Tower at any time, they are relatively speechless. This person really dares to tease anyone.

"Well, don't be nervous. I am a law-abiding citizen now. I not only abide by the laws of Longmen, but also abide by the school rules." Laplande comforted the two, and then looked at the Swordsman Tower next to him, "This is up to me It's boring, but you're not afraid of me?"

Dao Keta's hand was still on her thigh: "This is rather boring for me, but you don't have a sense of familiarity with me?"

"Huh?" Laplande looked at him closely after hearing this, and even sniffed Sword Tower's neck, "We probably haven't seen it before... Interesting, really interesting."

She sat back and said, "Hahaha, I didn't expect to see not only Texas, but also another interesting person today."

Sword Tower added: "And I'm on good terms with Texas."

Laplande became even more excited: "Yeah, the more I know you, the more I know Texas, the more I know Texas, the more I know you, ah~ that's great!"

Texas said bluntly: "Swordsman Tower, in my opinion, it's better not to get close to her."

"Well...that's right, although Laplande and I hit it off right away, I still have to listen to Dexusan's words." Dao Keta said seriously, "After all, I have always believed in a saying, listen to people's advice, Eat your fill..."

He talked nonsense and perfunctory, but secretly took out the mobile phone in his hand, opened the interface of scanning the code to add friends, put it between himself and Laplande, and then patted her thigh.

"Cough cough, did something fall on the seat." Dao Keta coughed and continued to ramble, "Speaking of eating, I saw senior sister Shi Huaiya when I was eating in the cafeteria at noon today..."

Laplande looked down and let out a characteristic insolent laugh.

The Swordsman Tower is helpless, you are laughing like this for fear that others will not find out, right?

But seeing that she was also going to get the phone, he then tried to divert the other party's attention: "I told Senior Sister Shi Huaiya, don't look at you for being rich, but I, Swordsman Tower, have always been self-sufficient and will not please you. ..”

Laplande smiled affectionately at Texas while scanning the QR code to add friends. There was a beep, which was covered by the deliberately raised volume of the Swordsman Tower.

"In the end, I said goodbye to senior sister Shi Huaiya. She seemed to admire me very much and said that she would come to my house when she had time. What do you think?"

Texas calmly said: "I don't recommend you to be friends with Laplande."

Dao Keta slapped the table: "Hi! Isn't this all discovered!"

Laplande was laughing there again, in a daze: "Ah? Why add friends? Didn't Dao Keta say that Senior Sister Shi Huaiya is coming to our house?"

"It's all there." Dao Keta has a thick skin, and after a moment of excitement, he doesn't care, "Don't worry, I have a sense of proportion. So do you agree with Shi Huaiya coming to our house?"

"Well, you should pay more attention." The former sentence reminded him to be careful of Laplande, and the latter sentence Dexas answered Shi Huaiya's question, "I have no objection."

Kong also nodded: "Although Ah Neng has been arrested many times by the discipline committee, I heard that you have both been to the amusement park together, so it shouldn't matter."