Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

Like most overseas Chinese websites at the moment, the hot spot of this forum is also focused on the overwhelming "Corona" plague.

There is no way, when the calendar turns to the end of March, the entire European, American and Western worlds are full of horrific scenes of human beings being tortured and killed by viruses.

——From Los Angeles to New York, from Europe to America, a tsunami-like wave of death hits like crazy.

Dying patients lay on the hospital bed and lamented that they could not breathe, and the self-proclaimed advanced medical system was broken down by a large number of patients.

Piles of black body bags were moved into the freezer, and even thrown directly in the corridors and parking lots, where they were left to rot and stink without anyone caring.

Medical staff are forced to use garbage bags as protective clothing, and the price of a medical mask with a breathing valve has been fired to [-] dollars, which is still priceless.

Politicians in Washington are either telling all kinds of lies that they don’t believe to whitewash the peace, or simply pretending to be stupid, hoarding medical supplies and buying and selling stocks in related industries to make huge profits...

In addition, there are 180 shelter hospitals and 35 US medical ships that only exist on some web pages, just like Jesus' two fish and five loaves.

On the one hand, the morgue was full, the crematorium exploded, and the hospital was on the verge of collapse; on the other hand, people of all colors took to the streets to protest the blockade without wearing masks.

There are even self-portrait videos of blond beauties with smart brains, performing performance art of licking toilets, to show that they are strong and not afraid of viruses.

In addition, religious people from all walks of life organized religious gatherings to pray for the blessing of the gods and keep them away from the plague...the result was that it caused a mass infection of believers.

——Demons dancing wildly, corpses strewn across the field, grotesque, indescribable... full of the color of magical realism that South Americans like most.

Of course, among the black and red tones that represent death and blood, there are also some hilarious jokes:

"...Spain is closed for epidemic prevention. It is forbidden to go out but dogs are allowed to walk, so a dog is walked [-] times a day, and it is so tired that it foams at the mouth!"

"...The mayors of cities in southern Italy, angry that the citizens did not abide by the closure order, turned into roaring talk show masters..."

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If you are in a place where the epidemic has been brought under control, you may still be able to hold a relatively relaxed attitude, watching these things with cold eyes and watching the fire from the other side.

But now in Los Angeles, USA, which is the hardest-hit area of ​​the epidemic, Megumi Akiyama can only become more anxious and sad the more he looks at it.

I can't laugh at all!

She sighed, moved the mouse, and clicked on a different forum, wanting to read other topics, to ease her mind.

With the switching of the webpage, a mysterious cartoon appeared in the center of the screen.

——A round crimson moon hangs in the bright night sky, below is a dark city and rolling hills, and a vast bay illuminated by crimson moonlight... There are witches in pointed hats on brooms and bandages all around. The mummy and Halloween jack-o-lantern cartoon pattern lace...

Here's another trendy topic trending on the West Coast of North America today: the Red Moon!

Chapter 9: Happy New Year of the Red Moon Meow!

No one knows why, since January this year, from Los Angeles to Seattle, to Salt Lake City and Denver, the entire vast western United States has frequently appeared [red moon] astronomical phenomena at night, which has aroused astronomy enthusiasts and mysterious Widespread attention of academic enthusiasts.

In this regard, scientists naturally made a scientific explanation:

This is because sunlight is a mixture of red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet rays.When sunlight passes through the earth's atmosphere and is refracted into the shadow behind the earth, they are all scattered and absorbed by extremely tiny atmospheric molecules in the atmosphere.

The light waves of yellow, green, blue and other colors are relatively short, and are greatly affected by scattering in the atmosphere, and most of them are scattered in all directions;

But red light has a relatively long wavelength and is not greatly affected by scattering. It can penetrate through the atmosphere, and then it is refracted to the moon hiding behind the shadow of the earth, thus making the moonlight "redden", that is, the so-called "red moon". .

Well, such an explanation is indeed very scientific, but it is also very boring.

Moreover, this does not answer many people's doubts.

——In the past, everyone has seen red moons in the western United States, but how can there be a reason why there are more than ten consecutive red moons in a month?

More importantly, just shortly after the frequent appearance of the red moon, the "Corona" epidemic broke out in East Asia, and then swept the world.

Although the west coast of the United States is by no means the origin of the epidemic—even if the epidemic really originated from a leak in a biochemical laboratory in Maryland, the origin should also be the east coast of the United States.There is an entire continent of America separated from Los Angeles.

However, the panic brought about by the plague and death is still fueling the flames like a substance, so that the panic-stricken people can't help turning their eyes to the red moon that frequently appears in the night sky.

——Fear is always the best nourishment for chaos. The more panic a society is caused by disasters, the more demons dance around and people are unpredictable.

Not to mention, there are many mysticism enthusiasts, various strange associations and religious groups, taking the opportunity to clamor and create public opinion.

——In European and American societies, compared with Japan, there are definitely a lot more deadly small groups in such horror films.

And the oppressive "red moon" celestial phenomenon has been one of the most popular daily topics in mysticism since ancient times.

Europeans believe that a blood moon will awaken dark magic, and Indians believe that a blood moon heralds disaster.

The Chinese claim that the blood moon is the phase of the most yin and the coldest, which indicates that the righteousness in the world is weak, the evil is strong, the resentment is strong, and the hostility is strong;

There will inevitably be drastic changes in the future, and the mountains and rivers will mourn; the world will be turbulent, and disasters will arise everywhere.

Well, referring to the earth that is struggling with the plague today, these omens seem to be so-so.

As for the "blood moon settings" in various games, from Yanan cursed by the blood source to Hamlet town in the dark dungeon, and the blood moon in the dead space are also impressive-of course, the blood in the dead space The moon is already a giant alien creature, and it is not the moon we usually see at all.

Then, when these fantasies and fears turned into "reality" to a certain extent, the superimposed effect was simply explosive!

—Although this excessively frequent blood moon seems to only exist in a few states on the west coast of the United States.

After the above-mentioned attractive cultural elements are gathered in the Chinese circle in Los Angeles in a mess, and then superimposed on a phenomenon-level fantasy novel that happens to be very popular in the Chinese-speaking circle recently, the result is a bunch of "Lord of the Mysteries". 》 as the topic of popular discussions.

For example, at this moment, Megumi Akiyama is watching the following conversation with a smile in front of the screen.

[Hibernate Phoenix]: The blood moon soars into the sky, disaster strikes!It can be seen that this mysterious recovery is obviously the general trend!

It really makes people can't help but think of the beautiful and cruel mysterious world, dreaming of dancing with the witch and taking risks with Kemiao!

[Crow Crow]: Seeing the blood moon, I think of the Lord of Mysteries, and then I think of the witch... Some people's imagination is so leaps forward!

Why didn't you change your mind and think of those monsters bathed in the blood moon in the old Yanan?

[The botanist in the basement]: Think of the witch! Praise!

[Big Player of Glamorgan]: Think of the Witch's praise! +1

[80 Seal Chief Instructor]: I really want to taste the taste of a witch!

[Yu Ya]: I think you can go to Pattaya, Thailand, and taste the taste of a low-profile witch.Of course, we have to wait until the epidemic is over.

[Honest Man 123]: The blood moon outside is really bright!It just so happened that someone downstairs from me had just been taken to the hospital, which was really frustrating.

Speaking of which, the few upstairs love "Lord of the Mysteries" so deeply, and the blood moon is shining right now, don't you want to try a potion?

Maybe pour a potion down your throat, and let the red moon shine, and you will really become superhumans?

[Hibernate Phoenix]: You pretend I don't want to!But where can I get those potion formulas in [Lord of the Mysteries] in reality?

[Crow]: That's right!Look at what is written in this book!

The true root of the Misty Treants?Dust from ancient wraiths?Crystalline sunflowers?

The pituitary gland of the colorful lizard?The eyeballs of the Black Abyss Demon Fish?The brain tissue of the water ghost?

Where am I going to get all this stuff?You can't find it in supermarkets or Chinese medicine stores!

[Big Player of Glamorgan]: Not even in the museum!

[Botanist in the Basement]: Not even on Taobao and Amazon!

[80 Seal Chief Instructor]: Not to mention the real world, there may not even be Hogwarts Castle in the Harry Potter world!

[Lucky Caesar]: [Lord of Mysteries] Most of the potions in that book are really hard to get, but there is also a prescription that is easy to get.

[Botanist in the basement]: Is there any?Tell me?

[Lucky Caesar]: Sequence Nine of Death Pathway [Corpse Collector], the potion formula is extremely simple, just eat a dried adult black-spotted frog—I think, no matter where you stay, just one Dried bacon frogs are relatively easy to get, right?

[Crow]: Let me check the original work of "Lord of the Mysteries"... Hey!There really are!

[The farmer in the basement]; I just ate bullfrog hot pot tonight, but I didn't feel any strange feeling at all!

[Crow]: Halo, can this bullfrog be the same as a frog?

[Lucky Caesar]: Don't be crooked!Everyone!Recently, a brave lady took the [Corpse Collector] potion, and I have a video to prove it!Please give it a thumbs up after watching it!

Next, [Lucky Caesar] sent out a URL.

Akiyama Hui behind the computer screen opened it curiously, and found that it was a video posted last night by a fierce girl with the IP name [Huang Beibei].

In the video, the pale-faced short-haired lady with a beauty filter on is standing on a cement platform like a roof, with a bright red blood moon hanging high in the night sky behind her, holding an old-fashioned camping small A charcoal stove was roasting a black thing that looked like a frog.

Then there are a few retrospective photos, showing how the hostess took a big black-spotted frog, dried it, and made it into cured frog meat.

While displaying the photos, the narration of [Huang Beibei] was interspersed:

"...Speaking of which, when I was in my hometown, I often made sausage stuffed with bacon with my mother. The neighbors praised me for my ingenuity. But it was the first time for this little thing, the frog, to try it out. Fortunately, I managed to get it right in the end Well, don't bother my roommate to catch it again..."

While talking, she cut the camera back to the scene of roasting frogs, and then ate the skewers of roasted frog meat in front of the camera.

With a last wipe of his mouth, he expressed his thoughts: "...the taste is really bad, probably because there is no salt or dipping sauce, but it is a pity that we cannot add condiments because we have to follow the sequence of potions. I hope that under the light of the blood moon, I can gain extraordinary abilities!

Well, this video is over here.I am the new up master [Huang Beibei], please give me a lot of attention and likes..."

The barrage of the video is full of flattering words:

"... Awesome, you are really the top sister of the food chain!"

"...Sister Bei is super fierce! Brass intestines and iron stomach!"

"...After taking the potion, next, sister Bei should follow the acting method and go to the crematorium to be a body collector to digest the potion?"

"...Hey, if you want to carry the corpse right now, why do you need to go to the crematorium! Just go to the hospital and apply for a job as a handyman!

LA public hospital morgues are full of dead bodies these days!Carrying a large number of dead people every day... just trying to talk to the soul? "

"...Well, by the way, there are cell phones and tablets lost in the corridor and no one picked them up?"

"...the patient's mobile phone and iPad? Who dares to ask for it? This is an infectious disease!"

"...Hey, this is just like the outbreak of the Black Death in "Ten Days Talk"! It's too scary!"

"...Who says it's not? I used to drive a refrigerated truck to deliver meat to supermarkets and restaurants, but now I'm sent to the hospital to transport corpses, dragging the dead to run every day, and I have to queue up at the crematorium. The dead I saw this week More than half of my previous life! There is no need to act as a corpse collector!

So, should I also take the time to roast a black-spotted frog under the red moon and try my luck to see if I can become a superhuman? "

"...Hey, this Huang Beibei just roasted a frog to eat. What kind of skill is that? I used to eat roasted bugs when I was young!"

"...The person upstairs probably hasn't read that novel. What Miss Bei eats is not a frog, but a sequence potion!"

"...???"

……

Looking at the sturdy lady who eats frogs in the video, Akiyama Hui couldn't help curling her lips and complaining, "...if the setting of Mr. Squid's "Lord of the Mysteries" unfortunately comes true in our world , then wouldn’t I become a natural witch sequence? Male to female?”

Then, an elegant and graceful female voice with a hint of banter suddenly sounded quietly behind her.

"...No! You won't become a witch, because you are the child of God (princess) who became attached to me! My little cutie!"

In an instant, Akiyama Hui was petrified.

(In Japanese, "witch" and "god child" are pronounced the same, both are "みこ".)

Chapter 10: My idol is actually a killing stone!

Late at night in Los Angeles, a round of red moon hangs high in the night sky, pouring down the cold light of blood.

The crimson moonlight shines through the window into the small apartment, and also falls on Megumi Akiyama's slightly stiff body.

There is no way, at this time, Akiyama Megumi is in a state of petrification.

——It’s not a metaphor, but a real [Petrochemical].

Although the consciousness in the head is very clear, but the body just can't move at all.

No sound came out of his mouth.

As if the hands, feet and tongue no longer belong to me!

what on earth is it?

Also, who was speaking behind his back just now?

Akiyama Megumi was extremely terrified.

She is very sure that there is absolutely no one else in the room rented by senior sister Ma Tong except herself.

Reluctantly turning her eyes, she saw that the door and windows were still tightly sealed, without any sign of being opened.