Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

If it was half a year ago, letting Akiyama Megumi stand in this extravagant villa, wouldn't she be ashamed to hold her head up?

But now, as a specially invited VIP, at the party held here, she enjoys the superiority of being surrounded by stars...

It really felt like I was in a dream!

——For modern Americans, regardless of their status, parties are an indispensable part of their lives.

Many guys with the title of "party animal" and socialite can often go to several parties in one night without feeling tired at all.

However, American parties are not just about eating and drinking.

For those more intimate parties, crazy fun and death are the core, while for more serious parties, social interaction takes up a large proportion.

All kinds of high-sounding charity dinners, political fundraising dinners, and celebrity gatherings can also be classified into the category of "party".

——A lot of talks about cooperation and relationship between celebrities in the political, business, and media circles in the United States are done at parties

Therefore, some parties in the United States are actually very important social occasions, which are very helpful for meeting and developing contacts.

For example, at the party hosted by Ms. Jennifer, the wife of the governor of California tonight, it was full of guests, stars and celebrities.

Megumi Akiyama saw executives from Microsoft, Google, Twitter, Tesla, Pfizer, and AstraZeneca, the chief designer of Apple, the prosecutor of San Francisco, several rich second-generation Americans, and the A large group of Hollywood stars, producers and directors came out of Los Angeles.

Just like in the TV series and movies, there are also a lot of beauties at this party, all wearing off-the-shoulder and backless evening dresses, stepping on four-inch high heels, and more than half of the women have dyed blonde or silver hair-traditional American and British In the upper class, it is considered that gold and silver light-colored hair is more noble.

Therefore, girls who are not originally blond often dye their hair blond when they attend social occasions.

Since this is a public party, the beauties are all very personable, regardless of their true temperament, at least maintaining a reserved image.

Looking at it at a glance, it is really beautiful, noble and elegant, making the men attending the party feel like they are in a land of beauty.

——Glamour, luxury, beauty, smile... The combination of the above elements is really so fascinating.

Compared with these glamorous beauties in evening dresses and high heels at the party, Megumi Akiyama, who was wearing a red and white witch costume, seemed a bit out of place.

——The female guests at the entire party are all exquisite women of various fashions, and it is very abrupt to mix in a different kind.

But Akiyama Hui is also very helpless.

Not to mention that there is no evening dress and high heels in her suitcase. Even if there are, would she dare to wear them with her short winter melon?

Those Hollywood female stars are stepping on the sky, showing off their long legs. Does she want to show off their short legs?

By the way, because you can't walk in high heels, you can perform a loli flat at a party?Die in public every day?

Fortunately, Akiyama Megumi has a very special identity. Although her clothes are so different, she was not turned away by the waiters. As soon as Akiyama Megumi entered the door, many people came to greet her, and they were very curious about her supernatural power. , want her to perform a few spells in public.

Also, those stars and directors are asking about the current situation in Los Angeles, and want to know if they can move back to Beverly Hills in the near future.

Akiyama Hui had no choice but to cheer up to deal with these difficult guys, described her record of using nuclear fusion strikes to eliminate spirits and ghosts in Los Angeles, and sent out the last few amulets she had in hand... In the end, it was true. But for the sake of sympathy, I showed it in public and invited God to upper body.

It's a pity that although she made fox ears and tail appear on her body, the expressions of the onlookers were very flat, as if it was just a magic trick.

There were only a few Hollywood female stars who made exaggerated expressions of surprise very cooperatively, but they could be seen as performances at a glance.

And after being surprised, relying on their tall stature, they directly stretched out their slender hands, put them on Akiyama Megumi's fox ears and started to lick them!

Someone even bent over to stroke her furry fox tail!

How can it be repaired!Do you know what you are doing?This is simply blasphemy, okay?

If it weren't for all the big beauties who reached out to rub her, Qiu Shanhui would have had a fit long ago.

It's just that it doesn't seem to be a problem even if they tease themselves as exotic beasts, and even in public?

If the black cat goddess Buster is still at hand, Megumi Akiyama can throw this item to the guests to collectively stroke and suck cats.

But it never occurred to her to bring a cat to the party.So, now the fat cat goddess Buster is still enjoying catnip in the hotel...

How to do it?You can't take out [Tritium] at the party, throw it into the San Francisco Bay, and have a [Bright Radiation], right?

This is too explosive, neither the governor nor the mayor of San Francisco will agree.

So, after thinking for a while, she summoned Ms. Freya Hale's grandmother, a former 19th-tier starlet in Hollywood who died of the COVID-[-] virus this spring. She was transformed into a guardian spirit by the cat god Buster. Let Akiyama Megumi recruit Betty, a female ghost, to be a shikigami...

Aren't you interested in the truth about haunted Los Angeles?Then let's show you a female ghost right here!

In this way, accompanied by the sudden appearance of Ms. Betty's pale ghost, and the cold aura of "Do Not Disturb" lingering around her, they gathered around the little witch Akiyama Megumi, surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside. The guests, all of them took a few steps back in fright.

Especially those familiar female stars, if they don't lose their color in front of "Senior Ghost", at least their expressions are much stiffer.

Tsk tsk, a group of guys who love dragons!

After persisting and continuing to talk to Qiu Shanhui for a few words, they quickly separated, and gathered in small groups in twos and threes to chat.

Akiyama Hui, who suddenly became deserted, looked around and found that he could neither dance ballroom dancing nor have much interest in gambling, so he took the ghost Ms. Betty and went straight to the bar, wanting to get something to drink.

As a result, Megumi Akiyama saw Ms. Freya Hale, who was smoking alone, at the bar, who had just chased away a man who struck up a conversation.

Compared with Megumi Akiyama, the little witch, Freya, a veteran of Vanity Fair in the United States, is dressed more down-to-earth—she is wearing a gray-green shiny long dress that sweeps the floor, stepping on four-inch high-heeled shoes, and hanging from her chest. Light gold necklace, even indoors wearing a pair of openwork embroidered gloves.

Seeing Megumi Akiyama approaching, Freya, who was sitting by the bar, raised her hand with a cigarette in her hand and motioned to her, "...how are you talking with the rich guys?"

"...Is it okay? Here, this is their donation to my gods, and it should add up to millions of dollars."

Megumi Akiyama took out a small stack of checks from his sleeve, and stuffed them into Freya's hands, "... But to be honest, talking to these elites is really tiring, with long and difficult sentences one after another, and all kinds of things. I basically didn't understand a few words of such a metaphor, so I had to smile and pretend to be stupid.

Especially those guys who are engaged in medicine, they talk with guns and sticks everywhere, they talk about the law and emphasize traditions at every turn, and they also mention medical insurance.Although I don't quite understand what they mean, I can still feel that they are threatening...

But these gentlemen have such a bad attitude, and they are very generous when they sign a check for me-what do they mean? "

"... People from hospitals and pharmaceutical companies? Well, they are probably threatening you, lest you steal their market."

Freya understood it immediately, "...Recently, there have been public opinions on the Internet attacking you for practicing medicine illegally, and they are behind it."

"...huh? Attacking me for illegally practicing medicine? But do they have a way to treat the COVID-19 virus? They can't even save themselves!"

Megumi Akiyama understood this explanation, and at the same time felt a little ridiculous, "...the news media have counted, and now 40% of practicing doctors in the United States have been infected with the COVID-19 virus, and 8% of the doctors in the United States have been diagnosed with COVID-22 this year. They died suddenly within half a year, [-]% of the doctors suffered from severe sequelae after recovery, and had to leave their jobs for recuperation. Hospitals everywhere are extremely short of staff, and it is unknown how many doctors and nurses will die in the second half of the year...

Under such a background that they are all precarious, American doctors are still worried that I will compete with them for patients?Too outrageous, right? "

"...Hey, even if you can't cure the disease yourself, you can't give up the medical market to those who can!

After all, capitalists who invest in and operate hospitals only need to care about the market and profits, and do not need to deal directly with patients like doctors.

Treating people is just a way for them to make money, and doctors are just consumables for them to make money.

Just like those warlike and ruthless generals, they often only care about the outcome of the war, but they don't mind the death of their soldiers.

These capitalists who engage in medicine and open hospitals do not need to consider the life and death of doctors-they have never taken the Hippocratic oath! "

Freya raised her eyebrows, "...the oligarchs in the medical industry, it's already very polite not to eat you alive!"

——In the United States, ordinary business transactions may not kill people, but infringement of core interests and monopoly will definitely kill people.

If "cleaning the essence and cutting the marrow" and "Blessing of the Cat God Buster", which theoretically cure all diseases, are included in the US medical insurance, and the gods can really provide sufficient healing magic... Then, The bigwigs in the medical industry in the United States can all find a rope and hang themselves on the southeast branch.

Faced with such a deadly threat, how can the oligarchs who monopolize the US medical industry stand still?

If they completely tear their face apart, they are really not afraid to start a war with God!

Of course, out of fear of the mushroom cloud in Los Angeles, they seem to be willing to talk to the "nuclear witch" for now.

After all, there is basically no one in the upper class of the United States who is not afraid of death, but the COVID-19 virus that mutates wildly is hopeless.

In addition to relying on one's own physical fitness and immunity to lie flat and fight hard, it seems that only supernatural power can bring the dead back to life.

If the oligarchs who monopolize the medical industry casually touch the life-saving straws of all the bosses, the consequences will be fatal.

"...It's so cold! But aren't they afraid that they will be infected with the COVID-19 virus and end up in the ICU ward or have their balls broken?"

Megumi Akiyama, the little witch, was startled, and was extremely astonished at the fact that the American medical industry is so occupying the latrines, and even asking for money rather than life.

"...Of course they are afraid! Otherwise, why did they just send someone to threaten you a little bit? Not only did they not eat you alive, but they also gave you a large donation? Tsk tsk, it was just a tentative initial contact, so I took it with me. A donation of $50? Kind of generous!

When it comes to formal negotiations, at least they have to pay hundreds of millions of dollars! "

Freya looked at the check and said, "...except for the medical industry, what have people in other companies and Hollywood said?"

"...Ah, and. Internet companies such as Microsoft, Twitter, and Google, as well as executives of Tesla, are complaining that their companies have recently begun to be frequently haunted, probably because too many programmers died suddenly in the past.

Although San Francisco has also watched my TV show, the company employees can fight ghosts [-]-[-] by spreading salt, raising cats and equipped with salt guns, but there are always some omissions.What's more terrible is that the price of cats in San Francisco has soared to the sky, and there is no market for the price, and there is a shortage of cats everywhere.

To add insult to injury, California plans to substantially increase taxes on these companies for the rebuilding of Los Angeles..."

The little witch Akiyama Hui continued, "...so, they are all asking me if there is any cheap way to get rid of spirits once and for all—if you have to endure California's exorbitant taxes and high land prices, as well as a lot of inexplicable environmental protection and Racial affirmative action laws, while being harassed by evil spirits every day, they can only relocate the company to Texas or Florida."

"...Then how did you answer?" Freya asked.

"...Let's be honest! Before the establishment of the shrine and the training of a large number of witches, I could only do a few ghost removal jobs every day.

Moreover, as long as the aura of this land is still recovering and the blood moon is still shining in the night sky, the ghosts will always continue to flow. "

Akiyama Hui spread his hands, "...they asked about the fee standard for the removal of spirits in the shrine in the future, I chose a relatively high price and quoted it, and then they all said that we should think carefully about whether the company can afford this kind of normalization additional expenses."

"... Alas, it seems that there will be another group of companies running away from California. If this situation continues, San Francisco's Silicon Valley will probably be replaced by Austin's (the capital of Texas)'s Silicon Hills in a few years. Freya shook her head, sighed worriedly and helplessly.

"...Hollywood stars, directors and producers, some are worried that the real estate prices they buy in Los Angeles will drop, and some worry that the post-disaster reconstruction of Los Angeles will be procrastinated and endless, what will happen to next year's Oscars, and then Just ask me to figure it out."

Megumi Akiyama said again, "...Damn it, they seem to think that I know some kind of magic like rewinding time or the Great Restoration Spell, which can bring Los Angeles back to before the earthquake with a snap of the fingers.

After I said that this is impossible, the directors whispered to each other again, saying all kinds of technical terms that I couldn't understand.

While the female stars discussed perfume, fashion, film appointments and boyfriends.

Anyway, it's something I don't understand, and I feel tired just listening to it, but I still have to smirk and listen.

Hey, if I'm not some kind of superpower, but just an ordinary female high school student who accidentally broke into a wealthy party, maybe I can just empty my mind, enjoy all the luxury and splendor, and have a good time without having to bear these things Are you stressed? "

"...if you're just an ordinary chick who just broke into high society by accident, then you'd better keep a low profile and not attract men's interest."

Betty, a female ghost floating next to her, suddenly said, "...men's happiness is so simple. They are always curious about strange and beautiful girls. If you add a little fresh exotic style, it will be even more exciting. Can make them excited and addicted.

But don't expect to find any true love in this kind of place, let alone find your own Prince Charming.

Those men who can play in Vanity Fair are all carnivorous animals, don't overestimate their character!They will only find ways to find out your real personal information, and then make an assessment to see if you can formally communicate, play casually, or throw it on the black market for a good price..."

"...You are overthinking, Grandma Betty, at a party of this level, it is impossible for guests to directly participate in human trafficking..."

Ms. Freya said with a serious expression, but Akiyama Megumi wanted to complain.

Hey, hello, assistant mayor, no, ma'am assistant governor, is that the point?

It turns out that there are traffickers looking for "beauty goods" at the party!

Megumi Akiyama rolled his eyes, feeling that the big American cities he saw with his own eyes seemed to be similar to Gotham City in DC movies.

Well, it might not be as good as Gotham after Batman and Master Wayne!

At this time, the Russian girl Sonia and the Louisiana red-necked girl Dolores, who were also wearing witch costumes, also came to the bar and ordered a glass of Passionate Coast cocktail and a glass of "Bloody Mary" from the bartender, while chirping Tell them about their wonderful experiences tonight.

In short, it is to see many luxury goods that are not accessible to the common people, and even get the signatures of several celebrities.

Freya rolled her eyes when she heard this, and felt that these two country girls, especially the country girl Dolores, were really ashamed.

Akiyama Megumi thinks this kind of behavior is very normal - he is obviously an upstart, why should he pursue the aristocratic style?

Besides, there is nothing wrong with being rustic, on the contrary, it is conducive to communicating with believers: the most fearful thing about religion is not being grounded!

After such a blustery talk, the handsome bartender in a suit and leather shoes brought over two glasses of cocktails, and Dolores and Sonia also noticed that besides the drinks, there were several rows of drinks on the bar that looked like Very delicate free cigarettes, I can't help but want to try the taste.

But just as they stretched out their hands, Freya held them down.

"...you should smoke mint, don't try these peach, chestnut, creamy, especially perfumed smokes."

Freya took out two light green women's cigarettes and handed them to Dolores and Sonia, "...that experience is simply a nightmare."

"...What kind of perfume-flavored cigarettes?" Akiyama Hui couldn't help asking curiously.

"...Canned peaches are blended with canned pineapple, and then the flavor of canned tuna is added." Freya, an old smoker, summed it up in one word.

"...Uh, like Japanese fried chicken-flavored ice cream and eel-flavored soda?" Akiyama Megumi shrank his neck.

This time it was Freya's turn to be surprised, "...fried chicken flavored ice cream? There is such a magical thing?"

But soon she calmed down and started ordering drinks, "... well, compared to the magic hydrogen bomb in your hand, fried chicken flavored ice cream is nothing, BOY! Give me a [Singapore Sling] ]!"

PS: Originally intended to end with a chapter, but now it seems that [-] words are too much to write the story of the party.

It can only be divided into two or three chapters, because it has to pave the way for the plot when the protagonist returns to San Francisco in the future.

Chapter 144: He has depreciated!

Seeing the girls around him ordering cocktails one by one, Megumi Akiyama, who came to such an occasion for the first time, was eager to try it.