Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

"...There is still 2.28 microsieverts of radiation per hour in the urban area, which is equivalent to 20 millisieverts per year? More than 10 times the highest safety level?"

Listening to the successive calls from the governor's office, the Pentagon and the White House to question her, Ms. Freya Hale, the assistant to the mayor of Los Angeles, who has essentially become a small follower of the "face-to-face church", couldn't help but feel a little dazed for a while.

At present, the standard unit used by countries to calculate the amount of nuclear radiation is "Sievert".

But [Sievert] is a very large unit, and generally more units of radiation dose are millisieverts and microsieverts.

1 Sievert = 1000 millisieverts; 1 millisievert = 1000 microsieverts, plus unit time, can describe the intensity of radiation.

Generally speaking, in a safe environment where ordinary people can live normally, the radiation intensity should usually be kept below 0.1 microsieverts per hour, and the environmental radiation levels in most cities around the world are much lower than this.

Of course, in modern life, there are still many indoor household appliances that will produce radiation, but the total amount of radiation that a normal person receives from computers, TVs and other electrical appliances in a year is about a few to a dozen Microsieverts, basically tiny.

Therefore, the current environmental radiation in Los Angeles is 2.28 microsieverts per hour/20 millisieverts per year, which is really not small.

Although a person has to bear a radiation dose of 4000 millisieverts at a time, he will die immediately; he will only experience acute radiation sickness if he bears a radiation dose of more than 100 millisieverts at a time.However, long-term accumulation of small doses of radiation will also greatly increase the risk of cancer.

——As for whether the accumulation of radiation below 10 millisieverts per year will cause cancer, there are still different opinions in the medical field.However, if the radiation dose exceeds 10 millisieverts per year, the level of carcinogenicity will be greatly increased, which is already a recognized fact.

According to international standards, if ordinary people want to ensure their health, it is best to only bear 1-2 millisieverts of environmental radiation per year.

But now, in the urban area of ​​Los Angeles after the "Magic Nuclear Explosion Eliminates Spirits", although the radiation standard is not as exaggerated as the real atomic bomb test site, such as Bikini, Xindi Island and Lop Nur, the annual radiation level of 20 millisieverts cannot be said to be reasonable after all. Safe and livable, right?

Didn't you swear before that how "green and pollution-free" your [Nuclear Explosion Elimination] is?This is the result?

Therefore, of course the U.S. officials will come to ask Megumi Akiyama, who caused this incident, if the cowhide is too big to be stretched?

——It’s not about holding Megumi Akiyama accountable, after all, the radiation level is at most equivalent to that of a radiology department in a general hospital.

It's just that the further plummeting housing prices in the greater Los Angeles area caused by this, and the difficulty in raising funds for reconstruction, are probably inevitable.

However, when Ms. Freya Hale hurriedly came to ask Megumi Akiyama herself, she got an answer that was beyond her expectations.

"... 20 millisieverts of radiation per year? Is there any problem with this? In my hometown, Fukushima Prefecture, this level already meets the safety standards! My grandma has lived in this environment for more than nine years. Since years ago, the government is still organizing disaster victims to move back to the Fukushima blockade!"

The little witch Akiyama Megumi held the IPAD and blinked innocently, "...what people in Fukushima can bear, can't Los Angeles do it?"

Freya: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻So what you said [green and pollution-free] is calculated according to Japanese standards!!!

——It really deserves to be the outstanding sons and daughters of the "big nuclear nation"!

Did you grow up drinking irradiated water, eating irradiated rice, and roasting irradiated fish every day?

In fact, Japan was not a "big nuclear nation" from the very beginning. On the contrary, because of the two atomic bombs at the end of World War II, which were deeply remembered by the boss of the US emperor, Japan once "talked about nuclear discoloration" during the Cold War. The radiation safety is very strict.

According to Japan's safety standards before 2011, the maximum amount of safe radiation that ordinary people are exposed to every year is only 1 millisievert.Even if the employees of Japanese nuclear power plants suffer from cancer when the accumulated radiation exposure reaches 50 millisieverts, it can already be regarded as a work-related injury.

But after 2011... various standards related to nuclear radiation safety have been greatly raised by the Japanese government.

Everyone knows the reason for raising the standard.

Moreover, this increase in safety standards is not an increase of tens of percent, but a rolling upwards of tens of times.

For example, the radiation level of safe drinking water for infants and young children in Japan has now been adjusted to the radiation intensity of cooling wastewater from nuclear power plants in China.

The safety radiation standard of the place of residence has also been raised to 20 millisieverts per year, which is an exaggerated level that has increased by twenty times compared with the past.

Therefore, Japan now has really become a majestic "big nuclear nation".

As for the citizens of Fukushima Prefecture in Japan, they are even more "nuclear citizens among nuclear citizens", which can be compared to the wastelanders in the "Radiation" game.

Hey, only such a magical place can cultivate such a super girl who rubs hydrogen bombs with her hands, right?

Thinking so, Ms. Freya sighed and rubbed her wrinkled forehead, and turned to leave.

And "Flying Noodles" Chen Qiuhan, who was drinking beer and sitting across from Megumi Akiyama, looked at the little witch who was pretending to be innocent with complicated eyes.

It wasn't until Freya walked away that he opened his mouth as if nothing had happened.

"...Speaking of which, as far as I know, even if you want to create an unbelievably large spectacle, exhaust the spiritual power of the Los Angeles area, drain the bottom from the bottom of the evil spirits entrenched in the urban area, and go fishing... you don't necessarily have to use a nuclear explosion mushroom cloud , such an eye-catching way of casting spells, right?

Moreover, you deliberately ambiguous to the U.S. officials in advance, making them think that it was just an earthquake or tsunami, and you only unveiled it publicly in front of the news media at the last moment, which made Mr. Governor so groggy... How on earth did you What are you considering? "

"...Uh huh, how should I say it? Brother China."

Akiyama Hui blinked again, and a classic cliché popped out of his mouth, "...some things can't be said too clearly. There are a lot of things involved, those who understand naturally understand, and those who do not understand naturally do not understand."

"...OK! Of course I understand!" Chen Qiuhan put down the glass full of orange-yellow cold beer and spread his hands, "...to borrow a famous quote from Iraqi President Saddam Hussein, when the United States accuses you of having weapons of mass destruction time, you better really have it. Right?"

In this regard, Akiyama Hui raised his eyebrows knowingly; "...Yes, in short, I want to be a good person, but I don't want to be pointed at with a gun, and I hate being kidnapped by people playing morality, but today's The United States is most keen to play this game, and has already formed path dependence.

You say, how can I make people shut up?At least I can't let those trolls mess with me in person?

A mere natural disaster is probably not enough to scare those people to the bone marrow. If you want to really deter some mindless idiots, it's better to be simple and rude, and let them appreciate the mushroom cloud—this is also beneficial to us increase awareness.

With the rise of the mushroom cloud, even if the United States agrees to cover up and block the news, other countries will help to promote it. "

"...Indeed, the best way to make people shut up is nuclear deterrence? In order to show determination, do you have to actually throw the nuclear bomb?"

Chen Qiuhan sighed, "...It's a courageous approach, but it's also very correct. Only the strong can be respected. If you've been talking nicely all this time, maybe there are agents from the FBI or the Homeland Security Bureau coming now I came to 'heart-to-heart' with us..."

"...Maybe it's not just a 'heart-to-heart talk'. There may also be a disappearance, or a 'suicide' with eight shots in the back." Sonia, a Russian girl sitting on the other side drinking coffee, added, "...the same as during the Cold War In comparison, the way the United States is doing this is getting rougher and rougher."

——As the successor of the British Empire, the American government has always been better than the blue in terms of not being a human being.

If we say that the United States during the Cold War still had a bit of brains, and knew that it needed both carrots and sticks, and it was both soft and hard.

Well, the United States now eats the carrots by itself, and when it encounters trouble, it can either lie flat and pretend to die, or serve it with a big stick.

Fortunately, Megumi Akiyama not only has endless hydrogen bombs in his sleeves, but also stays on the mainland of the United States.

If she really wants to grow a few mushrooms for the United States, she won't even need intercontinental missiles and nuclear missile submarines.

——In the eyes of laymen, Megumi Akiyama seems to be able to make a few more suns on the land of America with just a flick of his sleeves...

In the face of such a hard-core and ruthless person with a nuclear bomb, who in the entire American ruling class would dare to criticize and speak nonsense against her?

Even if there is such a troll, some of his colleagues will consciously cover their mouths with their hands, so as not to allow this bastard to talk nonsense and cause a nuclear bomb.

In contrast, the deterrent power of my "Flying Noodles God's Choice" is obviously not enough.

Alas, who made the Master of Flying Noodles have such a character of idle clouds and wild cranes, who would "cook it or not (the Lord doesn't care)" when encountering everything?

Chen Qiuhan thought so depressedly, and began to feel a little worried about his future position in the "Mian Mian Cult".

Although the [Mianmian Cult] is now dominated by the Flying Mian God, it does not mean that he can always represent the authority of the Flying Mian God.

Because, the God of Flying Noodles has never promised that only he will get the grace of God!

Based on the laxity of the FSM religion, there will definitely be many other "FSM Chosen" appearing in various states in the United States in the future.

And as a foreigner, especially a Chinese, he will definitely be excluded in the future in the American pasta cult.

——Based on what Chen Qiuhan has seen and heard in the United States these days, let alone whites and blacks, even Asians may not be willing to support him.

Well, maybe Asians are the ones who reject themselves the most!

But if he can't stand in the United States and has to return to the motherland where the aura has not yet recovered, he will become an ordinary person again.

Such an earth-shaking gap was obviously completely unacceptable to Comrade Chen Qiuhan who had just obtained extraordinary power.

Hey, how can we make full use of the first-mover advantage and seize a favorable position in order to face the inevitable challenges in the future?

Or take advantage of the short leading period now, and try to realize the benefits you get as much as possible, how much can you earn?

Chen Qiuhan couldn't figure out how to make a decision for a while, so he could only try to contact the "ministers admonished" of the Flying Noodle Sect divisions all over the world, get their approval, and establish a network of contacts, so that if one day in The United States can't get along, at least there are other places to go.

In addition to the official business of the church, he did not leave his personal affairs behind. Now he has called his father to ask his family's funeral supplies company to release a batch of noodle coupons and beer coupons [exclusively for the underworld] as soon as possible, as well as female pirates. The incineration paper man can also be developed.

——Based on his status as the "Flying Noodles God's Choice", the above-mentioned funeral supplies should be able to sell, right?

Ah, by the way, you can also develop some paper black cats, nine-tailed white foxes, and [Tritium Treasure]...

Based on his friendship for a while, he is confident that the little witch and the black catwoman can personally help with advertising!

I believe that without waiting until next year's Tomb-sweeping Day, the family's assets will turn around a few times... He thought so happily.

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On the other side, after dismissing Freya, Akiyama Kei also continued to look down at his tablet.

Obviously, with the mushroom cloud rising over Los Angeles, she has become famous all over the world and has become the top-ranking Internet celebrity, even surpassing the limelight of the golden-haired fat man in the White House. The little witch, the traverser who remained unknown until her death, was overjoyed.

There is no way, the matter of "nuclear bombing of the United States" is too explosive, even if someone wants to suppress it, they cannot suppress it.

——In the face of such big news that seriously breaks through the threshold, it is too difficult to rely on "cognitive warfare" to turn black and white.

Not to mention, it is the election year in the United States right now, and the fat man with golden hair sitting in the Oval Office of the White House can't wait for such a great news like "Nuclear Explosion Deep Blue State" to be spread, and the whole world knows, how can he be stabbed? The dark blue state of California, which is a big basket, covers up?

Finally, if you really want to cover up the "nuclear explosion in Los Angeles", it's hard not to pour dirty water on Megumi Akiyama.

But in the face of such a ruthless person who throws hydrogen bombs at the slightest disagreement, who might even know how to curse, which media dares to be so cheap?

Aren't you afraid of being cursed by God until you go bankrupt or even destroy your family?

The risk is not proportional to the benefit at all!

Therefore, the United States is now lying flat on this news, basically with an attitude of letting the global crowd ridicule me and not moving.

And Internet users all over the world, especially those who are quarantined at home due to the epidemic blockade, are caught in an unprecedented carnival.

Chapter 136: Transform the Disney Castle into the world's largest cat climbing frame!

In short, the photo of the red and white witch Megumi Akiyama shaking the Kagura bell with a smile, and a nuclear explosion mushroom cloud rising behind her, has spread all over the Internet overnight, and has become the computer and mobile phone screen wallpaper of countless netizens all over the world. , and countless derivatives were born.

For example, someone with good deeds put the opening screen of the "Radiation" game together with Akiyama Megumi's photo.

Someone posted a map of the United States on the back of Megumi Akiyama's profile picture, and the location of Los Angeles on the map is a mushroom cloud.

And a soul torture was marked under this picture: Where is the next nuclear explosion?

"I watched this Miko's previous CNN talk show again, and found that plan A she proposed was to use a physical nuclear explosion to create a tsunami, and plan B was to use a magical charge to create a nuclear explosion—in other words, no matter what Nuke! You really deserve to be a Nuke Miko!"

"Mushroom clouds are the most beautiful art! The real aesthetics of violence!"

"This fully shows that the removal of spirits by talismans is the tear of the times! Nuclear explosions are the coolest thing!"

——The following are two cartoons side by side, one is an onmyoji using talismans to exorcise evil spirits, and the other is the little witch Akiyama Hui smiling with her back to the mushroom cloud.

The contrast is strong and the contrast is stark.

"Hey, watching the Japanese miko nuke Los Angeles, why can't I not help but think of Curtis LeMay's Tokyo bombing/big barbecue?"

"Yes, Li Mei has many [acquaintances] in Tokyo, and Megumi Akiyama also has many [hydrogen friends] in Los Angeles!"

"Li Mei won Japan's First Class Rising Sun Medal after grilling Tokyo. What medal can the nuke witch get from the United States this time?"

"The Medal of Honor? The Distinguished Service Medal? The Battle of Los Angeles Medal? Ahem, it seems a bit difficult."

"It's hard to imagine Trump personally awarding a Japanese miko for her achievements in the nuclear bombing of the Deep Blue State-this scene is really laughable!"

"Haha, even if the Americans are too stingy to give out medals, Megumi Akiyama's operation is not a loss!

For a Japanese shrine maiden, where in this world is there anything more prestigious than the nuclear explosion in the United States? "

"Demon hunters are just holding holy water, silver swords and crosses, while Eastern Taoist priests are just playing with mahogany swords and black dog blood. How can this witch from Fukushima Prefecture keep pace with the times and bring forth new ones? Wenwen is weak, in fact, people don't talk too much, and they just put hydrogen bombs and grow mushrooms!"

"Back then, the United States sent a [little boy] to Hiroshima, Japan, and now Japan has returned a [little girl] to Los Angeles, USA!"

"Fukushima Prefecture chose Tritium Treasure as the local mascot before, which attracted a lot of criticism from the private media, and ridiculed by netizens at home and abroad. Now the public opinion is all reversed! Everyone is praising Fukushima Prefecture for its foresight and grabbing the aura When it was revived, it became the holy place of the hydrogen bomb god!"

"Oh my God! Japan's dream of entering the nuclear weapons club suddenly came true in such a weird way?

Well, hey, even with 30 years of cerebral infarction, I definitely can't think of such absurd plot development! "

"Japan: Haha, no one understands nuclear bombs better than me!"

"Japan's road to nuclear weapons is to rely on religious superstition to build spiritual nuclear warheads? And it has succeeded!

Moreover, Japan's first nuclear bomb flew over the Pacific Ocean and exploded the boss of the US emperor. The Yankees still have to smile and say thank you?

What the hell am I crazy about?Or is God crazy?Or is the world crazy? "

"It's very simple, everyone is crazy!"

"The Fukushima County Office has just issued a notice on the website, saying that it is preparing to build a giant [Tritium] statue in the prefecture as a landmark building, and is now raising funds and design drawings... This is simply the real version of the Atomic God Ah, it's terrifying!"

"I bet, as long as this [Triium Treasure] colossus is not unfinished, it will definitely become a scenic spot, and the incense will definitely be in a mess when it is completed!"

"Hey, it's been a long time since the emperor of the world has been bitter and beautiful!"

"If you think about it carefully, the nuclear fusion slime in Fukushima Prefecture is actually quite cute, at least much better than those Cthulhu-style things in the Tokyo Olympics."