Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

But just as she was about to withdraw her hand, a cat's paw pressed on the back of her hand, "...keep meowing, don't stop!"

"...If you tell me to continue, I will continue? Wouldn't it be embarrassing for me? Besides, I have something serious to talk to you about."

"...a ruthless little girl who really doesn't know how to respect gods."

The black cat goddess Buster complained so much, then twisted her chubby body, and stretched fiercely, "... tell me, what's the matter?"

"... Buster, you seem to be gaining weight recently! Come and have a scale with me, I can't just sit and watch you die of fat."

After all, without waiting for Buster to answer, Megumi Akiyama grabbed the nape of her neck and lifted her up, "...Hey, it's so heavy!"

"...Fat? No, no, no, I'm not fat at all, I'm just fluffy, fluffy, do you understand?"

The black cat goddess Buster, who had reacted, suddenly had a bad feeling, and immediately struggled hard.

But she has been caught by Akiyama Hui, and at the same time she is Akiyama Hui's shikigami, so she cannot hurt her master.

So, after a battle of wits and courage, Akiyama Hui still put this big fat cat on Maoca's pet electronic scale.

Next, I saw the pointer of the electronic scale dangling for a while, and finally pointed to an unbelievable number.

Dangdang!Congratulations to Xiao Huihui for raising a thirty-pound fat cat! (about fourteen kilograms)

"...Thirty pounds?" Akiyama Hui was stunned for a moment, "...you still say you have fluffy hair? This is clearly a solid cat, okay?"

——Even if cats regard fat as beauty (referred to as fat), the weight of thirty pounds is too exaggerated.

More importantly, how much did she weigh when she just caught the black cat goddess Buster last month?Only ten pounds!

In just over a month, it grew from ten pounds to thirty pounds?This is not only gaining weight, but also being inflated, right?

"...Hey, Buster, as America's cat god, you have to set an example for all cats and be a great cat!"

Akiyama Megumin put his forehead against Buster's cat's forehead, and said earnestly, "...how can you be as fat as a pig? How can you catch mice with this appearance?

No, no, life is exercise, mine will take you out for a walk, make you lose weight, and make you a better cat. "

"...Woo meow! Don't! I don't want you to drag me out for a walk."

As soon as he heard the word "walking the cat", Buster, the goddess of black cats, jumped up as if facing a formidable enemy, trying to get under the cabinet in the corner.

Unexpectedly, she no longer had the flexible figure when she first arrived, but swelled into a thirty-pound fluffy fat ball.

As a result, Buster found that he couldn't even get his head in, so Megumi Akiyama grabbed his tail and pulled him out easily.

Then, Megumi Akiyama took the leash and put it around its neck, and finally, together with Dolores, pulled Buster out of the door.

"...Let's go! You eat so much every day, it's time to do something, go shopping with us! Good cat Buster!"

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The security of a city is usually related to many factors, such as poverty.

Generally speaking, unless there is a bonus in terms of spiritual beliefs, the law and order in poor places will not be good.

But the situation in the United States is quite strange. Whether it is New York, the world's financial center on the east coast, or Hollywood, the city of angels on the west coast, they are obviously dream capitals sought after by people all over the world, and they are also places where wealth flows. It's surprisingly bad.

Especially in today's Los Angeles, the "Corona" epidemic has not yet ended, and then the breaking news of "coexisting with zombies" came out.

Coupled with the fact that the tourism industry is basically over, a large number of citizens are fleeing, the economy is collapsing, and more and more poor people are forced to commit crimes... As a result, the law and order situation in Los Angeles is getting worse. During the day, there are robbers robbing the streets, which is enough to make DC Comics Gotham City pales in comparison.

Therefore, many citizens have begun to go out with guns to ensure safety.And the police can only relax the control.

But despite this, outside a certain supermarket today, a three-person armed team who came to shop still attracted the attention of many customers:

In front is a sassy red-haired cowgirl in a red plaid shirt, short skirt, and cowboy hat, leading the way with a double-barreled shotgun on her back.

In the middle is a big fat black cat with a leash around its neck, pulling a small cart with a look of lovelessness.

Beside him is a little blond horse with baseball bats and a safety helmet, chewing bubble gum. At first glance, he thought it was Harley Quinn.

At the back is an Asian girl wearing a priestess costume and holding a samurai sword, with piercing eyes escorting her back.

Where did this adventurer team come from?

And... Isn't it a bit cruel to animals to let a cat pull the cart?

Chapter 59, The Cat God Comes with a Kitten

With a leash tied around his neck and a rumbling scooter behind him, Buster, the black cat goddess who has been reduced to a power animal, is in a broken mood.

She is such an independent woman with plus-size animal protection depression full of politically correct attribute BUFF stacks, and an African-American single mother cat (although the cats born before don’t know where to lose them), how did she fall into the three fools with the sled ( Huskies, Samoyeds, Alaskan dogs) the same situation?

What did you say to make her exercise and run with weights, so that she can lose weight... Bah!Is she fat?This is clearly rich and beautiful!

Do you know what is political correctness? !

However, the little witch Akiyama Hui did not admit Buster's sophistry at all, and insisted that she take the cart to the streets and carry weight to lose weight...

Facing the curious eyes of pedestrians and wild cats along the way, Buster, the black cat goddess who was forced to pull a cart, was really out of breath.

What a disgrace! ! !

Can't go on like this!Buster!You must have servants who truly belong to you!

The shit-shoveling officers who live with you now don’t actually belong to you, and they can’t be bought by their seemingly generous material alms!

——After experiencing the "disgrace of the cat cart", the black cat goddess Buster, who was about to degenerate into a meow, finally suddenly woke up.

She was horrified to realize that the dried fish, cat strips, canned cat food, catnip and cat toys she had been enjoying for a while now, as well as the rich aura that nourished her, and the power of faith (from the newly shot Video cat film), in essence, it does not belong to her!

Every gift bestowed on her by fate has already secretly marked the price!

And the humiliation of the cat cart now is just the beginning - as long as he lives under the fence for a day, he will be treated like this...

No matter how much divine power you have accumulated, it is useless!

So, it can't go on like this!Buster!You must have servants who truly belong to you!

The Black Cat Goddess once again warned herself.

However, it is not easy for her to find a satisfactory servant.

Although there are cat slaves everywhere in this huge human city, it is not difficult for cats to find a place to eat.

However, it is not easy to find a person who can carry divine power when this extraordinary power has just begun to recover and germinate.

——He was a first-class prophet and agent in ancient times, and he was at least the leader of a small sect in the end.

When he was still wandering the streets of Los Angeles, Buster tried to find his own apostle, but he found nothing.

Somewhere, there seems to be some precepts stipulating that only those who meet certain conditions can become the servant of the cat god.

While thinking about this, the black cat goddess pretended to be obediently squatting at the entrance of the food supermarket, waiting for Megumi Akiyama and Sonia who went to buy vegetables to come out.

Then, inadvertently, the black cat goddess glanced at the corner of the parking lot, those dirty homeless tents.

Immediately afterwards, she suddenly shuddered without warning, and the cat's eyes, which had been squinting under the clear sky and scorching sun, instantly opened wide...

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Meanwhile, Megumi and Sonia went into the grocery store after leaving Dolores outside to watch over the cart, cats, and weapons.

——It has to be said that the fertile land of the United States of America is indeed vast and rich in resources, and it is worthy of being the land promised by God.

Although compared with before the epidemic, the price of goods in Los Angeles has risen a bit due to the chaotic supply chain, but it is still very cheap compared to Japan.

For example, lean beef costs only five dollars a pound, pork costs three dollars a pound, a barrel of milk costs three dollars, potatoes fifty cents a pound, radishes and cabbages are seventy cents a pound, and tomatoes cost a dollar a pound.The peppers are huge bell peppers and cost an average of $[-] each, but one pepper is enough to cook a dish-in general, there are very few dishes in the supermarket that cost more than five dollars per pound, usually Like two or three bucks a pound.

Before, Megumi Akiyama and his four girls cooked their own meals in the apartment. On average, each meal for four people was enough for only six dollars.

Fruit was also cheap: pineapples were $[-] a pound, apples a dollar a pound, and very sweet seedless grapes were less than $[-] a pound.

However, the price of seafood has risen a little bit-because of the small space on the ocean-going fishing boats, the "Corona" epidemic has spread severely among the fishermen, and many fishermen have stopped working on the shore, so now the fishing manpower in the United States has repeatedly hit The new low, the price of seafood naturally rises.

But even so, salmon is only $[-] per pound, very large prawns are $[-] per pound, and the seemingly luxurious king crab is just an ordinary dish in the supermarket-Americans rarely eat those small crabs that are too much to eat. Instead, either have just crab legs, or crab salad and crab cakes.

From this we can see how vast and abundant the New World is, and how cheap all kinds of agricultural products and meat products are.

In fact, just from the customers who visit the supermarket, you can see how rich the products are here, so that so many fat people have been raised.

Anyway, Megumi Akiyama looked around, feeling that his vision seemed to be full of fat people, and they were still the super-obese type full of visual impact - some aunts could smash the scale with one foot, at least three It weighs a hundred pounds; some uncles obviously lowered their heads and couldn't see their toes, and their precarious pants seemed to collapse at any moment.There are even some fat people.In the supermarket, you have to take a four-wheeled electric vehicle instead of walking.

In the McDonald's in front of the supermarket, many children who eat are even rounder than hamburgers, and they have protruding belly curves at a young age.

——There is a funny joke saying that among the ten Americans you see on the street, at least three are slightly fat and three are very fat.The two are unreasonably fat!

When Megumin Akiyama was in high school in Fukushima Prefecture, Japan, he remembered that there was a fat and fat nerd boy with a gloomy personality in his class. He was bullied by other students because of his bloated body.But if he were to be placed on the American side, he might already be in the shape of a devil, at best he could only be described as stocky...

In short, looking around at the many old fat people, big fat people and little fat people, the slender Akiyama Hui couldn't help but feel a sense of pride in his heart.

But soon, she restrained her attention and concentrated on buying ingredients—because she was tired of eating bread, she was going to make a pot of seafood stewed rice tonight.

First of all, sea prawns and fish must be used in stewed rice. In order to make the dinner more luxurious, she also took some crab meat.

Next, Megumi Akiyama ordered onions, radishes, bell peppers, tomatoes, spices and rice, as well as apples and grapes as after-dinner fruits.

Although I bought a lot of big bags and small bags, when I finally went to the cashier to check out, all of them added up to less than one hundred dollars.

However, when Qiu Shanhui walked out of the supermarket, he found an empty cart at the door, and the black cat and the landlady didn't know where they went.

Looking around again, I found that at the edge of the parking lot, Dolores was being dragged by the leash by Buster, the cat god, to the homeless man's tent?

——Because she had a double-barreled shotgun on her back, a samurai sword on her waist, and Sonia’s baseball bat in her left hand, Dolores could only drag the thirty-pound giant cat with her right hand, which was really useless. As for being dragged by the black cat goddess step by step.

Just as the person and the cat were wrestling with each other, Dolores also saw the little witch coming out, she was overjoyed and shouted:

"... Hurry up! Huihui, Sonia! Help me! This cat is running like crazy! Help me drag it back together!"

Hearing Dolores' anxious shout, the little witch Megumi Akiyama, who was almost stunned, also realized immediately, and quickly pointed to her shikigami, the black cat goddess Buster, and shouted loudly. Following the spiritual command: "Sit down!"

The next moment, under the influence of the power of [Speaking Spirit], the black cat goddess Buster, who was dragging the landlady Dolores forward with all her strength, had no choice but to stop her activities reluctantly, and immediately Squat down.

Dolores, who had no time to restrain her strength, staggered suddenly, fell on her back and fell on the spot.

Then, Megumi Akiyama, who was still a little confused about the situation, walked over with a sullen face, grabbed the nape of the neck of the black cat goddess Buster, and scolded in a serious tone, "... Buster, what are you doing? Are you insane? Do you look like a pet? When you were asked to exercise, you refused to move, but now you are asked to squat like crazy. What is there to attract you? ..."

Megumi Akiyama said this while squinting in the direction where the black cat goddess Buster was running wildly.

Then she found a gaunt, unshaven white homeless man sitting next to a dingy tent, setting a pile of scrap cardboard on fire and using the little fire to roast a torch on a wire. The skinned mouse looked at the girls not far away in confusion.

Although the homeless man didn't seem like a good person, considering the double-barreled shotgun on Dolores' back and the supermarket guard with a pistol not far away, he didn't do anything special, just glanced at them, I turned my head and continued to concentrate on grilling, sprinkling salt and seasoning on the meat from time to time.

However, this guy can even roast and eat mice?This is really a copper intestine and iron stomach!

So unhygienic!It's so unhygienic!Wait, rat? !

Facing this scruffy homeless man who ate grilled mice, Akiyama Megumi was stunned for a moment, and then felt a little disgusted...

Then, she suddenly realized, turned her head to the black cat goddess Buster, who was in her hand, and continued to reprimand:

"... Buster! Although I said before that I want you to be a good cat, there is no need to start catching mice from here!

Besides, you are not catching mice yourself at all, but snatching mice caught by others!what is this?False?

Please give me a little shame, okay?If this continues, when will you be able to become the best cat..."

In this way, Buster, the black cat goddess who failed to walk alone, had no choice but to droop her head after being reprimanded by Akiyama Hui, and went back to the small cart, dragging the small cart again, and the car. The newly bought fruits and vegetables, fish and shrimp, turned around and walked towards the apartment with a whimper.

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The three-person armed grocery shopping cat cart team returned to the apartment, and Akiyama Megumin removed the leash from the neck of the black cat goddess.

And the black cat goddess Buster immediately ran away as if she was forgiven, and she was so flexible that she didn't look like a big fat cat weighing thirty pounds.

Akiyama Hui didn't care about this, and used the time before evening to shoot a video of a fat cat sumo match with Sonia, waving small flags made of colored paper, and commanding the fattest couple A cat flopped around on the small wooden arena.

Dolores and Valentina are in the kitchen washing rice and vegetables, and preparing cat food boxes for so many cats in the apartment.

After the group performance cats got their lunch boxes and left the show, Megumi Akiyama returned to the kitchen to cook seafood stewed rice with everyone.

First of all, pour a little olive oil into the hot iron pan - olive oil is the best for seafood stewed rice. After the olive oil is heated, pour the chopped onions, carrots, and garlic in turn. Stir-fry in the pot, then pour the tomatoes and bell peppers into the pot, and fry slowly until soft and waxy.

The next step is to pour the washed rice into the pot and sprinkle with pepper, cinnamon, red pepper powder and other spices.

Next, Valentina brings out a large cup of thick soup that has been pre-cooked with fish, crab meat, seafood and cream, and then pours it into the pot, submerging the rice and letting the soup taste.Finally, put fresh shrimps in a circle on the top layer, cover the pot and heat slowly, waiting for the rice to cook.

About three to ten minutes later, Valentina lifted the lid of the pot, and suddenly a strange smell rushed to everyone's mouths and noses, making people want to swallow their saliva.

At this moment, the seafood stewed rice in the pot has turned beautiful golden yellow, which is very pleasing to the eye. Hui Qiushan took out a knife and cut a lemon, squeezed the lemon juice into the seafood rice, so that the rice can fully absorb the fragrance of the lemon... 铛Dang, a pot of delicious seafood stewed rice is completed in this way!

After heating up some quick-frozen food in the microwave as a side dish, the four girls and a nine-tailed white fox sat at the dining table and started eating.

However, just when Megumi Akiyama finished the first bowl of paella and started to add a second bowl for himself with great appetite, he heard a "plop" sound, and a lump of black, plump, fluffy fat ball knocked away. Through the half-covered window, he jumped in clumsily.