Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

First of all, the mutated strains that create [zombies] specifically attack men, and do little harm to women.

Secondly, Sister Ma Tong, your daily life is full of things more terrifying than these low-profile zombies.If you are afraid of these dying patients, then how will you face the more cruel real life in the future?

Ma Tong: Something scarier than zombies?In our daily life?What did you say?I don't quite understand.

Hui Hui: Sister Ma Tong, please think about it carefully. In our society, are there always many things that look like people active, but they have neither soul nor emotion, only an obsession with flesh and blood, and A crazy spirit that will do anything to get flesh and blood.

As long as you expose your flesh and blood, they will swarm up and bite you.

You can't escape, you can't hide, there is nowhere to hide, there is no way to hide, they can always come to you quietly.

It doesn't care whether you are thin or strong, beautiful or ugly, whether it has anything to do with it, even if you are its own father, its first love, or its benefactor, it will still let you go.

You can't destroy it because they're endless, and if you kill one, a bunch will pop up pretty quickly.

Sometimes you think they're gone, but in reality they're just lurking in a dark corner, or on their way to eat you.

You can't avoid it, their sense of smell is unbelievably sensitive, sometimes you think you are hiding it very cleverly, but in fact your smell has already entered their noses, and the sound of your breathing has already entered their ears.

You can't even ignore it, because they're everywhere, like quicksilver.

You think you have built a strong fortress, with ditches and walls criss-crossing and safe, but they always find a gap to get in, from every direction, every angle, from the most unexpected corners, suddenly appearing, like the tide. You drown.

It can infect.As long as you are bitten by it, you will also become one of them, losing your soul and humanity, leaving only the enthusiasm for flesh and blood.

It will evolve.Even if you find a way to deal with it, it will soon become immune to this method and use other methods to deal with you.And it is more concealed, more ingenious, and more efficient.

It can hide.You think you know where they are, but they keep popping up from somewhere else and biting you hard.

It will multiply and hatch cubs that are exactly like them. They are born bloodthirsty and crazy, and even driven by something, they become more cruel, cunning, and greedy.

They have intelligence and tactics, and they will form huge gangs to help and cooperate with each other. Some attract your attention from the front, and some run behind you to attack.It may even be more clever than your tactics. They will form groups of hedgehogs and be flexible and efficient. Everything is to eat your flesh and blood.

It is organized, with strict hierarchy, strict discipline, and strict orders and prohibitions. Even if there are internal conflicts, it can be consistent with the outside world and join hands to hunt you.

They are smarter, cunning, and stealthier than the zombies in the movies.

They will pretend to be close to you, eat the same things and wear the same clothes as you, making you forget their bloodthirsty nature.Then, they will not bite you to death directly, but domesticate you, feed you, squeeze you, confuse you, concoct you, and eat you slowly.

They will anesthetize you, infuse you with all kinds of ecstasy soup, and stuff all kinds of [hard work], [struggle], blessings, consumerism, money worship, and advanced consumption into your head. .Let you be eaten unconsciously.

Painless cannibalism belongs to yes.

So, my dear sister Ma Tong, take a look around you, and you should find that both you and I have already lived in a world that is far scarier, more ferocious, more bloodthirsty, and more terrifying than these low-profile zombies in Los Angeles. The powerful unnameable is around.

You are confused by them, you are brainwashed by them, you are eaten by them, and you are finally drained of your youth and health, leaving only a withered soul.

Under such circumstances, sister Ma Tong, isn't it a strange thing that you are not afraid of the huge monsters around you that are about to devour you, but are afraid of these dying patients on the other side of the Pacific Ocean that do not pose any threat to your life at all?

Ma Tong: ... Well, Xiao Huihui, what you said is so reasonable that I am speechless. I have fully realized my ignorance and shallowness-but why are you, a feudal priest, older than me? The excellent members under the red flag seem more like a Bolshevik?

Hui Hui: ...

Ma Tong: But you are right. Capital is such a cannibal. No one can escape the exploitation of capitalists...

Hey, thinking about the job search and life after graduation is quite hopeless. Those bosses always want us to work overtime to enjoy the blessings of 996, and also want us to have a second child, um, maybe we will have a third child in the future-this is Do you really treat employees like livestock?

Do we want to dedicate our youth and vitality to the boss's luxury cars, yachts and young models in the club?

Huihui: If you are walking with a heavy load, then someone must be riding you and dislike you for running slowly!

Ma Tong: Brilliant!

Chapter 55, Something Worse Than Zombies

It seemed that it was because the topic they just talked about was too heavy. In the following time, Ma Tong and Qiu Shanhui didn't talk about any serious things, but just chatted about some homely gossip and told their respective stories.

Ma Tong mainly described the situation that she gained a lot of weight due to inactivity at home, and had to take classes online remotely. Infested" and "camera overturned" and other anecdotes.

In addition, after the online class lasted for nearly two months, many people who were not considered hardworking seemed to become more and more lazy. Some people used a camera to look at a photo and pretended that they were still there, while some insisted that the camera was broken. , there are still people who seem to be normal, and the group discussion is dead silent...

Megumi Akiyama, who is in Los Angeles, added some details that even Ma Tong didn't know - even the college students in Los Angeles, such as Valentina, now all use Zoom to take classes online, and now they have developed A one-stop business of online course registration and homework brushing.

Not long ago, an Indian girl even came to the apartment to ask Valentina for outsourcing... Even the studio has been set up!

What a spirit of capitalism!

After the two sides laughed at each other, Ma Tong talked about the "Fox Witch Team" that Akiyama Megumi was working on in Los Angeles. He praised Akiyama Megumi's ability to act a hundred times, and was surprised that she taught the landlady so quickly. , Valentina and Sonia dance Kagura dance and Otaku dance.

Next, Ma Tong also claimed that she would definitely help promote the MV video of [Fox Miko Heavenly Troupe] in China, and make a lot of girlfriends famous-these authentic fair-haired & brunette fair-skinned girls dance house dances in oriental costumes , Compared with the Asian girls with dyed hair, they obviously have a different style.

So, by reposting the singing and dancing videos of [Fox Witches], Ma Tong actually became a budding rookie UP host in a small place.

For this, Akiyama Megumi expressed her gratitude dumbfounded—the recovery of spiritual energy is limited to the western United States, and it is useless for her to have overseas influence!

Speaking of which, since her debut on the Internet, the [Fox Witch Team], which she has single-handedly managed, has actually achieved quite embarrassing results, a bit of a feeling of "blossom inside the wall and fragrance outside the wall"-the response in the United States is mediocre, although the number of fans has increased but Not many; in East Asia, China and Japan are more popular.

From the perspective of East Asia, it seems that this can be regarded as a kind of cultural export, which is both good-looking and dignified, right?

What makes the little witch Megumi Akiyama want to complain is that the limited number of fans harvested in the United States, the focus of most attention is not on the singing and dancing and sacrifices of these "fox witches", but as props for them And the cats and cats who were the supporting dancers, I was impressed by their superb skills in taming cats.

Recently, some people have had strange ideas, wanting to send their cats to Akiyama Megumi for paid training to learn talents!

Isn't this preposterous!

They are fox priestesses who serve Tamamo-mae & Inari, not cat-eared priestesses who serve cat gods!

Do you all like watching cat movies so much?This is really embarrassing for me!

However, even Ma Tong from the other side of the ocean admired the cats that Qiu Shanhui had taken over, "... you have raised so many cats, and only one of them is smart, beautiful, versatile, and looks like a rich family. , I will definitely have millions of fans in the future, and I will be rich and honorable..."

In this regard, what else can Akiyama Megumi say?I could only smile wryly to myself.

After chatting like this for more than an hour, Ma Tong seemed to be sleepy, so he said bye to Qiu Shanhui, logged out of WeChat and went offline to go to sleep.

——The early morning hours on the west coast of the United States happened to be midnight in the East Asian continent.

When Ma Tong put down his cell phone and got into bed and fell asleep, Megumi Akiyama on the other side of the ocean had just started a new day of life.

So Megumi Akiyama yawned after finishing swiping his phone, stood up, opened the window and looked out at the street scene of Los Angeles, lost in thought.

To be honest, all people in East Asia, no matter which country they are in, have some pure and vague affection for the United States at first.

Even if some people can't understand the hegemony of the American emperor, they still envy the prosperity, wealth, advancement and freedom of the United States...

The supreme status of the global overlord and the dazzling title of the city on the hill have decorated this land with countless gorgeous and bright garlands.

However, after setting foot on this land and fading away the sunshine filter of Hollywood's soft power propaganda for many years, Megumi Akiyama quickly discovered that today's America is no longer the bright and progressive America as imagined. There was an old air in his bones.

The so-called American Dream reached its peak during the Cold War, but it quickly became a joke after entering the 21st century.

Maybe there is some kind of destiny, all dragon slayers will eventually become evil dragons?

The Soviet Union, which lost the Cold War, collapsed, and the ideal of human equality was shattered;

But America, which won the Cold War, also fell, and the slogan of human freedom faded with it.

Its freedom is twisted into an excuse, human rights are reduced to a cover, even science is swayed by politics, and culture is eroded by corruption.

They only know how to use skin color and ethnicity to judge good and bad, use hypocritical political correctness to cover up contradictions, seem to praise the weak, but condone evil everywhere.

The upward channel is blocked by class solidification, the people at the bottom are deceived by lies, anti-intellectualism is rising, and the scientific spirit is dimmed.

The hope of realizing the ideal is getting slimmer, and the passion that was once high is also dying out.

There is no longer any lofty ambition to rush to the universe and start a new era, nor the courage to sacrifice to fight for the first time.

All that is left is muddling along, dragging each other's legs, and the powerless nostalgia for the glory of the past.

The Soviets were physically dead, and America was actually dead spiritually, leaving only a shadow of its former glory.

The last afterglow of the last golden age has completely ended, and what follows is an endless night.

In the deep darkness, the only scattered starlight is the sparks of black iron intertwined in the chaos.

All wisdom and brilliance will be lost in the torrent of time, just like tears disappearing in the rain.

The decadent wise man fell into a deep sleep and returned to the moment when Prometheus brought light and hope to the earth in his dream.

And looking forward to the day when the dawn will come again, piercing the empty eyes of the hypocrite...

Of course, judging from the current situation, it is very likely that the first thing to appear is not the dawn, but a meteorite, which directly smashes the world apart, right?

Smelling the aroma of food wafting from the kitchen, Akiyama Hui shook his head, restrained his divergent thoughts, and turned around to go to have breakfast.

PS: The killing stone in Japan is really cracked. I don’t know if the 4000-year-old beauty or the nine-tailed monster came out?

In addition, China's population has finally been surpassed by India, and India has become the world's No. 1 populous country. Many people's books may have to be bugged, right?

Chapter 56, There is a group of dry rice cats at home

Today it was the turn of the Russian girl Sonia to make breakfast in the apartment.

So Hui Akiyama sat at the breakfast table and saw the light yellow beef soup in the soup pot steaming. There were golden corn kernels, red diced carrots, green peas, and a large piece of beef in the soup. tempting.

Megumi Akiyama, Valentina, and the landlady, Miss Dolores, were all eating bread dipped in beef soup.

——Different from the improved soft bread in China and Japan, American dinner bread is actually quite hard. Although it is not as hard as a baguette, it usually needs to be softened with soup, coffee or milk before it is easy to eat.

However, Sonia herself, who made breakfast, said that she wanted to lose weight, so she skipped meat and bread for breakfast, and only ate salad with kale juice...

Well, it is true that beautiful women always involuntarily want to lose weight for the sake of their figure.

Many glamorous Hollywood female stars are relying on vegetable leaves, chicken breasts and boiled water to maintain their lives!

——Any female star who can win an Oscar statuette basically pays great attention to diet control and daily exercise.

From the calorie intake of three meals to the control of food types, from long-distance running, yoga to professional strength training.

Open the schedule of one of them casually, and you can see the rigorous and precise exercise schedule as a machine, just to maintain a graceful and graceful figure for a long time.

Therefore, don’t think that those female stars rely on their faces to eat with empty brains. The crazy perseverance they put in to maintain their figure and prolong their youth is probably not something that ordinary people can do.

Some people even have early signs of osteoporosis due to excessive dieting and exercise!

This corresponds to a sentence - no one can succeed casually, unless you are cruel enough to yourself.

Compared to that, eating only kale juice with salad for breakfast is really a trifle in a trifle.

But the problem is, as a young Russian girl, Sonia's salad is also a Russian salad.

And what does Russian salad look like?

Akiyama Megumi tilted his head and glanced at Sonia's job, and was immediately shocked:

There is a thick layer of custard on the top, a layer of tuna+egg+carrot and onion slices on the bottom, and a thick layer of custard on the bottom, followed by another layer of tuna+egg+carrot and onion slices ... What's even more frightening is that each layer is tightly packed like a cake!

Such a greasy and strong thing can also be called a diet meal?

It feels like it can be placed in the construction site cafeteria to feed those workers who are sweating and moving bricks!

"...Is this a Russian-style weight loss meal? Dear Sonia, I feel like a calorie explosion just by looking at it! Although the taste is not bad."

Akiyama Megumi took a mouthful of the salad with a small spoon and tasted it, "...if I eat this kind of salad every day, I'm afraid I'll gain a pound every week."

"...Is it because you Asians have too little appetite? It feels like you don't eat as much as I do in a day."

While digging into her high-calorie salad with a spoon, Sonia said casually, "...Dear Huihui, you are not a model who earns money with a skeleton figure, but you eat so little every day, even your fox The gods have changed from eating meat to vegetarians, be careful of malnutrition!"

A vegetarian fox god?

Megumi Akiyama rolled his eyes, and saw Nine-Tailed White Fox Yuzaoqian, who was squatting at the corner of the dining table, fiddled with the beancurd sushi on the white porcelain plate with his small paws, his face was full of displeasure, but Still reluctantly opened his mouth and gnawed down.

——The so-called tofu skin sushi is actually tofu skin wrapped with rice. It can be imagined as a super small tofu skin rice ball, which is still sweet...

To be honest, the taste is average.

But the Japanese just regard this kind of bean curd sushi as a delicacy, and think that it is the favorite tribute of Inari God.

why?

Because ancient Japan had a tradition of prohibiting meat eating, people could not offer meat to the fox god, so fried tofu was used as a substitute.

Next, considering that Inari God blesses the rice harvest, it seems that food made of rice should be enshrined.

As a result, the Japanese later stuffed rice into fried tofu and made it into beancurd sushi.

In the past few hundred years, whenever the Inari God is worshipped, the Inari Shrines all over Japan have to offer sushi with bean curd as a sacrifice.

It is estimated that in the eyes of the ancient Japanese who usually even cook a meal of white rice is considered a luxury, and sugar needs to be imported from overseas, which is simply unaffordable for leisure, the "sweet dessert" made of white rice and tofu skin. , is already a very good "hard dish", right?