What should I do if my girls are all Chaos Witches?

What should I do if my girls are all Chaos Witches?Author: Super Dark Don Bara

Summary:

: In the previous life, I was a lonely and iron-blooded mercenary. In this life, my parents are still alive, harmonious and peaceful.

From a mercenary in bloody Eastern Europe to an ordinary person in a harmonious society, Li Yexing just wants to enjoy an ordinary life.

Until I saw the broken window and the **** falling from the sky...

What should ordinary people do at this time?Call the police?Well, call the police...

What?Calling the police doesn't work?Are you a Chaos Witch?

No, I, Li Yexing, have a girlfriend, I must become an ordinary person, and I have to be responsible to my girlfriend!

What?My girlfriend is actually a Chaos Witch?

Li Yexing: ...

Chapter-1. Biography of the new hunk

It was a young man who looked quite thin at first glance, about 20 years old, although he was not tall, he was by no means short.

The black hair is a little long, but it is not enough to cover the eyebrows and eyes. There is no light in the dark eyes, which are as shadowy as a dead person, but like a wolf in the shadows, along the white face and neck. Downward is a pure black combat uniform, with a silver wolf head mark attached to the shoulders, and outside the combat uniform is a black body armor.

The black belt was tied tightly through the silver ring, tightening the trouser waist of the black combat uniform together with the jacket, and the black boots passed over the ankles, tied tightly by the slightly frayed laces.

In the hand of the young man, he was holding an automatic rifle tightly. It was an AR-15 painted white, the national rifle of country A, and one of the favorite weapons of mercenaries. On the body of the gun, The crooked English letters are written in red handwriting. Even though the surface of the gun is slightly worn, it can be seen that the owner of this gun has a lot of experience in the maintenance of the gun, and on the modified guide rail, there is still a Holographic sights, folding sights, and khaki laser sights.

A handsome and fair young man with death-like eyes, holding a gun, standing there silently, his outfit flaunts his identity, he is a mercenary, a mercenary from Asia, and now, he is ready to go, Ready to go to battle, as he always has been.

"Wow! It's Little Brother Yexing!"

Suddenly, a sticky and coquettish sound came from the side, and immediately after, the arms of the young mercenary were embraced and sunk into a mass of softness.

Turning his neck towards the direction of the sound, the mercenary Li Yexing turned his head expressionlessly and looked at his side, only to see a young girl in a black and white maid outfit with short gray hair leaning forward.The girl hugged Li Yexing's arm tightly, with a charming smile on her face, seeing Li Yexing looking at her, she immediately said coquettishly, "Brother Yexing, is this a character in a cosplay game? Reduction speed so high!"

I don't even know anything about cosplay, yet dare to say that the degree of restoration is high?

As soon as the words fell, suddenly, a flash of light lit up. Even Li Yexing, who had been expressionless, couldn't help but frowned slightly. He turned his head subconsciously, and saw a few people wearing short shirts and carrying large backpacks. The fat man was holding a long gun and a short cannon, taking pictures of him from all directions, his eyes were full of excitement.

"Damn! This is definitely a cosplay mercenary, right?! This temperament is too good! If you put some more paint on your face..."

"Violent self-modified AR-15 white painted Christmas tree! This is the romance of men!"

"There is a silver wolf head on the shoulder. Is there any origin of this character? Games? Anime? Or some real mercenary group?"

"Oh, don't care, pat pat!"

"Can the woman on the side make room for you? It's preventing us from photographing men!"

Hearing the words of someone present, the maid Coser, who was holding Li Yexing's arm and acting coquettishly, immediately changed her face. Although she tried her best to maintain an elegant smile, the moment her mouth began to twitch, the paint on her face The thick foundation began to fall down unstoppably, and all of this was noticed by Li Yexing.

After a while, the guns and short cannons surrounding Li Yexing finally dispersed. For a while, except for the maid coser who was holding Li Yexing's arm tightly and never letting go, there was finally no one else around Li Yexing. Seeing this, Li Yexing breathed a sigh of relief. Although he wouldn't be frightened by a group of fat people with all kinds of cameras, it's good to be quiet after all.

"The guys who are in the way are finally gone, those disgusting dead fat houses..." On the other side, seeing the photographers disperse, the maid coser subconsciously curled her lips. Disdainful, and then, as if remembering that Li Yexing's arm was still in her arms, she hurriedly turned her head, and smiled charmingly at Li Yexing: "Ah, sorry, I lost my composure..."

Saying so, the maid coser straightened her waist, allowing Li Yexing's arms to sink deeper between her pair of balls, and at the same time raised her hands while stroking the gray wig and said: "Really, don't you want to take pictures before taking pictures?" Should the original owner's consent be obtained? So rushing up to take random photos..."

Seeing the woman in front of him who kept being courteous to him with a look of complaining for him, Li Yexing remained expressionless. After all, he couldn't tell whether this unfamiliar female cosplayer was doing it for him. Feeling aggrieved by being photographed indiscriminately, or dissatisfied because the nerds didn't pay attention.

"Hey, little brother Yexing..." As soon as she opened her mouth, there was an old Two-dimensional taste. After the performance, the maid coser once again fixed her gaze on Li Yexing's expressionless face. Holding Li Yexing's arm, he said with a charming smile, "May I ask, do you have time tonight?"

Seeing the white powder on the maid coser's face fell again due to the changes in facial muscles, Li Yexing still hung that dead face, without saying a word, and on the other side, seeing Li Yexing not speaking, the coser's eyebrows and eyes leaked There was a slight dissatisfaction. After all, she is quite famous in the cosplay circle of Chunzhou City. With her self-disciplined diet and makeup skills, she is even more beautiful. Having won many suitors, changing boyfriends is as easy as changing clothes.

But now, Li Yexing, a handsome young man who has just entered the circle, obviously doesn't think much of her.

hell!My wife has already thrown a straight ball!You guys give some reaction!and also!What kind of expression and eyes do you have? !A dead body that forgot to make up before being put in a coffin? !Do you have to make it clear that I want to sleep with you before you are willing to say a word? !

Facing Li Yexing's dead face, Miss Coser, who is invincible in love, finally realized that she seemed to have kicked the iron plate. However, Miss Coser still refused to be discouraged, and she joked with Li Yexing coquettishly While she was still rubbing Li Yexing's arm lightly, at the same time, she did not forget to sweep her gaze from below.

The black plain is silent, without any disturbance, like an old monk who has settled down.

Immediately, the maid coser became even more irritable. Looking at Li Yexing's dead face and unresponsive body, suddenly, a strange idea appeared in her mind...

This guy, can't he have a cold personality? !

no... wait...

Could it be the wrong sexual orientation? !

Nan Tong is actually by my side? !

Even though his arms were still holding Li Yexing's, the smile on his face was quite forced. Just when the coser was thinking about whether the other party's sexual orientation was the same as his own, suddenly, a voice came from not far away. Come...

"Sorry, Yexing, for keeping you waiting."

That voice, mixed in the sound of the high-heeled shoes, was warm and sweet, but without a trace of affectation. The calmness and elegance that came from the depths of the bone marrow made one feel like a spring breeze. At the place, a tall girl walked slowly. She looked to be about 20 years old, with gray waist-length hair, white skin like creamy cream, and a face that could be broken by blowing bullets. The light blue eyes are as calm as a lake, but they always exude a faint charm.

The dark blue suspender dress covered the body, outlining the seductive curves. The slender jade legs swayed from the skirt, looming. Under the skirt, the ankles that were as warm and white as jade were wrapped with black ties. The belt, together with the back of the foot with light blue blood vessels, is exposed outside the black high heels without a trace of pattern.

How elegant, how glamorous, there is no need to apply makeup on that artificial face that day, just because that pretty face that is difficult to distinguish the race is already beautiful and charming to the extreme in the world, even a trace of cosmetics can only be used. To tarnish this beauty, in front of this woman, the maid coser holding Li Yexing's arm only felt like a clown.

That gray hair...and blue eyes...hey hey hey!Could this be a real guy? !

Before the maid coser woke up from the shock, Li Yexing pulled out her arms from her embrace and walked towards the girl with steady steps, and the girl in the dark blue dress didn't even look at her. Without even looking at her, he gently hugged Li Yexing's neck in front of her, and kissed Li Yexing's lips with slightly squinted blue eyes.

It's not contempt, it's just turning a blind eye. In the eyes of that beautiful girl, there is no reflection of Miss Coser at all, she is not worthy.

After a long while of passionate kissing, the cherry lips parted, with a faint gleam of water, the girl's deep blue eyes were full of unresolved deep love, her brows were slightly frowned, as if there was a trace of worry, she spoke softly Li Yexing said: "The company called and talked about some things. It took a lot of time. Didn't I keep you in a hurry?"

Without speaking, Li Yexing just stared at the girl who was close to him silently, and in the next second, as if he had read something from Li Yexing's eyes, the worry on the girl's face melted away, and she looked at Li Yexing Smiling, she said softly: "That's good, I've been worrying about whether Ye Xing will feel left out..."

As she said that, as if she couldn't suppress the impulse in her heart, the girl couldn't help but leaned forward again and pecked lightly on Li Yexing's lips.

Standing at the back, watching the expressionless Li Yexing flirt with the fairy-like woman, the maid coser who turned into a background board felt extremely embarrassed for a moment.

Ah...a cold-faced cool guy who doesn't say a word and a considerate and docile elegant beauty...What kind of fairy combination is this...

Chapter-2. His past

It was dusk, and the fiery red in the far distance of the sky gradually sank into a dull purple. Before it was completely dark, the half-round white moon could be seen faintly. Under the street lamps, there seemed to be a group of demons dancing around the Cultural Palace in Chunzhou City, all dressed in strange clothes. People kept pouring out of it, and in an instant, the thick glass standing under the three big red characters of "Cultural Palace" seemed to be the entrance to another world.

Still wearing the black combat uniform and carrying the black one-shoulder backpack, Li Yexing walked on the side of the road with an indifferent expression, letting the lights from the billboards of shops constantly change colors on his side face. In that bag was the AR-15 modified water bomb launcher that he held in his hand before.

After all, this is the Celestial Dynasty, even if it is just a toy, it must not be ostentatiously displayed on the street.

Holding Li Yexing's arm tightly, the girl with gray waist-length hair and wearing a dark blue dress walks side by side with Li Yexing on the streets of Chunzhou City. The charismatic temperament has greatly increased her rate of turning heads, but she didn't care about the eyes around her. She tilted her head slightly and looked at the man beside her who was walking steadily and staring in front of her. She asked softly with the corners of her mouth up : "How is it? Nightwalk? Is the comic show still interesting?"

Facing the girl's question, Li Yexing did not answer, but nodded silently.

"That's it..." There was an imperceptible disappointment in the light blue eyes, and the girl whispered softly with her lips pursed: "I'm sorry, Ye Xing, I wasted your time, I thought you would like the comic exhibition very much." Well, after all...I always remember that there are so many posters of beautiful anime girls in the room of Yaxing..."

Hearing the girl's words, Li Yexing's eyebrows hidden under the black hair twitched slightly unnaturally.

Anime poster?Sorry, I'm not interested in things like anime at all, those things are all left over from the original body...

That's right, the original...

Although it is unbelievable to say, in fact, Li Yexing does not belong to this world. To put it in an easy-to-understand way, he is a time traveler, and he is also a soul traveler.

In the previous life, Li Yexing's mother died early due to frailty and sickness, but Li Yexing himself failed to grow up in the peaceful and peaceful atmosphere of the Celestial Dynasty. He got off the boat and died at the bottom of the sea. Immediately afterwards, his dead father's good brother abducted the young and ignorant Li Yexing into the sea and threw him directly into the sea in order to plot against his dead father's property.

Fortunately, there is no unparalleled road, Li Yexing was caught by a passing smuggling boat, and he met a big man who was in the Golden Triangle. Then, in order to survive, Li Yexing's life in the Golden Triangle began. Here, young and innocent Li Yexing was quickly destroyed by reality and turned into a cruel and indifferent monster. He was vicious, cunning, sinister and vicious, and made great achievements for his savior. Until one day, Li Yexing robbed a smuggling ship of a hostile force. He killed his own father and enemy with his own hands.

"You're in trouble, Yexing..." The boss said: "That guy Nuoka will die, but he shouldn't die in your hands. Now Thailand is forcing me to hand him over, but... Haha, if I really made friends with those sissies, how can I stay in this place?!"

A few days later, the boss entrusted Li Yexing to a friend of his, an old mercenary who made a living in Eastern Europe, and smuggled Li Yexing to a small Eastern European country overnight. Since then, Li Yexing's career as a mercenary has been It's officially started.

Not long after, the old mercenary had his head blown off during a mission, leaving Li Yexing alone.

Since then, Li Yexing, who has become a loner, has become more and more indifferent and withdrawn. He is like a monster without blood and tears. He has no desire to live, but he refuses to die honestly. Smoke, alcohol, bullets, women... he Immersed wantonly in this chaotic vortex, living a life like a walking dead, until one day, in his dirty and messy little room, he was so drunk that he fell asleep, and when he woke up, he crossed...

Unfamiliar ceiling, clean and tidy room, and a lot of posters of beautiful girls. That morning, Li Yexing rolled over and lay down under the bed. His first reaction was: I have been hijacked!

Immediately afterwards, a flood of memories flooded into his mind, colliding with the memory of being a mercenary crazily. For a moment, Li Yexing rushed into the bathroom with his head covered, cold water flushed his face, and compulsively calmed down. When he raised his head and looked at When the mirror showed the familiar face and the not-so-familiar body, Li Yexing finally realized what happened.

Judging from the knowledge recorded in the memory of this body, Li Yexing traveled through time, his soul occupied the body of another person, and the person he occupied was also called Li Yexing, but the time when he traveled It was 2005, but when we came to this world, it was 2019!

Facing the mirror and searching for the memories in his brain, Li Yexing, who traveled through time, gradually understood his situation. In this world, Li Yexing's parents were born later, which indirectly caused the birth of Li Yexing in this world to be delayed. In this world, Li Yexing doesn't have a past of bitterness and hatred. His parents are still alive and in good health. The former is a worker and the latter is a full-time wife. Ye Xing himself grew up healthily under the glory of the Celestial Dynasty until he was in high school. He dropped out of school because he was tired of studying and went home, and was kicked out of the house by his father who dumped 5000 yuan.

Perhaps, in this world, Li Yexing's father just hoped that Li Yexing would hit a wall and go back to school with peace of mind. Unexpectedly, Li Yexing regarded himself as a migrant soldier. After renting a house, he relied on working in a barbecue restaurant to make ends meet. come down!

The pointer swept past three o'clock in the afternoon. Li Yexing, a migrant soldier with the soul of a mercenary, didn't know what to do, and he didn't even want to continue thinking. So, he followed his instinct and subconsciously went to the barbecue restaurant where he worked. Today, in the face of a drunken customer who was trying to renege on his bills and was still talking nonsense, he raised the wine bottle expressionlessly and slammed it at the customer's head...

The customer's head was stitched several times. Li Yexing's parents spent a total of 10 yuan to reconcile with the customer who was fired so that Li Yexing would not go to the bureau. Li Yexing himself was honorably fired by the barbecue restaurant. .

When this kind of thing happened, Li Yexing could not escape his father's beating, and in the process of talking with his family, in order to conceal the fact that the soul dove occupied the magpie's nest, Li Yexing fully adhered to the principle of "talk more, make more mistakes". , Say less and make less mistakes, and don't say a word is right" principle, silently accepted the scolding from parents.

So, Li Yexing's parents panicked.

As the saying goes, nothing knows a child better than their parents. As soon as they met, Li's father and Li's mother noticed Li Yexing's abnormality. After all, their eldest son had inexplicably changed from a sunny and handsome guy to a dead-faced autism. The contrast between before and after It was too huge, so Li Yexing was taken by his parents to see a psychiatrist. Facing Li Yexing's situation, the psychiatrist was completely unable to give a decent opinion. Looking at the psychiatrist who had talked with Li Yexing alone, he insisted that Li Yexing was not Sick and worried, Li's mother took Li Yexing to the countryside to see several so-called "immortals" without telling Li's father. She suspected that Li Yexing had been upper bodyed by something.

The result is obvious, if those great immortals in the countryside can see Li Yexing's problem, they won't just stay in the countryside.

In the end, the matter of seeing a doctor for Li Yexing naturally ended without a problem. Seeing that his son was not in the right condition, no matter how tough his father was, he softened his heart. He transferred 1 yuan to Li Yexing for the first time, and asked Li Yexing to rest more. Don't put too much pressure on yourself. In his opinion, it was his excessive persecution that caused Li Yexing to have mental problems.

In this way, after getting rid of the shadow of the battlefield and embracing his warm family again, the day came for Li Yexing to eat and wait to die.

Objectively speaking, Li Yexing is a lazy person. Whether it is a mercenary in the previous life or a migrant worker whose body has been taken over, they are all lazy people. In line with his personality, he insisted on exercising every day, trying to raise his physical fitness to the level of his previous life, while trying to find a part-time job. It was during this process that Li Yexing came into contact with something quite interesting—— Internet novel.

Chapter-3. His Present

"excuse me."

When Li Yexing opened the anti-theft door of the rental house with the key, the girl who had been holding Li Yexing's arm did not take off her high heels directly, but stood in front of the door and greeted softly, even though she knew very well that Li Yexing was the only one in the room Live alone.

Throwing the shoulder bag containing the water bomb toys casually on the white shoe cabinet beside him, Li Yexing bent down, put aside the large bag containing fruits and vegetables in his hand, quickly untied the black straps on the short boots, stepped on Wearing slippers, he turned around and opened the shoe cabinet. Among the pairs of blue and gray laundry slippers, the pink plush slippers looked particularly eye-catching.

After all, this is not the first time for a girl to come to his rental house, or, to put it another way, the girl actually frequents Li Yexing's rental house.

The girl's name is Junexiang Griffith, and she is Li Yexing's girlfriend.

Leaning down, letting the thin dark blue dress outline a seductive curve on her tall figure, Liu Yuexiang bent down, while paying attention not to let her long gray hair hang down on the ground, she untied the black hair on her white ankles. With the soft sound of the buckle being undone between her jade fingers, Liu Yuexiang stood up straight, took off her high heels, and put on the plush slippers that Li Yexing had prepared for her with ease. With a slight arc, she turned her head and closed the door of Li Yexing's rental house.

After coming to Chunzhou City, Li Yexing rented his current house, a small two-story apartment. The kitchen and the second floor are Li Yexing's work room and bedroom, with computers and all kinds of fitness equipment. The landlord is very nice and the asking price is not high. For Li Yexing, it was not yet a burden for Li Yexing.

In the bedroom on the second floor, he changed into his normal home clothes. Looking at the black combat uniforms spread out on the bed after being replaced, Li Yexing thought about it, folded them carefully, and placed them neatly in the closet.

Turning around, Li Yexing fixed his gaze on the faded animation posters on the wall.

June Fragrance... Is it because of these things that she thinks I like two-dimensional ones?

Those animation posters were brought by Li Yexing from the rental house in his hometown in Haicheng. Although they can be replaced with new ones or even thrown away, Li Yexing, who doesn't like animation so much, chose to stick them all on the wall. It's as if Li Yexing in his previous life was unwilling to change his AR-15 no matter what.

Whether in his previous life or his original body, Li Yexing is very nostalgic.

Leaving the bedroom and going down the stairs, Liu Yuexiang, who had already entered the kitchen, was washing the ingredients that the two bought together. When she heard Li Yexing's footsteps, she turned her head and smiled at Li Yexing, as if a Dedicated little wife.

Although they have only been together for half a year, there is a tacit understanding between Liu Yuexiang and Li Yexing, perhaps because Liu Yuexiang has long been used to Li Yexing's taciturnity.

Standing beside the girl, looking at the girl with lowered eyebrows and eyes, standing in front of the sink and carefully cleaning the ingredients while humming a familiar nursery rhyme from country E, Li Yexing put on the apron silently, and pulled over the The chopping board and the kitchen knife were simply washed with water. After a while, the sound of the kitchen knife colliding with the chopping board sounded.

In fact, Li Yexing in the last life didn't know how to cook, and he didn't have any special requirements for his personal living environment, but in this life, perhaps because of the influence of his original body, Li Yexing's hygiene requirements for the living environment have been raised to almost To the point of morbidity, moreover, he has successfully inherited superb cooking skills from his original body.

In this boring world, it seems that only cooking can bring joy and comfort to this young mercenary who has gone through a bloody storm.

Just when Li Yexing was concentrating on shredding cucumbers, suddenly, a pair of slender jade-white arms wrapped around his waist from behind, entangled the green onion fingers under the apron, and then, the soft and sweet touch brought A trace of temperature soaked through the black T-shirt pressed against Li Yexing's back, which was evenly distributed with strong muscles.

"Ye Xing..." buried her pretty face between Li Ye Xing's back, gently sniffing the familiar smell on Li Ye Xing's body, after enjoying a moment of silence and charm, the reddish-faced June Xiang looked quite interested Gao, she smiled softly and said, "I've spent some time reading your novels for the past few days..."

The movement of cutting vegetables in his hand froze slightly, and then moved again, but this time, the rhythm of the kitchen knife hitting the chopping board slowed down, and the sound of cutting vegetables was also much quieter. It was obvious that Li Yexing wanted to hear the sound of his daughter. Reviews of your work by your friends.

"A great novel. It tells the life of a mercenary in a war-torn area from the first perspective. Although the writing is not gorgeous, it is more realistic and fits the setting of the protagonist. If I didn't know you, I would have doubted it. That's an autobiography..." Regarding her boyfriend's online novel, June Xiang chuckled and commented: "I have to say, I'm used to serious literature, so it's not bad to read such a story once in a while. "

The sound of the kitchen knife hitting the chopping board became much lighter. Obviously, Li Yexing was in a good mood seeing that his work had received positive comments from Liu Yuexiang.

That's right, the current Li Yexing is a...network writer with extraordinary physical fitness, tight muscles, and experience as a mercenary in his previous life.

When he first came into contact with online articles, Li Yexing actually did not have the idea of ​​writing in person. Compared with those unattainable words, Li Yexing, who lives on his medical expenses, is more inclined to find a stable part-time job and carry out his part-time job to the end. Perhaps because of his gloomy temperament, no shop was willing to take in Li Yexing, and when Li Yexing tried to show a business-like smile in the interview, the shopkeepers' resistance reached its peak.

As the saying goes, poverty leads to change. After bumping into walls everywhere, Li Yexing finally tried to shift his attention to online novels that he had never seriously considered. As a well-known website, he started his career as a writer.

At first, Li Yexing tried to learn from the novels on the list that made a lot of money, and to write some classic routine stories and plots. However, in his previous life, he did not graduate from junior high school. The text is even more like a primary school student's spring outing composition. After being ridiculed by readers and mercilessly hit by reality, Li Yexing finally broke the can.

Forget it, write your autobiography.

Just like that, Li Ye became angry.

After becoming a writer, Li Yexing's schedule became much tighter. He got up every morning and ran in the morning to improve his physical fitness. In the afternoon, he typed on the keyboard and coded. Improve physical fitness, then watch the news, sleep, and never leave the pressure for the next day.

Not long after, Li Yexing's father made an opinion to Li Yexing: Since you already have capital, don't nest in this small place in the northeast, go to the south for a walk, you don't have to live there, The main reason is to see the world, boy, you still have to make a living.