Sister, stay away from me

After boosting morale, old man Luo came to the last carriage with a cigarette in his mouth.

Here, he saw that Dan Qingzi didn't look like a master, so he hugged Wang Huai's thigh and shouted, "Let me sleep for one night! Just sleep with me for one night!"

"Danqingzi, you are so sick!"

"The hero, don't say such vulgar words!"

"Your mother and maid!"

"Elegant ones won't do! I've already written that you are lucky to be your first senior sister, so just let me sleep with you for one night to experience this feeling!"

"Get out of here!"

Old man Luo stepped forward helplessly, pulled Dan Qingzi up and said, "You sleep with me, I will let you feel it!"

Dan Qingzi hesitated for a moment, then nodded: "It's fine, anyway, I just need to sleep and experience it, and it doesn't matter if the old man is bad."

"I wouldn't be surprised if you die on the street someday."

After comforting Dan Qingzi, Old Man Luo turned to Wang Huai and asked, "We've arrived in the capital, what are you going to do?"

"Go and sign up first, I haven't thought about what will happen after that."

"Come to the theatrical class?"

"It bothers you too much, although I am very happy personally."

"Don't bother, just take it as thank you."

"Thank you very much then."

The old man Luo returned to the carriage with a smile, picked up the reins himself, and sang loudly: "The spring breeze is coming, and thousands of flowers are blooming. Today, I will go to Beijing to display my talents and learn, and I will not regret the rest of my life!"

"No regrets for the rest of my life!"

Amidst the cheers of the theater troupe, a group of people happily sat in the carriage and drove into the capital.

And an hour later, he has nothing and lives on the street.

Chapter 1 The correct way to fill your stomach

When Wang Huai and Wu Wei signed up and returned, they saw a group of people squatting in front of the inn, staring blankly at the front. From a distance, they saw a group of monkeys who had lost their faith.

Zheng Wuqianliu was also among them, staring in a daze with them.

After entering the capital, Uncle Duan told Wang Huai the news obtained from Liu Qi's torture, and then took Ye Wenjin to help cancel the wanted arrest of Wang Huai and others.

After all, the deceased is doing well now, and jailbreaking can also be understood as a helpless move, so forget it.

So Zheng Wuqianliu sneaked in as Wang Huai's old friend, so he didn't have to sneak around by Wang Huai's side.

And Ye Wenjin is not a pedantic person, after knowing that Hu Xiaoxiao was trying to keep someone Duan alive, he told the other party to go back early after finishing the work, so as not to harm others.

In addition, the "holy meat" that Liu Qi ate before his death also needs to be investigated, and I always feel that it is not a good thing.

Seeing a group of guys who had recovered their innocence gathered together in a daze, Wang Huai also felt a little confused, so he stepped forward and asked, "What's wrong with you, it looks like you lost your luggage and are homeless."

"You still ask after you know!" "Duan" said angrily.

For this Wang Huai who stole the empress's heart, she couldn't like it no matter what.

No matter how handsome I can't like it!

"...No way, what are you missing?"

"All." The old man Luo said sullenly, "the carriage, the luggage, the money given by the county magistrate, there is nothing left. The thief even stole my chamber pot, which is an antique from the previous dynasty! At the foot of the emperor, this How can thieves be so rampant!"

"What a tasteful antique. Dan Qingzi, what have you lost?"

"Manuscript! It's the love of Longyang between you and Wu Wei! I'm almost finishing the book, and I drew a bunch of illustrations in it, and it ended up like this. Don't let me know who that little thief is. He caught Fei and killed him. He can't."

"Good steal!"

Although this kind of thing can basically be understood by opening a golden finger once, but Wang Huai feels that it is not necessary.

A little silver, throw it away.

After the task is completed, I will make it up for everyone.

After all, the number of cheats I have is limited, and there is still a black hand to deal with, so it is necessary to keep a few more times as a trump card.

Therefore, he said bluntly: "A person can live at least fifteen days without food."

"What do you mean?"

"It means that everyone is going through it."

"I hate rotten eggs!" "Duan" cried, "Now my mouth smells like rotten eggs!"

"Shut up you bastard."

"It's as if I've eaten at your house!"

Wang Huai squinted his eyes and looked at "Mr. Duan", feeling that the meal was too worthless.

Investing in a jug of wine, the return is negative 5.00%, this business can be called a disgrace in his business history.

In the future, you have to find a way to squeeze the surplus value from the other party, so as to recover the loss.

Just when Wang Huai was thinking about inviting everyone to eat wild vegetables mixed with wild vegetables or cold bark, he heard a grunt.

Turning his head, he saw Ye Yuan looking away with her face turned away, her right hand tightly pinching her stomach.

"...Forget it, let's find something to eat."

"Why did your attitude change so quickly!" "Duan" shouted, "Are you planning to use this to win over your empress, to win her favor, so that you can do whatever you want!"

"I'm not as nasty as you think. I'm helping my friends find something to eat. Is there any problem?"

"It's okay to be dirty." Ye Yuan said in a low voice.

"Senior sister, be reserved." Wang Huai also whispered.

A group of people got together to discuss in a low voice, and then decided to play freely.

Those who pretended to be beggars pretended to be beggars, those who pretended to be corpses pretended to be corpses, those with strong bodies acted as broken boulders on their chests, and those who were stronger acted as boulders on their chests, and the group immediately got busy.

Wang Huai took Wu Wei to the most famous restaurant in the capital, Qunxian Building.

Although their clothes hadn't been washed for a long time and they still smelled of sweat, the waiter in the store didn't look at each other because of this, and asked politely, "You two, what do you want to eat?"

"I heard that you have a pair of absolutes here, may I have a look?"

"Of course, here."

Xiaoer backed away with a smile, and soon took out a pair of couplets.

After seeing the Shanglian, Wu Wei asked suspiciously: "What is this?"

"The pair proposed by my shopkeeper." Xiaoer explained with a smile, "If you match up, you can eat for free, and then you can meet with my shopkeeper, and we can have a chat together."

Wu Wei frowned and looked at it for a long time, but he couldn't even read the words on it.

But Wang Huai picked up the pen, wrote five characters on the back with his left hand, and then said to Xiaoer: "It's ok, help us prepare a jar of northern Xinjiang spirits, top-quality roast lamb, and two catties of beef. Wu Wei , is there anything you want to eat?"

"Chicken, okay?"

"Bring twenty beggar chickens, pack them if you can't eat them. Bring some seasonal vegetarian dishes, and help pack twenty servings, that's it."

"Wait a minute, sir, I'll be right back."

Xiao Er immediately withdrew, came back after a while and said with a smile, "You two, this way please."

Wu Wei followed Wang Huai into the private seat suspiciously, and asked after taking his seat, "Junior Sister, what did you write?"

"It's nothing, the first link is hydrogen helium lithium beryllium boron, the second link is carbon nitrogen oxygen fluorine neon. I write with my left hand because I am afraid that they will recognize my handwriting and know that I am the boss."

"Isn't it illegal?"

"Don't worry, I have already understood the regulations of this mechanism. I arranged this matter a long time ago. I just completed a task I assigned. I did not reveal my identity and did not violate the rules."

"Then why did Junior Sister do this in the first place?"

Wang Huai paused for a moment, and then slowly said: "Just look for someone like me."

Ye Yuan wanted to ask a few more questions, but seeing Wang Huai's melancholy face, she stopped asking.

After the dishes were all served, Ye Yuan took a small bite, and then covered her mouth in surprise.

The green vegetables seem to have been stir-fried once, but they are crispy in the mouth, and the original fragrance of the vegetables is fully released, full of flavor.

The source of mutton should be unusual, the smell of mutton is still there, but after the ingenious blending of seasonings, it is not too showy, but also retains the original flavor of mutton.

The beef is cut into small pieces that are suitable for the entrance. The taste of each piece is different, and different parts have different textures, which will always make people look forward to the taste of the next piece.

The beggar's chicken is even more delicious. The whole chicken is steaming hot, and the chicken will fall off when you tear it lightly. It is so delicious that you can swallow your tongue together.

After filling her stomach, Ye Yuan asked, "How much does such a meal cost?"

"A few dozen taels, and it's already in the end of the year."

"...Junior Sister's family is really rich."

"It's okay, but I still like Uncle Duan's stewed large intestine. When I mention Uncle Duan, I get angry. I have all my magic weapons on, but I still can't beat him! No, I will have to sleep for an hour less for cultivation in the future. Sooner or later One day I'm going to beat him up... Forget it, don't set the standard too high, just give him a punch."

Looking at Wang Huai who refused to admit defeat, Ye Yuan smiled softly.

Such a junior sister is so cute.

Chapter 2 The way to make money is simple

After the meal, Wang Huai left with a fake name and took the packed food.

Although my current fate requires me not to tell lies, the written words seem to be fine, which can be regarded as a small loophole.

Carrying the packed food, Wang Huai and Ye Yuan came to the agreed place, a lawn in the capital, and found everyone sighing.

After distributing the food, Wang Huai lay on his side in front of the crowd and asked suspiciously, "What's the matter, is the money not going well?"

The disheartened Qian Liu sighed: "I wanted to repeat the old tricks, but I didn't expect the capital to be so strict with beggars, and they were kicked out as soon as they left the stall."

Luo Xiaosheng counted the pitiful copper coins in front of him, and said helplessly: "I put on a show, but the people who came were all poor people, and the reward was only a few copper coins, which was not enough to eat."

Dan Qingzi bit the chicken bone, drank wine with the marrow in the bone, and said drunkenly: "The ban on me in the capital is still there. I wanted to sell some literature, but unfortunately no one dared to buy it."

"What about you?" Wang Huai asked, looking at "Duan" who was gnawing on the chicken presumptuously.

"I want to seduce a good family, but they won't let me." "Duan" said aggrievedly.

"Let's not talk about whether it's against the law or not. You should see if you have the capital first." Wang Huai sighed.

"Then you came to seduce?"

"No. And you protect your head, your mother has already come over with a stick."

Looking at the dejected crowd, Wang Huai knew that the time was almost up.

Although it is a bit despicable to be careful at this time, in order to unify everyone's thinking as soon as possible, it is better to let them suffer a little setback first.

Lie down directly, Wang Huai said to everyone: "Go to bed first, living in the capital, it's not easy. But if you want to live, there are still many ways."

Closing his eyes, it didn't take long for Wang Huai to feel someone lying beside him.

Opening his eyes, Wang Huai saw Ye Yuan looking at him, his bright eyes were like spring water, full of love.

"That, senior sister..."

"Can't friends sleep together?"

"...It seems that there is nothing wrong with it, but I feel that your motives are impure."

"Go to sleep."

"Ah, okay."

Ever since she revealed her heart and knew that Wang Huai liked women, Wang Huai felt that her third senior sister had become more and more active.

I often hold hands in the name of friends and play stickers, and my aggressiveness becomes stronger and stronger.

Although I understand that the other party is taking advantage of me in the name of a friend, but this feeling...