Sister, stay away from me

Sister, stay away from me!so and so a

"15 years old: You were abducted into the Wonderful Sound Gate.

16 years old: Although you have never pretended to be, the senior sisters have never found out that you are a junior.

17 years old: You have cultivated the essence of life, and began to practice formally after absorbing strange objects.

18 years old: After leaving the customs, the head of the sect finds out that you are a junior, and asks you to marry a senior sister.

19 years old: You have been hacked by the blackened senior sister. "

After watching his future life simulation, Wang Huai just wanted to say: Sister, please let me go.

Chapter 1 Why weren’t you disfigured when you were a child

"Wang Huai, do you voluntarily join the Miaoyinmen?"

Wang Huai stared at the girl in red with incense sticks in front of him, and wanted to say "Who wants to join your shit, Miaoyinmen", but he couldn't control his mouth and let out a dull "Yes".

"Did someone coerce you when you went up the mountain?"

You are the one who bullies me!

But his mouth still didn't listen, and he said in a muffled voice: "No."

"Very good, then I will accept you as a disciple on behalf of the master. From now on, you will be the No. 8 disciple of Miaoyinmen. Come on, call Senior Sister Yue."

"... Yue... senior sister."

Hearing this senior sister, the girl's eyes suddenly turned into crescents, and she pampered Wang Huai's face: "Hey, I will give you clothes and exercises, and I will explain some common sense of cultivation to you slowly."

Only then did Wang Huai feel the restraint on his body disappear, and he jumped up immediately, keeping a certain distance from the girl in front of him.

I am ashamed to say that Wang Huai has traveled through time for 15 years, and he did not know that this is a world of immortals until yesterday.

Yesterday he was still resting in the yard of his mansion, thinking that it would be better to resell the business in his hands several times; the silver mining procedure has been completed, is it necessary to invite some directors to deal with the workers.

Before he could come up with one, two, three, four, five, he saw someone stepping on a flying sword across the air, and he was startled and shouted: "Superman!"

It was this superman that brought him a catastrophe.

The flying sword above his head turned around and rushed towards him. A beautiful but angry girl jumped off the flying sword and rushed directly towards him.

But the moment she saw herself, the angry look on the girl's face was replaced by shock.

The other party looked at Wang Huaiyue for a quarter of an hour, then nodded and said: "The beauty in the world, there is someone more beautiful than the elder sister, it is really suitable for my Miaoyinmen. Come, follow me to cultivate immortality."

In this way, Wang Huai was tricked into going to Liangshan, no, it was Miaoyinmen.

Thinking of what happened yesterday, Wang Huai wanted to give himself a slap in the face.

Tell you to yell, tell you to yell!

But it’s all here, and the initiation ceremony is over, now it’s time to experience the feeling of cultivating immortals, if you don’t like it, just find a chance to escape.

Anyway, I am also a person with golden fingers, so don't worry.

After receiving the clothes and magic weapon handed over by the other party, Wang Huai, who had calmed down, became excited again.

Shaking the clothes in his hands, Wang Huai said angrily, "Why did you give me women's clothing?"

"Why don't you wear women's clothing?" Senior Sister Yue asked suspiciously.

"I am a handsome man, why do I wear women's clothes?"

Senior Sister Yue's complexion suddenly changed, she stepped forward and grabbed Wang Huai, groping wildly.

Not in the middle!But it doesn't matter, anyway, I don't have one.

But there it is!

He actually has an Adam's apple!

The 15-year-old Wang Huai has not yet opened, but he can still feel hard things if he carefully touches it.

Staggering back a few steps, Senior Sister Yue squatted on the ground with her head in her arms, and said in a low voice, "It's over, I'm doomed. If Senior Sister knows that I recruited a man, she must kill me."

"Is it that exaggerated?"

"Miaoyinmen only accepts women, and only those who are extremely beautiful. By the way, why are you such a good-looking man! Didn't you know how to disfigure your face when you were young?"

"Your request is a bit too much. You can't force others to lower to your level just because they look good."

Senior Sister Yue wanted to say something, but her small ears twitched, and immediately pushed Wang Huai away.

An inexplicable force came, as if an invisible hand pulled Wang Huai into the next room, and closed the door by the way.

A moment later, Wang Huai, who was hiding next door, heard the sound of piercing through the sky, as if someone had landed with a flying sword and walked up to Senior Sister Yue.

Then came Senior Sister Yue's panicked voice.

"Master, elder sister, why did you come back early? Didn't you go to Saibei to catch demons?"

"Oh, the elixir is not enough, come back and get it, you go and get it, and go when you're done."

"New disciple? Where did the new disciple come from! Oh, I saw the incense sticks. I wanted to surprise you, but the new disciple was tired from going up the mountain, so I told her to rest."

"No, no, I can handle it myself! You go, go!"

Just listening to the voice, Wang Huai knew that Senior Sister Yue was extremely afraid of this Senior Sister.

Although I really want to see who the other party is, Wang Huai has a better way.

A faint golden light flashed under his right eye, and then a golden panel appeared in front of his eyes:

"Name: Wang Huai.

Current fate: Zhongji (blue)

Current function: Fate simulation, random fate.

Current points: 80/100. "

This simulator-like thing is his golden finger.

For each simulation, a fate can be randomized, and the future development can be simulated according to the current situation.

Of course, fate itself is uncertain, the wings of a butterfly may trigger a hurricane, and the results of the simulation are just for reference, but many important events will not change.

And every time the simulation ends, you will get points. After the points are full, more functions will be unlocked randomly. Basically, the higher the achievement in the simulation, the more points you will get.

This thing is good everywhere, the only downside is that it is expensive.

Every simulation will consume things, and gold and silver are not accepted, jewelry is not accepted, the only thing to be collected is jade.

It can't be ordinary jade, it must be a high-quality spiritual jade.

Before, after finally getting the jade, Wang Huai immediately started the simulation, and then rose continuously by virtue of the prophet of the future, and finally rose from a beggar to a rich man.

Taking out a jade wrench from his pocket, Wang Huai chose the fate simulation with his mind.

The jade finger in his hand disappeared, and a voice sounded beside his ears: "The spiritual object has been absorbed, and the remaining number of simulations is 4. This time, the random fate is [singing forward] (green), and when the mood is excited, the action efficiency increases by 30% .Do you adopt it?"

Wang Huai chose no.

Each random fate can be used to replace one's current fate, and Wang Huai has experimented, and the fate will also take effect in reality.

Fate is divided into seven levels: black, gray, white, green, blue, purple, and gold. However, Wang Huai's best random result so far is blue [Zhongji]. I don't know if the golden finger level will increase to gold probability.

After clicking, a series of events quickly appeared before his eyes.

"15 years old: You were kidnapped by Yue Ling into Miaoyinmen, and she found out that you were a man.

The same year: Yue Ling coerced you to dress up as a woman, and you were driven by a mysterious force to obey.

16 years old: No one finds out that you are a man, you are secretly practicing in the Miaoyinmen.

17 years old: You were smashed by a big sister while you were taking a shower. The other party thought you were a spy of the Demon Gate and killed you.

In this simulation, you got 5 points. "

Seeing this result, Wang Huai felt a little speechless.

Before going up the mountain, he could live to be 50 years old anyway, and he has never lived so short.

Immortal cultivation is too dangerous!

But this time he directly got 5 points, which surprised him a bit.

According to his experience, when simulating outside, if he lived to be 50 years old, and he had to be a powerful party, he could get 5 points. Unexpectedly, Shangshan only got 17 points by simulating until he was 5 years old.

Could it be because the quality of immortal cultivators is much higher than ordinary people?

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Chapter 2 Is my self-esteem so cheap

"It seems that the senior sister is the key. How about focusing on the master sister in the next simulation?"

Wang Huai discovered early on that if he had a strong thought before the simulation, then the self in the simulator would also use this thought as the main basis.

Repeated several times in his mind, Wang Huai started the second simulation.

"Age 15: Go up the mountain, you're being coerced into dressing up as a woman.

The same year: You started to please the elder sister.

16 years old: The elder sister and you are like glue, like sisters.

17 years old: The elder sister saw that you had finished nourishing your body, and specially brought you a strange object of dead wood. After you absorbed it, you felt unbearable abdominal pain, and the essence and blood in your body were absorbed by the strange object, but you survived by luck.

While healing you, the elder sister discovered that you are a man.She wanted to kill you, but in the end she abolished your cultivation and let you go down the mountain.

18 years old: Your previous dark wound occurred and you died on a stormy night.After you die, every year someone will see a peerless fairy mourning in front of your grave with an umbrella in hand.

Get 7 points this time. "

After reading this description, Wang Huai felt that there was no problem with his direction.

This elder sister is obviously a person who values ​​affection, and there are only advantages and no disadvantages in making friends with the other party.

Even if the man's body was exposed in the end, the other party just drove him down the mountain, and did not take his life, but just abolished his cultivation base.

And after he died, the other party would visit his grave, which could be said to be the extreme of benevolence and righteousness.

In addition, Wang Huai also discovered two key words.

Yangyuan.

Strange thing.

Yangyuan should be a certain state in practice, and it is very likely to be the first state.

The key is oddities.

Judging from the description, this thing is very dangerous. Even if he has the fate of Zhongji, he can barely save his life, and the next year is still ashamed.

Although there are still two chances, Wang Huai is not ready to simulate for the time being.

I was taken away too hastily this time, and I only brought a jade wrench with me. There are only two times left, and it must be used at critical moments.

After thinking for a while, Wang Huai suddenly laughed.

"really interesting."

Flying into the sky and escaping from the earth, immortality is the dream of every middle school boy.

Now, this dream has fallen into reality, and it seems that as long as he reaches out lightly, he can touch it, which makes Wang Huai feel that he needs to stay here for a while, to feel the charm of cultivating immortals.

At this time, the depression of being coerced here has disappeared, and the truth of the world is shyly lifting the corners of his skirt, waiting for Wang Huai to explore further.

"Next, where should we start?"

While meditating, the door of the room was pushed open.

Senior Sister Yue Lingyue came in with cold sweat all over her face, she was limp on the table like a leaking doll.

"Scared me to death, the elder sister finally left."