Before Xing Guangyi and Xia Luzhen could explain, he spoke again: "Such an interesting thing doesn't call me."

In an instant, Hou Xianxing raised his small universe to the eighth sense, and then threw a bunch of snacks he bought on the empty bed on the lower bunk at a speed exceeding the speed of light, then took out the bucket noodles, tore open the package, and sprinkled the seasoning , Pour hot water, this set of movements is done in one go.

After putting the bucket noodles on the table, he took out the caterpillar sleeping bag (Chapter 55) that he had bought but only worn once from under his box.

After wearing it, he also lay down on the ground, and only then did he release the small universe.

The whole process takes less than two seconds.

Looking at Hou Xianxing who appeared on the ground in an instant, Xia Luzhen immediately realized that this guy had activated the small universe again.

"Let's not talk about your body shape, do your parents know that you use the small universe to do such a boring thing?" Xia Luzhen asked helplessly, with the corners of his mouth twitching.

He couldn't bear to look directly at the two green guys on the ground. These two guys were actually the ceiling of the dormitory's combat power.

"Ah, I didn't think this sleeping bag was so comfortable before." Hou Xianxing said, at this moment he suddenly remembered something, "By the way, I haven't played with it for a long time, try this."

Immediately afterwards, Hou Xianxing, wearing a caterpillar sleeping bag, was seen moving on the ground.

You know he's on his face now, on his back, and I don't know how he's moving.

Moreover, he didn't just move on the ground, he started cruising back and forth on the walls and ceiling.

"Tsk... Broken Bee can fall in love with you, not only because of his eyes, but at least because of his blindness." Xingguang raised his head and said, he suddenly wanted to take out the transformation device and take a picture.

Xia Luzhen poked Xing Guangyi with the handle of the tennis racket, and said, "Don't be embarrassed to talk about others, just take a look at you."

Then he said: "Okay, old Hou, stop for a while, it's too disgusting to look at. Also, how did you do it?"

Hearing Xia Luzhen's question, Hou Xianxing stopped, still hanging from the ceiling, and said to Xia Luzhen: "A long time ago, when I was exercising the small universe, my master bound my hands and feet and threw me into the cliff Below. My master asked me to break free from the restraints, and then use the small universe to climb up. As a result, I missed the first part of the sentence, and thought that I should remain bound and climb up.”

"abuse!"

Xia Lu really gave a thumbs up, he really admired it.

At this time, Melco opened the door of the room and saw Hou Xianxing on the ceiling at a glance.

"Fuck!" He couldn't hold back a swear word, and then he noticed Xing Guangyi on the ground, "What are you two doing? Performance art?"

"Don't tell me that you want to join, if you join, I will move to another bedroom." Xia Luzhen said.

He thought he was quite unserious, but he didn't expect these people to be even more unserious.

"No, I'll have a quick meal and rest as soon as possible. Tonight I'll be working the night shift." The migrant worker Malco went online again and asked at the same time, "By the way, Zhuzhen, what are you holding in your hand?"

Now in Xia Luzhen's hands, he is holding something similar to VR glasses. This is the "Desperate Learning Machine" that Xing Guangyi gave him before.

Chapter 680 The Third Funeral

"Hey, hey, Doraemon, how do you use this deadly learning machine?"

Xia Luzhen poked Xing Guangyi with the tennis racket shaft again, and asked.

Seeing that Xing Guangyi was still wearing the armored pupa on the ground, Xia Lu was really helpless.

"Okay, okay, wait a minute, I'll get up right away." Xingguangyi said while turning the puppet back into a Kumamon.

But even if he turned into a Kumamon, Xing Guangyi still couldn't stand up from the ground smoothly.

He had no choice but to open the hood and crawl out from inside.

After tidying up Kumamon's puppet costume, Xingguangyi explained to Xia Luzhen: "Although there is the word "Desperate" in it, this machine is actually quite entertaining, don't worry. "

"Red bean paste?" Xia Luzhen looked at Xing Guangyi suspiciously, "I don't think you're inferior, well, I'm a little bit disgusted. What's more, I feel that you have some common sense that is different from ours, such as the previous one. A safety bubble gun that can blow up walls to kids."

"Don't worry, don't worry, that bubble gun was just an accident, this Desperate Learning Machine is absolutely safe." Xing Guangyi patted his chest to assure.

"Okay, trust you once, how do you use this thing?"

Xia Luzhen put down the tennis racket in his hand, put it in the gap between the wall and the table, and picked up the deadly learning machine that looked like vr glasses.

"Just put it on, just like VR glasses, it doesn't matter whether you are sitting or lying down, as you like. After wearing it, there is a button on the right side, just press it." Xing Guangyi said.

"It's that simple?" Xia Lu really didn't believe it.

"It's that simple." Xingguang nodded and said.

Xia Luzhen just got this prop, and couldn't help but want to try it, so he stepped on the ladder and got on the bed. After lying down, he put on the vr glasses and activated the right switch.

As soon as the switch was turned on, the outside of the VR glasses began to deform, and there were still blue lines on them. The appearance alone was quite valuable.

Hou Xianxing also came down from the ceiling, put away his caterpillar sleeping bag, went back to the front of his desk and started eating the foaming noodles.

"Well, I feel that the barrel noodles soaked at the speed of light are more delicious, you can try it next time." Hou Xianxing said.

"Come on, who can enter the speed of light casually like you."

Melco also quickly took out his rice and took two bites. As soon as the rice was in his mouth, he realized something was wrong again, and said, "Wait a minute, are you bored enough to enter the speed of light instant noodles?"

"Don't be so surprised, the small universe is also a relatively easy-to-use ability. It doesn't matter if I use it a bit, just like you use the fruit ability to deliver food. Suck it~~"

With that said, Hou Xianxing took another sip of instant noodles.

At this time, Xing Guangyi said beside him: "By the way, if you take a rest or play computer games later, you should wear something that can insulate the sound. If you don't have one, I can give it to you."

"No, I have." Melco said.

"I also have the sound-isolating headphones you gave me earlier." Hou Xianxing also said.

Afterwards, Malco asked, "Old Xing, why do you need to wear sound-proof headphones?"

Xingguang pointed upwards at Xia Luzhen, and said, "Wait a while, I guess his voice will be louder."

Xia Luzhen didn't respond to Xing Guangyi's words.

The earphones on both sides of this Jue Ming learning machine cover Xia Luzhen's ears tightly, so naturally he can't hear what Xing Guangyi is saying now.

"It's louder...he won't die on the bed, will he?"

As a good roommate, Melco was a little worried. If Xia Lu really died on the bed, where would he throw the body?

"It's just loud, how did you get in touch with "death". "

As soon as Xingguang finished speaking, he saw the extremely suspicious gazes from Xia Luzhen and Melco, and Xingguang became angry.

"Hey, even among the trainee researchers in the Kingdom of Light, I'm known for having a low accident rate. You can question my personality, but you can't question my props!"

"Is that child's bubble gun that can blow up a wall a qualified product?"

Melco's words extinguished the small flame that had just been suffocated by Starlight.

"That...that was an accident..." Xingguang turned his face aside and said, and then he emphasized, "Anyway, there is nothing wrong with the thing on Zhuzhen's face."

"I want to ask, when you tested, did you test with Xingguang [-] or Ultraman Delta?" Malco continued to ask.

"I tested it after I transformed, what's wrong?" Xingguang asked back.

Melco didn't answer directly, just watched him stand up from the chair and began to pull his suitcase.

"What are you doing?" Hou Xianxing asked curiously.

"Oh, I went to practice with a Taoist monk before, and I still keep that outfit. I'm afraid that the pig will leave directly later, so I'll make preparations in advance and give him a little New Year's greeting in a while."

As he spoke, he saw Melco take out a suona.

Then I saw him blowing directly, very festively.

"oh oh!"

Hou Xianxing got excited too, he simply stopped eating his Lightspeed instant noodles.

I saw him turn around, with an extra erhu in his hand, and cooperated with Melco to start playing the erhu.

"Wait a minute, friend, wait a moment." Xing Guangyi asked, "Let's not talk about those messy jobs that Melco did, why do you even have an erhu, old Hou?"

"Oh, don't underestimate this erhu. Mr. Mu made it out of boredom. Didn't I say it before? Mr. Mu himself likes rhythm very much, so he can make all kinds of musical instruments in the world. Throw it to me if you don’t want it, I still have a piano in my space.”

After finishing speaking, Hou Xianxing continued to play very festive music with Melco, it was really "Little Happy New Year".

And Xia Luzhen lay flat on the bed at this moment, motionless, with his hands folded on his stomach, looking very peaceful, with a mellow voice.

This festive atmosphere made Xingguang one want to set off firecrackers, so it was an early New Year's Eve.

Just when Xingguang was about to take out a thousand firecrackers, the door of their dormitory was pushed open.

At this time, Melco and Hou Xianxing had already finished playing "Little New Year Greetings". After discussing with each other, they began to play "Gong Xi Fa Cai".

The door of the room was pushed open, and Tony Stark and Barry Allen walked in.

"Brothers, what are you doing so lively? Gong Xi Fa Cai is so obsessed with it. It's only September and you're in a hurry to celebrate the New Year?" Tony walked in while speaking.

Although he said so, he himself liked this lively and nonsense atmosphere.

Influenced by the music of "Gong Xi Fa Cai", he twisted angrily, and his anger was about to overflow, but he himself felt quite good about himself.

Barry Allen also shook his head slightly because of this magical music. He was thinking of adding this song to his playlist when he went for a run next time. Barry also liked this cheerful atmosphere.

Soon Barry Allen noticed Xia Luzhen lying motionless on the bed, so he asked Xing Guangyi: "Ah Xing, what's wrong with Ah Zhen?"

Xing Guangyi held a rattle in his hand at this time, and shook the rattle to the beat of Hou Xianxing and Melco.

Tony Stark, who was next to him, also joined in. He didn't have a musical instrument in his hand, so he directly picked up a basin, and patted the bottom of the basin with the rhythm. A group of time travelers were acting as demons here.

"Huh? Zhu Zhen, he has not moved."

Xingguang wiped the corners of his eyes and said, smiling happily.

"Ah?" Tony Stark showed a shocked expression. He came to Xingguangyi with a basin in his arms, shook hands with Xingguangyi, and said at the same time, "This is really... so shocking, Ah Zhen, he is A very great person, I didn't expect to fail just because of Eagle Language... Please feel sorry."

As he said that, he also took a few photos of coupons for western restaurants for Xingguang.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you for your hard work." Xingguangyi accepted the coupon and put it skillfully in his pocket, and at the same time made a gesture of invitation to Tony and Barry, "Please sit down, please sit down, I'll be there in a while." Dinner."

Tony Stark tried his best to suppress his laughter, sat on the empty bed with a straight face, and continued to shoot the pot, while secretly turning on the video equipment.

Facing these people, Barry didn't know what to say, so he also knocked on the bedpost with the drying rack.

Because the door was not closed when Tony Stark and Barry Allen came in just now, the movement of Xingguangyi and their dormitory also attracted people from other dormitories.

"What's the matter?"

"do not know."

"This... I just woke up, and it's the Chinese New Year?"

The students watching the fun outside were discussing, but they were not just watching the fun, they also wanted to join in the fun.

At this time, Melco and Hou Xianxing finished playing "Gong Xi Fa Cai" again, and stopped to ask Xing Guangyi.

"The next step is to continue to be happy or change to sad?" Malco asked.

"Let's say "Gong Xi Fa Cai", it sounds good." Tony rushed to answer.

"Row!"

So Melco and Hou Xianxing played again.

At this moment, you can see how crouching tiger, hidden dragon is in the dormitory of college boys, and you can also see how free college boys are.

Some students who know musical instruments also ran over with their own musical instruments and played together, including but not limited to: violin, flute, flute, gong, yu, shakuhachi, xun, saxophone, clarinet, etc., a combination of Chinese and Western Yes, the guitar is considered normal inside, and an old man ran over with his electronic piano, and the wire for the safety indicator light was connected.

If it’s just a musical instrument, it’s not worth the effort to say so much. Just as everyone was playing, an old man in a goose egg blue Taoist robe came in waving a mahogany sword and a copper coin sword. A student wearing a cassock and knocking on a wooden fish came in, followed by a student wearing a priest's costume, praying while drawing the cross. I don't know where these guys got the clothes.

The students of the school's sports team saw the situation and thought that they should not lose their share, so they went back to the dormitory to pack their clothes.

After waiting for a while, I saw them coming with a lion dance.

Thanks to the props provided by Xingguangyi, which have good sound insulation effects, Xia Luzhen didn't even notice that the dormitory was so lively until he left.

So what is Xia Lu really doing?

What Xingguangyi said before is not wrong, this "Desperate Learning Machine" is really a device that entertains and educates.

Its function is a bit like the game helmet or game cabin in those online novels. After Xia Luzhen started it just now, he has been hesitating which world to choose, and finally chose a more technological side of the world that uses guns to fight.

During the time when the dormitory was noisy, he had been watching the cg animation in front of him.

"Huh~~ I'm exhausted."

After seeing off the people sleeping outside, Melco closed the door, cleaned up the suona, and put it away.

"Today I blew 200 yuan." Melco rubbed his cheeks and said.

"I've got good news for you. I took a look at the coupon that Lao Ai gave me just now. I thought it was just a coupon, but I didn't expect it to be a dining coupon. You can eat it directly." Xing Guangyi looked at the coupon in his hand and said.

"Okay, this hard work is not in vain." Malco nodded, picked up a bottle of drink, opened the cap and drank.

There are a lot of snacks and drinks piled up on their table now, all of which are random parts of people who just passed by.

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