Self-guided daily life after rebirth

And the eldest lady who was curled up on the sofa playing games also curled her lips:

"That's right, my clothes are either luxury goods or high-end clothes - none of these two items can be washed directly in a washing machine, so isn't it because of you stupid person to buy a washing machine?"

The tone is full of disdain.

Su Tong could only sigh and nodded:

"Yes, yes, the eldest lady is kind! The eldest lady is mighty! The eldest lady will rule the world forever!"

"loquacious……"

The eldest lady muttered and continued to play the game.

When buying furniture, I bought a PS4, and bought a few games from Taobao. Of course, compared to her previous game technology, it is almost unacceptably crude, but it’s still idle anyway.

She curled up on the sofa and played games.

Su Tong watched her play games while washing clothes.

The scent of laundry detergent floated in the air, and there was the sound of rain ticking outside the window from time to time.

Time seemed to slow down.

The only thing that can be felt is the long and leisurely atmosphere, which is lazy and clear.

The so-called quiet time is probably nothing more than that, right?

You are playing a game.

The petite body is huddled on the sofa, holding the handle with slender fingers, "click click" pressing the button, with a serious expression and a stubbornness that refuses to admit defeat... The side face is beautiful, and it also has a smoky haze on a rainy day.

I'm washing clothes.

The washing machine is "buzzing", with the smell of water and the fragrance of laundry detergent on the nose.

Fragrance floats.

In the living room, the sound effects of swords, swords and shadows of the game kept ringing, and beside him was the vague sound of the washing machine running.

Su Tong suddenly felt a certain illusion that seemed to transcend time and space.

But it's so real.

You are playing a game.

I'm washing clothes.

Everyone performs their own duties, doing their own things.

But it doesn't hinder...

I want you.

Su Tong couldn't help smiling, wiped his hands, walked all the way in his slippers, and sat down beside the eldest lady.

The eldest lady had no objection, she just glanced at him and asked casually:

"Did you finish the laundry?"

"Well, I just put it in the dryer, so it shouldn't affect wearing it tomorrow."

"That's good."

The eldest lady finally put down the controller and yawned cutely.

Su Tong glanced at the TV screen subconsciously, and the five characters "prey has been slaughtered" were clearly visible on it.

"Win the fight?"

he asks.

The eldest lady also sighed:

"Of course I won. After I understand a little bit about the mechanism design, I can beat it easily... Even if I don't take advantage of the tricks, I can get through it purely by nerve response, so being a genius is sometimes quite troublesome... I have no game experience at all. "

Su Tong was at a loss for words.

The eldest lady is indeed a genius, so he is speechless when she brags so much.

Just a little skeptical.

As far as IQ is concerned, he is a genius, and he is really good at playing LOL, but is it really applicable to console games?

He looked suspiciously at the game box next to him named "Curse of Blood", and suddenly began to wonder if it was because the game was too simple?

But the eldest lady did not continue the topic of the game, but pulled a pillow from the side, and the whole person collapsed on the sofa like a big salted fish, then glanced at Su Tong, and lazily told:

"In short, even if you don't have military training today because of the rain, you should go to bed early at night. If you don't have military training today, you will have military training tomorrow. The military training at Lin Ke University is quite reliable. You can also be active during military training. Just adjust your schedule and improve your temperament. , you spend almost the whole summer vacation at home, this is not good... You don't know that staying at home will shorten your life span, right?"

"……what?"

Su Tong was puzzled.

The eldest lady explained to him in a straight-forward manner:

"According to experts' research, it is found that the behavior of staying at home will reduce the life span of the human body-every day a housekeeper and a woman stay at home will reduce the life span of 24 hours, understand?"

"...Understood, your ability to talk nonsense in a serious manner is still not shallow."

The eldest lady smiled slyly, and turned over again holding the pillow, from shrinking on the sofa to lying horizontally.

The girl's height is not low, and she is far from being too petite, but fortunately, the sofa bought in the living room is big enough, so it can easily accommodate the eldest lady and Su Tong who are lying on the side.

Su Tong sat in a corner of the sofa, absently playing with his mobile phone.

The eldest lady was lying on his right hand, her bare feet dangling.

Quite like carrots used to catch greedy pigs.

Su Tong swallowed.

sigh.

I always feel that if we continue to live together like this with the young lady, he will one day become the spiritual heir of Liu Xiahui, who is always in control.

Hard to top.

[To be continued]

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Chapter 12 Insole

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The seventh day of military training.

Comrade Li Chen, who was the last to arrive in the dormitory, went out early at noon, and the other three had finished eating before finally sneaking back to the dormitory with a black plastic bag.

Then he patted the plastic bag triumphantly and shouted:

"Come, come, brothers, come quickly and see what good things I bought for you--guaranteed to solve the urgent needs of military training!"

The other three approached curiously.

Su Tong took the lead to pinch the plastic bag and found that it was soft. He immediately had a guess in his heart, and his expression became dull.

"sanitary napkin?"

he asks.

Li Chen's complacent expression collapsed in an instant, and he took out the packs of sanitary napkins from the black plastic bag and placed them on the table, then asked curiously:

"Brother, how do you know it's a sanitary napkin?"

"Sanitary napkins are placed in military training shoes, which can absorb sweat and act as a cushion. They are known as military training artifacts. Of course I know they are so famous."

In fact, of course the innocent little virgin would not know this kind of thing, but two days ago, he complained in front of the eldest lady that the shoes that came with the military training uniform were stuffy and uncomfortable to wear, and the eldest lady directly asked him if he wanted a sanitary napkin for his feet.

The little virgin was stupid at the time.

It was also at that time that I heard the eldest lady say that sanitary napkins have such magical effects.

But several other people in the dormitory didn't know his details.

Zhou Baijin came up to him, patted him on the shoulder, grinned, with a smile that any man could understand:

"That's right, we're the same brother - I knew it as soon as I opened my mouth, the old driver."

Li Chen cheered at the right time:

"One thing is true."

Ye Zicheng also came up, curiously pinched the sanitary napkin that Li Chen threw on the table, hesitated a little, opened a pack, pinched a piece inside, and threw it on the table between the four of them like pinching a hot potato superior.

"This... how to use it?"

he asked in a low voice.

The three virgins over there who were still bragging about each other finally turned their heads.

Four people, four pairs of eyes, eight gazes.

Su on the left and Li Chen on the right, Zhou Bai and Ye Zicheng next, a total of four innocent little virgins surrounded the sanitary napkin on the folded table, and fell silent by coincidence.

None of them - neither will work.

Su Tong is a typical theoretical school, commonly known as the king of strong mouth, if you want him to say that he can speak well, but if you want to be real, he is definitely a Muggle with zero experience.

Not to mention the other three little virgins who also have no experience in this area.

Then the atmosphere became subtly awkward.

The four little virgins looked at me and I looked at you. Finally, Zhou Baijin finally broke the embarrassing atmosphere by speaking first:

"Hey, Brother Tong, I think you understand it very well...Since you understand so well, let's show off to the younger brothers... How about you give us a demonstration first?"

Su Tong also raised his head, took a look at Zhou Baijin, and thought to himself, comrade melatonin, that you are so tricked, so don't blame me for being cruel in the future.

This year, no gifts will be accepted during the festival, only melatonin will be accepted.

Awesome!

Brothers did it!

Anyway, never really seen it.

Last time I saw it in Missy's handbag...

Although I haven't really tried it.

Comrade Xiao Su cheered himself up in his heart, imitating the usual expression of the eldest lady, pretending to be calm and unfathomable, stretched out his hand to squeeze the sanitary napkin, opened it along the packaging line, and taught the front of him a lesson as he unpacked it. Three little virgins:

"You young people, don't think that the wind is the rain. Let me tell you, you are still naive—don't you just use a sanitary napkin? I will teach you how to use it today..."

He frowned and reached out:

"Shoes!"

Zhou Baijin picked up his military training shoes and patted them on the table, Ye Zicheng took out the neatly arranged shoes from under the bed and put them in front of Su Tong, Li Chen also took off the stinky shoes from his feet and threw them on the table.

Three pairs of broken shoes.

Stinks.

On this day, the shoe god Su Tong was almost smoked to death on the spot.

Ya waved Li Chen's stinky shoes back, pushed Zhou Baijin's shoes away, and finally grabbed Ye Zicheng's shoes and placed them in front of him.

"You two have the nerve to throw your hanging shoes in front of me when they stink like this," Su Tong scolded. study study?"

Zhou Bai smiled awkwardly.

However, Li Chen plausibly began to line up:

"Where is the effort to brush your shoes when you're so tired from military training? You might as well throw them away after wearing them for ten days—and besides, Su Tong, didn't you brush your own shoes?"

"Then my shoes don't smell as bad as yours!"

"You fart!"

"My fart is not as strong as your shoes!"

……

Meanwhile, Ye Zicheng, who was quietly sitting on the hanging chair, smiled cautiously, but didn't say anything.