JOJO started with combustible oolong tea

"So it is."

"You can tell he's not a good person just by looking at his kidney failure and Sima's appearance."

The three of them were still talking in whispers, when they heard the voices of host Illya and Kotomine Kirei—

"Presumably many contestants have already been instilled by Master Restraint about the Holy Grail Carnival when they were selected~"

"But!"

"But~ Due to a change in the middle, there are three contestants who were not selected according to the normal process, so they don't know about this joyous carnival~"

"A rough idea."

"So~ I, everyone's favorite Illya-chan, and Kirei will explain the situation of the carnival again~"

"Please be sure to listen carefully."

When Kotomine Kirei was speaking, a pair of lifeless eyes were still staring at the three of Qiao Long who had gathered together in a nest.

The three of Qiao Long also once again became the focus of the entire venue.

If it were someone else, he would probably have been so frightened by the gaze of tens of thousands of eyes that his legs would go weak, or else he would feel ashamed.

But who are Qiao Long, Yizhi and Gengping?

They are PaB's famous three blue brothers!Turning nudity into a daily routine and being able to run around in just underwear.

The face has long been practiced to be invulnerable to fire and water, and things like shame have long been thrown into the depths of the sea by them.

So now, facing the gaze of tens of thousands of eyes, the three of them still waved to everyone with interest, and then continued to chat with each other.

Illya and Kotomine Kirei didn't care either, after all, there are all kinds of birds in the forest, and it's really normal to have a few more exotic ones.

Among other things, there are too many problem children in the group of heroic spirits.

The two did not continue to delay time, and started the science popularization of the Holy Grail Carnival——

"I believe that some of the contestants present have heard of the [Holy Grail War]?"

"Due to information interference between worlds, things in some worlds will be received by people in other worlds, and may be made into novels or comic games."

"Kirei is right, so some players should have some understanding of the Holy Grail War, but—"

As Illya said, she raised her little hand and shook it:

"But this is not the Holy Grail War that everyone knows, although the competition for the Holy Grail is still the core, but this is the Holy Grail Carnival!

Relying on this small world that is independent from the outer side of the Xingyue world, it is a joyful world that was specially set up, with the goal of the Holy Grail, and with the permission of that adult, allowing players from all the heavens and ten thousand worlds to be randomly recruited to compete~"

Kotomine Kirei continued:

"Here, randomly selected games will be used to compete, and the knockout round will be launched in this way. The last player in each game will be eliminated."

"That's it~ After many competitive competitions, the final winner will get the universal wishing machine that can truly grant wishes—the Holy Grail!"

"So, players who feel uneasy don't have to worry, just do your best and show your style!"

Elijah also smiled playfully:

"Then, before starting to summon Heroic Spirits, let's introduce the contestants as usual!"

After finishing speaking, a huge void projection appeared above her head. Along with the flow of data, 10 head portraits appeared on it. They were the ten contestants on the platform, including Qiao Long Yizhi and Kohei.

The three of Qiao Long were impressively ranked in the top three.

Illya's voice continued to sound:

"The contestant number ① is a warrior who has been wandering through time and space! His name is Joron Joestar!"

As Ilya's voice spread throughout the venue, Qiao Long's head was enlarged in the projection, and finally turned into a stereoscopic projection of him, with several photos jumping beside him.

"How do they know about me? Well, but yes, it is not difficult for them to check my information if they can pull people here across time and space to compete.

What's more, Gaia also mentioned it just now, and now the two hosts mentioned [that adult], which means that behind this, there is a more terrifying, stronger, and unimaginably powerful existence supporting them.

Our group of guys, in the eyes of such an existence, is probably no different from being naked. "

Qiao Long frowned and muttered in a low voice, but after seeing the photos that changed every few seconds, he suddenly felt something, and stretched out his hand and shouted:

"Bridge bean sack—!!"

Unfortunately, his voice was still slow.

"He is a man who has inherited the spirit of gold!"

In the photo, there was a picture of him pouring wine into Yizhi with a grinning grin.

"He is the most trustworthy man among friends in the club!"

In the photo, there is a ghostly smile of him selling Yizhi for a few dollars.

"It's PaB's treasure!"

In the photo, there is a picture of him dancing with Iori and Kohei under the lamp, and a picture of him wearing a hot-eyed women's dress, drinking wine for Kudo with a grin...

Qiao Long's eyes began to lose their brightness, and he muttered in a low voice:

"Black, black history...my famous name in my first life——!!"

The sound of his gnashing of teeth echoed throughout the platform, waking up the other contestants who were bewildered by his messy photos.

Everyone covered their stomachs and laughed and fell to the ground.

Even the host, Ilya, thumped the floor with joy, and the corners of Kotomine Kirei's mouth seemed to lift a little bit with a numb face.

Yi Zhi and Geng Hei almost laughed, and each of them patted Qiao Long's back to comfort him:

"No, puff! Cough! It's okay, JOJO, we won't laugh at you! Puff..."

"Hmph, this is also a kind of training! Heh heh heh hahaha——!"

But the two couldn't help but smiled and lay down in front of Qiao Long.

This blow completely blew out Qiao Long's sanity.

With a dark face, he hugged the two bad friends in his arms:

"Don't get excited, yeah, I'm not excited, because I'm done and you're almost done, don't forget, we basically act together!

Can you escape?Two shriveled puppies!Let's die together! !Huh ha ha ha -! ! "

Qiao Long, who was broken and broken, laughed so wildly and perverted.

But Yi Zhi and Geng Ping couldn't laugh anymore, because, as Qiao Long said, it will soon be their turn to be looked down upon in history...

Chapter 84 There is no most perverted, only more perverted

Yizhi and Genghei immediately changed their colors when they heard Qiao Long's words, and instantly petrified in place.

Then he struggled in Qiao Long's arms and screamed——

"Ya Butterfly——!"

"Don't look!! Don't look! Don't look at my dark history—"

They yelled in such despair that other contestants frequently looked at them.

But the process of the carnival will not stop because of them.

Kotomine Kirei continued Illya's words and said:

"So, let's enjoy the wonderful moments of the first contestant, Joron Joestar."

As his voice fell, the photo in the sky projection stopped flashing, and a huge video appeared——

Qiao Long, who was shirtless and only in his underpants, jumped up high with a tennis racket in his hand, grinning grinningly and screaming——

"Tennis balls!"

It was a picture of him and Kohei Iori having a fantasy tennis match.

"Come on! Sky Dragon of Osiris!!

let's go!Osiris' Attack - Thunder Roar Cannon! ! "

"Let's see this! Yandi Great Yanjie!!"

"Majestic Heavenly Dragon! World Honored One Ksitigarbha! Prajna Buddhas! Prajna, please!"

"Fly in the nine heavens! Shenlong! Lushan Shenglongba!!"

Images full of various special effects flashed one by one, the huge crimson dragon, the tumbling fiery fireball, the thousand-armed wooden Buddha overlooking all living beings, the roaring green dragon...

Scenes were displayed in the eyes of all audiences and contestants.

Everyone stopped laughing and looked at the shirtless man in the picture with disbelief.

I can't believe this guy who looks like a pervert can be so fierce.

Qiao Long also noticed the changes in the crowd, but he would not tell the truth, telling everyone that it was just a cool-looking special effect, not lethal to people, and it was actually just a tennis match.

The silver-haired middle-aged uncle not far away had his eyes widened, and kept muttering:

"What the hell? Is this a funny manga character? Which funny manga has such a fierce combat power!?"

Yizhi and Gengping looked at the mighty Qiao Long in the screen, and kept moving on the screen and Qiao Long:

"What the hell? Isn't this where we play tennis!?"

"Is JOJO so powerful!?"

But the two quickly put the shock behind them, and took the initiative to hug Qiao Long's thigh tightly, with lustful smiles on their faces:

"Hey hey~ JOJO, you are so powerful, you are afraid of an egg!"

"It's up to you to protect us, JOJO!"

Qiao Long glanced at the two shameless guys with a look of disgust, and said while shaking his legs:

"Let go, let go, don't hug my thigh!"

But instead of letting go, the two people who don't know what moral integrity is, they tightened their hands tightly, and said with shameless smiles:

"We're holding on to this thigh!!" ×2

Hearing this, Qiao Long frowned, and a strange smile appeared on his face:

"You really don't want to let go?"

"Don't let go!" ×2

"Then you guys just wait to regret it. By the way, I have to take a photo. I'll take it out when I'm in a bad mood."

"Eh?"

"Don't tell me!"

Just as Yi Zhi and Geng Ping were about to stop him, Qiao Long had already taken a photo of them hugging his thigh with his mobile phone.

At this time, in the top screen, there is also the scene where Qiao Long roared and used a certain little eggplant treasure——

"It is my hometown that can heal all wounds and all grievances!

——Appear, "The already distant ideal city" (Lord Camelot)! "

With the roar of Qiao Long and the special effects of the pure white treasure appeared in the screen, a girl contestant with orange hair and side ponytail subconsciously exclaimed:

"Eh—!? You're lying!!"

But after noticing the gazes of other contestants, she realized that she was excited. She covered her mouth, blushed and lowered her head, trying to hide herself in her chest.

But his eyes still drifted to Qiao Long from time to time, his brows furrowed and loosened, as if he was entangled in some problem.

After a while, Qiao Long's introduction was over, and it was Iori's turn.

"The contestant number ② is praised by the land god, Kitahara Iori!"

Illya's voice sounded again, and Iori's stereoscopic projection and photos also appeared in the high-altitude projection——

"He is a warrior who does not easily surrender to fate!"

In the photos, there are successive scenes of him refusing the persuasion of his seniors to drink, and the scene of him raising his glass high and screaming shirtless.

The two words seem to be flashing in the front and back screens - really fragrant.

Iori's face also turned dark, and he bared his teeth and roared——