JOJO started with combustible oolong tea

Geng Ping also found out, even before Qiao Long found out, and before he had time to think about it, he stepped forward and rushed over.

The two roared while running wildly:

"Iori (Kithara)! Get out of the way!!" ×2

Qiao Long twisted his face, and immediately shouted:

"God's Hand!!"

The blue double appeared in response, grabbed Qiao Long's hand and threw him in the direction of Iori.

Hearing the shouts of two close friends, Yizhi turned her head subconsciously, but saw the big truck that was rushing in front of her, she was stunned for a moment, her body became cold and unable to move.

【I... am I going to die? 】

[Isn't it?I haven't got a girlfriend yet...]

【I'm still...a virgin...】

[JOJO... Gengping... Everyone is good, help me...]

【...I don't want to die...】

PS: Don't get excited, don't get excited, Iori will be fine, at least he is one of the protagonists

This is just a prelude to crossing

After all, it would be unreasonable to want to take Iori and Kohei across time without any accidents.

Tomorrow, a new plot and a new adventure will kick off. What will you see in the hilarious journey of the three Bilan brothers?

Chapter 79 Traveling with two cheaters

The truck also noticed Iori, and immediately stepped on the brakes, but it was unrealistic for a truck weighing several tons to stop immediately under the acceleration of gravity.

At the moment when the truck was about to hit Yizhi, a figure flashed past, knocking Yizhi away first.

The person who came was of course Qiao Long who used a double to throw him out.

Let the stand-in do his best, and the burst of strength from the stand-in almost dislocated his hand. If it wasn't for his excellent physical fitness, he might be the first to be crippled by the stand-in.

After escaping the collision of the truck, Qiao Long just breathed a sigh of relief, but saw a sea cliff in front of him who was still alive.

He was stunned instantly, and subconsciously cursed——

"Fuck!"

The whole person flew off the cliff.

Under the cliff, there is only a small tidal flat, where a few stone pillars are slightly sharpened by the sea water.

Ordinary people fall like this, and even if they don't die, they will peel off their skin.

What's more, the height of this sea cliff is not low, there are still more than ten meters. Even if the stone pillars are avoided, the big jagged rocks below are not vegetarian.

But luckily——

"God's Hand!!"

Qiao Long called out the substitute again, and the blue substitute grabbed him, and one hand was deeply embedded in the stone wall, stopping Qiao Long's tendency to fall.

Using both hands and feet, Qiao Long hung himself on the stone wall, looked at the rocky beach below and breathed a sigh of relief:

"Phew—it's dangerous, it's dangerous."

At this time, Yizhi, who was out of danger, ignored his knees that fell to the ground and was scratched, and hurried to the edge of the sea cliff, stretched his head and shouted:

"JOJO!! JOJO, are you okay!?"

"Stop talking nonsense! Find a way to get me up!!"

Seeing that Qiao Long didn't fall, he was relieved:

"It's fine, it's fine, just hold on!"

As he spoke, he looked around and tried to find something that could drag Qiao Long up.

Qiao Long also grinned quite grinningly, and shouted to Yizhi above:

"Iori! Remember me! If you don't buy me two drinks, no, ten drinks! See how I will deal with you!!"

Iori also had a face full of fear, crying and laughing and shouting:

"Stop howling! Save your energy! Labor and management ask you twenty meals!"

"You said it, don't go back on your word!"

At this time, Yizhi saw a thick hemp rope thrown away by someone, and his eyes lit up:

"Wait! I found the rope!"

As he said, he was about to go to that hemp rope.

But under the continuous stimulation, even if he was heartless, his legs were still weak.

Gritting her teeth, Iori stood up on her trembling legs.

But just at this moment, Geng Ping, who rushed over in a hurry, didn't pay attention for a while, accidentally tripped, and his whole body instantly turned into a rolling gourd and rolled towards Yi Zhi.

Iori was startled and angry at once, with a ferocious expression on his face:

"Gengping! You bastard!!"

He wanted to stop Kohei, but the current Yizhi is a soft-legged shrimp, not only failed to stop him, but was taken away by Kohei like a bowling ball, and fell off the sea cliff.

Qiao Long hanging on the cliff was peacefully waiting for rescue, but he never expected that two round buttocks were waiting for him.

The two rounds of Mount Tai directly took Qiao Long down.

The three of them smashed towards the beach at the bottom of the cliff again.

Qiao Long wanted to use his double to hold him back again, but he held Yi Zhi and Geng Ping, but Hai Ya did not follow the routine at all.

The cliff that was originally upright suddenly sank in half of the time, and sank several meters, so that it was beyond the range of the double's attack.

【no solution anymore!Although at first I was planning to leave after the training camp, but...]

"God's Hand!!"

He immediately yelled, and then stretched out his hand to hold Yizhi and Kohei tightly under his armpits.

The blue stand-in began to swell, and it became huge in the blink of an eye, and immediately bent down to protect the three of Qiao Long in his arms.

The space began to fluctuate, and in the next second, the three of them disappeared into this world...

……

Between the familiar and unfamiliar world, Qiao Long heaved a sigh of relief at the crisis that just passed, bowed his head and asked Iori and Kohei:

"Are you all right?"

What can be seen is the dead appearance of two guys huddled together with their eyes closed.

However, the two guys kept chanting at the corners of their mouths.

Qiao Long listened carefully——

Iori kept muttering:

"Die, die, die! I haven't found a girlfriend yet, I don't want to die, even if I want to die, let me break my virginity first.

God Amaterasu, Tathagata Buddha, Jesus, Allah, everything is fine, show your spirit, bless me to survive, I will definitely burn incense for you, please. "

Gengping is:

"Larako, Illya, Jeanne, my king, Madoka, Kuroje, Reimu, Zima, Yuyuko, Kaguya Hime, Hinata...

Forgive me, see you in the next life! "

Well, they are all the paper man's wives in his mouth.

Qiao Long's face was speechless, with black lines all over his hair.

Boom!

Boom!

Immediately, he raised his hand and shook their heads one by one:

"Are you awake? Do you want another shot?"

The sudden pain of course got a fierce response from the two of them——

"What the hell are you doing JOJO!?"

"It hurts!!"

Qiao Long crossed his arms and looked at them quietly.

At this time, Yizhi and Genghei also noticed that although they still hadn't landed, they were no longer on the edge of the sea cliff.

"here……"

"...What the hell is it?"

Iori and Kohei swallowed and looked around, but there was only darkness that was deeper than darkness.

The two also noticed that they are now floating in the air——

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" ×2

The two screamed piercingly, and with a jerk up and down, they hung themselves tightly on Qiao Long's body.

Qiao Long rolled his eyes:

"Calm down, I'm protected by my double God's Hand, this circle is safe."

As he spoke, he pointed to the stand-in head above.

Iori and Kohei looked at each other, then slowly raised their heads——

"Aliens ahhh!!"

"I'm about to be captured and sliced ​​for research!!"

When traveling through time and space, God's Hand will become visible to the naked eye. The inflated body and weird appearance make Iori and Kohei regard it as an alien.

In fact, it's not just them, even Qiao Long regarded it as an alien when he saw it for the first time.

Seeing the two bastards howling non-stop, the corners of Qiao Long's mouth twitched, and a moment later gave each of them a headache.

Looking at the two people who had calmed down and had big bags on their heads that were still smoking, Qiao Long sighed helplessly:

"Can you be quiet and listen to me?"

Yi Zhi and Geng Ping nodded quickly. Qiao Long hit too hard, and if they were beaten a few more times, they would probably lose their minds.

I could only suppress the panic in my heart and listen to Qiao Long quietly.

so and so, so and so—

Traveling through time and space is always boring, so Qiao Long told the two of them in detail about his origin, his substitute, and the cheating system.

After all, it's all here, and I can't hide it.

Moreover, Qiao Long still trusts Yizhi and Genghei very much. Compared with their friendship, the system, substitute and time travel are irrelevant.

Not to mention that the system always likes to trick him!

However, Yizhi and Kohei are always Yizhi's Kohei, and their brain circuits are completely different from ordinary people. In this case, their focus is actually...

Chapter 80 Welcome!Holy Grail Carnival!

"I see—is there any beauties in another world? In this way, as long as I don't get tricked by the two of you, I have a great hope of getting out of the order!"

"JOJO, why can't you connect to the Internet here? I still want to watch today's updated drama."

Iori and Kohei said so one after the other.

Qiao Long looked at their faces that had become exactly the same as usual, and was speechless:

"Don't think about Yizhi, even in another world you are still an old bachelor, after all you are a pervert, may virginity fool you.

Gengping!Stop messing with your phone!This is going through time, where can I find you a network, can you be more serious! ?