JOJO started with combustible oolong tea

"Give."

Yizhi glanced at him, took out a mobile charger from his trouser pocket and gave it to him.

"All right."

Gengping took over the mobile charger and started charging the phone.

At this moment, Iori stretched out his hand and asked:

"Have you brought anything?"

"Um???"

Kohei had question marks all over his face, and Iori clicked his lips:

"Tsk! That one!"

"Oh! That..."

Gengping suddenly realized, and took it out of his trouser pocket:

"Here, headphones."

"That's not it!"

Iori stuffed the earphones into his trouser pocket and shouted at Kohei.

Geng Ping also became a little impatient, with bulging veins on his face and hands:

"Not this one? Here, the Q version figure."

"No! By the way, why are you carrying a figure on your body!?"

Iori took the things again and stuffed them into his pockets, Kohei twitched his face, but continued to rummage through his trouser pockets.

Next to him, Qiao Long was holding a pole with three walnuts in his hand, watching the conversation between Iori and Kohei with great interest.

At this time, the announcement in the subway sounded——

"I have arrived at the station, please bring your belongings..."

Then there was a wave of inertia, a walnut in his hand flew out of control, Kohei was also squeezed by a passenger next to him, and driven by the inertia, he leaned towards Iori fiercely.

"Fuck!!!"

Snapped!

He subconsciously grabbed Yizhi's face, and at this moment, Walnut rolled to his feet.

Geng Ping's soles slipped, and a flat horse fell down, letting out a sour wail:

"Oh~~"

hiss--

Accompanied by the sound of cloth being torn, Yizhi was ripped apart from the middle by him.

The big hand reached Yizhi's fifth limb, and subconsciously grabbed it!

"cough!!"

Yizhi burst into tears in an instant, and his whole face turned pale, as if someone had choked fate by the throat, and received thousands of heavy blows, which made him feel suffocated.

Before Qiao Long could laugh, Geng Ping slammed one of the horse's legs and kicked his feet away.

He was still holding the pole with his hand, and he flew towards the pole in an instant!

The vertical pole hit Qiao Long between his thighs in the blink of an eye...

"belch--!"

Qiao Long lost his combat power in an instant, his face turned pale, and he let out a chicken crow.

The person next to him looked at the three people who were trembling all over, hugging the same position, kneeling on the ground, and asked quickly:

"Hey! Are you all right?!"

"Do you want to call an ambulance?!"

But those who saw the situation just now covered their mouths and tried their best not to laugh.

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Chapter 130: The Abyss Is Staring

"Two scumbags, if God gives me another chance to do it all over again, I will definitely stay as far away from you two as possible..."

Qiao Long pouted, and kept chanting, but the movements of his hands didn't stop.

Iori and Kohei's expressions were also extremely ugly, and when they recalled what happened on the subway just now, the three of them couldn't help but shudder.

That is the most powerless pain for a man.

At this time, until noon, there was still no one coming to Kotomine Kirei's ramen shop.

The three of Qiao Long could only wipe the table and sweep the floor.

Looking at Father Mapo who was busy in the back kitchen, Iori pouted and muttered:

"I really don't know what the store manager is busy with. Will someone come at this time?"

Gengping continued:

"Yeah, and the least spicy ramen in the store is the kind that can make people cry. Will anyone come to this kind of store?"

Qiao Long shrugged:

"It's hard to say, just in case someone likes it, just like the store manager."

At this time, Kotomine Kirei's voice came from the back kitchen:

"Guys, don't chat while working, or do you want to help me taste my new cooking?"

As soon as these words came out, the faces of Qiao Long and the three changed, and they hurriedly separated, and they had to find something for themselves to do if they had nothing to do.

Although the three of them had already drank high alcohol as an ordinary drink, and it was very spicy, but the spiciness of Kotomine Kirei's mapo tofu ramen and the spiciness of high alcohol were completely different concepts.

Even those who have experienced many battles can't bear it.

They have seen with their own eyes that the heroic spirits who came to settle here in a parallel world all bowed down under the ramen.

Not to mention their small stature.

Even the three of them were speculating privately whether the mapo tofu had already reached the level of a treasure.

After a while, Kotomine Kirei's voice didn't sound again, and the restless Iori started to make trouble again.

He first glanced at the back kitchen, then looked at Qiao Long:

"Puff puff puff ~"

Qiao Long was instantly attracted by him. Looking sideways, he saw Yizhi smiling at him with a rippling face, and then stuck out his tongue and licked his upper lip.

Qiao Long immediately twisted his face, his face was full of disgust, but he didn't say anything.

After all, it's Yizhi, so if it's not funny, it's not him.

Iori seems to have found something interesting, so he intensified his efforts.

He picked his nostrils with a handsome face, as if he wanted to make Qiao Long laugh.

"Cough cough!"

Qiao Long's expression changed instantly, his pupils shrank, and he raised his fist and coughed.

Iori seemed to realize that he was about to succeed, so he raised his head with his backhand after picking his nostrils.

He also smiled appropriately for the occasion, with a look that he thought he was handsome.

"Ahem, cough, cough, cough, cough——"

Qiao Long's complexion became more complicated. He rested his forehead with one hand and clenched his fist with the other, coughing wildly, his whole body trembling slightly.

It seems to be sending some information to Iori.

Yizhi didn't know it, brushed his hair with an angry face, and slowly stroked his neck, pectoral muscles, lower abdomen...

And behind him, Kotomine Kirei was bending over his head with a bowl of unknown dishes, watching him indifferently.

A hint of joy slowly emerged in those eyes, like an abyss.

……

"Wait! Help!!"

Qiao Long was tied to a pillar, with a face full of helplessness, struggling non-stop:

"Why? Why!? Obviously I'm just a theatergoer!! Why did you tie me up too!?"

Kotomine Kirei smiled slightly:

"Qiao Longjun, Kitahara-kun and Imamura-kun have already contributed to my cooking. As close friends, of course I can't treat one more favorably than another."

Looking sideways, Yizhi and Kohei were also tied to the pillar, rolling their eyes and losing their voice.

It's just that the fear remaining on their faces is so palpitating.

The bright red sauce at the corner of the mouth was mixed with the drooling, full of ominousness.

Qiao Long was still struggling, screaming non-stop:

"Don't, don't! I beg you to be more generous!! You must be more generous!!"

Saying that, he turned his head and yelled at the unconscious Iori:

"Iori!! I hate you, uncle!! You fucked me up again!!"

At this moment, Kotomine Kirei has already filled a spoonful of newly made Mapo Tofu with a spoon and brought it together:

"Stop struggling, it's useless, come on, ah~"

"babble--"

Qiao Long kept shrinking his head back, looking at the mapo tofu slowly approaching, his forehead was already wet with sweat.

At the critical moment, he gritted his teeth:

"I'm sorry! Manager!

God's H..."

He was about to call out his double to help him escape, but Kotomine Kirei stuffed the spoon into his mouth at that moment.

Kotomine Kirei smiled slightly:

"Anyway, I used to be the supervisor of the Holy Grail War, so what if I don't have any skills?

Your thing is called a substitute, right?Although I can't see it, as a referee, I still have to understand it. I don't need to be faster than the double, as long as I am faster than you.

Sarah, taste it!My newly developed mapo tofu!Remember to give me advice later~"

After finishing speaking, he returned to the back kitchen with mapo tofu.

And Qiao Long, who was forced to take a bite of food, also saw a wide and long river in a daze.

【Ah... this is me?where? 】

On the other side of the river, a few vague figures are waving at him...

Then he didn't know anything.

……

The next day, at the Holy Grail Carnival venue, the three of Qiao Long squatted on the ground covering their stomachs with pale faces and moaning.

Qiao Long gave Yi Zhi a hard look: