JOJO started with combustible oolong tea

"You lost! Take it off! Let me be healthy!!"

"Stop rambling!! The next move will make you lose your pants!!"

"Wow ha ha ha ha!!"

"One more drink and another drink!!"

"Next time you lose, you have to open your legs in an M shape! Beiyuan!!"

"Stop rambling Gengping! There is a kind of heads-up!!"

"You can't do it! Kaz!!"

"Damn Ripple Warrior! You can insult my body! But you must not insult my love of wine! Insult my drinking capacity!!"

A group of demons danced wildly, nothing more.

Qiao Long poured another bottle of vodka into his stomach, his face was flushed, but his eyes were still clear and bright.

Inherent Ability · Level 17 Dionysus buff gave him the confidence not to be afraid of any drinking challenges.

Now he even dared to single out a group of "drinking tycoons" in PaB.

Katz couldn't do it anymore, because Qiao Long's bottle of [System Special Vodka] had imprinted a deep alcoholic mark on his DNA, and it happened to be the curse of that bottle of wine, which made his drinking capacity extremely poor.

Typical addiction big tech poor.

When drinking with Qiao Long, he drank and vomited back and forth five or six times, and now he fell asleep on the ground in a daze.

And the sleeping position is extremely indecent, the whole body is completely naked, the buttocks are raised high, the dark [Qudao Jade] is looming, and there is still wine mixed with saliva flowing out of his mouth.

I can't see his prestige as the leader of the people in the pillar at all.

Totally a decadent drunk and alcoholic.

Looking at Katz's appearance, the smile on Qiao Long's face became more and more ghostly.

He took the phone from one side and started snapping pictures.

"This is my treasure, Black History get√!"

From his field of vision, he could see that this encrypted file was full of ghostly animals or funny photos.

Among them, Iori and Kohei had the most, even his own.

And the name of this document is - [Maybe a treasury of black history that can be sold for money]

As for who to sell to?Whoever wants these photos to disappear the most will sell them to them~

Qiao Long, who is enjoying himself now, doesn't know that because of one of his whims, he persecuted Katz.

It allowed the Qibelin bloodline to continue, and let some old and unscrupulous guy keep a fifth girl.

Katz never expected that, just because he attacked at night to capture the coveted redstone, he kicked a certain young old guy out of the summoning circle and took his place.

It actually caused him to experience a series of persecutions. After returning, he obviously became an ultimate creature, but because he was too drunk, he launched himself into space.

Became a famous example of [I pit myself].

But these are funeral events (or past events? Who knows), so let's not mention them for the time being.

Qiao Long saw that everyone was almost drunk, and their brains were basically not functioning. Even a certain neurotic [Kami] and idiot woke up, with a confused look on their faces.

Immediately, he exchanged a glance with Iori:

【It's about to start, Iori!Are you ready? 】

【ready anytime!Let them feel our pain! JOJO! ! 】

At this time, Gengping came over:

【Your eyes are squeezed, what are you holding back? 】

Qiao Long and Yizhi looked at each other and smiled, the expressions on their faces gradually changed.

Unanimously, they held Geng Ping under their armpits, and quietly moved to a corner:

"Gengping, are we close friends?"

"You don't have to talk, we know that."

"Woooooo!!"

"Okay, okay, we understand, we know that you are willing to give everything for us!"

"As expected of you, Kohei! Our best friend!"

"woo woo woo woo--!!"

Qiao Long and Yi Zhi had moved smiles on their faces, and tears welled up in their eyes. At first glance, they thought it was such a good brotherhood.

but--

“呜呜呜呜呜！！（两个瘪三捂着我的嘴让我怎么说！？）”

Then Qiao Long and Yizhi quietly told Gengping their plan, and forcibly pulled him into the team.

After hearing their plan, Geng Ping's face was already wet with cold sweat. At this time, Qiao Long also let go of his hand covering his mouth.

Geng Ping swallowed, and roared in a low voice:

"Are you crazy!? If you do this, you will definitely be targeted and killed by them in the game!!"

But Qiao Long and Yizhi had benevolent faces on their faces:

"It's okay, let's not worry about the future, as long as they are unhappy now, we will be happy."

"Also, if the three of us join forces, we may not necessarily fail miserably.

You know, we have a deep bond, even if they join forces, without trust, it will only get twice the result with half the effort. "

The corner of Kohei's mouth twitched - I don't trust you either!The bastard who sells his teammates at every turn is less reliable than them! !

But he didn't dare to say it, who knows when he would be bloodied by these two scammers.

But considering the future of being targeted by others, he still wants to struggle:

"But... it's always the first time we meet, isn't it good to do that?"

Iori raised his eyebrows:

"What are you talking about? They are old acquaintances to you. Isn't your old acquaintance our old acquaintance?

And ah, it's for their own good, you don't want them to be late tomorrow morning and lose their qualifications, right? "

Qiao Long also said at this time:

"Iori is right, we have good intentions, regardless of the process, at least our original intention is good."

[I believe you ghosts!You should put away that ghostly and perverted smile first!Two punks are pretty bad! ! 】

Geng Ping cursed in his heart, but his face was full of embarrassment:

"But……"

At this time, Qiao Long and Yizhi looked at each other and said:

"Come on, if you join us—"

"We will no longer take the initiative to interfere with your favorability with Heizhen."

Gengping's eyes burst out with light, and he said with a serious face:

"What are you talking about? We are best friends, aren't we!

When do you do it?I will do the work of a dog and a horse! "

Qiao Long and Yizhi looked at each other and smiled with satisfaction, but that smile was a bit wicked:

[In other words, is it true that Gengping is allowed to brush Heizhen's favorability? 】

[Don't worry, at least she is a famous saint in history, and she has become an avenger, so she must not be able to be moved by a guy like Gengping.

And - I said "not active", passive is none of our business. 】

【It’s true, and Hei Zhen is still a follower, so he will disappear after the carnival, and it’s even more impossible to go back with us, alas~ Poor Gengping~】

[Iori, please put away the smile on the corner of your mouth first, it's too wicked! 】

[You have the nerve to say me? 】

【Oh~ Poor Kohei~】×2

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Immediately, Qiao Long shouted to the crowd:

"Let's drink somewhere else!"

"Oh oh oh!!"×N

……

The next day, the sun shone on Qi Xiaosha's face, his brows twitched, and after a while, he got up clutching his head:

"Ugh... drank too much last night...

By the way, what kind of wine is that?My follower's body is completely covered..."

Consciousness began to return to his mind, and he began to hear the noisy voices next to him.

open one's eyes--

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

Chapter 96 Do you eat chicken?

"Wake up! Wake up! Master!!"

Yinsang struggled to open her eyes, and what came into view was the face of her own servant, Cu Chulainn.

"Well--"

He sat up with effort, rubbed his temples, frowned and muttered in a low voice:

"Hmm... my head hurts! How much did I drink last night..."

At this time, Cu Chulainn's voice sounded beside him:

"Now is not the time to pay attention to these things, master, you are in a very dangerous situation!"

"Ah? What's the matter? Are you late?"

Yinsang half-closed her eyes and tilted her head to look, and saw a huge clock tower in the distance, and the time on it was already 7:50.

In an instant, any feeling of alcohol was gone, and he yelled at Cu Chulainn with wide-eyed eyes:

"I'm going! It's already this time?! The rhythm of being late every minute!!"

Didn't even notice why he saw the clock tower.

"Master... now it's not a question of whether to be late or not, look around..."

Cu Chulainn covered his face without saying a word, his voice was a little weak, mixed with a suppressed anger.

"Ok?"

Yinsang blinked, looked left and right, and in an instant, his body froze.

because--

click - click -

Eh - what's the matter -

God——

He is now sitting on the platform where he came yesterday, surrounded by people, all of them are spectators who came to watch the carnival.

They were looking at Yinsang and the others in surprise, and some of them had already taken out their mobile phones to take pictures and videos.

All the people on the platform were projected onto the high-altitude projection screen without missing a beat.

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As a coincidence, as the parties involved, they are now only wearing a pair of underpants, almost naked.