Offer your allegiance to Chaos!

"Yes, Laplande is right to you." Ashe said: "It also saves us from carrying out traps, explosions, raids and assassinations, bringing down this house, and even accidentally canceling your assassin... Tonight six At this point, I will let Laplande and Canangel come here, you will have a fight with Laplande, Canangel will be in charge of photography, and let them go back after the end, how about it?"

"Interesting idea." The silver-haired woman narrowed her eyes, thought for a while, but smiled again: "However, as expected, if Laplande can win, or even just draw, you probably won't If you talk about the spirit of contract, you will immediately run away in front of me, right?"

"..." The corners of Ashe's mouth twitched, his face was a little embarrassed, he turned his head away, intending to defend himself, but his despicableness has long been known in Syracuse, how can he fool the closest people.

"Hmph, I knew it." The silver-haired woman's face turned cold, "But unlike you, I do what I say and do what I say. If I say let them go, I will let them go-so this friendly match may not be very good. Is it fair?"

"Indeed." Ashe sighed: "Then what do you want to do? Don't engage in competitions, or should we come to assassinate in a fair manner?"

"No, just like what you said, I don't want to destroy this house, after all, it's our love nest for so many days, and I want to sign a treaty with Wei Yanwu to transfer the property rights of this house to Syracuse. "

The silver-haired woman thought for a moment, and said: "Well, the friendly match will continue, but as compensation for your possible treachery, you have to add a little something."

"Ah, this..." Ai Xi was stunned, and said, "The lottery? Is there a reward for you if you win?"

"Yes, after all, Laplande won the battle. The reward is to take you away. I also want an equivalent reward. As for the content of the reward, you can think about it. If you think about it, tell me if I am satisfied." The silver-haired woman He changed to that half-smile expression again, staring at Ashe, as if expecting some good luck from him.

This is really difficult for Ashe, how can he get a lottery comparable to "Lapland takes him away"?

Meat compensation?Don't be kidding, what part of him hasn't been played by a Sicilian lady?Except for heavy-tasting gameplay such as SM, which Ms. Sicilian herself doesn't like, Ash has not escaped anything she likes, and he has no right to resist at all.

"Why don't I call you sister for half an hour?" Ashe asked tentatively after racking her brains for a long time.

"Sounds wonderful, but it's not like I haven't experienced it before." The silver-haired woman snorted.

Human beings are really the most greedy animals. Four days ago, my sister almost had a nosebleed in excitement when she heard even one sound.

Take all the Zizhu, use it like sand.

Ashe sighed, and changed his mind. Next, he proposed many ideas one after another, trying his best to be ashamed, but they were all rejected by the silver-haired woman—no matter what the limit, she had played it in the past four days. .

"What exactly do you want!"

In the end, Ashe was about to become angry from embarrassment, and stared at the silver-haired woman.

"Can't you think of a new one, the one I've never enjoyed?" The silver-haired woman also seemed to have a headache, she rubbed her temples, trying to induce Ashe to invent some new ways to play.

"Alas..." Ashe sighed, clutching his head and trying to refuse, but at this moment, in a flash of inspiration, his complexion became strange.

"Wait, I almost forgot...and that one..."

"What did you forget?" The silver-haired woman didn't have any expectations for Ashe's new idea, she didn't even lift her eyelids, and lazily let the boy come to her ear and whispered something.

Ashe actually only said one sentence.

However, the next moment, the silver-haired woman's eyes widened.

She uttered the loudest voice since the two reunited:

"--What did you say?!!!!!!"

Chapter 85 First Blood of Sicily

What Ashe said to Ms. Sicily was this sentence:

"The Book of Slaanesh has a gift that turns me into a real cat."

Yes, what he was referring to was naturally the puppet cat clone after the advanced integration of the five sensory skills, and now the cat in Wei Yanwu's mansion that serves as a bridge between his main body and Texas and others.

In a sense, it was only natural for Ashe to think of using this puppet cat as a winning prize in a friendly match. As early as when the puppet cat first arrived at Wei Yanwu's mansion, Texas, Lapland, and Neng Angel were against each other. It showed fanatical enthusiasm, masturbating its hands up and down over and over again, causing Ashe cat to almost form ptsd, and when it saw a woman approaching, it would bow its waist and prepare to run away at any time.

As early as that time, Ashe had also imagined the reaction of Ms. Sicily after seeing this ragdoll cat. Undoubtedly, for Ms. Sicily, who was obviously a hidden cat slave who opened her mouth and called him a cat affectionately, seeing The lover really meowed in the image of a snow-white and lovely puppet cat. She was afraid that a hungry tiger would pounce on it on the spot, and then put the cat on a chain and held it in her arms day and night.

——Ai Xi felt that his estimate was exaggerated enough, but he didn't expect that Ms. Sicily's real performance was more exaggerated than he imagined.

"The Book of Slaanesh? Turned into a cat? Really? Is this book so good? You didn't lie to me? Come on, let me see!"

It was the first time Ashe saw the calm silver-haired woman showing such an agitated expression. She turned over, pressed Ashe on the bed, and touched him as if she had lost her mind. It was like taking out the book from his arms, feeling excited as if he had been injected with medicine, shaking his neck and shouting:

"Change it for me!"

——This sentence is used by other people's old perverts, and they are all yelling in a hurry to make their own cats become humans, but how come it's the other way around here!

"It's changed!" Ashe couldn't laugh or cry, and quickly waved: "It changed four days ago!"

"Where is it?" The silver-haired woman's eyes lit up, she turned her head and looked around, as if expecting that an angel would come to her in the next second.

"At their place in Texas..." Ashe sighed, and poured cold water on her.

???

The silver-haired woman's complexion froze, as if she heard that the bride whose family had saved half her life for the gift of a caravan got off the wedding car and went straight to the old Wang's house next door, her eyes instantly became unfriendly, and she almost looked at Ashe viciously:

"You have the talent to become a cat. You didn't show it to me for so many years, but you gave it to those little lovers? Are you tired of working!"

"First, this talent was just awakened four days ago, and I couldn't help it if I wanted to show it to you. Second, that cat is not a purely ornamental plaything, but a channel for me to communicate with Texas. Aren't you curious about how I contacted them? No, this is the truth."

Ashe swallowed, and before Ms. Sicily broke out, she quickly explained: "Finally, don't forget, this cat is a lottery, a lottery! There is no reason to give rewards to the contestants before the competition!"

"……Humph."

The silver-haired woman is not unreasonable either. After listening to Aixi's clarifications, the anger in her eyes gradually disappeared, but her tone was still full of jealousy and reluctance: "That is to say, if I don't get a whim today Your idea, are you going to keep me from seeing that cat for the rest of your life?"

With your attitude, I dare not fall into your hands.

Ai Xi didn't dare to complain, she smiled and said nonsense: "How is that possible, I just want to pick a good day and give you a surprise, a surprise..."

"Hehe." The silver-haired woman said, "I believe you, I'm an idiot."

"All in all, you should be satisfied with this lottery, right?" Ashe tried to change the topic to the right track.

"Of course." The silver-haired woman nodded and said, "By the way, since it's a communication channel, then this cat and you have an instant shared relationship of thinking and senses, right?"

"Yes, but let me declare first that it is neither a male cat nor a female cat. I didn't squeeze the sex organs, it's just a white purebred puppet cat..."

Ashe just nodded, but then she felt that the silver-haired woman's words were wrong, and recalled Laplande's "bold idea" when she first met the puppet cat, and quickly added a sentence.

"what?"

But he made this sentence a bit redundant. The silver-haired woman was taken aback. She didn't understand Ashe's meaning at first, but after thinking for a while, her face darkened again, "What do you think of me as a beast? I care about a cat." What's the gender? Would you be in heat with a cat?"

Well, let me say that Laplande's brain circuit at that time was completely at the level of a beast that even Sicilian ladies could not match.

Ashe, who lifted a rock and hit her own foot, couldn't help covering her face, and said in a voice like a mosquito: "Don't you just call me a cat, and you are in love with me every day..."

"That's an adjective!" The silver-haired woman squeezed Ashe's small face fiercely, kneading it like kneading dough, and laughed halfway through the kneading: "However, the breed of Ragdoll cat is not bad, it fits well. Your own position..."

"What position? A doll?" Ashe's mouth twitched, just about to refute, but suddenly found something wrong, "Wait! Why are you taking off my pajamas!"

"Fuck you."

The silver-haired woman said with a matter of course: "Such great news, of course I have to share it with my cat to celebrate."

"That's why you're obviously a cat-fucking madman, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-""

Ashe only finished speaking halfway before being blocked by the silver-haired woman's milk grapes.

……

……

Half an hour later, Wei Yanwu's mansion.

"All in all, that's about it for tonight's friendly."

Ai Ximao squatted on the table, dying, and weakly summarized the meeting just now.

On the opposite sofa, Dexas, Laplande, and Canangel sat there. The former two looked ashen, and the latter forced a smile.

This is all due to Ashe's tactical mistakes. When Ms. Sicily broke the rescue plan, he urgently called a meeting of three people. While discussing how to deal with it, he was dealing with Ms. Sicily on the bed. idea.

This situation perfectly utilizes the instantaneous connection between the main body and the Ragdoll clone. It can be called a textbook-style remote negotiation between the two warring parties, making full use of the wisdom of the people...if Ms. Sicily didn't suddenly go into heat.

Ashley never expected that Ms. Sicily's enthusiasm for him being able to turn into a cat was so intense that she was about to throw it out on the spot.

Then, an embarrassing scene appeared. At the meeting site, Texas and the others watched Ai Ximao, who was still in danger, suddenly trembled all over, and could no longer maintain the normal progress of the meeting. Uncontrollable gasps and whimpers scratched the table.

——The silly dog ​​can guess what happened to Ashe's body.

What's more, Laplande and Ashe also have the spiritual link of Slaanesh's one mind, although after these four days, Ashe's ability to control the yellow waste in his mind has reached a new high, as long as he does not overdose, he can avoid it. Too many desire signals were transmitted to her, but no matter how concealed, under the clues, Laplande could still realize what happened on the other side of the mind.

So, the meeting was temporarily interrupted, but none of the three people left, either out of watching a show to eat melons (specially offered by Neng Angel), or out of various complicated thoughts. With a low scream, he slumped weakly on the table.

Wife ex-criminal play, second entry into the palace.jpg.

To be honest, Ai Ximao wanted to run halfway, but after thinking about it, with Ergou’s hearing and Laplande’s spiritual connection, it’s useless for him to run anywhere, and it’s just ashamed to be seen by Wei Yanwu’s eyeliner in the mansion , simply gave up the treatment, and by the way, I can give my good brother some benefits.

Anyway, after a lot of flirting, along with the explanation given by Ms. Sicily after having a good time, Ashe still introduced the specific time and location rules of the friendly match and lottery at the same time - the time is 08:30 tonight, and the place is in an abandoned stadium , One game determines the outcome, if you lose, the lottery is the puppet cat's right to dispose of it for one night, and Ms. Sicily promises to return it after masturbating.

Of course, Ashe is the brains of the team, and it is impossible for the three of them to oppose the plan agreed to by Ashe.

——Even if they are all very dissatisfied with "taking the puppet cat as a lottery".

"Leader." Angel Neng was the first one to raise his hand, and he said reluctantly, "What if we lose the battle and she doesn't return the cat? Then our connection with you will really be broken."

"Bear child, you can't say something auspicious about winning." Ashe sighed, but she also knew that losing is a high probability, so she could only spread her hands and said: "She never lied to me, I trust her .”

These words are reasonable, but the strong smell of dog food and fetters in the words, there is a sense that the minister is about to fight to the death and why His Majesty surrendered first, which made the faces of the three of them darker.

"I won't lose."

In the end, Texas did not speak. She had been rather taciturn in the past four days, while Laplande had a gloomy face and concluded the meeting with a coffin.

Well, at least it added a morale buff to her... Although Ms. Sicily seems to have an extra cat buff.

In this way, there was nothing to do in the afternoon, Laplande recharged her energy, and Ms. Sicily did not arrange experiments for Ashe. Until eight o'clock, Ashe's main body and Ragdoll clone set off together with the two parties.

The stadium has been abandoned for a long time, and it is said that it is about to be redeveloped. There is no one around, and the venue is open, which is very suitable for a terrifying force of the magnitude of Laplande and Ms. Sicily.

To be honest, at this juncture, Ashe was in a very anxious mood. He hoped that Laplande would win, but knowing that the hope was slim, he could only silently pray for her, at least not to get hurt.

However, something unexpected happened.

The first person to be injured was Ms. Sicily.

"..."

When the first drop of blood belonging to Lady Sicily fell to the ground, Ashe almost thought there was something wrong with her eyes.

He stared blankly at the silver-haired woman's flushed face from excitement, and followed her gaze from afar.

Seeing the puppet cat above Laplande's head with the same dazed expression.

Yes.

The first time she saw the Ragdoll, Ms. Sicily had a nosebleed.

Chapter 86 Three sentences to make the dog surrender?

When she realized that Ms. Sicily had a nosebleed because of seeing the puppet cat, Ashe almost laughed angrily.

Hey, hey, you are a big boss of Terra, the head of Syracuse, right?As for being so embarrassing!I admit that the cat I pinched is very cute, but it's not so cute that I can kill it when I meet it!

Besides, aren't you the holder of the Book of Khorne, aren't you so powerful that you dare to destroy the entire elite Galaplande of the Restoration Alliance by yourself?Why do you get nosebleeds when you're excited?This defense is more fragile than paper!

"Cough...I just didn't expect the cat you pinched to be so...to my liking."

Soon, the silver-haired woman also realized that she had made a fool of herself. She coughed twice, took out a handkerchief and wiped the blood from her nose, and said with a residual blush, "If I didn't know that you are a bastard, I really thought you gave it to me on purpose." What about presents?"

"I just squeezed it casually, probably subconsciously committed obsessive-compulsive disorder, and over-pursued the purity of fur color and the details of facial features." Ashe sighed.

"At least this proves that our aesthetics are highly similar." The silver-haired woman rubbed Ashe's ears with a smile, and then said with bright eyes: "Before the competition, can you let me hug that cat first?"

"No."

This sentence was said by Laplande. She had endured it for a long time after entering the arena, and said with a serious face: "Don't kill me, don't even try to touch this cat with a finger!"

——These words are full of momentum, but with the puppet cat lying on top of her head, it seems that the painting style has changed a bit.

"Oh? Really?" The silver-haired woman raised her eyebrows, and glanced sideways at Ashe: "How do I remember that this is a friendly match? The rules were temporarily changed? Is it over if I kill her?"

"You two stop talking." Aixi stepped forward and stretched out her hand, Aixi cat jumped into his arms, one person and one cat had big eyes to small eyes, and after feeling the subtle overlapping of perspectives for a while, they both sighed: "No Hit? If you don’t want to hit me, I’ll just call the cat back.”

"How dare you!" Laplande and Ms. Sicily said in unison.

Thus, the friendly match began.

In order to ensure safety, the three of Ashe, Dexas, and Canangel retreated to the high platform of the stadium. Canangel held a camera and prepared to record this exciting battle with great interest.

Logically speaking, at this distance, with Laplande restraining, it is possible for Ashe and Texas to escape, but considering the assassins who may be ambushing outside the stadium, and also considering the importance of the information on the Book of Khorne However, Ashe should settle down first and see how the two of them are fighting.

Texas hugged Ashe the cat, stroked its fur, and looked at the center of the field in silence.

Ashe glanced at her, Texas has been so silent for the past few days, if there is no accident, he should be worrying about Syracuse, he intends to communicate with her, but he doesn't know how to grasp the measure, so he can only sigh tone.