Offer your allegiance to Chaos!

"..."

Ashe touched her nose, glanced at Laplande with a delicate expression on her face, and sighed.

Indeed, whether he can sleep tonight is a big question.

……

……

Sure enough, in less than 10 minutes, the big headache that Texas mocked and that Ashe expected, broke out.

【Click-】

After returning to the dormitory, the first thing Laplande did was to lock the door.

Ashe, who was one step ahead, was already on the bed at this time, wearing a bathrobe and reading a book. Hearing the sound, he raised his head and looked at Laplande who was approaching the bed with a sullen expression, and heaved a long sigh:

"You can't be serious..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted.

Familiar posture, familiar body position, familiar bathrobe, familiar ceiling.

Ashe, who was pinned down by Laplande's neck, looked at the ceiling helplessly like an innocent little white rabbit about to be eaten by a ferocious big bad wolf.

Obviously, no one will come to rescue him anymore, the emperor is busy tasting wine, three old employees are drunk and passed out on the bed, just after the Texas mockery, there is no one in the huge three-story bar at this time Find a hero who can save Ashe from the misery.

Ashe could only try to rely on her eloquence...ah no, eloquence, to solve the problem.

"To be honest, Laplande, I like you as a friend, but even if you really drove me over tonight with a big car, I can't possibly fall in love with you."

Ashe spread her hands, and told Laplande the cruelest truth very bluntly: "Some people say that the fastest way to a woman's heart is the x-channel, but no one said that the fastest way to a man's heart The fast way is the X tube."

"There are great differences between men and women in terms of physiological basis and psychological characteristics. It is difficult for women to forget their first time and object in their lives, and they may even fall in love with them because of long-term physical relationships without an emotional basis. On the other hand, but for men... women who are too easy to get will not be cherished. They will always be like unsatisfied gluttons. After attacking one target, they will hungry for the next target .”

"Especially for an absolutely hedonistic scum like me who is handsome, has a lot of back gardens, and is even lying next door, you pushed me tonight. Texas's virginity is gone, he will be an angel the day after tomorrow, and he will return to Rhodes Island the day after tomorrow. Based on the goodwill I have accumulated in the past, I am afraid that if it is not a plan to make Rhodes Island a paradise, even Kelsey will not be able to escape. .”

"—You don't really want to open such a world line, do you?"

Chapter 29 Manual Feet

"What does the world line have to do with me?"

Riding on Ashe's body, Laplande's expression was still unkind, but she let go of the hand that was tightly gripping Ashe's neck, and she turned her head away, "Since you think this method is useless, then you Tell me, what else can I do?"

"How can there be strange things in the world where the target of the capture teaches the attacker how to..."

Aixi said helplessly: "In the end, I don't know what love is, how can I teach you? And even if you find the so-called method, it may not be useful to me. I was born as a freak. After 15 years I didn't say who I really fell in love with. If I was a normal adolescent boy, I wouldn't need you to find any strategy. If you put on me with less clothes like now, I would raise the flag and surrender, but... But I'm not a normal adolescent after all."

After a pause, he tried to persuade Laplande from another angle: "Besides, speaking of you, are you sure that your feelings for me now are love? The kissing experiment I mentioned earlier, then After all, it's just an experiment, even if you really feel some abnormal heartbeat after the kiss, maybe it's just a normal physiological reaction, I suggest that you'd better observe it for another two days..."

"To shut up."

Responding to his increased chokehold, Ashe closed her mouth obediently, while Laplande lowered her head, her gray bangs blocked her eyes, making it difficult to see her mood at the moment, and there was a brief silence After that, she spoke again:

"Yes, that's just an experiment, it doesn't explain much, and I don't know what love is. I've been fighting since I was born, and I hardly know any opposite sex except you. It is normal to make a wrong judgment, but...but!"

Before Ashe showed a relaxed expression, Laplande's words suddenly changed, she raised her head, her sharp eyes pierced into Ashe's eyes, and she pressed down fiercely like a beast:

"But I'm very upset right now! Do you know why? It's because of you, because of your ignorance of me, because of your close contact with Texas!"

"Yes, I am a beast born purely for fighting. It is impossible for me to have the ability to savor and judge delicate emotions. I am also very confused about my current mentality. It is impossible for me to be like Texas. Same, smiling sweetly at you while telling you a tiresome confession, what do you like, what do you love... You're so stupid! It's extremely funny!"

"However, even if I am like this, it is only I who understand what is the most important thing to do now!"

"...Yes, what?" Ashe was a little confused by the stormy but extremely "confusing" "suspected confession". He blinked and couldn't understand Laplande's meaning for a while.

"It's very simple, don't think too much, just do it." Laplande looked down at him with a cold and calm face: "What the fuck is love-I care about you, so I have you, I hate you for me If you ignore me, it will make it impossible for you to ignore me again in this life, I hate the contact between Texas and you, so I will fuck you in front of her, isn't that enough?"

fuck.

Ashe was dumbfounded.

It's a very "Lapland" love strategy.

There is no romance, no tenderness, not so much love as war.

Rely entirely on the innate wild intuition, don't think about the future, don't worry about being shy, if you fancy your prey, you will rush up to prey decisively, bite the throat and throw it into the nest, whether you want to reproduce or tear it up. Broken, isn't it her decision?

So Lapland.

But it is also this supersonic straight ball style of play that catches Ashe by surprise the most. His IQ and skill points are all added to rational knowledge, interest entanglements between people and self-interested judgments, but he has never understood anything emotional. methodology.

He can't control human sensibility, let alone beast?

Big crisis, this is the big crisis of life!

Ashe, who was basically calm and calm before, finally panicked at this moment.

Seeing his flustered expression, Laplande nodded in satisfaction, then thought of something, and raised his eyebrows:

"By the way, why do you resist me so much?"

"Huh?" Ashe was taken aback.

"I mean, aren't you an adolescent boy full of pornographic waste? When I ignored you before, you occasionally asked me if I wanted to deepen the relationship, and used me as a side dish to generate electricity every three days. The legs pinch the feet for a while."

Laplande nodded Ashe's forehead: "Why do I think about it now, and the ready-made ones are delivered to my door, but you are reluctant to leave them here?"

"Does it need to be said?" Ashe said without hesitation: "Who made Texas here? She has such good ears. She can hear everything you do clearly across two walls of a room. Seeing her face with real swords and guns, she was so angry that she was half dead, how can I talk to her from now on..."

Halfway through the speech, Ashe paused, and suddenly his expression became a little weird.

Yes, as he was talking, even he himself noticed something was wrong.

Not to mention Laplande.

"Okay, you little bastard." Laplande leaned over with slightly blue veins on his forehead, and approached Ai Xi with a fake smile: "I said why did you suddenly change your sex? Feelings are not pure and ascetic, but I'm thinking that I want them all... After getting one first, the relationship is confirmed, then the other one will be difficult to deal with, right?"

"Forehead……"

Ashe tilted her head, thought carefully about her deepest thoughts, and scratched her head, "Well, you are right, I really think so, it is better to wait for the momentary enjoyment than to covet the momentary enjoyment in front of me." The three of us having fun together—"

Duang!

As soon as he finished speaking, he received a heavy blow to the head, and suddenly became dizzy with stars in his eyes.

"You! This! Home! Guy!"

Laplande almost uttered these words word by word in a tone of gnashing teeth: "You're looking for death!"

"No way, I'm such a scumbag."

At this time, Ashe calmed down instead. He rubbed the bruise on his forehead, shrugged and said: "I like you, and I like Texas, both of which are in the sense of friendship. There is a lot of weight in my heart. If my love for you can be raised to the pleasure of the body, I will certainly consider raising my love for Texas... Hedonism is always pursuing the limit. To me, morality is different from Waste paper is no different, before you say you like me, before you want to enjoy the pleasure of the flesh with me, please bear this in mind—Aixi is an absolute hedonistic scum.”

"..."

Laplande's face turned blue and then turned white. Looking at her tightly clenched fists, it wasn't surprising that Ashe was killed on the spot the next second.

But she let go of her fist after all.

"Yeah, what am I imagining, of course you are a scum." She seemed to be a little tired and covered her forehead: "An executioner who killed at least 10 people directly and indirectly, a person who negotiated deals with the devil , A bastard who has blood on every gold coin he earns, I would expect him to be a good boy who will stick to his relationship issues, and I am the one who is sick."

"Um, so, you're not going to do it?" Ashe blinked, feeling a sense of unexpected joy——I knew it would have this effect, and I should have shouted the harem declaration from the beginning.

"But I don't care."

Unexpectedly, Laplande turned her face faster than the book. She grabbed Ashe's neck again and said coldly: "You are a scum, so I am not? If you think about it carefully, it is not a match." Is it?"

fuck.

Ashe covered her face, and sighed weakly: "Well, then do whatever you want, anyway, you are the one who suffers, not me, why should I stay here to make myself uncomfortable?"

"Of course, considering that your wolfish ambition is indeed a big problem, and when it comes to what you said before, the problem that women who are too easy to get will not be cherished by men, I will back down a little bit."

Laplande always turns around like this tonight, and she changed the topic again: "Let me ask you a question first, how far have you progressed with Texas? Didn't you just talk about the past and talk to Dirk?" Has Seth ever kissed? I don't believe that you have been together day and night for the past two years, and you have had a real relationship afterwards, but after the kiss, you really have nothing else to do."

"Ah, this..." Ashe was taken aback, and subconsciously wanted to say that we were innocent, but after thinking about it, she obediently told the truth:

"It's not too much. Apart from kissing and hugging, at most it's... hands and feet."

"Do your hands and feet?"

Laplande's expression was a little subtle: "Is it the one I thought of doing his hands and feet?"

"It should be the one you thought of." Ashe nodded, "So, are you preparing?"

"Then do something about it." Laplande curled her lips: "Anyway, I'm going to keep her from sleeping tonight. Even if it doesn't count for you to devalue yourself, you have to make some movement. Of course, the smell is too."

"Well, I don't suffer anyway." Ashe rubbed her forehead, her gaze fell on Laplande at some point.

The white moonlight fell on the bed through the curtains, and the Lupus sat straddling him, with their long tails flicking back and forth. The pure white sheets, long gray hair, and the bathrobe couldn't cover the slender and spotless clothes. The snow-white thighs, with well-proportioned curves, outlined the curves of a cheetah. Even three or two glaring source stone crystals added a bit of black magic charm.

Noticing Ashe's line of sight, Laplande showed a malicious smile, she stood up, her slender legs were unobstructed in the moonlight, and the two feet that had just been covered by the gray wolf's tail, It was also presented in front of Ashe's eyes, from the slender ankles, to the snow-white soles, to the suet-white jade-like toes.

She stomped on Ashe's face unceremoniously.

"Then move your feet first."

Laplande showed a bloodthirsty smile:

"—hope you have enough in stock."

Chapter 30 Shura Field and the Fourth Party

The next day.

Seven in the morning.

There are stars in my eyes.

This was the first reaction Ashe felt after opening her eyes on the bed.

No, maybe you have to add backache, backache, muscle pain, numbness in hands and feet, numbness in mind.

"Damn, Laplande, you bastard..."

Staring blankly at the ceiling, Ashe turned her head, glanced at the empty pillow, sighed, and cursed through gritted teeth.

Last night was a night of heaven and hell, pain and happiness.

Frankly speaking, it's really great to play "hands and feet" games with Laplande. Her innate physical foundation is unbelievably perfect. In terms of technology, although she was jerky at the beginning, she quickly relied on Superman He has mastered the skills with his general understanding—after all, he is the strongest fighter in Syracuse. After years of honing his body coordination, it is easy to transform into fine control of his hands and feet in a short time.

Especially in the end, she herself was aroused by the desire to play too much, so she opened up more explorable areas to Ashe in a half-push. The level was basically explored by Ashe.

Yes, this should have been a heavenly experience.

But it is often the intemperance of stupid human beings that turns heaven into hell.

Climbing to new peaks six times in one night is like a fairy treatment, even a normal person should vomit.

What's more, Ashe's body is only a 15-year-old adolescent boy... God is pitiful, but fortunately, he has an adolescent body, and his ability to create sex and erection is invincible. Otherwise, according to the quantitative standard in the Book of Slaanesh, his physical strength would only be 15 Point, a completely sick and weak child, without the blessing of puberty's physical characteristics, is afraid that he will die on the bed.

Now Ashe thinks of the fragmentary memories of last night, he still trembles subconsciously, especially in the last shot, he almost became a motionless dead fish, and Laplande stepped out with a cruel smile on his face— —At that moment, Ashe swore, he really saw the gates of heaven, in every sense of the word.

"Next time you accumulate enough happiness points, let's add a little stamina first..."

Ashe closed her eyes, opened the Book of Slaanesh in her mind, and unsurprisingly saw the [Happiness Value] item in the first column, which had been updated from 353 points last time to 6971 points.

Good guy, exclude the tens of points at most brought by the happy mood at the temple fair and the welcome party, and then exclude the "temporary reconciliation" with Texas at most a few hundred points, the big head is more than 6000. Laplande squeezed it out for him overnight, and on average, it was almost 1000 at a time.

This strange book of Slaanesh, rather than gaining pleasure by making others feel happy, really encourages him to get it by insane indulgence—by contrast, the whole "Kelsey Brand Aphrodisiac Plan" brings All the happiness value here is only in the early [-]s, and it took a month of running around.

It's a pity that the happiness value needed to upgrade the basic attribute value is exponential growth. Even if Ashe has never tapped physical strength since birth, the first upgrade needs 1 points, and there is no way to point it now.

However, with Laplande's attitude, even if he doesn't do anything today, he should have saved enough by tomorrow morning.

"Well, from this point of view, it's a good thing... When the physical strength increases to 18 points, it is estimated that it can barely make ends meet."

Ashe sighed for a long time, stood up with difficulty, and took a shower first. In order to clean up the messy smell on his body as much as possible, he washed it three times in a row, and frantically wiped the shower gel.

Of course, he also understands that this is undoubtedly a drop in the bucket, self-comforting.

It's okay to make them say that, with Texas as the top sense of smell of the Lupus, even if he washes it a hundred times, he still can't escape her nose.

Still, even though Ashe had imagined the worst possible scenario, he still couldn't have foreseen how tragic the real ending would be.

Because, when he got dressed and opened the door, Texas was already waiting for him outside.

"..."

"..."

They were silent and looked at each other.