Offer your allegiance to Chaos!

Offer your allegiance to Chaos!Author: Chao Gezi

Introduction:

【Grace of Slaanesh】

【Blessing of Khorne】

【Nurgle's Mercy】

【Revelation of Tzeentch】

With the chosen halo of the four evil gods of the warp on her head, Ashe stands on the ground.

……

However, who can tell him what happened to this golden finger?

【Pink Book】

[Talent: Charm / Perspective / Stealth / Hypnosis / Time Still / World Modulation]

"Very good, it seems that we should serve Slaanesh first!"

Chapter 1 Ashe

"Ash Operator, you have been fired."

Rhodes Island, doctor's office, sitting at the desk, a girl and a boy of similar age.

Wearing a black hood, with a "Doctor" nameplate hanging on her chest, the white-haired girl who looked about 15 years old handed a piece of paper to the opposite side of the boy, who was also about 15 years old, Ashe.

【呵向——】

Ashe held a bottle of yogurt with a pure and innocent expression on her face.

"Huh? Fired? Swordsman Tower, did I do something wrong?"

"..."

The white-haired girl known as the Swordsman Tower said nothing, and stared at Ashe in front of her——he had an undisputedly beautiful boy's face, sharp and handsome with a bit of neutral softness, belonging to the Walking on the street, there will definitely be a type of big sister to strike up a conversation with, plus the unique cat ears of the Filin tribe on the top of the head, dotted with snow-white fluff, at first glance, it is simply a super college-level appearance that makes women scream.

However, the white-haired girl was not tempted by Ashe's super high school-level skin, she knew his nature well.

——In addition to his super high school-level good looks, this fucking kid is still a super high school-level brat.

Code-named Ashe, a three-star operator who once belonged to Rhine Life in Columbia, joined Rhodes Island's marketing department three months ago, and was once widely concerned by women and men on the island because of her super high-school appearance. Later, he was low-key, hard-working, helpful, and never refused to come. He quickly integrated into the big family and became a popular "everything house" and "universal little helper".

After that, Ashe was trusted by the management and was sent to perform field missions many times, including the Chernobog "sarcophagus" operation that was crucial to the fate of Rhodes Island. A lot of credit has been paid.

As the rescued party, the white-haired girl's first impression of Ai Xi was naturally very good. In her opinion, at the age of 15, Ai Xi is a Rhode Islander in terms of appearance, temperament and ability. The most impeccable operator.

Unfortunately, this impression was quickly broken.

Because a work plan that Ai Xi has been working on silently since joining the company was finally completed a week ago.

Everyone in Rhode Island also discovered Ashe's true face from this work plan.

——This fucking is a super high school-level brat.

Let’s start with the beginning. First of all, Ai Xi joined the Rhode Island Marketing Department’s Pharmaceutical Marketing Division. Rhode Island is a pharmaceutical company. This department is responsible for communicating with local hospitals in Rhode Island and other mobile city-states, promoting Rhode Island The new medical product researched by the island, and for Ai Xi, who has just turned 15 years old, the arrangement for him in the department is a simple assistant, going out with the sales manager to run errands to familiarize himself with the business - this is also when Ai Xi has time to work on the island The reason for being a versatile little helper on the Internet, in everyone's opinion, this newcomer has plenty of time and willingness, so he is naturally willing to entrust some chores to him.

But in fact, Ai Xi was not idle when she was working as an assistant and running a master house.

During Rhodes Island's resident stay in the mobile city-state Longmen, he investigated information alone, locked the location of the red-light district of Longmen, sneaked into eighteen hotel clubs in Longmen, claimed to be a medical representative secretly dispatched by Rhodes Island, and promoted Dr. Kelsey, a leader in the medical field of Terra. The aphrodisiac drug "Viagra", which has been painstakingly developed for ten years and cost a lot of money, has a banner: the old genius doctor, Kelsey, specializes in treating infertility and infertility.

Subsequent investigations proved that the ingredients of the blue pill were simply vitamins, sugar, and starch polymers. However, under the persuasion of Ai Xi's mysterious means, the Longmen Eighteen Hotel Clubs reached a cooperation agreement with Ai Xi, and Ai Xi formulated it himself. Under the marketing strategy, in just two months, it occupied the whole Longmen market in one fell swoop, with daily sales exceeding one million Longmen coins, which was widely praised by customers.

During this period, Aixi forged financial statements and medical bills to divide the sales of Viagra into the normal cardiovascular drug column, created a miracle performance of tens of millions of Longmen coins per month in the marketing department, and instantly solved the problem of Rhode Island's infection caused by rescue. Those who have accumulated fiscal deficits for many years have greatly filled the working capital inventory.

Afterwards, before managers such as Kelsey and Amiya became aware of their recent unusually high income and began to investigate, Aixi collected personnel information, financial records, audio recordings, video and video and other criminal evidence in the eighteen hotel clubs in Longmen. , Report to the Guards Bureau in real name.

Therefore, last week, under the leadership of Mr. Chen, the Longmen Guards Bureau launched an anti-pornography and anti-black sword operation, shut down 372 entertainment clubs, arrested 1072 suspects, rescued [-] girls who had lost their way, and followed the vine to destroy three Human trafficking organizations, seven narcotics sales networks, and the largest underworld force in Longmen headed by the deputy mayor.

Afterwards, Chief Chen personally visited Rhodes Island and presented Ai Xi with a pennant and a bonus of [-] Longmen Coins.

It is said that Dr. Kelsey's expression at the time was wonderful.

In the end, Rhodes Island quickly set up an investigation team to find out all of Ai Xi's actions in the past three months, but they did not find that Ai Xi had anything other than the 300 Longmen coin bonus. Private profit-making behavior - while creating a huge income of [-] million Longmen coins for Rhodes Island, he didn't even confiscate the red envelope of one dollar, let alone embezzled public funds.

The white-haired girl still remembers Ai Xi's answer when she personally asked Ai Xi why she made such a big news.

"Because Amiya complained that the recent budget deficit has given her a headache."

In the interrogation room, the teenager was drinking milk with an innocent face: "I asked her if she needed any help, she smiled and touched my head, just let me work hard."

"So... this is how you work hard?" The white-haired girl's head was a little short-circuited.

"That's right, I'm from the Pharmaceutical Marketing Department." Ai Xi still looked innocent: "Isn't working hard here just to sell more medicine?"

"..." The white-haired girl was sunk.

All in all, no matter how legitimate Ashe's reasons are, his accusations of slandering the company's reputation and falsifying financial statements are still the same. Rhode Island's management finally chose to withhold his bonus this year and suspend him for further investigation.

But Aixi was obviously not satisfied with this penalty. He protested to his superiors, saying that from the perspective of the consequences, he had created a terrifying performance of 2000 million for the company and reversed Rhodes Island's financial situation in one fell swoop, even though the process used He used some subtle tricks, but overall it is harmless. It is fine if Rhodes Island does not give him a reward and a promotion.

The hearts of the brothers are chilled!

But Rhode Island's high-level executives—especially Director Kelsey, whose reputation as an "old genius doctor specializing in infertility and infertility" has been widely spread in Longmen and even in the interior of Yan, obviously don't intend to listen to his defense.

It's a pity that what Kelsey didn't understand is that for the ultimate bear kid like Ashe, he should either be dismissed at once, or he should confess honestly. Handling half of the situation like this will only lead to more serious problems. consequences.

After repeated petitions to no avail, Aixi finally completely exposed her true colors.

He forged a paternity test certificate between himself and Kai Erxi, went to the Longmen Guard Bureau to find Chief Chen to sue Kai Erxi for the crime of abandonment, and then led a group of guards from the Guard Bureau to beat gongs and drums in a menacing manner early in the morning. Rhodes Island, in front of half of the island's operators, knelt down and hugged Kelsey's thigh and began to cry, singing "Only Mom is Good in the World", "My Old Mother" and "In the Candlelight" Mother".

It is said that Dr. Kelsey's expression at the time was wonderful.

There is also the Longmen part-time college student hired by him running around the island to distribute leaflets - all printed are paternity test certificates, photos of mother and child when they were young, and a series of "evidence" that is more real than real.

God knows where he got such realistic materials... Although the two of them are indeed from the Filin clan.

In this way, when the sun rose that day, all Rhodes Island knew the little secret between Kelsey and her illegitimate son Ashe.

...All in all, after a day of commotion, Ashe was hanged from the bridge of Rhodes Island.

On the third day, which is today, now, Ashe finally received the doctor's dismissal order.

"So I did something wrong?"

Ashe sucked the milk innocently, blinking her big eyes: "Dao Keta, why are you looking at me like that? Is your menstrual period coming early? How about I pour you a glass of brown sugar water?"

"Just accurately predicting the menstrual cycle of Rhodes Island's female operators and sending them brown sugar water in turn every day is enough to judge you as a hooligan!"

The white-haired girl rolled her eyes: "It's because of your young age and that face, otherwise someone will turn you over to the Longmen Guard Bureau sooner or later!"

——Aixi, under the banner of a versatile little helper, spent a month to determine the menstrual period of each female operator, and started delivering brown sugar water in the second month after going to the island. The delivery is so accurate, you today Waking up in the morning with a stomachache, walking into the office, you will find a cup of brown sugar water on the table. I heard that the medical department has also found many local characteristic medicinal ingredients in Yan Kingdom after testing. A few of the combat operators, after drinking it, they feel refreshed, and the taste is even better than the lemonade milk tea sold on the street, so much so that there are girls who specifically ask for a cup or two as a drink (for example, a certain An operator with a serious addiction to brown sugar water from the Lupu ethnic group called Hong).

However, the purpose of his sending is really too wide, from the big Kelsey down to the little girl Jessica, I don’t know how many troubles have been caused—Rhode Island is basically unmarried people, and even many of them are married. They are underage, how can thin-skinned girls stand such straightforward "good intentions"?If it wasn't for the fact that Ashe was underage and had a pretty face that made him more attractive to the opposite sex, and the medicine was really effective, someone would have given him the Originium skill a long time ago.

Even so, there are still some reserved people represented by Kelsey who don’t eat his face. Every time they receive brown sugar water, they will be poured into the sewer, or fed to dogs (such as a certain Lupu named red who is seriously addicted to brown sugar water) operator).

The white-haired girl only woke up from a long sleep half a month ago, and she only received brown sugar water once. She personally likes the taste and curative effect, and is very grateful to the thoughtful Ashe—but standing on the side of the Rhodes Island administrator From a standpoint, it is quite a headache to have such a hooligan on the island who accurately explores the menstrual period of female operators.

However, after he was fired, she would no longer receive that cup of brown sugar water every month... Thinking about it, the white-haired girl felt a little regretful.

It's a pity that, as Rhodes Island's designated tool person, she is the manager in name, but she has no ability to refute Queen Mother Kai's orders.

From a personal point of view, the white-haired girl has no ill feeling towards Ashe's actions. In just half a month of getting along with her, she has figured out the child's behavior style. He is a typical result-oriented person, and basically all actions The purpose is to be good for others, but there are always strange brain circuits and unscrupulous methodologies in the process. If you really want to talk about brats, this kind of brat is also the most popular among all brats.

Among other things, the profit of 300 million Longmen coins really surprised her and Amiya, just like a pauper who is reluctant to put salt in pickles suddenly won the first prize, which almost made them hug each other We cried together.

For the sake of Rhodes Island's finances, Queen Mother Kai, you can reconsider your reputation. Besides, the old miracle doctor who specializes in infertility is not a cursed title. Maybe it is a free advertisement for Rhodes Island.

— Cough, the white-haired girl only dared to think about it in her heart.

Thinking of this, the white-haired girl sighed, and her tone softened a bit:

"Don't be discouraged. After all, you did too much last time. Amiya and I didn't stop Kelsey's order, but we made a compromise in the end. Although you were expelled from the market in name Department, but we have kept your file and signed a talent flow agreement with Rhode Island’s partner company, Penguin Logistics, allowing you to stay in Penguin Logistics for a period of time as a permanent representative of Rhode Island. Wait for Kelsey It’s not like there’s no chance to come back when the anger is gone.”

"Penguin Logistics?"

Hearing the white-haired girl's words, Ashe was taken aback for a moment, and paused while drinking the milk. He thought about it: "Is it Texas and the company that can make them angels?"

"Yes, Ms. Neng Angel has been to Rhodes Island a few times during this period. I heard that you have a good relationship with her, so you must be able to adapt there." The white-haired girl smiled: "By the way, Rapp Rand operators will also be sent with you, there are acquaintances on both sides, is it a good choice?"

"The big dog is going too, it's not bad, but I'm not very familiar with logistics work."

Ashe scratched her head, "What if I lose face to Rhodes Island?"

Well, I didn't expect this kid to have a sense of belonging to Rhodes Island.

The white-haired girl nodded slightly, and laughed: "It's okay, you don't have to imagine the new job to be so complicated, just do it step by step. The so-called logistics is just as simple as sending things from a to b."

"Oh, yes, from a to b." Ashe nodded as if suddenly realizing: "I understand."

"It's good if you understand." The white-haired girl also nodded, and her smile grew stronger.

Well, this kid isn't that difficult to deal with, he's quite obedient when he should be sensible.

With the thought of letting out a sigh of relief, the white-haired girl suddenly noticed that Ashe lowered her head, took out her phone and tapped on the screen, and asked curiously, "What are you looking at?"

"Check the Ursas Northland guerrilla combat area closest to Longmen, as well as the distance between the two points, the main traffic route and the checkpoints along the way."

Ashe raised her head and said with a smile: "I plan to transport the ammunition from Longmen to Usas to the guerrillas in the Northland. They should need the help of the logistics company."

The white-haired girl: "..."

"The logistics company doesn't do this! This is arms smuggling! It's against the law!"

The white-haired girl almost flipped the table.

"Huh? This won't work." Ashe blinked, lowered her head again, and tapped her phone screen, "Then... transport the head of Emperor Ursus to the guerrillas?"

"This is a killer group! It's even more illegal!"

"Transfer the power of the Ursus Empire to the hands of the people?"

"That's the Revolutionary Party! And what kind of monster is the logistics company that can even deliver concepts! What kind of grudge do you have with Ursas!"

The white-haired girl collapsed.

——The preface is retracted, this kid is a good fart, he is clearly the most vicious and evil super high school grade brat in the history of Terra!

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After half an hour.

The night at Longmen is late.

Looking up at the sky, it was a rainstorm of starlight.

Looking at the sky, there is another sea of ​​lights like fire.

Ai Xi quite likes it like this, lying on the balcony of the dormitory at night, looking at the Longmen in the distance, high-rise buildings, viaducts and neon lights are intertwined into a magnificent palace, the whole city-state seems to be full of gold, exuding bright brilliance, making people feel He was fascinated for a long time.

"It's so beautiful..." He murmured softly.

"The meal is almost ready." Someone came up from behind and patted his head: "Don't let it be beautiful here, no matter how beautiful it is, it can't be eaten as a meal."

"Animals without artistic talent." Ashe curled her lips, turned her head, and looked at the person coming.

It was a waist-length Lupus woman with white hair. She wore a black jacket on her upper body and hot pants that were so short that she could barely cover her buttocks, revealing her slender and well-proportioned thighs. Bloody, quite dazzling under the moonlight.

But the most eye-catching thing is her cheeks, which are as heroic and beautiful as a Valkyrie. The scar running through the left eye adds a bit of wildness. With the slightly messy hairstyle and fluffy wolf ears, it looks like a jungle. the beast.

There is always a faintly elegant smile on the corner of her mouth, but she is reserved and friendly but gives people a chill, just like the two swords hanging around her waist, showing their sharpness.

Laplande, Ashe's roommate, and friend.

The dormitories in Rhodes Island were originally separated by men and women, but when Ashe and Lapland went to the island together, there was a shortage of boys’ dormitories. In addition, the two had been together for a long time, had a close relationship, and did not mind each other. A dilapidated warehouse in the infrastructure space was temporarily installed with water and electricity, and turned into a bedroom for two people.Although the men's dormitory became vacant for a while afterward, the two did not report to their superiors for a long time, and they have lived in it until now.

Because of this incident, many colleagues on the island regard Ashe and Laplande as a relationship between boyfriend and girlfriend. The last time it was a relationship above friendship and lovers was just a step away. After all, although Ashe is young, But after all, it is a boy, the lonely man and the widow live in the same room, sleeping, bathing, cooking and eating together, it is hard not to make people doubt the relationship between them.

In fact, the relationship between the two is quite pure, they are just friends—maybe Ashe herself would occasionally crave Laplande’s big white legs due to the hormonal outburst of adolescents, but Laplande’s sense of Ashe is obvious It's not that complicated.

In fact, Ashe even suspected that her brain had no love-related modules pre-installed at all.

There is a cafeteria in Rhodes Island, but the taste of the fire is naturally not very good. Many operators choose to install induction cookers in their dormitories to cook. Ashe and Laplande are no exception. They work on a weekly schedule. No. Ashe, double No. Lapland, finger-guessing on weekends, cooking in turn.

Comparing the culinary skills of the two, Ashe was ten blocks away from Lapland. After all, this big dog's head was full of fighting cells, and he didn't have any life skills.However, in the past few years of traveling together, under Ai Xi's half-forced, she also learned a few of Ai Xi's skills, and she was quite good at cooking a few special dishes.

For example, the current sweet and sour pork ribs, sweet and sour pork tenderloin and sweet and sour fish.

That's right, Laplande is a sugar addict, but she can do well in any dishes dipped in sugar, or creamy pastries, at least two of which are the color and aroma.