Miss Lin is also a macho vup today

Zero Yue directly exposed the source of this rumor, she looked very calm, but if she ignored her and Dadai was already scared into the arms of the eldest lady.

"Believe it or not, but what I'm going to talk about is actually not this, but after that we dug up a coffin board when we were playing in the school playground, and there was a piece of red gauze hanging on it."

Xu Lin shrugged and told the most terrifying point of the story.

ps: It’s true, our elementary school really dug out a coffin board, but there is no trace of the lower half. . .

Chapter 375 Chapter 78 Daidai who fell asleep during the live broadcast never knew what she missed

"Why do I suddenly feel cold..."

Lin Mu looked left and right, and couldn't help scratching his arm.

"So you made this up again, right?"

On the other hand, Xu Youyue was very aware of this person's urination, so she complained.

What type of person is Xu Lin?

She is actually the type who is most afraid of horror games. . .Playing horror games is the same as eggplant, and she wouldn't even touch it if she hadn't been forced to do so. Even a game like Left [-] Survival can make her panic.

But she also likes to tell scary ghost stories, and she tells them very well. It's not the type that creates a scary atmosphere by suddenly scaring people.

According to her own account, it was because when she was in high school, her deskmate liked to buy short horror novels and watched a lot of them.

"No, in fact, part of it is true. For example, these two rumors were really popular in the school. For example, the coffin board, although there was no red cloth hanging on it, was really dug out..."

Xu Lin said happily.

"So? What the hell did you do?"

Dadai and Lingyue were too scared to speak, Sal and Lin Mu also tacitly shut up and slowly digested the coolness brought by this story, while the hosts Xueyue and Shuangxue said. . .

These two guys are still 'discussing' about women's clothing. The current progress is that Xueyue said she would buy a box of women's clothing for Shuangxue when she went back, and Shuangxue made it clear that she would definitely refuse to accept it.

"I split the coffin board as firewood, and wanted to organize a bonfire meeting on the playground, but all the meat that the whole school notified to buy was also confiscated..."

Xu Lin wiped his face and said with a frustrated expression.

"As expected of you, you can always do something beyond my three views."

The eldest lady rolled her eyes.

"Brother Ruoye, are you still used to being on Earth for so many years? Do you feel homesick?"

Sal followed suit.

"High EQ, Senior Saar!"

Shuangxue's eyes brightened. As the host, he now needs some formula answers with high EQ to deal with all kinds of strange guests, so he quickly picked up a small notebook and wrote them down.

"Laxatives, people have just left the atmosphere on the earth. I can only say that I know everything about this matter. There are too many people in the industry, so I hide it."

Xu Lin quickly followed up and played a meme on Zhihu, and then directly changed the offensive, leading the topic to Xu Youyue.

"Then it's Missy next. Did anything happen to you when you were in elementary school?"

"Me? Miss Ben didn't have any accidents at the beginning, so she spent her elementary school life peacefully, but if I have to say..."

"Actually, there is one thing. When I graduated, it happened to coincide with the [-]th anniversary celebration. The host student seemed to say something very touching. I can't remember it. I just remember that all the classmates around me cried very badly."

As Xu Youyue said, she couldn't help laughing.

"As a result, Miss Ben didn't hear it because she was distracted. When she came back to her senses, everyone around her was crying and she was very confused. But the worst thing was that after the party was over, they were going to take graduation photos together. You know a graduation photo How does it feel when everyone, even the teacher, is crying and you are the only one with a dumbfounded expression on your face?"

"So much so that I have never been embarrassed to go to elementary school reunions..."

"Understood, when everyone around you is dying in society, if you don't die in society, it means you are dead in society."

Xu Lin nodded, and opened his mouth to speak strange words.

"Good guy, what is the theory of social death relativity?"

Xueyue didn't hold back her smile and complained, mainly because she had seen the photos of the young lady when she was a child, she was a very cute and mature little loli, and she was about the same height as the young lady now, but in the photos she was always a slab With a face, like a little adult.

Doesn’t the picture feel come ww

"Fuck you, what are you talking about?"

Angrily patted the white-haired girl, Xu Youyue handed the microphone to the next stick.

If Kite Chick is not here, it means that Sal will come first.

"Me? In fact, I really didn't have any dark history when I was young...But Ye Jun has a lot of embarrassing things, do you want to listen to it?"

Thrall hesitated for a while, and then decisively sold his good brother.

"No, you need your own, even elementary school without junior high school."

Xue Yue immediately retorted.

"That's right, do you still need to dig up Ye Jun's dark history? How many stupid things he has done since he joined the club."

Xu Lin also chimed in.

"Ah, let's talk about junior high school. Didn't you have to prepare for the physical examination in junior high school? At that time, Ye Jun and I went to the same junior high school. My physical strength was not very good since I was a child, so this was the only one he could do. Overwhelmed me."

As Sal said, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch slightly.

That was his youth!

"Because there was a physical exam, the exercise between classes at that time turned into running, and I would use that kind of loudspeaker to play songs. At that time, Xu Song's songs were very popular, so I listened to them often."

"Then one day when I was running, I didn't follow the class team. Ye Jun's class team was behind our class team, so I ran slower and slower, and finally he pulled the team..."

"He told me at the time that singing would not tire you when you were running - that was the only time I fell for him."

"Thinking of this makes me a little angry!"

Sal began to grind his teeth as he spoke. All the good memories of youth are bullshit!See how he takes revenge on that bastard afterwards!

"So? What happened next?"

"Later? Later, when I sang and ran and went to other classes, the head teacher found out, and was fined to stand on the edge of the playground and sing loudly the next day. The original words are like this."

Speaking of this, Sal suddenly cut his voice, from grandma's little Zheng Taiyin to a mature and strict old man.

"You like to sing, don't you!? Do you like to sing in other classes!? Okay, tomorrow you can sing your fill on the playground! Let all the students in the school listen! We have a student who loves to sing in class three!"

"That's hell..."

Zero Yue put herself in that position and thought about that feeling, then curled up decisively.

It's scary to think about it.

"Yeah, I haven't sung for several years since then, and then I became a vup and couldn't help it, so I went to learn songs and started singing again."

Thrall couldn't help but feel a little emotional. In fact, many stories happened in the middle, and he even broke up with Ye Jun for several months, but these are off-topic, and it is not appropriate to say them today.

"Nazar, your talent is quite good. You haven't sung for so long and you are still at such a high level."

Xue Yue said with a smile.

"Not as good as Eina, she is the ceiling of our club's singing power now, right?"

Thrall's words were really not a bit yin and yang, he really thought that Daidai's singing was very strong, very strong, but he didn't get a response for a long time.

"Ena? Eina?"

The eldest lady pushed Daidai who was nestled in her arms, and finally spread her hands helplessly.

"Looks like... fell asleep ww"

"As expected of her."

This time, even Zero Yue was speechless.

ps: Today I will recommend another song sung by Xiao V, this time it is really nice, especially suitable for everyone to listen to.

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Chapter 376 Chapter 79 The end of team building

Chiena fell asleep, sleeping like a peaceful milk cat, curled up in Xu Youyue's arms, cute and ignorant.

"It's like www with nike"

Carefully stretching out her hand to smooth her hair, the eldest lady couldn't help laughing softly.

"Well, it smells like a big cat with a kitten again."

Xu Lin looked back and smiled.

Everyone~~ It is well known that the eldest lady is a proud cat girl, so that Xu Lin and sister Yan have always wondered whether her unusual love for cats comes from caring for the same kind.

【Hahahaha, brother Ruoye, you have such a mouth】

[Zero month quick drawing!I want to see a family of three! 】

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 】

"Yeah~ I've got two of them!"

Glancing at the barrage, the eldest lady said softly and cheerfully.

It seems that because they were worried about waking up the child Chiena, everyone unconsciously lowered the volume. From the joyful nonsense of the company party to the warmth, Lin Mu has been to the home of the two of them, so he has a little more right to speak.

"The two little ones are very cute. They are both puppets. One is called Nike, which is an idiot, and the other is called Kailu with a personality... Well, it is very similar to Senior Ruoye."

"A cat follows its owner."

Xu Lin spread his hands.

"What do you mean?"

The eldest lady was immediately alert.

The day when we went to buy cats together seemed to be last year, but only three short months have passed, and the eldest lady can still recall the scene at that time.

The girls in black and white each carried a cat bag, and walked all the way talking about what to name the cat.

The eldest lady said that her name only needs to be Nike (note, the pronunciation is Ni key), and she hopes that she can become a cute key to help her pry open a door.

But Xu Lin said that since she is a cat, she should be called Kailu, and I hope she can change for me one day!

So Xu Lin said that the cat follows the owner. . .

"I didn't mean you were stupid."

The white-haired girl looked up at the sky and whistled guiltily.

"It blew itself up?"

Xu Youyue looked at her with squinting eyes, angry and funny in her heart, but in the end she just simply complained.

"Ah! Sure enough, I was infected by you."

As if suddenly realizing something, Xu Lin suddenly slapped his forehead, and finally made a smirk and looked helpless.

"It is said that couples living together will become more and more alike, and the seniors are really a perfect example."

Shuangxue smiled and talked secretly with Xueyue.

"No way, it's them after all."

Xueyue glanced at Shuangxue casually, the smiling boy with a hint of envy in his eyes showed a gentle smile.

She suddenly discovered that Shuangxue is actually not that serious. have no choice.

That day, the pouting girl in front of her who was arguing (xiu) not (en) twisting (ai) with the white-haired girl suddenly called herself out, and asked her what she thought of Shuangxue with her hands behind her back and a smile on her face.

Although the first reaction was still a little disgusted, but he hesitated in the next moment.

Seriously, is Shuangxue a very annoying person?

It's annoying, he often speaks like a greasy uncle with a good self, which makes people feel nauseous from the bottom of his heart, but after the actual meeting, this boy gave her a completely different impression.