Live broadcast: Taoist priest, stop pretending, you are cultivating immortals

Now that Cai Wenjie is dead, and no one is meeting Brother Haha, this line is now in vain, basically broken.

"Jiang Daochang, on behalf of the international police, I would like to ask you something." Huo Sisi looked at Jiang Yun, pondered for a long time, and said.

"Girl, although monks don't care about common matters, I have always been able to help you with the police. If you have anything to say, just say it."

"Master Dao, your height and build are about the same as Cai Wenjie, so I hope you pretend to be Cai Wenjie and come with me to meet Brother Haha, and get out of his mouth the lair of the international fraud organization."

Jiang Yunren was stupid at the time. He thought it was such a trivial matter as calling the police or contacting someone, but he didn't expect to be pretending to be Cai Wenjie.

He didn't say a word, and turned off the live broadcast on the spot.

Then he began to ask Huo Sisi for some details. This idea was really too bold.

"Daoist, don't worry, that Haha brother has never met Cai Wenjie, and the two of them have never even seen each other's photos in order to keep it secret."

"I'll tell you about the personal habits of those two people later. When we meet, we adapt to the circumstances, and maybe we can get away with it."

"No matter what, we have to give it a try. That international fraud organization is a cancer. If it doesn't get rid of in a day, I really don't know how many people will be cheated out of their wealth." Hoss said with a righteous face.

Jiang Yun looked at the little girl on the hospital bed, nodded and solemnly agreed.

After he left the ward, he immediately called police officer Jiang Dajiang and asked about Huo Sisi's real identity.

After layers of declarations and confirmations, there was indeed no doubt about his identity.

Old Taoist Zhang personally cut Jiang Yun's hair into Cai Wenjie's style.

After he changed into Cai Wenjie's clothes, he took out the poisonous needle from his clothes and asked, "Mr. Zhang, this is the steel needle that guy shot out from the air gun, and it just hit my brick pendant."

"Hey, the poison quenched with hydride is really ruthless. Let alone sticking this thing, it just scratches the skin a little bit, and it can't be saved."

"You actually help me like this, boy, are you sure that senior in gray is not your master?" Old Taoist Zhang's eyes lit up with gossip.

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Chapter 148 Under Mount Fuji, a Magnitude [-] Earthquake

The next morning.

Jiang Yun stood at the gate of the Tianyan base. He recalled the scene of meeting last night, and secretly said bad luck in his heart.

The man named Ha Ha is a South Vietnamese man, as his name suggests, he can't stop laughing when he meets him.

The codes for the two parties' joints also matched.

Under Mount Fuji, an earthquake of magnitude [-].

On Mount Fuji, the volcano erupts.

The only thing that is so secretive is that Brother Haha also brought a local assistant, and that assistant has watched Jiang Yun's video on the Internet, so he is considered a fan of passers-by.

As a result, after the two sides finished exchanging codes, Jiang Yun, who was pretending to be Cai Wenjie, turned around, and the truth was immediately revealed.

The local assistant looked at Jiang Yun, knelt down on the spot, and confessed his crime.

Brother Haha was dumbfounded. He took out a dagger from his pocket and was about to fight to the death. Uncle Jiang Dong stood up from behind Jiang Yun with a self-made repeating crossbow.

Two arrows were shot out, directly hitting his legs. He is famous in the world for his fierce marksmanship. Brother Haha, who is outstanding in marksmanship, threw down the small dagger in his hand and raised his hand to surrender.

Although the information was not directly obtained, the person was caught and the ending was good.

Last night, the police took people in front of the computer screen and conducted a remote interrogation all night, asking all the questions that should be asked and those that should not be asked.

"Boy, don't stand there stupidly, come and help me load the car." Old Taoist Zhang shouted.

Today, the two of them happened to be able to take the police's ride and leave Dashan.

After the things were installed, Brother Haha was also escorted into the police car.

After Jiang Yun bid farewell to everyone at Sky Eye Base, the convoy finally set off.

Due to his size, Zhuzhu could only sit in the back row with Taoist Zhang and Brother Snake. Jiang Yun sat in the co-pilot seat and hugged Xiaobai. Looking at the scenery outside, he felt a little regretful.

I have kept my hair for more than 20 years. In order to meet Brother Haha, I cut it off in pain, but I was recognized on the spot, which is uncomfortable!

He turned on the drone, put the drone in front of the car, faced himself, and said: "Every layman, Pindao is on his way back to the Taoist temple. I will broadcast it for a while. If you want to watch it, you can watch it. Not force."

Within 5 minutes of the broadcast, thousands of fans immediately gathered in the live broadcast room, and many people were full of curiosity.

"Daozhang, why did you suddenly download the broadcast yesterday afternoon?"

"Fuck, why did the Taoist priest have short hair?"

"The anchor really spent a lot of money yesterday to catch that fraudster!"

"It's a model of police-civilian cooperation. Even the police car is in the car. Is the person driving next to him police officer Jiang Dajiang?"

"Hahaha, Old Taoist Zhang is sitting in the back of the car, Zhuzhu is also there, and Brother Snake is also there. I lost it. I didn't expect that the two of them would also leave the mountain."

Jiang Yun said with a gloomy face: "Secrecy is needed, so don't ask where Pindao went last night. If you are really curious, just watch the news in a few days."

"Pindao really didn't expect that I cut all my hair and changed my look, and I was recognized on the spot. That's unscientific!"

Seeing Jiang Yun's depressed look, the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing.

"Master Dao, it's good for you to be an individual, don't tease me, what happened after the broadcast yesterday?"

"Whether you believe it or not, anyway, I believe it. After the person who joined the meeting recognized the Daoist leader, he must have pissed off in fright."

"In the land of Huaxia, as long as there are no hot weapons, Dao Chang's martial arts plus internal strength, the combat power is basically at full strength, and he is a proper killer of criminals."

"Jiang Jiu said, are you pointing at me? It's really too much. I'm going to be sentenced to death!"

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, shook his head helplessly, looked out of the window, and said helplessly: "Human beings have different joys and sorrows. I just think you are a little noisy."

"Oh, don't ask, really don't ask, things went smoothly last night, I really didn't do anything."

It's the first time for Zhuzhu and Brother Snake to ride a car, but their behavior is completely different.

Zhuzhu was relatively timid, with his butt pouted and his head stuck in the arms of the old Taoist Zhang Zhishun, looking like a little boy who was afraid.

Brother Snake was relatively calm. Except for his complaints about Zhuzhu's big butt, everything else was fine. He even stuck his head out of the window and let the cold wind blow for a while.

The drone placed in the front of the car just happened to be able to capture Brother Snake's slightly melancholy face.

Originally it was just a background board, but Brother Snake blew a cold wind for a while, and a transparent snot flowed out of its left nostril.

After sucking it back, blowing cold wind for a while, it flowed out again, and then sucked it back...

With that naive look, the water friends in the live broadcast room really couldn't bear it.

"Brother Snake's snot has been blown out, and he is still trying to suck it back. It can't do it anymore, I can't hold it anymore, I want to laugh out loud."

"I wonder if Brother Snake is motion sick. He may be recalling his whole life now."

"Why is there such a cute cobra in this world, I really can't get enough of it [cover face]"

"Master Dao, please pull Brother Snake's head back, I'm a little worried that it's caught a cold."

Jiang Yun turned his head and looked at Brother Snake.

After Snake saw him, he retracted his head and opened his mouth to explain, "Hiss hiss~ hiss hiss~~"

"Brother Snake, you really misunderstood, we arrested you, it's really not for making soup!"

"Hiss hiss~~"

"Brother Snake, the Patriarch of Sanqing is here, how can the poor Taoist lie to you, the old Taoist Zhang arrested you, he just wanted to check your body for you, after all, you were severely stung by a hornet a few days ago." Jiang Yun scratched head, explained.

Old Taoist Zhang glanced at Brother Snake with some guilt, he nodded, and then looked out of his window.

The water friends in the live broadcast room complained about injustice and were filled with righteous indignation.

"Master Daoist, do you dare to touch your own conscience and say that the old Daoist Master Zhang brought Brother Snake to check his body?"

"Brother Snake said: I believe you a ghost, the old man next to him is so bad that he even brought me a nest, do you think I am a snake stupid?"

"I strongly request the Taoist priest to let Brother Snake go. It is best to send the snake to my house. I am already a die-hard fan of Brother Snake."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, quite speechless.

My current fan base is a bit complicated. In the past, a small group of people liked Xiaobai, and some people liked Monkey Two. Why do some people even like Brother Snake now?

How many of the fans in the live broadcast room are Pindao's true fans?

It's autumn, and the scenery in Wudang Mountain is still good, and there are countless beautiful scenery along the way.

On the road for a day, Brother Snake, Xiaobai and Zhuzhu didn't eat much, and they didn't drink much.

The three little guys were very quiet on the road. They slept when they had nothing to do, and looked at the scenery when they woke up. Not to mention that the policemen walking along the way were a little surprised, even Jiang Yun was a little surprised.

in the afternoon.

The convoy left the mountains.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang drove away from the convoy. He yawned and said with a smile, "Daoist Jiang, my colleague is going to bring that fraudster back to the police station. I will take you and Mr. Zhang back to Jiangjia Village first."

"It's really thanks to the two of you this time that the international police finally got something on the line of scammers. Otherwise, I don't know how many people would be cheated and lose their fortunes."

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Chapter 149 What, isolation? (seeking a monthly ticket)

Jiang Yun smiled. He looked at the camera of the drone and said to the water friends in the live broadcast room: "Fighting crime is also something that monks should do. Laymen in the live broadcast room, I would like to remind everyone."

"Any stranger who asks you to transfer money is a liar, for any reason."

"Anyone who asks you to download any app or remote software is a liar."

"Anyone who asks you to add QQ or WeChat to confirm is also a liar."

"In short, if you mention money, of course, you can trust the phone card arrears at the beginning of the month."

Police officer Jiang Dajiang was stunned for a moment while holding the hand on the steering wheel, and he said with some resentment: "Xiaoyun, don't play cards according to the routine, you have said everything I said, so what should I say?"

The car soon arrived at the entrance of Jiangjia Village. It was strange that the entrance of the village had been sealed off, and there was a black car in front of it.

Jiang Yun hugged Xiaobai and got out of the car. What's going on? It's been less than ten days since he entered the mountain. Why is the village closed?

Village Changjiang Wanchao was wearing a military overcoat, holding a Guan Gong sword in his hand, and was stationed at the entrance of the village with a few young people.

There is also a huge banner with red background and white characters hanging at the entrance of the village, which reads: Visiting is killing each other, gathering is committing suicide.

Village Chief Jiang shouted angrily, "Second Master Jiang is here, no one can enter the village!"

The window of the black car was rolled down, and the middle-aged man wearing glasses handed over 200 yuan in cash and said with a smile: "Master, we don't go into the village, we just want to buy some supplies in the village."

"I, Martial Saint Jiang Yunchang, how could I have set my sights on your mere 200 yuan and left quickly!"

The middle-aged man took out another 200 yuan. He clasped his fists and said, "Master, you can do me a favor. Let us go in and eat something."

"This village is the last supply point before entering the mountain. I want to go into the mountain to take some photos, please!"

Village head Jiang looked at the four hundred-yuan bills, and his face changed. He put away the hundred-yuan bills with a smile, and waved behind him.

As soon as the middle-aged man started the car, he saw four big men, all wearing disposable masks and holding dicks in their hands, surrounding them from both sides.

"Hey, don't talk nonsense, open the door!"

Then!

The four big men threw everything in their hands into the car, including Chinese cabbage, lettuce, carrots, lean pork, pumpkin, eggplant, vermicelli, etc., and threw a lot, filling the back seat.

The middle-aged man looked confused. Before he could ask any questions, Village Chief Jiang smiled and said, "Go to me when you buy vegetables. If you enter the village, there is no way!"

"Hurry up and drive away, don't you see there are cars behind?"

Seeing this scene, Jiang Yun was a little puzzled, and all the water friends in the live broadcast room laughed.

"If Second Master Jiang had been there back then, how could Jingzhou have fallen?"

"Don't talk about falling, as long as the health code is not the same color as Er Ye's hat, he won't even be able to enter the Jingzhou gate [funny]"

"Don't talk about it, last year in our village, the old man guarding the entrance of the village even repaired Yan Shuangying's double guns, and the two toy guns were strapped to his waist. I want to exchange them with him."

"In troubled times, I'm here to help righteousness. The uncle has done a good job. You can take money and give food. The village is absolutely forbidden!"

The middle-aged man wanted to grind it out a bit more, to intercede, but Jiang Yun came to him and greeted Village Chief Jiang.

"Uncle, what's the matter?"

"Xiaoyun, you came out of the mountains, don't come over here, put on your mask first."

Village head Jiang used Guan Gong's broadsword in his hand to bring a mask to Jiang Yun.